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Author has written 70 stories for Harry Potter, Diana Gabaldon, Doctor Who, Boy Meets Boy, David Levithan, Radio Dramas, Tales of Rowan Hood, and Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Greetings, illustrious readers! I am Pica, an unrepentant grown-up geeky fangirl, and ten year fic writing veteran. My stories are mainly set in the Potterverse, and my OTP is Remus/Sirius, though I have written several other slash and het ships as well.

I became a fan of the Harry Potter series in 2001 when I went to the Philosopher's Stone movie to find out what all the hype was about. I became a fanfic writer in 2004 after seeing Prisoner of Azkaban. Before that, I thought Remus and Sirius were just good friends. I started writing Survivor's Guilt the next day, and never looked back. Even though I came to the Potterverse as an adult, the series has had a profound and lasting impact on my life, for which I am grateful.

I believe we internalise messages from the things we read more than we know, especially when we are young. We learn to think of certain ideas as normal, or sexy, or romantic, if we see them framed that way over and over again. In this, fanfic is just as influential as published fiction or other media, and I believe that, as a writer, I have a duty to model healthy ideas about gender, sexuality, and romance, and to write a diverse cast of characters. For this reason, I am currently doing a mass edit of my stories to fix problematic elements, improve representation, and increase accessibility by adding podfics. Check my archive to see whether a story has been edited and podfic'd yet.

I apologise for the content of my unedited stories. Many include problematic tropes which I used out of ignorance. I've learned a lot over the past few years, and hope to learn much more. I will do my best to implement positive changes from here on out.

Feedback is always welcome. Please let me know if problematic elements persist in my edited works, or if you find any typos or canon errors. For the purposes of my stories, "canon" includes only information found in the published works of J.K. Rowling, not in expanded universe sources such as interviews or Pottermore.

Ebooks and podfics may be downloaded from my AO3 archive. A timeline-based breakdown of my stories, as well as some extra goodies, may be found on my webpage. I can also be found on tumblr, twitter, LJ, and DW.

Thank you, one and all, and happy reading!

Without Moony by mysid reviews
After falling through the Veil and while traveling through AU's, Sirius finds a world with only slight differences from his world. Slight, but of the utmost importance to him. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Discards: Commencement reviews
SEQUEL TO DISCARDS, non-Magic AU: Remus is finally graduating from college, and Sirius could not be prouder, or more nervous about their future together. Trans!Sirius, fluff. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Outlaw And The Monk reviews
5 years post-series: An old friend returns to Sherwood Forest with a heavy heart. Rook is there to welcome him home. Rook/Tod, side ship: Rowan/Etty/Beau. trans masc Beau, nonbinary Rowan, aro/ace Lionel, Sherwood Forest is a queertopia. Warning: discussion of violence/death. Edited Sep 2017. Podfic available on AO3.
Tales of Rowan Hood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,288 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Rook, Todd] [Rowan H., Ettarde/Etty] - Complete
Merlin's Whiskers reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #8, 2022: Scorpius decides to get himself a 17th birthday present. Albus isn't sure about it at first. Pure fluff. Post-HPCC, canon-compliant. Edited Nov 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
A Ghost Among Ghosts reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, some insubstantial remnant of Voldemort survived - barely enough to be called a ghost. When Delphi returns, he can do no more than stand by and watch, knowing that her actions might change everything for both of them. HPCC compliant. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Voldemort, Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Delphi Riddle - Complete
Discards reviews
Non-Magic AU: When 21-year-old assistant librarian Sirius spots a cute hipster college student at the Seattle Public Library, he just needs to figure out a subtle way of determining whether he's into guys. But Remus's life is more complicated than Sirius knows. Trans!Sirius, sex worker!Remus, slow burn, heavy themes, happy ending. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,405 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 12/12/2016 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Woodsman's Child
5 years post-series:Rowan wakes in the night to the sound of her long-dead mother calling to her from the forest. When Rowan and Etty go to investigate, they find someone in desperate need of their help. Nonbinary Rowan (heo/heom/heore pronouns), trans man Beau, Rowan/Etty/Beau poly ship. Warning: death by illness (OCs). Podfic available at AO3.
Tales of Rowan Hood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Published: 7/9 - [Rowan H., Ettarde/Etty] - Complete
Albus Day reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #4, 2022: It's Albus's 16th birthday, and Scorpius has plans for him. Birthday presents, surprise parties, bad poetry, and dorks in love. Fluff Without Plot. Post-HPCC, canon compliant. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Protego Club reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #3, 2022: Albus and Scorpius are invited to join the Hogwarts LGBT club. They will make new friends, whether Albus likes it or not. Post-HPCC, canon compliant. Lots of queer and POC characters, deaf character, friendship, tooth-rotting fluff. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2016 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
Missing Pieces reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #7, 2022: When Scorpius finally gathers the courage to come out to his father, at first Draco doesn't take it very well. Angst and drama with a happy ending. Post-HPCC, canon-compliant. Edited August 2017. Podfic available on AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] Draco M. - Complete
Hogsmeade Outing reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #2, 2022: On their first date in Hogsmeade, Scorpius decides he doesn't want his relationship with Albus to have to be a secret. Post-HPCC, canon-compliant. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
The Talk reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #6, 2022: After coming out to his parents about his relationship with Scorpius, Albus is not prepared for an all-new gay version of the "birds and the bees" conversation with his father, or the secret Harry shares with him. Post-HPCC, canon compliant. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] Harry P. - Complete
No Distractions reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #5, 2022: While studying for OWLs, Albus and Scorpius turn kissing from a distraction into an incentive. But once their exams are finished, they want no distractions from each other. First time sex, explicit consent. Post-HPCC, canon compliant. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Best Mates reviews
SCORBUS ARC SERIES #1, 2022: When Albus confesses his feelings for him, at first Scorpius isn't sure whether he loves Albus or LOVES Albus. Post-HPCC, canon compliant. Edited August 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
The Secret Girlfriend reviews
1976: James and Peter are scandalized that Remus didn't tell them he has a girlfriend, but Sirius knows the truth. Sequel to "Shirt-Lifter". Written and edited 2016. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/3/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Sense Memory reviews
1993: For a dozen years, there had been nothing to see, nothing to touch, nothing to remind Sirius of the life that had once been his. Written as a mod exhibition piece for the 2014 R/S Games. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
TransLate reviews
Trans!Remus AU, 1978: When Remus falls unexpectedly pregnant, he and Sirius have to decide what to do. Sequel to "TransFigured". Warning: unplanned pregnancy, tokophobia, abortion, firmly pro-choice. Written and edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Poppy P. - Complete
Wolf Stone Jewelers reviews
Non-magic AU, 2011: Seven years after the events of "Highland Fling", things are going well for Remus and Sirius. Written 2012, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Highland Fling reviews
Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,986 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
A Nasty Piece of Work reviews
1951: Fenrir Greyback isn't a monster because he's a werewolf; he became a werewolf because he's a monster. Warning: violence, graphic rape, blood, violent death, dark themes. Written 2013, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Fenrir G., OC] Voldemort - Complete
A History of Cartographers reviews
1958-1966: Remus, Sirius, James, Lily, Peter, Severus. 6 children from 6 very different families. 12 parents who only exist at the fringes of canon, but who were instrumental in shaping the characters we love, and the story as we know it. ACOC prequel. Warning: violence, prostitution, misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, death. Written 2010-2014, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Consolation Prize reviews
1977-1979: Regulus Black meant nothing to Snape. He was just the means to a little private revenge against Sirius. But Snape never wanted him dead. Companion to "The Diary of Regulus Black". Warning: abuse, rape, death, Snape is an asshole. Written 2005, re-written 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Severus S., Regulus B.] Remus L. - Complete
A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year Two reviews
1972-1973: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. When his secret comes out, Remus must learn to face his friends and himself. Remus/Sirius preslash. Written 2010-20?. Partial podfic available at AO3. To be finished, edited, and re-podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,611 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
The Diary of Regulus Black reviews
1971-1979: All Regulus ever wanted was to do the right thing and have someone be proud of him. 27 entries from Regulus's diary, dating from his childhood to his death. Companion to "Consolation Prize". Warning: abusive relationship, rape/coercion, underage sex, homophobia, death. Written 2005, re-written 2014. Diary page images and podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Regulus B., Severus S.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
A Night Off From the War reviews
1980: The war rages on. Lily and her friends need a break, and James has always been a little curious... Warning: group sex, pregnant sex, recreational potions use. Written and edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
A Cure For Nightmares reviews
Non-Magic AU, 1976-1978: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart. Warning: underage sex, drug use, self-harm, past child death, past child sex abuse, PTSD. Liberties taken with British boarding school culture. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,470 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Square Peg reviews
1940-1994: After meeting Madame Maxime, Hagrid reflects on eir troubled past, and wonders if, this time, it will be different. Nonbinary, pansexual Hagrid, ey/em/eir pronouns. HagridxCentaur, HagridxRosmerta. Warning: sexual coercion, fetishization. Co-inspired with pommedeplume's "Hagrid's Big Problem". Written and edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Rubeus H., OC, Rosmerta] Albus D. - Complete
Dragonfire Biscuits reviews
2000: Neville tries a hand-written recipe he finds in one of Ginny's cookbooks, not realising where it came from. Fluff and baking. Ginny/Harry/Neville poly triad. Written 2013 as a Secret Santa gift for hpfish13, who loves Neville, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Ginny W., Neville L., Harry P.] - Complete
Affection Falling Just Short of Love reviews
13-year-old Earl Harlan is nervous and excited about his Boy Scout troop's wilderness survival campout, but not for the reasons one might think. Sometimes the skills one needs to survive are not what one expects. Unrequited Earl/Cecil. Warning: Racism, transphobia. Written 2013, edited 2017 to remove Steve Carlsberg. Podfic available at AO3.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
TransFigured reviews
Trans!Remus AU, 1971-1977: Remus has a secret: he's not a werewolf. See first chapter for possible trigger warnings. This story gets much fluffier and less angsty after the third chapter. Written 2012-2013, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,253 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Lazy Evening reviews
Post Ep. 35 "Lazy Day": After the day's broadcast, Cecil goes home to Carlos. Sexy Cecilos fluff. No tentacles. Written 2013, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Oasis
Post Ep. 25 "One Year Later": What happened after Cecil left the Night Vale radio station to meet Carlos. Cecilos fluff. Written 2013, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Against the Wall reviews
1996: Sirius is irritable and restless from his house arrest at Grimmauld Place, and Remus is tired of the way the Wizarding world looks down on him. They exact a little sweet revenge. Wall!sex with Walburga Black's portrait as an unwilling witness. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Walburga B. - Complete
Bad Dog reviews
1977: Sirius is horny and irritable. Remus devises a little punishment. Mild D/s, dom!Remus, sub!Sirius, semi-public sex, collar, blindfold, explicit consent. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Albus D. - Complete
Shirt-Lifter reviews
1976: Sirius has a theory, and Remus is reluctant to help him confirm it. Fluff and boy-kisses. Check out sequel "The Secret Girlfriend". Written 2011, edited 2016. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Ménage à Trois reviews
1981: Remus wants something a bit different for his 21st birthday, and of course Sirius can refuse him nothing. Remus/Sirius/OMC. Canon-divergent companion to "Take This Longing". Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L., OC] - Complete
Take This Longing reviews
1981: If Remus doesn't need him anymore, then what's the point of anything? Warning: jealousy, suspected infidelity, violent death (of an OC). Canon-compliant companion to "Menage a Trois". "Take This Longing" lyrics by Leonard Cohen. Written for the 2010 R/S Games, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Albus D. - Complete
Just Sex reviews
1979: Remus has secretly been in love with Sirius for years. When Sirius suggests a one night stand, Remus isn't sure at first that he wants to risk their friendship, even if it means a night with the one person he desperately wants. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year One reviews
1966-1972: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. How the Marauders came to Hogwarts, became friends, and discovered that one of them had a secret. Remus/Sirius preslash. Written 2010. Podfic available at AO3. To be edited and re-podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,723 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Rumours of My Death reviews
1979: The rumours of Remus's death have been greatly exaggerated, much to Sirius's relief. Title based on a Mark Twain misquote. Warning: discussion of death. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
Painting Music reviews
Weeks after the Dowager Dance, on the eve of Paul's sixteenth birthday, he and Noah decide to take things to the next level. Explicit consent, healthy relationship, first time sex. Warning: underage sex. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Boy Meets Boy, David Levithan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
The Tropical Adventures of Moony & Padfoot reviews
1994: After twelve years in Azkaban and a year on the run, Sirius is looking forward to sand and sunshine and a little quality time with a certain werewolf, but Remus is hesitant to rekindle their romance. Written 2005-2010. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,699 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2007 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] N. Tonks, Buckbeak - Complete
The 13th Use of Dragons Blood reviews
1976: It's Spring, they're sixteen, and studying for OWLs is not exactly the first thing on their minds. Written 2009. To be expanded and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/21/2009 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare reviews
2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one woman Dudley is interested in getting to know. Written 2009, edited 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Dudley D., Cho C.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Thrall reviews
Post-DH AU, 1998: While tidying the attic at the Burrow, Ron finds something his mother hid away long ago, and for good reason. Warning: dubcon (vampire thrall), vampirism, threesome, cross-gen incest. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - [Ron W., L. d'Eath, Molly W.] Hermione G. - Complete
My Dearest Moony reviews
1996: Sirius's last words to Remus, found in a letter rolled up with his will. Written 2005, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Fail-Safe reviews
1995: While lying low at Remus's place, Sirius finds something which disturbs him. Warning: discussion of suicide. Written 2005, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Allergies reviews
1990s: Minerva McGonagall suffers from an allergy that is most definitely NOT AMUSING. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Rubeus H., Minerva M. - Complete
One Hell of a Woman reviews
1982: In his final year at Hogwarts, Kingsley develops a fascination with his House's founder, leading to a strange encounter in the Hogwarts staffroom. Trans man Kingsley, trans woman Helga Hufflepuff, snarky gargoyles, dream(?) sex. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/7/2009 - [Kingsley S., Helga H.] Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Education of Madeleine Yaxley reviews
1974-1975: Madeleine Yaxley tries to be a good pure-blood girl, but when you're 15, sometimes it's hard to know what the rules are. Warning: sexual coercion, underage sex, group sex, incest, pure-blood elitism. Written 2007-2008. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [OC, Rabastan L., Bellatrix L., Peter P.] - Complete
Tales of the Second War: The Power of Two reviews
post-OotP AU, 1997-1998: Could a clever joke shop invention be the key to defeating the most powerful Dark wizard in over a century? The proprietors of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes mean to find out. Warning: violence, death. Written 2004-2007. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,230 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Harry P., Remus L., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Tales of the Second War: The Night Before reviews
Post-OotP AU, 1998: On the eve of the final battle, no one feels much like sleeping. Spinoff of "The Power of Two". Warning: infidelity, implied rape. Written 2006-2007. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,764 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
In Dreams Alone reviews
Post-Doomsday: The dreams are the only things that seem real anymore. AU now I guess. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2007 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] - Complete
Bruises reviews
1891: Seven-year-old Aberforth doesn't understand what happened to his sister Ariana. Warning: implied rape of a child. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Albus D., Ariana D., Aberforth D. - Complete
Primal reviews
1998: The trio escape from Malfoy Manor to Shell Cottage. Ron and Hermione are glad to be alive. Missing scene from DH24. First time sex. Warning: violence. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2007 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
That Awful Boy reviews
1977: In the summer before their 7th year, Lily and Severus attempt to renew their friendship, and more, with mixed results. Warning: recreational potion use, attempted sexual coercion. Written 2007. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2007 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] Petunia D. - Complete
Linked reviews
1996: When Harry has trouble sleeping following Sirius's death in the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, he turns to the one person who might understand. Takes place after the scene in OotP38 where Harry sits beside the lake by himself. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2007 - [Harry P., Neville L.] - Complete
On the Cusp of Slytherin reviews
1942-1943: A Gryffindor girl learns the hard way why Slytherin boys are best left alone, especially if that boy is named Tom Riddle. AU based on a pre-DH fan theory about Minerva McGonagall. Warning: accidental incest, intimate partner violence. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - [Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D. - Complete
Family reviews
1980: Brianna goes on a journey to find one more family member. Spoilers for ABOSAA. AU due to AEITB. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Diana Gabaldon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
MARYSUE Must Die? reviews
1976: There's a new girl at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. Meta/crack fic about how not to write fanfic. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Remus L., Peter P., OC - Complete
The Great Unknown reviews
Post-OotP AU: Life beyond the Veil is not everything Sirius might wish for, but at least there's beer and he's not alone. Not necessary to be familiar with ASOUE to read this. Written 2007. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Quigley Q. - Complete
There is a War reviews
1978-1980: A kiss, a rape, a tragedy, a night of passion, a pregnancy, a wedding, an attack, a prophecy, and a birth. The dark tale of James and Lily Potter from their first kiss to the birth of their son. "There is a War" lyrics by Leonard Cohen. Written 2006-2007. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,911 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Survivor's Guilt: Moony's Tale reviews
1993-1994: Twelve years have passed and Remus still cannot forget, nor is he any closer to understanding why Sirius betrayed his friends and the man he loved. Now Sirius has escaped from prison, and Remus has come back to Hogwarts looking for answers. Heavy in Marauders-era and First War flashbacks. My first fanfic! Written 2004. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,484 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Paper Thin Hotel reviews
1996: Sometimes nights at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place are more than Severus can stand. Especially when Remus and Sirius are in the next room. Warning: prostitution, mind control, rough sex, abusive relationship. Written 2005-2006, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2007 - [Severus S., Regulus B.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Survivor's Guilt: Padfoot's Tale reviews
1981-1994: From the unbearable torments of Azkaban to a life on the run, Sirius has known little peace in twelve years. But when he comes to Hogwarts looking for Harry and Peter, he finds Remus, the man who could break his heart or save his life. Heavy in Marauders-era and First War flashbacks. Warning: rape, violence. Written 2004-2006. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,188 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Halloween reviews
1975: Sirius gets to pick the Marauders' Halloween costumes. Remus is less than enthusiastic about his choice. Warning: Lederhosen. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Secret Keepers reviews
1981: In the final days of the first war with Voldemort, Lily resorts to Dark magic, James is not a hero, Peter justifies himself, Harry sees all but understands nothing, and everyone has secrets to keep. Warnings: violence, dark magic. Written 2004-2005. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,854 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Peter P. - Complete
The Plot Bunny reviews
1977: In which we learn why Severus decided to give the thrilling life of Animagi a miss. Extremely silly crack/meta fic. Written 2006, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Remus L., James P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
Backstage reviews
What do the HP characters get up to when they're not "acting" in canon or fanfic? Come visit Remus Lupin's dressing room, sing karaoke with Voldemort and the giant squid, and debate canon vs fanon with Remus and Sirius. AU crack/meta fic. Written 2004-2006, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Son and Heir reviews
1980: Draco Malfoy will never know the secret that nearly killed him as an infant. Warning: Domestic violence, infanticide, pure-blood supremacy. Written 2005, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] Draco M. - Complete
A Polyjuice Duet reviews
1978: What happens when two horny teenage wizards get ahold of Polyjuice potion? Answer: More than they bargained for. Written 2004. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
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