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Joined 12-07-06, id: 1177942
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

ZA PROCRASTINATOR

Flashy, ain't it?

Well it's the label that's been pinned on me, anyway

Well, since this is my profile, I might as well put in something about me, at least, no matter how boring a topic it seriously is.

I know that people don't usually put in their ages because of netiquette, but hey, I'm not the only 13 year old in this planet anyway.

Don't bug me about Gender. I'm Gender Confused. You can dissect and peer at this strip of beef in any way you like. You're too much of a stranger for me to know or care, anyway.

Name? Well, "My superior", "The World's Future Dominatress" or "The Big Boss" should do

I'm not a good writer, but screw that. You don't have to be good at something to love it.

I'd like to upload/update my fics If I weren't too darn lazy.

I'd love to talk more, but Man this is boring me.

Pardon my thin attention span.

You're always free to email me, by the way.

I'll probably reply the moment I see it, since I totally have nothing else better to do this month.

SUMMER TIME ROCKS!! Sleeping late accompanied by the usual headaches, which I usually sleep through leading to another headache, IT'S AWESOME! It just hurts, though.

Well, I'm done ranting anyway.

I've a due fight with Vexen today. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories totally Rocks!

Edited April 3/2006

I'm SO sorry about the VERY SLOW updates of my fics even though I promised much, MUCH faster ones but one reason is that I've been SO busy, another is that I recently discovered the beauties of DeviantArt. com and the last is... well...

I feel so uninspired...

Once again,

My Apologies for the slow updates and the crappy content of the future chapters that I will be excreting from my brain

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Your Not So Average Royai Story by SidekickKep reviews
Covertly dating, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye go through odd obstacles, disputes over protocol, and relationships that rise only to fall. Post first anime series. Royai. Possibly Edwin? Er... DISCONTINUED.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 310,933 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Snack Time by magicsmith reviews
It's time to snack. In a series of oneshots, different characters think and talk about life and food. Not to be taken seriously. Chapter 10 'Surprise Halloween', featuring Orihime and her cooking, is now available.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Riza Hawkeye: The Flame's Flame by Bunun224 reviews
A slightly perverted love story guarunteed to make you say both Eww! and Aww! Or at least think them...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Roy M., Riza H.
Winter Sonata by silentstarlight reviews
[Manga spoilerscanon]Five years ago, she disappeared. Now, as his staff urges him to hire a secetary to help him with all his paperwork, he hires a woman named Melissa Hawkeye, who only remembers parts of her adult life. Who is she really? royai [edited]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,012 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
Dear DiaryJournal by Daniness reviews
Riza thinks Roy is complete pig only interested in models and actoresses. Can he prove her wrong?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
It'll Kill You by i'llwait reviews
a loosely connect series of chapters about relationships that connect the manga moments. includes royai, as well as friendship between riza and havoc, maes and roy, and etc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
Simple Toys for Simple Minds by Alaena Night reviews
[IchiRuki] A drabble and oneshot collection compiled of Ichigo and Rukia's experiences with real world items. [26: Hold Me] Rukia forces Ichigo to buy ice skates, and proceeds to torture him on ice. He ends up in her arms, and neither cares to let go.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,461 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
We Were Children by shadowsinfire reviews
We were children... What's changed since then? Chapter 4: Prisoners in Paradise. Rangiku remembers Gin. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. Sorry.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Just a Child by peppermintshoes reviews
Everyone has a breaking point, even Captains. HitsuMatsu friendship
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
What a Vacation by OTP reviews
What happens if Ed, Al, Winry, Roy , Riza, and Hughes crash land on a deserted island. What are they going to do? R&R Royai and Edwin I accept anonymous reviews too FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,588 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
This Wish by Ms Western Ink reviews
Captain Kyoraku is a romantic, Ise Nanao is not. So the idea of granting wishes at New Year's doesn't mean too much to her. Shunsui x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Niisama by Namia-chan reviews
Rukia was on a mission to find the perfect presents for everyone. She did managed to get all of them by Christmas...except for her brother. What would he like for a present? She just had to find out. AN: R&R please! And Merry Christmas!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
13 Crayons by Phoenyxx reviews
[One shot] Yachiru has 13 crayons, each of a different colour, and with these 13 crayons, she'll use them on the 10 portraits...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
As the Leaves Fall by Sapphire of Autumn reviews
Gin's thoughts as he leaves Rangiku. ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/19/2006 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sing To Me by onlyfrequency reviews
Girls are such a pain sometimes.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Night They Drank Old Dixie Down by incandescens reviews
Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Shunsui K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Pass the Tissues by Echo of Sound reviews
Apparently Byakuya has allergies, and someone wants to torture him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Byakuya K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Gin's Smile Explained by AngelUriel reviews
Yachiru wonders why Gin smiles so much. What is the 11th division's conclusion? Rated a little for language. Some OOC from Kenpachi...a little more thoughtful than usual. Gotta love 11th division.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Ichigo's Big Zanpakuto by breaktherules reviews
Yuzu Kurosaki overhears a strange conversation between her brother Ichigo and Rukia. This story is being revised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hitsugaya and a Kiss or Two by molliepup1 reviews
Hitsugaya comes back with lipstick on his face and Matsumoto decides to seize the opportunity to tease him. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Back in My Day by Ed Elric's gf forever reviews
Roy and Riza's daugter,Sircee,goe's back in time due to alchemy and runs into sixteen year old Edward Elric.She falls for him but what will happen when the time for her to go back to her time comes?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Edward E.
Protection by Seto's Darkness reviews
Even when we're enemies, he protects me… [Ichimaru x Matsumoto]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
What I Do in Hueco Mundo by tOKYOsKApARADISEoRCHESTRA reviews
How exactly DOES Gin pass his time in Hueco Mundo? CH7: Byakuya! Why hav'ncha replied? And Renji, why are you reading your captain's letters without his permission? Where's that cable guy, anyway?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006
A Strange but Heartfelt Story by invalidated reviews
Oneshot, What does it feel like to be with a ghost? A oneshot on how it feels like to loose a love one when you don't even know they're dead... CREEPY! SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
So Close To Heaven by seca reviews
Jinta wishes he could get closer to Yuzu without family interference.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Jinta H., Yuzu K. - Complete
New Year's Wish by seca reviews
After running into Yuzu, Jinta learns to appreciate New Year’s.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Jinta H., Yuzu K. - Complete
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Dearest Diary reviews
Every woman has to be a woman sometimes. Even Riza Hawkeye. But where can she release this side without damaging her hard up, kick ass reputation? Well, where else than her very own diary? Royai.Rated T for some curse words. COMPLETE AT LAST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Resonance reviews
Genre ranges. The little watchamacallits of Ichimaru and Rangiku when they were kids, free of all the fallacies and vile whatnot, building the blocks that they would stand on when they were older. And bustier. Friendly Pairing. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Yes, Mom reviews
Hitsugaya recieves a letter from his school, stating that there was going to be a Parent Teacher conference. And where was he to steal a parent for the day? Matsumoto had the perfect idea. And Hitsugaya didn't like it one bit. drabbled. CHAPPY 2 IS UP!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Weight Unbearable reviews
Royai. Drabbled. There's a rebellion in Saramin and it's bloody. Hawkeye is the commander of her troops, but she's pregnant. With Roy's kid. She didn't tell anyone, so she was still tasked to fight in the bloody war. CHAPTER 6 up! STORY COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Christmas Drabbles reviews
These are, um, Christmas drabbles. Yuzu goes to Urahara's shop, she thinks Ichigo might be gay,presents her gift to Jinta who is utterly disgusted and creeped out. Slight JintaYuza, very very slight ichiruki. Visible only if you squint yer eyes just right
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Yuzu K., Jinta H.
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