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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Mentalist.

I'm 30/10...born in the summer of 69'...
I'm a Virgo..
I'm a sunday school teacher and mum of 2 children...aged 17 & 11...
Love reading, like horror films & sci fi...
Adore Robin Tunney..

Ian Somerhalder is THE most sexiest man alive!!!! like anything to do wioh Ian Somerhalder...
The Vampire diaries is on of THe best shows ever
Love photography...like history and geneology ect...

adore cats. they are my babies...

As for me? well i love to write it's my escape inot another world were you have a no holds barred scenario's!

my dear friend AND BETA * Kitty1969 your the reason for me continuing these mentalist fics. without you babes i would have given up longggg ago...

xxxx Rhi aka Lisbon69

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How do you want it? by Danni1989 reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots featuring our favourite couple in naughty situations. Requests are more than welcome.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 167 - Words: 458,783 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
School Days by ICURAQT2 reviews
Ch #41 NEW ;-) Stelena sweetness & steaminess. Original premise: Sometime before Originals. Ever wonder when/how homework did or didn't get done. There were nights or days when danger was not afoot. A series exploring private Stelena moments not seen on the show.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 172,713 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Elena G., Stefan S.
In Time We Trust by Trogdor19 reviews
Damon and Elena navigate the joys and sorrows of a new relationship while fending off vicious and unpredictable attacks from terrifying supernatural enemies. But when they're confronted with the shadows of Damon's past and messy moral dilemmas, will they be able to build a life together that they can be proud of?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,574 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Elena G., Damon S.] Jeremy G., Alaric S.
Hotel California by AlwaysElisabethian reviews
AU/AH! Caroline has had enough of Elena's love for Damon. That's why she makes an ultimatum. Do something about it, or get over him. And she's determined to get her two best friends together. Delena as always! Coverphoto by Foreverfirstloves
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,389 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/26 - [Elena G., Damon S.] [Caroline F., Matt D.]
Shut Up & Kiss Me by Ann4ever17 reviews
-A DELENA ONESHOT- What if Katherine didn't take complete control over Elena's body at the end of the season 5 episode 'The Devil Within? How would the conversation with Damon be different? -DELENA-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16 - [Elena G., Damon S.] Katherine - Complete
Betrayal Gone Wrong by MydnytAngel reviews
My take on how Elena comes back after Katherine stole her body. i havent watched any episodes after that so its a lil AU. May be rated M for later if good reviews :)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/5 - Damon S., Elena G.
Off by a Single Degree by Taaroko reviews
AU, Damon/Elena. On the night that Elena meets Damon, her cell phone dies before she has a chance to call home for a ride. Their conversation is never interrupted by her parents' arrival, Elena and her parents are never in a car that goes off Wickery Bridge, and Stefan never has to save Elena from drowning. Enjoy and review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,085 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Damon S., Elena G.
Before We Sleep by Florencia7 reviews
Post 5x13-ish. Damon & Elena have to deal with pervasive consequences of the damage Katherine's caused, including the tragic turn of events that makes one of them a lethal threat to the other. Enlisting Enzo's help, Elena will stop at nothing to prevent the worst from happening, but is love enough to save all of them? Sometimes it's the right choices that turn out to be deadliest.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,751 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/21 - [Elena G., Damon S.] Enzo - Complete
Good Night's Sleep by AAnitab reviews
In the future, Jane and Lisbon get a good night's sleep. And something more along the way. It's finally Jane/Lisbon shippy even if I had to beat in their skulls with a crowbar. Updated again. Lisbon thinks she has the flu... but that's not why she's in the bathroom this morning. As she, Jane, and half the building find out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Damon and Elena's Daily Lives by highwayunicorns reviews
Written from the prompt, 'A drabble a day for the next 30 days', each of these oneshots are an insight into the daily lives of Damon and Elena. Each oneshot is unrelated, and they will all be about really random things. Rated T for language and sexual themes.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - [Damon S., Elena G.]
Being With You by HopeIsEverything94 reviews
Stelena fic. All Human. Stefan is new at Mystic Falls High. Elena has a crush on him just like all the other girls, but Stefan only has eyes for her. Will it become something more serious?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Stefan S., Elena G.
Somebody's always good in bed and somebody's terrible by curlz0608 reviews
Hey so here's what I think should have happen in the woods in 3x18 Please review and no hate!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Elena G., Stefan S.
Take The Fall by OutCold reviews
""Is it over?" he choked out, a thread of blood trickling from his mouth." Jane never thought past killing RJ, but while he fights for his life in the ICU, Lisbon quickly realises it isn't over at all, and has to decide how far she'll go for him.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,658 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A Tale of Too Many Drinks by Li-Li-ThePinkbookgirl reviews
COMPLETE As a reward for solving a case, Jane and the team get a trip to Las Vegas! Tons of fun for all, until Jane and Lisbon wake up to a very unexpected situation. Jane's wooing skills and Lisbon's patience are put to the test. Will their relationship last?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,486 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rules of Attraction by Serenity2012 reviews
"Lisbon," he started, then shook his head, as if he was trying to work up the courage to do something, "Teresa- Can you look me in the eyes, and tell me that Hightower was just making stuff up? That we're 'just friends?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Agent and the Consultant by Interface reviews
Everyone knows that they're meant for each other, but their lives may fall apart if they ever, just once, accept it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,915 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
It'll Be Fun by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Lisbon and the team have to go to an outdoor activity centre for a week, camping. This could lead to some very interesting situations... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,053 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Solace by Rothelena reviews
After he got out of jail, Jane starts to take care of a seriously depressed Grace- team morals are boosted considerably- so why is Lisbon so grumpy? Don't be fooled: strictly Jisbon. Rated M for adult themes in later chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Kind of a Drinking Game by Porkchop Sandwiches reviews
"Elena, don't tell me you've never thought about it." Damon's voice was soft, fingers dancing on the side of his glass. She had. They all had. Damon/Elena/Stefan. Set during "Know Thy Enemy," and a little AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
But Why? by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
The CBI is celebrating it's 50th anniversary and they are having a ball, and it's compulsory - consultants and all. Lisbon in a dress and Jane in a tuxedo, where will that lead? Jisbon! :-
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,594 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dual Deception by waterbaby134 reviews
Minelli's got a job for our favourite duo, and Lisbon's not going to like it. I know the summary sucks, but give the story a go! A secret santa gift for spyglass. Now continued! Now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,265 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lost at Sea by LittleMender reviews
He had missed her, even though she hadn't really gone anywhere. Missed her arguing and needling, her fatalistic sigh when she went along with his secret plans, her widened eyes when she caught on. Yes, he had been glad to get her back.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,348 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Real Love by liv.einziger reviews
Situated right after the ending of episode 3x19. There would never be anybody else for Patrick Jane. And that was why it was the perfect deal for her to be in love with him. Inspired by song "Real Love". Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dissolve by NellietheMarvelous reviews
Sequel to Melt. After dealing with capturing then losing Red John, Jane and Lisbon have settled into something nearing a normal relationship. The day he moves in, something happens that changes it all.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,320 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Royal Blood by Donnamour1969 reviews
3rd in my Season 3 AU series. The team is tagged to guard visiting royals. Fluff, farce, humor, and a large helping of Jisbon love. Rated T/M for adult content. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,421 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The End of the Beginning by LittleMender reviews
He didn't realize nothing was as it seemed until it was all over. My first ever fanfic. Please give it a read!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,342 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Closer by Ebony10 reviews
Jane and Lisbon find themselves in a sticky situation. Hostage type situation-rating just in case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Where We Land by LittleMender reviews
Three-quel to 'End of the Beginning' and 'Somewhere from There'. It was always the same. They would get to a certain point, and she couldn't go any further. He would be patient for as long as it took, trusting that time and tenderness would work it out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Somewhere From There by LittleMender reviews
Sequel to 'The End of the Beginning'. He had promised her that he would stay for one year after Red John was killed, and he was as good as his word. How could he have known it would be impossible to leave her?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,260 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Personal space by Afterglow04 reviews
Lisbon gives Jane a taste of his own medicine. J/L one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Jane's Revenge by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Post 3.1- "I'll get my revenge" he told her at the crime scene. Now, in the security of her home, naked and high on pleasure on her kitchen table, she gets what Jane really meant... Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Office Secrets by BekaForEver reviews
A series of connected-but not chronological-incidents in which Jane and Lisbon hide-or attempt to hide-their relationship from the team. Rated for a few words later on.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Scarlet Fever by In The Name reviews
When Jane and Lisbon find themselves to be the only members of their team not on some sort of vacation, they are the only ones available to go undercover to solve a case.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,366 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Not gonna sleep by Little-Firestar84 reviews
As he opens his eyes, a daughter in his arms, and a beatiful wife kissing him sweetly, Patrick Jane decides he will never fall asleep again, because if it's all a dream, he doesn't want to wake up any longer. Jisbon cowritten with PetiteJ!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Sacred Simplicity of a Moment by Just Mosie reviews
Pressing a delicate kiss on every fingertip, he told her all she needed to know. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Life Goes On by Holz9364 reviews
When Teresa Lisbon leaves the CBI she promises she will never look back, but 5 years later her team turn up to solve a murder case, a case in which her husband in the main suspect. Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,499 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Save Me From the Nothing I've Become by Just Mosie reviews
He sighed, knowing full well what to expect. He knew once he arrived at the scene of the crime, he would see nothing but blood, a lifeless body, and remembrances of that now deceased woman. Summer Secret Santa Gift for Lizzybeth!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,214 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
To Begin Again by Rina-the-Brave reviews
The team became Lisbon's family when she gave birth to her now, one year old daughter Arabella. She had thought Jane would take it hard but quite the opposite. Cases, fluff, new characters & Jane spoiling a little girl. Worth reading, I promise.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,989 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Silences by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Four months would change everything between them. J/L-ish. Jello-Forever Secret Summer Santa Gift for Just Mosie.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,529 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
You Better Pick by MeconMe reviews
Poor her, it's her first day in the job. And what does she get? A pair of unnerving blue eyes and beautiful raven curls! Someone's being naughty today! Jisbon and a plus!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Fire Breathes by angel-death-dealer reviews
Red John's back, his victim a 17 year old girl, but when Lisbon begs Jane not to kill him she'll end up revealing a secret she never intended to share. Can Jane figure out his riddle, and does he have the heart to actually kill him? Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,115 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hopelessness, Recklessness, Resolution, Relief by hardly loquacious reviews
Most men live in quiet desperation... most women do too.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
All Fixed by Just Mosie reviews
Jane notices something...off about his favourite couch.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Always almost by lu112 reviews
One shot. Red John narrowly escapes yet again. The team worry what it will do to Jane. Mainly fluff. *Previously a one shot but I'm in the process of extending it* Chap 2 very soon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Only That Which is Written in Blood by Kansas42 reviews
Every coffin Cho's ever helped carry has weighed just slightly more than the last. Maybe before, maybe things could have been different. But there are no happy endings now.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Pay MORE Attention by Megz-and-Tori reviews
For once Patrick Jane can't read a certain someones mind. Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlett Blade by CindyT63 reviews
This is an alternate ending to Season Two, Episode 2, The Scarlett Letter. Why did Jane say "No…" when Lisbon told him to chase after the janitor? What if he had a good reason? What if Lisbon doesn't figure it out until it's too late?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dissolution by tromana reviews
It, they, were history, over and done with. Something she certainly didn't intend to revisit. Jane/Lisbon AU. Jello Forever May Challenge. Prompt: Empty Promises.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Do You Love Him? by freudianslip87 reviews
Does Lisbon love Jane? Can they have a happily-ever-after or is everybody fooling themselves? T for some language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Denim Dilemmas by waterbaby134 reviews
Photographs of formal occasions and Jane in jeans. And Lisbon hasn't had her coffee this morning. How will she cope? A Secret Santa gift for shoppingluva91. Pure fluff all the way. Rating now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,443 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Say That Again? by Partners In Fanfic reviews
Collection of random, funny, oneshots related to the team hearing things the way they shouldn't. Rated M to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009
The Roller Coaster by Tinuviel Rose reviews
The team's latest case takes them to the Adventure Park. Lisbon hates roller coasters but Jane might just change her mind with a bit of persuasion. This is my first story so I hope you find it entertaining.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Madeleine's Hightower by BFangz reviews
Patrick and Madeleine Hightower have a conversation in her office. It could happen....I thought it was a one shot, but it seems to beg for a little more...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Easy Way Out by NellietheMarvelous reviews
Lisbon is sick of leading a lonely life, after Bosco's death she realizes she doesn't want to only be the job. A planned night out leads to her favorite coffee shop and an interesting turn of events. Eventual Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Relegation of Life and Happiness by fractured-fairytale06 reviews
When a trap at a crime scene leaves Lisbon in a chemically-induced coma, Jane is left to chase after her cure before she runs out of time. Meanwhile, Lisbon witnesses a few interesting things of her own... JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Jane E Coyote by AirborneGirl reviews
A cartoon character prompts Jane into being honest with Lisbon. And himself.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Voluminous by Rina-the-Brave reviews
Collection of one shots and short stories prompted by a kink or a word. Rated for sexual content. Collaboration with Mr.PatrickLee. Chp1: Comfort.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,986 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Sharing Secret Selves by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Ireland by elisheva reviews
Jane convinces Lisbon to take the trip to Ireland to find out what his family is hiding. Sequel to 'The Jane Malone' possible Jane/Lisbon....
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hot? Certainly by les goddam reviews
CHAPTER UPDATE- Snowing? Seriously: “I think I threw up a little bit just then” Lisbon's hand went instinctively to her throat. He waggled his eyebrows “sexy”
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Unchained Melodies by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
He doesn’t exactly remember what happened over the past twenty-four hours, it’s a blur and he knows that whatever he’s done; it can’t be too bad. L/J COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,787 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Minisodes: Lisbon Edition by NellietheMarvelous reviews
10 prompts each containing a first kiss instigated by Lisbon in various situations and various moods. First chapter was also written for September challenge on jello-forever.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Desert by kathiann superwoman1015 reviews
Car troubles on the way home strand Jane and Lisbon in the middle of nowhere, and they must deal with their slowly increasing physical attraction to each other along with many interruptions along the way. Heed the rating, very M.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,422 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
What If? by kathiann superwoman1015 reviews
What if Jane had come home earlier on that fateful night? What might have happened? This is definitely an AU, so if you don't like that sort of thing, don't read it. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 77,164 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I Didn't Know by Random Dice reviews
"Jesus." Lisbon held her stomach, the spot where her pain was coming from. She grabbed her desk to support her self, the pain getting subsequently larger in a one to ten scale. She slightly doubled over, clutching the desk.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
My Best Friend's Keeper by AmyLeeWarren reviews
“Tell me. I want to know I'm leaving you in good hands.” Lisbon's always been shaken by someone with cancer. This is my take on why. Spoilers right through. Please review.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Teresa L.
Yes, You Can Help! by Tallie14 reviews
Patrick's mother is coming to visit, and in order to get her to stop trying to check up on him he convinces Teresa to pose as his Girlfriend... read & review please! Done-!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,628 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Present Danger by SpaceAnJL reviews
Why you should never take food from the SCU fridge...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Broken heart by mtm reviews
When a broken heart is shattered, are you left with just a shell?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Trust by CMW2 reviews
Do what you want with me. I'm at your mercy. I'm putting my full trust in you. While in the bedroom, Teresa and Patrick experiment and Teresa realizes just how she feels about him. Mentions of light bondage and Jisbon lovemaking. Mind the rating, folks.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Nothing Else by kathiann superwoman1015 reviews
A twisted post ep to 2x03 "Red Badge". How to explain this...Jane gets jealous, there's mentions of Bosco and the football jersey, you know the one. Like I said, it's a bit twisted. I think it's worth the read, there will be smut. multi chapter
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Understanding by mtm reviews
Missing scene from "His Red Right Hand". Why did Jane feel the need to discontinue Bosco's morphine drip?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fairy Wings by NellietheMarvelous reviews
When Lisbon woke, she expected another day at the office, nothing too out of the ordinary but that wasn't what she got....Written for the November Challenge: NONSENSE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tricks of The Trade by LadyStellaSkye reviews
Something a little unorthodox, but effective, is always fun to experiment with. Lisbon stews in her thoughts of Patrick Jane, who seems to find endless amusement in her misery, emarrassment, and taste in cookies. Jisbon, with a touch of VanRigsby
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
What Animal Are You? by Heavensdarkrosechild reviews
Jane is matching personalities of the team to animals.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009
Nothing Else, the fast track version by lgmtreader reviews
An alternative chapter 4/ending to kathiann’s Nothing Else, in which Jane and Lisbon find out if their dreams come true. Mind the rating, smut since it IS an offshoot of Nothing Else!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Calm by Rina-the-Brave reviews
Spoilers: 2x03 Red Badge. She told Jane to wait downstairs but his mind wandered to interesting places which led him into her bedroom after waiting for over ten minutes. What happens when he sees she's been crying?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by SpaceAnJL reviews
Hallowe'en in the AnJLverse. Because this is how my mind works. You can't say that you weren't warned...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Incredible by JelloFanatic123 reviews
Sequel to Injured. So if you haven't read it you might want to so you don't get confused! Jane finally gets the chance to convince Lisbon to go to dinner with him. Filled with surprises and totally fluffy! Jane/Lisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Shutterbug by Divinia Serit reviews
She slowly lifted out the old leather scrapbook and lovingly ran a hand over the cover as she placed it in her lap. Wiping off the thin layer of dust, she opened it to the first page." Written for the JelloForever October Challenge COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
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Scarlet Shorts reviews
Jane suprises Lisbon and engages in some mind blowing sex
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Th Art of Seduction reviews
Jane invites himself over to Lisbon's for the weekend with surprising results
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
CBI Calendar Girls reviews
Lisbon & her team are asked to pose for a calendar for the bureau to aid awareness of Breast Cancer... froliks & fun afoot, ensue with the aid of one Patrick Jane. M rated in future chapters...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Office Antics1 reviews
Lisbon & Jane admit their feelings to one anohter after a rather tipsy encounter in her office!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Office anticsrevised edition reviews
Capers afoot with our two favourite mentalist characters as they succumb to their wants n needs...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
And so it begins reviews
a little ficlet based around the budding romance between Lisbon & Jane, all the while trying to keep it from their collegues! or can they?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Murder most horrid reviews
The deputy AG's daughter's school friend is found murdered at her prestigious catholic boarding school .. it'sup to Jane & Lisbon to go undercover as teachers to route out the killer. with repercussions for our crime fighting duo...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Calendar Girls reviews
Jane co- horts the female agents into posing for a calendar to aid Breast Cancer awareness month... fun n frolicks ensue
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
MELT reviews
Sacramento has been hit hard by a sudden heatwave.. Lisbon has a sudden urge for ice chips.Jane is willing to help her out...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A kiss says it all reviews
Lisbon & Jane are jealous of each other,s respective romantic partners & in the heat of the moment, something inside of Jane snaps!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
strawberry delight reviews
Lisbon falls asleep late one night at the office and has a rather erotic dream about Jane & strawberries.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
SEDUCTIVE fANTASY reviews
Jane & Lisbon try out each other's fantasies...AU fic
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Jingle Bells reviews
Libson buys a santa outfit.......
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Open your eyes reviews
Harry, Hermione and a tale of love, endurance and most of all faith....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Open your eyes a valentines storychapter 1 reviews
Harry & Hermione try and celebrate V day
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Quidditch Robe Musings the revised edition! reviews
Ever wondered what Hermione really thought about those claret Quidditch robes? read on and find out... contains scenes of a graphic sexual nature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.