Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.Ahhh...I seem to be out of it eh?
I am unlikely to update soon...that's the truth. Especially right now, as I would be taking my exams to get into university soon...(ack) So to all those people out there in the big wide world. Sorry. (and really, I have a massive, possibly permanent mental block regarding plotlines...especially for Harry Potter...I don't really like the way the real plot is going...to me it's going a bit bland...and you can't really write properly if you are starting to find your protagonist annoying...but hey, I know you all have your own opinions so you may disagree)
I still read Harry Potter Fanfiction, although I do enjoy the occasional Tamora Pierce, LOTR, POTC, Naruto and Matrix fanfiction (Oh...and add Prince of Tennis to the list now...). Darkish fics are good, especially those containing revenge or cool new powers...although I dislike those who over do it...i mean: Muhahah...Harry Potter grows 6 feet tall overnight and suddenly has the build(minus the weight mind you) of a body builder, the goblins at Gringotts decide to award him another million galleons for being who he is AND he has enough power to blow up the world 6 times in a row (10 if he took breaks in between). All this painfree, and OVERNIGHT (Go out and kick Voldie's butt the next day, guaranteed!) So, what are you sitting there for? Pick up the phone and dial...
Ooops...carried away. As you can see, sarcasm got the best of me...yikes...that rhymed didn't it?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Sorry, Duì bù qǐ, Gomen, Pardon, Entschuldigung, Scusa...and everything else