Catch 23
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Joined 12-08-06, id: 1178201
Author has written 8 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh.

Catch 23 is an annoying, cynical and messy-haired student trapped in the body of an equally annoying and cynical student, with possibly even messier hair. She thanks you for the offer of a hairbrush, but she doesn't think that it would help. She knows that she just totaly ripped of Neil Gaiman, but she doesnt really care. What, he's gonna sue her or something?

Favourite quotes: "Procrastination is alot like masturbation; fun while it lasts, but in the end you're just f-ing yourself."- dunno

"There was only one man that ever managed to get everything done by Friday, and that was Robinson Crusoe" - Dunno this one either

"...So she was made of chimps..." - Homer Simpson. Artfull summary of what we're all thinking.

"A spork is a lethal weapon in the correct hands."- Ancient Chinese poverb. No, wait, me.

"...And the last man standing will be wearing his mother's panties." - That creepy transexual from Battle Royale. You know, the one that gets his head blown off.

Additional comments: For some reason, the only ideas I seem to get are for yugioh fics. Dont ask me why. I dont even like it. Perhaps it's because the characters are so frustraitingly two dimentional and crap, I get this irresistable urge to make them just not totaly rubbish. Or maybe I'm just sad.

In the interests of accessibility, all my fics will be written in English, with no "kawaii" or "Yuugi-chan". It kinda bugs me that those people sad enough to learn Japanese (ok, so I'm one of them...) feel the need to rub it in everyone's faces and alienate those fans that have lives. It breaks up the flow of the story and the fourth wall. I have used Japanese names in those stories that require them though, to keep continuity. All the names of my own characters in Genesis are actual Japanese words that I feel sum up the character. In case anyone cared. Man, I come across preachy.

So writing a story chapter by chapter aint working out for me. Since I never plan my stories, I wind up having no idea where they're going halfway through, or realise that the ending isn't going to work because of something I said in the begining. So now I'm going to try just writing the whole story, and only posting it when it's finished. This means no updates for a while, but when they come, you'll get a whole story real quick. Meh. Like anyone even reads these profile things.

I'm currently working on Espionage (i need a better title). Its gonna be a real kewl story if I do say so myself. Which I do. It's got snake demons, the undead, magic, sex, political intrigue, the apocalypse and even more undead guys.

Yeah, so, I have like a gazillion exams happening right now, so no updates for a while.

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Keep Your Friends Close But Your Enemies Closer by lizren reviews
Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005 - L, Light Y.
Seto Kaiba: Memoirs of an Anorexic in Denial by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Ever wonder what goes on inside the head of the infamous Seto Kaiba? Read an assorted collection of his thoughts, opinions and daily ramblings here. You may just be surprised... INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,208 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - S. Kaiba
Clean by Guardian Kysra reviews
A chase. A broken arm. One hell of a night. All for one pair of girl's underwear. Tea and Seto will never be the same. SetoTea
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
For the Love of Cake by aRAUCANA reviews
Yagami Raito laments as L chooses a slice of nonexistant strawberry shortcake over him. RaitoxL crack fic. FORGET THE ANGST. WE'LL ADD A DOUBLY ANGSTY CHAPTER NEXT TIME in like what, 5 years? Ok, no. UPDATED!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006
Hiei and Kurama Go Out for Donuts by sashax13 reviews
Attacked by a giant invincible robot during the Dr. Ichigaki fight? Who, exactly, do Kurama and Hiei think they're kidding with a farfetched story like this one? Certainly not Yusuke and Kuwabara, who suspect their demon buddies just ditched the battle.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Sakura by SoulCaliburSeigfried reviews
There's a new girl in town, complete with Millennium Item. She's got her sights on certain CEO, whom she claims she knew in the past as her dear friend. What will happen between them? Well, certainly not love... MarySue, KaibaxOC Parody.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba
Perpetrate Some Delicious Nastiness by SpookyChild reviews
Ever wonder what the series would be like it if centered around Kurama and Hiei? You didn't? Well, here it is or I'll kill you.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/2/2003
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Book Of The Sue reviews
Mary Sues. The bane of fanfiction everywhere. For the readers, merely a minor annoyance. No one makes you read them. But for the characters it's another matter entirely. Join me as I explore the more sinister side to the OC phenomenon. Or dont. Whatever.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - H. Honda/Tristan T., Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
The Ultimate cliche catalogue reviews
SICK of cliched and repetitive stories? APPALLED by bad spelling and grammar? LOVE random capitalisation? Then this, my friend, is the story for you. Now with EXTRA sarcasm.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Espionage reviews
With war looming on the horizon and a Nubian invasion imminent, Priest Aknadin sends an assassin to remove the enemy king. But there's more than political intrigue going on in the land of Nubia and something far worse than war is coming to Egypt...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007
Genesis reviews
However hard he tries, Seto can’t escape his stepfather’s legacy. But maybe the demons Gozoburo unleashed aren’t just in his head, as a cry for help from a secret research facility begins a chain of events more terrible than he could ever have imagined...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - S. Kaiba
YuGiOh: An afterward reviews
So Atem is dead. That’s the end of the story, right? Well that’s what Yugi thought. Could he have been any more wrong?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2007
The Tower reviews
In the middle of the desert there stands a tower, surrounded by legends of a restless evil. But Seth is too old for ghost stories. Nevertheless, when the Pharaoh is ensnared by its vengeful spirits, his rescue falls to the reluctant and cynical priest...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Atem, Set
The talk reviews
A clichéd concept with a fresh twist – this time it’s not Mokuba that asks poor Seto the awkward question.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - S. Kaiba, Noa K./Noah K. - Complete
If the hat fits reviews
What’s the deal with Seth’s hat? This is a question I have frequently asked myself. Well he doesn’t know either, but he wants answers, darn it!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Set