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Joined 12-07-06, id: 1177828, Profile Updated: 10-22-09
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, and Matrix.

Check out my extended Malfoy family tree and find out what these people look like in my head! Here.


The rustic approach to making carrot, apple and ginger juice (i.e. putting carrots, apples and ginger in a blender and pressing 'on'.) doesn't work.
Yet we must bear these wounds and carry on.

- Sean Biggerstaff

How to be Draco Malfoy:

1. Slick back and bleach your hair.
2. Wear a green robe.
3. End all your sentences with "Potter." (i.e. "Great cake, Potter!")

Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba. Take that, police :)

If you're going to read a story, would you at least have the courtesy to review it?

Seriously, I'm getting po'ed at the lurkers.


Alright, I admit it, some of the stories down below this are bad. Don't believe me? Read them. I would delete them... but they're like my eldest, slightly challenged children. I can't toss my own flesh and blood in an incinerator, can I? Well, I could, but it would be wrong.

So, I'm taking the only sensible solution. I'm going to make like Judge Turpin and go all Johanna on the stories' asses. Just... ignore them and maybe they'll go away.

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I'm Katie & I'm an Anger Addict by confessions.of.katijane reviews
When McGonagall institutes her own form of anger management on a hottempered Katie Bell, our favorite chaser begins to use a diary to vent about all of the frustrations in her life. Namely concerning a certain Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,765 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Katie B., George W.
Stranger than Mary Sue Fiction by OrbThesela reviews
Draco Malfoy was an ordinary wizard, until he finds a book in his friends library. Now, a girl called Mary Sue is narrating his life, inaccurately and with a poorer vocabulary. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
In Another World by Cafinatedangel13 reviews
I've seen a lot of 'what if' fics and ignored all of them, so I wouldn't blame anyone ignoring this one. Three quotes, three turning points, three different ways it could have all gone. Technically Jacob/Bella, but not in the traditional sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Tom's great woman by sweet-lil-m reviews
Behind every great man there is a great woman' but who was Tom Riddle's great woman and what happend to her? not good at summarys R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Edward Knows Jewelry by cullen-style reviews
Sequel to 'Volleyball with the Cullens'... Edward and Bella take a trip to New York to search for engagment rings. Read and Review please. ECLIPSE SPOILERS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,236 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Wedding by Winterlude reviews
On Teddy and Victoire's wedding day chaos reigns at the Burrow... R&R! Slightly changed to re-arrange with Rowling's new revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
I Still Don't Know What Magic Is by JoeJonasWillBeMine reviews
Gabrielle Edwards has a secret.She must choose from good or evil.All she wants is a normal life,like your average witch.With danger approaching rapidly,she must choose her freinds wisely.What will happen? AU SBOC Marauder's era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sirius B., OC
яєѕιѕтιиg Temptation : єяαgσи x Other Charater by LeFrenchMartini reviews
єяαgσи has taken up the days of a young Girl Named Shayy. She adores him, she cant Accept the fact that he isnt real. Wish upon a star and one day she finally gest to meet up with Eragon, but at what cost?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007
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Best Maid reviews
George Weasley is getting married. Katie Bell is not his fiancee, but she's making due with her post of Best Man. KB/GW. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - George W., Katie B. - Complete
One and the Same reviews
Scorpius never expected that, upon coming out, he would learn that there had been another Malfoy man who did not prefer women. Through the memories of his family, he learns the truth about the Malfoy's youths. Multigen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Scorpius M., Lucius M.
A Freckled Pair of Hands reviews
Writing fun. Katie gets an unexpected injury during Quidditch practice. KB/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katie B., George W. - Complete
Try Your Hardest Not to Die reviews
In the midst of an argument, Katie Bell is sent to St. Mungo's. Not that it does anything to stop the fight. KBxGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Katie B., George W. - Complete
A Lasting Influence reviews
Abraxas Malfoy frowned upon Lucius joining this nonsensical Death Eaters business.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
Women's Jewelry reviews
Something about Draco Malfoy makes his soon-to-be sister-in-law get the giggles. Pretty fluffy. DM/AG BZ/DG & a little Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Why the Red Pill? reviews
And who exactly is The Woman in the Red Dress based on? From Cypher's first day in the real world, to a crew member's death. Pre-Neo.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Cypher, Mouse
Pureblood reviews
."Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood." It's Scorpius Malfoy's first year at school, and I'm too lazy to finish this summary. ON HAITUS. Sorry guys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Scorpius M.
Boxer Planting reviews
Katie is dragged into one of Fred and George's schemes, and discovers that yes, she does have a favorite twin. GWxKB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - George W., Katie B. - Complete
Damn Silver, Green, and Purple reviews
Teddy Lupin and his mouth interrupt Anne's reflection on Slytherin House.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - OC - Complete
Snorange reviews
Hermione needs to find a rhyme for one word: orange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Lord reviews
Chevalle is dead, meaning there is a new Pirate Lord of the Mediterranean Sea. Meaning she will need to be tested. And if she passes, what will happen?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Dolls reviews
Lord Cutler Beckett does not play with dolls.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
Advice from a Portrait reviews
A girl, feeling out of place, seeks advice from a former teacher's portrait. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Seeing Her Off reviews
A missing scene from Deathly Hallows involving Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Fer Sure, Emmett reviews
Emmett and Bella have an encounter over Bella's CD. Oneshot, random, all that good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
A Hippogriff Sandwich reviews
Everyone knows hippogriff sandwiches turn you into a gay sexgod. Any who reads Hogwarts, a History, anyway. DMHr and HPRWSFNLDT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Toxic reviews
Draco Malfoy is toxic. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Memoirs reviews
Memoirs from the misfits of the four Hogwarts houses. Only for those who don't mind touchyfeely. I'm kidding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete