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Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, and Matrix.
Check out my extended Malfoy family tree and find out what these people look like in my head! Here.
- Sean Biggerstaff
How to be Draco Malfoy:
1. Slick back and bleach your hair.
Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba. Take that, police :)
If you're going to read a story, would you at least have the courtesy to review it?
Seriously, I'm getting po'ed at the lurkers.
Alright, I admit it, some of the stories down below this are bad. Don't believe me? Read them. I would delete them... but they're like my eldest, slightly challenged children. I can't toss my own flesh and blood in an incinerator, can I? Well, I could, but it would be wrong.
So, I'm taking the only sensible solution. I'm going to make like Judge Turpin and go all Johanna on the stories' asses. Just... ignore them and maybe they'll go away.