Oni Giri Slash
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Joined 12-06-06, id: 1177400, Profile Updated: 06-25-11
Author has written 14 stories for One Piece.

Greetings to all those who stumble across this profile!!

Alas Miss Giri's fanfiction writing has come to a halt after her computer was purged into great darkness. The turmoil of abyss took the memory of such a fine hard drive and its outrageously wonderful remembrances could never be restored. Thus, Miss Giri's dearest comrade and friend, died on the 15th of October 2009 leaving naught but a frustrated widow behind. It has taken her over three months to let such a tale be recognised by the public and so, on behalf of Miss Giri herself, I would like to thank ALL of you, who have coninued to read her stories, for your reviews of praise and critisim (which I love) and even adding the story to your favourites. She still receives these through her email and cries everytime she opens them. Yes, yes she REALLY does. With the attention that you show to her stories she is growing stronger everyday. And, who knows...maybe when she is freed from the evil clutches of daily life. When Miss giri is finally derestricted from her studies and is standing between that moment...that small, miniscule moment betwixt galloping away from peer pressure and towards the horrendous tall cities of work stress, she will sit down and write all those wonderful fanfics that she's told me...oh, so many times before. She will, unfold her laptop and type until the letters on the keyboard become illegable, until her very eyes become square and her legs melt from the heat of the device sitting on her lap. And then, I, will make sure that every memory storage article contains a copy of each story. That it shall be remembered and never again purged into darkness to be forgotten, so then I could, finally, upload them for all you to read.

Because, One Piece is...da bomb.

Love from Miss Giri and her editor.

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A Date With Sanji by three-days-late reviews
AU in which Sanji attempts to go on a date with every girl in the One Piece universe. Good Luck Sanji!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,624 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Sanji
Friend and Foe by MKLlim reviews
“It is said that you are accompanying the notorious pirate Fire Fist Ace. That alone is already a great offense to your record.” he jeered. “A perfectly respectable person like me, traveling with a pirate? How DARE you suggest such a thing? she answered.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,177 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Ace
Ask Zoro II by HogwartShinobi reviews
Oh dear...Zoro broke the mast AGAIN. But this time- On Thousand Sunny? I DONT OWN ONE PIECE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,148 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Zoro
Gorgon Zolo: Trial by fire by Amaxing reviews
Part 2 of my pirate-lawyer saga thing. A murder. A marine. A mystery. A marimo. Roronoa Zoro returns as rookie attorney Gorgon Zolo, and he'll need every OBJECTION! in the book to save his client...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Cat's Claw by incandescens reviews
Smoker's missing, Tashigi needs to rescue him, and Black Cage Hina has a plan. Set shortly after the Alabasta arc.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,363 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Tashigi, Kuro - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Dress Code by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Spandam gets sick of the lax dress code and instates a new policy that doesn't work out quite the way he'd planned.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Kaku, Lucci - Complete
Child of War by Nehszriah reviews
[A war is a natural human process and being a child of war, you always seem to be thinkin’ ‘bout it. Well, that is if that sort of thing matters to you.] Happy birthday Zoro and have a swell Armistice Day.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Zoro - Complete
The ED's by wardenlove reviews
Zoro and Sanji are being stalked by the world's greatest and cutest asassins! They board the ship and no one even notices! What will become of Zoro and Sanji? Will they be killed? well click and find out! please no flames! I'm scared!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Why We Dont Pick Up The Phone by HogwartShinobi reviews
AU. What the answering machines in Manga City sound like. [I DONT OWN OP!]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007
Revenge by Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth reviews
After entering a fanfiction contest, the straw hat become aware of the abuse they've suffered at authors hands and head for their HQ for some payback. It wont be easy though, with all the fanfic:dot:net authors in their way...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Summer Sky by FuyuSarah reviews
He was supposed to be leaving. But he couldn't. He just stood there, his back to her, her back to him, and he could hear her crying. It tore him apart.
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Commercial Chaos by Ai Tennshi reviews
The Straw Hat Pirates decided to make some money by doing some commercials...but no one can follow the script, and the commercials keep turning out less than perfect.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
Ask Zoro by HogwartShinobi reviews
Zoro's making extra cash with this new advice column job... [I DONT OWN ONE PIECE!XD]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,416 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Zoro - Complete
The Path to Becoming Sixth by Sgamer82 reviews
Following events at Enies Lobby, Nico Robin makes an ambitious attempt to grow closer to her friends and crewmates.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Robin - Complete
The StrawHat crew Goes to the Movies by NefertariNami reviews
The StrawHat Crew Goes to the movies.... Sixth movie is up! Happy Feet. Next movie: The Little Shop of Horrors!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006
Pose by Adali reviews
Smile for the camera. Dialogue style. Various gen het yaoi pairings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Aging by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Shanks and Ben discuss the finer points of aging. Okay, well, they get drunk and Shanks rambles, and Ben listens and occasionally comments. You know how it goes.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
The Black Pearl by Akseel reviews
Still another man calls himself the Pirate King, but things get more serious when he sends Mihawk, Shanks and Zoro to another world, in the Caribbeans... and everything gets even more confused when they meet with a certain Jack Sparrow.
Crossover - One Piece & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,816 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
101 Deaths of Minerva Paradizo by altairity reviews
Mary Sues, tell me who hasn't had these very same fantasies? Diverse pairings, diverse settings and diverse obituaries. A collection of oneshots. Everyone has their guilty pleasures...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006
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Aperture
He's a manic on a Submarine. Slightly bent in the head and twisted in the soul, but with the clearest judgment and the power to keep one alive. The newest kind of adversary.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Robin, Nami
The Broke Blokes reviews
Sanji wants to be a respected citizen of the modern world, but he's jobless, moneyless and soon to be homeless. He meets up with an old rival who now thrives amongst the moss covered alleys. Together can they find their place in the modern world?COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,949 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
She, Captain Nami reviews
Nami escaped a mysterious attack and is now the last of the StrawHats. With a new crew to aid her, Nami ventures forth to save her nakama from certain death. The tides are against her, will she reach them in time? CHAPTER 9 UP!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Nami
The Girl Next Door reviews
Nami, a fiery young woman with a short fuse, does what comes natural when the neighbour next door laughs at her gardening skills...she has a lawn mower...Zoro & Nami AU. !R&R! CHAPTER 2 UP!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Nami, Zoro
A STRONG MARINE! reviews
I DID ALL THAT SO YOU WOULD BECOME A STRONG MARINE! Luffy had to endure being tossed down a cliff, thrown into a forest at night and tied to balloons. This is how he survived...just. WARNING MINOR SPOILERS if you haven't passed Enies Lobby!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Luffy, our natural disaster reviews
Just a humorous drabble written about our beloved Straw hat crew. Please, no flamers...I burn easily. R&R
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Pirate Press reviews
Short drabble about interviewing the Straw Hats to save a job at Pirate Press Inc. Third Edition UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Once upon a OnePiece reviews
The StrawHat pirates have been separated for over a year. Can they find each other in a world of twisted tales? Can they rid themselves of their curses? NOW COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Usopp - Complete
Easter ZoroBunny reviews
It's Easter on board the Going Merry, but this time Luffy believes in the the Easter Bunny. In hope to keep their capt happy, his nakama have arranged something special but someone else believes in the Easter Bunny, who? Read and find out! R&R!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Zoro - Complete
Convincing reviews
Its raining and Nami is trying to teach Luffy how the world works. Can she convince him...? !R&R!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Turkey Onboard reviews
Zoro finds a turkey on deck and has Luffy set upon it...will it survive? Read and find out! !R&R!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Zoro - Complete
All I want for Christmas reviews
The strawhats thoughts of what they want for Xmas but who really knows the meaning of Xmas? Enjoy! !R&R! Disclaimer: I don't own OnePiece sigh
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Zolo's Blocked Toilet Pipe reviews
Just a short story about what happens when a particular swordsman goes and blocks the toilet. Who can handle the smell? Who can fix the problem? WHO? That’s when a rubber captain comes in handy!R&R
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Zoro - Complete
SantaSanji Claus reviews
Just a short story for the Xmas sprit. Luffy still believes in Santa and won't believe Nami when she says he's not real. The crew don't want to disappoint him...Sanji gets called up to be Santa, but who's ever heard of a skinny Santa? First fanfic!R&R
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete