Farawen
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Joined 12-10-06, id: 1179631, Profile Updated: 03-04-08
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

testing...testing...1 2 1 2 THATS THE WAY UH-HUH UH-HUH I LIKE IT UH-HUH UH-HUH randomness aside, I'm Leia. I ain't tellin' you my real name b/c im not an idiot...well in most aspects n.n;;; My fics are mainly anime crack, and hopefully they make you giggle. Teehee, "giggle" is an amusing word. My fave series are FMA, Devil May Cry, Nana, and DNAngel, Oh, and of course Naruto...

My favorite things to write are song parodies, especially completely hilarious ones (see Poor Unfortunate Souls.)

Dante is my main bishie. NO TOUCHIE! It used to be Sasuke, but then Dante came along, we had pina coladas...and life has never been the same. Before Sasuke, it was Edward Elric, but Ayumi claimed him and filed a restraining order... sigh at least I can still draw ed shirtless :3

I love Itachi too, and Neji, Havoc and Dark Mousy... I love bishonen in general (except for Takumi, blech!) plz read my fics and REVIEW! I love checking my email and finding out that somebody loves my fics, or hates my fics. I just enjoy the fact people bother to read them :3 my dA is farawen.deviantart.com if you want to check out some of mah fanart or other pics. I wear many hats, except for the beanies with the propellor on top...they tend to distract m-HEY A BUTTERFLY! Im gonna call you Jeff! where was I? oh yeah...the profile. I am fangirl, hear me squee.

okay, i think I got a little carried away here... send me a message If you don't find me too weird :3

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Two's a Crowd by Cherori reviews
What would happen if the Akatsuki lived together? Ate breakfast together? What if they were like the average sitcom family! God knows what could happen, just brace yourself... Completed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Assassin 20 by Ayumi Elric reviews
[Assassin under new management]Crack story where movie stars and famous people I hate are killed by FMA characters. Main assain: Wrath. Fair game, ask me if you want someone to die, rated T for obvious reasons, review or I'll assainate you next.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007
Halloween Nightmare by Ayumi Elric reviews
This is a Halloween that the Elric brothers will never forget...damn you fangirls!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
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So Delicious reviews
The Naruto gang visits a karaoke bar, and the only song available is Fergalicious. Under the influence of Red Bull, everyone makes up their own version. First up is Gaara. Special appearance by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon a Franchise: An ANTI Harry Potter xover reviews
The gang for no reason ends up at Hogwarts and crazy crap happens. From the author that brought you So Delicious and Romeo and Juliet: Sasuke's Solution comes a completely new OOC crack fic, and the guyliner returns!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y.
Modern Risembool Ranger reviews
quick parody of Modern Major General: The Major General's Song
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Poor Unfortunate Souls reviews
Oneshot about what REALLY happened when Sasuke left Konoha...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
BISHIE WARS 2007 reviews
see your favorite anime bishonen duke it out in an all out brawl! its going to be a slammin, jammin, mydeathwillbemorebeautifulthanyours extravaganza! vote for your favorite bishies...plus orochimaru . and see who comes out on top!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Sweets reviews
Ever wonder why Sasuke hates sweets?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet: Sasuke's warped Solution reviews
Sasuke is researching Sharingan when Leia bothers the crap out of him while forcing him to read Romeo and Juliet. Little does he know, she has a motive, and a dream causes Sasuke to find himself in Verona! Hilarity ensues. Based on RJ by W. Shakes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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