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Joined 12-08-06, id: 1178167, Profile Updated: 10-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Degrassi, and Twilight.

Name: Jess

Age: 19

Favorite books: 1984, Looking for Alaska, You Don't Know Me, Go Ask Alice, Hairstyles of the Damned, Candide, Velocity... I love reading.

Favorite movies: Fight Club, Idiocracy, Little Miss Sunshine, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Trek, The Perfect Storm... and more

Favorite music: Music is my life. I can't play. Yes, I own a guitar and a keyboard, but I have no rhythm or patience. But I do know how to play 'Puff the Magic Dragon' on the auto harp, keyboard, guitar, xylophone, and handbells...

Pink Floyd - My Chemical Romance - Say Anything - Nine Inch Nails - Nine Inch Nails - The Postal Service - Steve Miller Band- The Used- Cake- Third Eye Blind- Green Day- PUSA- Shinedown- Neutral Milk Hotel- The Pixies- Bad Company- Lynyrd Skynyrd- Neil Young- Jimi Hendrix- Avenged Sevenfold- ABBA- Alice Cooper- Ben Folds- The Kinks- Black Sabbath- Blind Melon- Lustra- Joe Walsh- Skinny Puppy... My Favorites change so often I don't know why I wasted my time listing them...

I'm basically a pretty cool kid and I'm trying to test out my writing skills. I hate people reading what I write, mainly because I can't take criticism. So I'm going to write here and be awesome like that.

And I've been through a lot... so if you need someone to talk to, I'll listen. PM me or something...

40 ODD Things about me! (A questionnare I filled out)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
nowhere I guess...
2. What is your favorite possession?
computer or iPod
3. Do you own a gun?
A bb gun, and a pistol of some sort. (my dad, the typical redneck, hoped I would be a typical redneck daughter) ...and I own an airsoft gun :) and I suck at it, mainly because guys don't take pity on girls when war is going on.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Screw you
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
I've had more than most people in a lifetime... and I still get nervous.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
"Happy Christmas" Bert McCracken & the Street Drum Orchestra
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Something with caffeine
9. Can you do a push up?
If I wanted to...
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Somewhat.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My mom's class ring. It's prettier than mine, probably because it's black and silver. Plus both our schools names' shortened were B.A. So it looks like it could be mine. Except the '77 part...
12. Do you take painkillers?
I used to.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My awesomeness :P
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
No
15. What's your name?
Jess... but my stripper name is Rick..
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
I really need a ciggeratte. My ear is killing me. I shouldn't have taken all of these classes.
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
a "Bite me" bracelet, a necklace, cigs
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
diet coke, mtn dew, water
19. Current worry?
This motherfreakin' college
20. Current hate?
People
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
Beach, The Fort, not here
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
Oh god. 3 different parties in the middle of nowhere Georgia. Drinking- the best way to do it :)
23. Where would you like to go?
Rome
24. Do you own slippers?
Sock monkey ones. But one went missing...
25. What shirt are you wearing?
Starwars "I support the troops"
26. Favorite color(s)?
Black, Blue, Green
27. Are you gay?
meh
28. Do you sing in the shower?
If I'm alone
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Billy Goats
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
I had 'grown up' sheets
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
I had brain surgery, and a piece of my brain removed... does that count?
32. Who is your loudest friend?
Rick
33. Who is your most silent friend?
Earle, when she's around other people
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
I wish...
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
yup
36. What is your favorite candy?
lemonheads... aah memories...
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
"Dance, Dance, Dance" Steve Miller Band
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
"Life is Beautiful" Sixx AM, "Aeroplane Over the Sea" Neutral Milk hotel, "Free Bird" Lynyrd Skynyrd, and some Pink Floyd
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Thinking about all of my worries at the moment.
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
The song "Let it Be" was going over and over in my head. Then I realized that I had to pee.

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No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Clone A Willy by Mykala Klossovsky reviews
Eric sends Sookie a very unique and special gift. What will Sookie think of his grand gesture? Rated M for hilarious smut.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Honeymoons Over by JustForkIt reviews
What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,955 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward, Truth or Dare? by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Safe hands by Gemgem020507 reviews
Entry for the Back2Skool UNFmett contest. Lifeguard Emmett in all of his lemony goodness. UNF!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Long Wait by Ducati reviews
Imagine my surprise to see there were hardly any M rated Immortals Series... So, this is my version of what should have happened in Ever bedroom at the beginning of Blue Moon. Lemons ExD One Shot
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ever B., Damen A. - Complete
Alice and Hatter's Teatime by Marx810 reviews
Alice gets an Alice in Wonderland costume as well as a Hatter one for Jasper and the two have a little role play session. Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Rock 'em Sock 'em Cowboys by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A bad break up, a night of drinking and a bull operating cowboy all lead up to one beautiful thing. Bella and Jasper, AH, MATURE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
English with Keats by dhobbs reviews
At school, a reading assignment quickly heats things up between Edward and Bella. Not your average English lesson. One-shot, lemon, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay With Me by snoozin81 reviews
Jay and Ellie fight for dominance in the bedroom. **Adult Content**
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Ellie N., Jay H. - Complete
Southern Comfort by courthale reviews
Emmett and Bella have been friends all their lives. Growing up in a small Mississippi town they have been inseparable. What if feelings grew, as did they? What if you wanted your best friend as your lover? Would they want you too? One shot with lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11675 - Favs: 8,653 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lace and Silk by Emmy1512 reviews
ONESHOT featuring Alice and Jasper. They meet at Jasper's birthday party. Where do they go from there? Reviews are loved.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bella, the Vibrator, and the Swivel Chair by ToKiEmOkIe reviews
*One-Shot* A Sexualy Frustrated Bella Has problems coping with Edward being in Japan. What happens when he makes a surprise return? I like it sour....that means there's Lemons lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barcelona by greenpeach20 reviews
Happy Valentine's Day to Jasper and Alice. They spend a romantic Valentine's Day in Barcelona, Spain. Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
New House by Ebb reviews
Did Edward ever tell you how many houses Rosalie and I smashed?" -Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn. Rated for smut - not for kiddies. Emmett/Rosalie. Contains dirty language and "rough" sexual themes. You've been warned...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Cool Rider by OliviaJane reviews
Alice is an aspiring actress. Jasper decides to help her with her lines. Jasper - Black Leather Jacket – Motorcycle – Yummy - Need I say more? AU/AH/OOC/Cannon Pairings. Another cup of sweet lemonade for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Lustful Emotion by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Alice/Jasper - one shot. Rated M for a reason. Vampire, a little OOC.... A long trip home from Alaska to Forks leaves Jasper and Alice with some time on their hands to have some fun
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hell's Belles by JennCullen4928 reviews
What happens when Emmett walks in on Bella and Rosalie in a compromising position? How will Edward react? Oneshot. Bella/Rosalie/Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Strawberry Kisses by Pixie-Alice-Cullen reviews
Some fruits are more than food. Alice/Jasper, Rated M for lemons. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Edward and Bella's Sexy Adventures by gorgeousdisaster reviews
A collection of Edward and Bella's sexy adventures! I do not own Twilight. For a Spanish translation of my work, please see OurParadise's 'Las Sexy Aventuras de Edward y Bella'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love, Hate, And Christmas by xxBlueButterflyHottixx reviews
Bella and Edward Celebrate Christmas with some lemoney goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Comfort by Quiet Milk reviews
Alice comforts Jasper... lemons duh. Just 'cause there's not enough of these two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Date Night by RedChevy reviews
One shot. Written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Edward is anxious to see Bella again after a week apart, making plans for their reunion. What happens when Bella has made plans of her own? AU AH OOC BXE. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Hallows Eve by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward insists on a house party on Halloween, but he's in for a bit more than he can handle. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Summer Heat by Peacebonded reviews
The past few months had been beyond chaotic, thus the Summer Queen had begun making it routine to visit her boyfriend's unusual quarters to vent about all she was forced to put up with. Seth/Aislinn, Oneshot.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pianists by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Jealousy is a glutton when it to comes to vampires. OOC lemon one-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Assessment Parable by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Bella's last few months as a human mean everything to Edward. Her health is his top priority, so it would only make sense that he took it into his own hands. ExB Sexy doctor smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Joining A New Club? by venom with love reviews
On their way to Las Vegas, Edward and Bella have a little fun in the airplane bathroom. Includes a delicious rocker tee and jeans Edward. For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training Day by musicluv585 reviews
OOC Bella does not want to listen to Edward, and Edward can't take it, so he gets frustrated see how he lets out all his anger! xxLEMONS GALORExx ***ONE-shot!*** Plz Read&Reveiw. This is for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest so come check it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
ONE-SHOT LEMON FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST. ALL-HUMAN! Military Edward finally comes home to his love sick wife. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tutor Me, Tempt Me by Ssenillek Reh reviews
One-shot for Jay's Sexy Edward Contest. Bella needs help in math, and Edward offers to tutor her... but things don't go exactly as planned. "I much prefer anatomy anyway."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I lust you so much, it hurts by alittlebitwarped reviews
It is not easy being an empath, just ask Jasper. Oneshot...as of now. NOW A TWO SHOT WITH A LEMON IN THE SECOND CHAPTER! JasperxAlice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Sunday Mornings by cdunbar reviews
A lazy Sunday morning... Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Homecoming by sataldajamahel reviews
One-shot. Lemon. Quil comes home from patrol to a very pleasant surprise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Menthe de Romp by le jen reviews
Ohe Shot... Happens when Bella and Edward visit her mom and dad, things get refreshingly, HOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy by OliviaJane reviews
One-Shot: Emmett dresses up in his cowboy getup to impress Rosalie and to reveal his secret passion to her. Let's just say Rosalie is a little more than impressed. What roll does Edward play in this very steamy moment? AH, OOC. A Twilight Award nominee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
It's Gettin Hot In Herre by Mrs Weasley's Protegee reviews
The Cullen boys take their women out for a taste of Seattle nightlife. SMUT. hehehe funtimes...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Closer by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU version of the end of Eclipse – when Edward and Bella go to their meadow, Bella decides to take Edward up on his offer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Torture by Amethyst Jackson reviews
After Bella has an interesting dream, Edward finds a way to satisfy her. Before, you know, she spontaneously combusts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Releasing Tension by saphira341 reviews
Emotions in the house prove to be too much for Jasper to handle by himself. Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Warm in my Bed M rated by Briee reviews
M rated version of Warm in my Bed... A late night phone conversation can become very interesting...
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Just Another Day with my Psychic Wife by PinkPixie019 reviews
Ok this is story 2 in my Who's better in Bed Set. We have Alice and Jasper! Ok so this onis a little more Graphic than EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
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Summertime reviews
Alice takes control of the summer- and you never know what will happen then! ----LEMONS *warning* LEMONS daddyslittlecannibul is beta
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Southern Hospitality reviews
Edward and Bella ONE SHOT lemon. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever reviews
An Alice/Jasper lemon. review if i should write more.... flames welcome
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Love Happens reviews
Jay and Manny and lots of others together later...
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Manny S., Jay H. - Complete
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