Author has written 9 stories for Crossing Jordan, Harry Potter, CSI, Artemis Fowl, House, M.D., and Twilight.
Hmm...what to write? Well...this is an account shared by me, and one of my friends, which some of you may know as Underlord. We like posting funny stuff, but there are a couple serious stories too...oh, and dramatic pauses are fun!
Pen name: Bane144
Real Name: You'd love to know, wouldn't you?
Ships: Huddy, Chameron, Dramione and JW for Crossing Jordan...yeah, thats all for now
Likes: Cheese, House, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Crossing Jordan, CSI, and CATS!
Dislikes: Stupid People
Favorite Food: Pizza, jello and Mac'n'cheese
Favorite Pastime: Writing/reading and annoying people
Favorite Book: There are too many to list...why don't you ask Underlord?
I LOVE reviews! I'll give a cookie to anyone who reviews my stories, and a plate of cookies to people who tell me what I should have done better!
And now...My favorite sayings! From a variety of places, including coffee mugs, t-shirts, icons and just stuff people said!
'Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Time spent getting even is better spent getting ahead.
Argument is the worst type of conversation.
If you don't believe in magic, you can't believe in reality...
All generalisations are false, including this one.
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it . . . write it in the sand near the water's edge.
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it was meant to be.
Lady Heather: Or maybe I knew you'd like them. Same way I know you enjoy most of the superficial trappings of civilization.
Grissom: I'm that obvious, huh?
Lady Heather: Only because you try not to be. You spend your life uncovering what goes beneath the surface of civility and acceptable behavior. So it's a release for you to indulge in something like high tea when it seems, if only for a moment, the world really is civilized. (Grissom stays silent) The most telling thing about anyone is what scares them. And I know what you fear more than anything, Mr. Grissom.
Grissom: Which is?
Lady Heather: Being known. You can't accept that I might know what you really desire, because that would mean that I know you. Something, for whatever reason, you spend your entire life making sure no one else does.
Catherine: I'd slap you, but I think you'd enjoy it too much.
Greg: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.
fluid from the trunk of a car containing two corpses splashes up onto Greg's face and into his mouth
Sara: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.
Greg: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.
Crossing Jordan Quotes!
Lily: I know when I'm gonna get my heart broken by a bad boy and you, Garret, are a Bad Boy.
Bug: I wanted to become a childrens doctor, but little kids hated me.
Macy: Why would you want to have sex six times in one day? I mean, come on, we're people not Bunnies.
Lily: Dr.Macy said Bunnies.
Jordan: I have so much energy.
Macy: Yeah, I can tell. Read your autopsy report. 12 pages to tell us she was hit in the back of the head with an unidentifiable object.
Woody: I have been meaning to ask you... why do they call you Bug?
Bug: Because I like insects. Why do they call you Woody?
Woody: Why are you here again?
Woody: You know, I could always go get Nigel.
Bug: If you love Nigel so much, why don't you marry him?
Woody: We can actually do that now in Vermont.
Jordan: Look... You guys get along. I need you to talk to him.
Woody: He pulled a gun on me!
Jordan: That's bonding for him. He feels comfortable with you.
Woody: He said he was going to shoot me!
Jordan: You see... You guys are closer than I thought.
Dr. Stiles: People who don't care have nothing to lose. So either they started that way, or they've already lost everything. Those are dangerous people.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yaaaaaaaaaay I am HYPEEEEEEER!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Past Mistakes- Chapter 3 is up, and Chapter 4 is in the works!