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Joined 12-09-06, id: 1179258, Profile Updated: 06-01-10
Author has written 7 stories for Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror, Labyrinth, Final Fantasy VII, Harry Potter, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

"One night I dreamt of a white rose withering…a newborn drowning…a lifetime of loneliness, I dreamt all of my future, relived my past, and witnessed the beauty in the beast…"

Quotes:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue... "Airplane!"

I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart...Baboom Baboom Baboom..."Mel Brooks"

Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy...
God, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Okay, who's got food in here? You're not gonna get in trouble, I'm hungry.
Dewey, "School of Rock"

I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
Hector, "Blades of Glory"

"History of the World"

Comicus:The Christians are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.
drumbeat, everyone laughs
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly...

Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
drops one of the tablets
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!...

Judas:No. No. Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Nothing...

Jacques: Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, I may not have lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king.
He strides to the guillotine with dignity
Executioner: Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?
Jacques: None.
Executioner: Have you any last request?
Jacques: None.
Executioner: Test the guillotine!
Another executioner triggers the guillotine; the blade comes down and chops the head off a wooden dummy
Jacques: Holy Shit! Uh, wait! Wait! Last request, I have a last request!
Executioner: What is your last request?
Jacques: Uh, Novocain.
the executioners confer
Executioner: There's no such thing known to medical science!
Jacques: I'll wait!...

"Pirates of the Caribbean"

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by...

Jack Sparrow:describing Will to the cannibal villagers Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip...

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Everyone looks around, finally some of the crew and Jack the monkey raises his hand
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them!...

Ragetti: of Davy Jones So he wasn't always so... tentacley?

"Spongebob"

This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color.
Squidward.

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
Mr. Krabs.

I can't see my forehead!
Patrick.

"Family Guy"

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did giggittygiggydoo that girl. I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus. And I am sorry.
Quagmire.

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homosexually.
Peter.

"Futurama"

Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.
Zapp.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender.

"Simpsons"

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
Bart.

Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Lionel Hutz

Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything's a sin. holds up a Bible Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?

Homer: "Could God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?" Ned Flanders: (perplexed, cannot answer.)

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It Was Just a Stupid Wish by GreenfernGully reviews
Full Summary inside. Two teens sucked into the game OC/Erol OC/Torn.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Erol, Torn
Never Knew by goldnote reviews
REPO: The Genetic Opera. When Graverobber has a plan, Shilo is his only chance. In this world of blood, zydrate, and lies, can humanity shine through? GraverobberxShilo. Rated M for future chapters. I own nor have anything to do with the world of Repo
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber
Repo! The Genetic Vengeance by re1230 reviews
a few months after the Opera incident, Geneco is still continuing their Repossessions while somebody has other plans for them. A man driven by vengeance will try to end Geneco once and for all. Comments are welcome.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
On One Condition by Luna the sheikah reviews
Repo!KinkMemePrompt. While waiting for a Shilo Wallace to come out and play, Graverobber ends up encountering a corpse that certainly isn't dead. When the GeneCops arrive, he falls into debt. Not with the Repoman but with a certain striped poltergeist...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
ABC by It'sTimeToDance reviews
The Joker knows Gotham, he knows Batman, and he knows his ABC's...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Joker - Complete
Five Ways by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Five things that might have gone differently.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
With Whom to Dance by EE's Skysong reviews
He is Valentine, but he's not quite her Valentine he's not quite anyone's Valentine. And Helena doesn't really care as long as he'll dance with her. Some VxH
MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Full Throtle by HieisWoman reviews
This is a HieixOC Yaoi.Takes place right after the last episode.Hiei is sent on a mission and has to take Botan with him,right when he starts his rut.Read and find out what it is that happens to our fav.fire yokai.Trust me youll love this fic.R&R People!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Hiei
What We Wish For by Lonicera Japonica reviews
My mum always said: 'It's a dog eat dog world, son. You get them before they get you. Eat your greens. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. Maybe it would best if you leave home and never come back' [ValentinexHelena]
MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
One Step Forward, Too Many Steps Back by HieiJaganshiMate reviews
Life has it's ups and it's downs...but for Tsukiko everything is almost different. The better things get for her, everything else gets MUCH worse. In the end, can Tsukiko get through all her troubles? Eventual HieiOC RR! Full Summary inside.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005
Human Emotions by HieiJaganshiMate reviews
Oneshot HieiOC Super sappy, don't review if you don't like it. Hiei, throughout his life never understood human emotions, nor did he ever care. But one demon changes it all...and realizes not all human emotions are pointless. RR if you like it!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Angry Sango by hypershippofan reviews
shippos tired of seeing miroku grabbing sangos butt, so he and inuyasha decide to do somthing about it. Please R&R rated T for mirokus actions.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Shippō - Complete
My Fay Wray by raveneverhaze reviews
Remember Frank N Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Well, he didn't die, folks. No, he's quite alive. He is now a psychologist. Still, he's haunted by the anniversary of the day he fell in defeat. DONE!!! YAY!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003
Ode to Rocky by Dewblade reviews
Haha. Rocky Horror summarized in my pitifully poetic mind.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2003
And They Danced by melissarxy1 reviews
A short little Labyrinth story, it's SarahJareth
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Complete
Beginnings: The Doll [Rewritten] by Riff Raff reviews
A scene from Magenta and Riff's childhood on Transsexual.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2001
The Missing Horror: What if........ by Magenta4ever reviews
This is a what-if about what might have happened in a time gap in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sexual situations, strong language, and adult themes are included.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2001
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Atarashī Seikatsu reviews
Sei finds herself in back into a world she had completely forgotten. Thanks to the spirit gang.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Hiei
Into a bug reviews
“I don’t have any family, friends, or anything. I only know you…” GraverobberXShilo
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009
How It Felt reviews
She reflected on what she was feeling. Anger, sadness, regret. Definatly regret. Was this what people were always on about? Was this the great light at the end of her sexual tunnel? She thought not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Graves Solace reviews
He follows the night and lets the Gravestones guide him...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Bazooka Vincent reviews
All he wants is...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Vincent V. - Complete
Dearest Jareth reviews
Sarah just wishes that Jareth and her could be together. Very short song in the tune of Within you. SarahXJareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Frangkehnferter reviews
Ever wonder what Frank was thinking during Rocky Horror? Jump into the mind of the erotic Dr. Frankenfurter and discover his sensual daydreams...
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009