Author has written 8 stories for Bleach, and House, M.D..Reporter: (off cam) What the f@# are we doing here?
Reporter: What the hell... (clears throat) Hello folks! I know that you're all wondering who I am and what in the freaking world am I doing here. Well... I think that I'm about to interview an unknown writer... (mumbles) Unknown writer? Am I that desperate for an interview? (clears throat) Ok... Hehehe. So, we're here to interview an UNknown writer by the name C. LeShay (grumbles) Great, another literary wannabee...
Reporter: Welcome back guys! We're here with C. LeShay!
C. LeShay: Wh-what? (hurriedly fixes hair and smiles)
Reporter: (rolls eyes) So, C. LeShay, how old are you?
C. LeShay: Can I get a lawyer? I'm not supossed to answer that. No birthday questions either, all I can say is that I'm a Christmas baby who happens to be a Capricorn. My planet sign is Saturn and my Chinese zodiac sign is that of the Dog.
Reporter: Hobbies? Sports?
C. LeShay: Does channel surfing count? No? Net surfing? Well I cook A LOT, I read A LOT, I watch anime A LOT, I sleep A LOT. Oh, and if I have time, I go to work and write. (offers a plate of homemade oatmeal and choco cookies) Want some?
Reporter: (eyes cookies hungrily) Maybe later. Tell me LeShay, why did you open a fanfiction account?
C. LeShay: Damn if I know. I just live, breathe, and read fanfiction. (Offers a plate of Spaghetti) Do you like Italian food?
Reporter: Oh, so you're a fanfiction addict. (smells food and licks lips) Um... maybe later... So...?
C. LeShay: (Frowns) Yeah, my supervisor tells me to either shape up or resign.
Reporter: (Gasps) You resigned because your work interferes with your fanfiction reading?
C. LeShay: (raises eyebrow) Are you nuts? (whispers) I just sneak a peek at the site every hour.
Reporter: Oh... (clears throat) So, tell me then, what are your favorite animes, movies, and books?
C. LeShay: I'm into anime. I love Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Sailor Moon, Detective Conan, Gokusen, Ranma1/2, CCS, Slam Dunk... I'm currently into Bleach though and Death Note. I could go on and on - but I'll just add Harry Potter books , House MD, Bones, Heroes, and The X-Files TV series. (Shows DVDs, CDs, posters, etc.)
Reporter: Favorite pairings? Yaoi? Yuri? What about lemons, do you read or write them?
C. LeShay: No yaoi no yuri, sorry. (digs into pocket and gets a list) I love Ichigo and Rukia, Hollow Ichigo and Rukia, Hitsugaya and Matsumoto, Ishida and Inoue, Neji and Tenten, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye, Eriol and Tomoyo, Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood. I respect people who love Yaoi and yuri, so I ask the same treatment - let's all be fwends!.
As for lemons, well I can read them... but my mom better not be reading behind my back! I mean, I think she has this idea where I still believe that babies were dropped by the stork... I don't think I can write lemons properly though - I'd probably either be laughing too hard or blushing too much to make any progress.
Reporter: Favorite characters?
C. LeShay: Ichigo Kurosaki/Hollow Ichigo, Rukia Kuchiki, Hatake Kakashi, Hyuuga Neji, Tenten, Nara Shikamaru, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Black Hayate (aww...), Eriol Hiirigazawa, Tomoyo Daidouji ... Suou Tamaki, Ohtori Kyoya, Hani-sempai, Fujioka Haruhi (talks for 2 more hours) ... Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Gregory House, Hiro Nakamura, Draco Malfoy, Scully and Mulder!
Reporter: (wakes up with a start) eh? (straightens up) Ok, so the big question is: Will you write a fanfiction anytime within this millennium?
C. LeShay: (thinks carefully) Well... Hmmm... (AFTER 12 Hours) I guess so. I mean, why not? I've read so many fanfictions that I'm inspired to write one, or two, or three... I'm just not sure how long that would take though.
Reporter: But you have a plan right? I mean, do you have an idea for a fic now?
C. LeShay: I have some. Its on Naruto and it features KakashiXOC. There's also my Harry Potter fanfict, but I seem to have lost it... Oh dear. (rummages through her files) I think a nargle took it... Maybe I'll try a CCS with my fave pair and a FMA while I'm at it... Wait, I have a draft for a Bleach IchiRuki and a House MD fic too! Oh boy, my beta IS going to kill me ! Guys, I already wrote a handful of them, please... DO check them out.
Reporter: Are you currently in a relationship?
C. LeShay: Do anime characters count?
Reporter: (Hurries to interrupt) Never mind. (Shuffles papers) Finally, C.LeShay where did you get your name?
C. LeShay: Um... well mom and pop gave me a really boring name... I made a fic about Harry Potter before. I actually finished it! It was the first fic I was able to finish. In fact its the ONLY one I was able to finish and its HANDWRITTEN on a friggin' yellow pad for cripes' sake! You know what the bummer is, I lost it! (Reporter clears throat) Uh... I loved the OC I made so much that I took that character's name. Yeah. No infringement intended if someone is named C. LeShay, ok?
Reporter: One last -
C. LeShay: You said the last question was the last one. I still gotta work, you know. If my boss sees me... I am so dead and unemployed.
Reporter: I'll treat you to dinner if you answer this.
C. LeShay: (Looks at the reporter) Really? Fire away.
Reporter: Are you a boy or a girl?
C. LeShay: (frowns) Are you hitting on me? (Reporter shakes head) Well... I guess I can show you... (digs into shirt)
Reporter: OMG! NO! (faints)
C. LeShay: (mumbles) Where the hell is that... I shouldn't have bought this shirt; why did I pick one with pockets inside?... (Whips out a paper) Here's my birth certificate (pauses and looks for reporter). Well, that was rude.