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Author has written 25 stories for M*A*S*H, Forgotten Realms, Princess Bride, Young Jedi Knights, Diana Gabaldon, StarTrek: The Original Series, and House, M.D..

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Child of Faerun by Miyamoto Kenshin reviews
Drizzt Do'Urden, after one thousand years of solitude, journeys to Middle Earth where he will train a young boy named Aragorn in the ways of the ranger.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Arwen U., Drizzt D.
Ain't Nobody Messing with My Clique by Ultra-Geek reviews
No one is allowed to insult Spock but McCoy, damn it. Them's the rules.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Drizzt Goes to College by WroteThatOneDrizztStory reviews
Harkle Harpell's latest experiment has disastrous results, and Drizzt is sent off to a world even more dangerous than Faerûn. Will the Companions ever get Drizzt back? Can Drizzt's new allies get him home before they accidentally kill him?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,390 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Drizzt D.
Surprises by BluePhoenix21 reviews
He didn't think there was anything that could truly surprise him anymore, but Drizzt finds out he was wrong. Just a thought that crossed my mind. One-shot. Complete.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
Consequences Version Two by BluePhoenix21 reviews
Drizzt's daughter decides to assert her independence with some unexpected consequences. Will she drive Drizzt insane first? One author's thought becomes a scene w/2 sep. endings when a fellow author borrows the story. Co-authored with Penny4him. Complete!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Sneezy, Grumpy and Dopey by Mezbarris reviews
I don't own the boys. *sniff, sniff* I just happen to shoot the plot bunny that came my way and stuck it in a pot to make stew for us all to enjoy!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
The Waiting by Mezbarris reviews
GHOST KING SPOILERS! Just a quickie about a new character, Jarlaxle and Drizzt. May be more chapters if the interest is there. I own none of this but those damn drow skulk around all night and keep me awake so I have to do SOMETHING with them! :
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Drizzt D., Jarlaxle
A Meeting of Past and Future Masterminds by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Jarlaxle's speculative past. Jarlaxle is taken in front of Matron Baenre for the first time since being born to her. She assesses his talents and decides what to do with him.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Jarlaxle - Complete
Weapons Master by Lola Witherbottoms reviews
Twenty-five years after Zaknafein's death, Drizzt is weapons-master of House Do'Urden and has nearly forgotten his ideals. But when he is put in charge of a battle-captive from Mithral Hall, will she convince him to change his ways? AU, slightly OOC.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,134 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
The Paladin's Grace edited version, reposted by Sylistra the scholar reviews
As in the A/N, this made it to the Young GA Author's competition, and no I don't know the results. Please Read and Review, don't hesitate to comment constructively. Milla must decide whether or not to kill her friend after the destruction of her church.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Fatherhood by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Post SotS speculative scene. Artemis and Jarlaxle retire to a tavern after a long day of bounty hunting. Jarlaxle bugs Artemis not for the first or last time about a family. However, Artemis humors the drow enough to formulate an answer for once.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Captain Fatherhood by Tarafina reviews
How anybody managed fatherhood while juggling captainin', he just didn't know. :Mal/Kaylee - Part of the Shiny 'verse:
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kaylee, Mal - Complete
The Crowning by Lord Onisyr reviews
On the eve of Bregan D'earthe's formation, the young renegade Jarlaxle takes an unconventional new hairstyle.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Jarlaxle - Complete
Outcast by Drow Elf reviews
Little Artemis Entreri faces class discrimination on the streets of Calimport.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Artemis E. - Complete
A Knight's Honor by pathera reviews
What it took for Will to march in there, knowing that they were going to lock him away, and what it took for his friends to watch. Oneshot.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Something About Loyalty by Ixloriana reviews
After a Sorting, the four Heads of House discuss their own thoughts about what it really means to be a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin. Come to think of it, what does it really mean to be a Slytherin, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Rogue Pinkie by HouseAddict16 reviews
Who knew that one finger would be enough to send House to see a doctor, in NYC! House! Sick fic House Wilson friendship
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Cleanliness by Lola Witherbottoms reviews
He watched his skin part with an almost childish delight, though no expression showed on his face. The blood welled up from the wound and began to drip, a warm, comforting sensation that allowed him to forget everything. OOC, short oneshot.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Dreams by Olive Drab reviews
It's hard to hold onto your dreams when the real world intrudes......
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Ballad of the Beloved by Drow Elf reviews
Will Drizzt and Cattiebrie's love overcome all obstacles? Can Drizzt take a stand for what is his? Will Bruenor ever get to sleep? Find out here! R&R
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
The Only Angel by Aqua Alta reviews
My own version of Chapter 33. My first Furuba fic. Will Tohru be able to heal Kyou's wounded heart? Who is she to him? Kyou's POV.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Notes by mooyoo reviews
Every year, the first day of school was the same.
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
With Clipped Wings by Eledhwen reviews
Jack Sparrow has been marooned. Now he must begin to rebuild his life, away from the Black Pearl. Chapter 25: A sighting on the horizon leads Jack back to Tortuga, where he borrows a boat. NOW COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
A Level of Clarity by Jaykin Elendar reviews
Drizzt finally comes to terms with his friends' deaths and starts to move on... only to find that they're not QUITE dead yet.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004
I Am Not Real by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
If you realized that you were not real and someone else decided everything about your behavior, how would you feel? Drizzt already has a lot of problems without becoming aware of RA Salvatore.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2004
Drizzt by Crazed Demon Child reviews
Thi sis what happened when i got bored in school, its about drizzt and yea. tha's all i can think of R&R
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2003
Defiled by TheBladedancer reviews
Drizzt is captured by Lloth and for some reason or other, she's not too happy....
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 5/4/2003
Drizzt Do'Urden's Very Bad Day by BookFreak reviews
Drizzt is about to embark on an adventure, but first he has a string of accidents. Please review. Suggestions for the adventure also welcome. FOURTH CHAPTER UP!! Entreri and Drizzt finally meet! FIFTH CHAPTER PREVIEW: The duo brawl w/ crutches + forks!!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 11/2/2002
[St]ranger things have happened... by manky reviews
A LOTR/Forgotten Realms crossover. Both goodly rangers, both of noble bearing and proud lineage, and both people who take themselves quite seriously...it's a battle of the egos when Drizzt Do'Urden runs into Aragorn son of Arathorn (quite literally).
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2002
Rin by Koneko4 reviews
A look at the cute little girl who is with Sesshoumaru's group, contains spoilers.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2001 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Another Lesson by cade reviews
This is a goofy little story about Drizzt's first lizard riding experience.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2001 - Complete
Weapon Master's Child by cade reviews
This little tale is about Drizzt and Zaknafein Do'Urden and their encounter with a bat, of all things.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2001 - Complete
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Sumpah Belum Dipecahkan reviews
One-shot. Bayangkan Wulfgar belum meninggal, dan Cattie-brie sudah menikah dia. Bagaimana rasa Cattie satu tahun sesudah mereka menikah?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - Indonesian - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D. - Complete
A Brave Girl reviews
11-year-old Cattie-brie gets herself in some trouble at the dwarven mines and seeks out her new friend Drizzt for help.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D. - Complete
The Highwayman reviews
Jarlaxle amuses himself by becoming a highwayman for a few moons, but it was never his intention to fall in love.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
Three reviews
Taern tries to take care of Serenade when she is sick, but Sere keeps thinking of all the work she has to do. Fluffy!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Bête Noire reviews
One-shot. Drizzt's 18-year-old son Zaknafein is chained up in a dank, oppressive drow dungeon. Can Drizzt rescue him before it is too late? (Bête Noire is "Nightmare".)
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Drizzt D., Zaknafein D. - Complete
Consequences reviews
AR. One-shot. Drizzt's daughter decides to assert her independence with some unexpected consequences. Will she drive Drizzt insane first?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Training reviews
When Drizzt's son Zaknafein chances upon his father performing an intriguing and unusual training exercise, he wants to join in, but Drizzt is reluctant to teach him.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Drizzt D., Zaknafein D. - Complete
Hunt, Play, Love reviews
Drizzt family fic. Alternate reality. 5yr old Violet brings home a lost kitten, a fire-making contest ends badly, and Drizzt wonders if he will ever get some time alone with his wife.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
Meet Doctor House reviews
House, in what seems to be an unusually good mood, actually shows up for clinic duty. There, he meets a girl with an unusual problem.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - G. House - Complete
In Dreams reviews
Cadet Chekov daydreams in the midst of an escapade during his academy years.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
Epiphany reviews
AR. Drizzt's son, 19yr old Zaknafein Do'Urden wonders where he is going in life, but an unexpected event suddenly makes things crystal clear. Meanwhile, his daughter Violet must make some decisions of her own. NOW COMPLETE.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Zaknafein D., Drizzt D. - Complete
Darah Pertama reviews
Zaknafein Do'Urden memulai mengajar Drizzt, yang masih muda. Mereka berlatih jurus serangan. "Zaknafein sudah mengerti realitas yang kejam di dalam Underdark. Yang lemah, mati. Dan yang kuat, terus hidup. Namun, Drizzt masih muda..."
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - Indonesian - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Zaknafein D., Drizzt D. - Complete
Because I Love You reviews
AR. It's raining and Drizzt's daughter Violet hates being stuck inside. What's worse, she has a new ball and Cattie-brie won't let her play with it in the house. But it's so hard to be good...follows "Of Furred Lizards" but can stand alone. Review plz!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
Of Furred Lizards reviews
Wherein Drizzt's 6-yr-old daughter Violet learns about furred lizards the hard way. Follows Camping, but can stand alone.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Lost & Found reviews
AR. Drizzt's son Zaknafein goes hunting and gets lost in the woods...can the nine-year-old hang on until Drizzt finds him? Can Drizzt get there before the wolves do? Follows Insomnia & Camping, but can also stand alone. All reviews appreciated.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Drizzt D. - Complete
For Want of Blueberries reviews
Jamie walks in on a fight between his nephew and niece and feels he must resolve the matter. Brief cameo; I hope you'll leave a review!
Diana Gabaldon - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
First Blood reviews
An early sparring match as a young Drizzt begins his training under Zaknafein. "Zak knew the harsh realities of the Underdark. The weak died. The strong survived. Still, Drizzt was only a boy..." Please review!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Zaknafein D., Drizzt D. - Complete
Atonement reviews
One-shot. Jacen has a taste of the Dark side and is conscience-stricken. Set immediately after Heirs of the Force. “Jacen stood hesitating outside the closed door of Luke Skywalker's office. He tried a Jedi calming technique, but it didn't seem to work...
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
An Oath Unbroken reviews
Suppose Wulfgar hadn't died, and Cattie-brie had married him. How does she feel after one year of marriage to the Barbarian? Well, here, she is telling Drizzt.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D. - Complete
Camping reviews
If Drizzt were a father... Drizzt takes his young son and daughter camping, but things don't go quite as planned. This story follows my fic Insomnia, but it can also stand alone. R&R please!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Insomnia reviews
What is Drizzt like as a father? Well, this is what came to mind! Drizzt has an 8yr.old son, Zak. And tonight Zak can't sleep... This is a short oneshot. Please R&R or PM. It's meant to be cute. I hope you like it!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Drizzt D. - Complete
An Exception reviews
Westley and his shipmates from the Queen's Pride have been captured by the Roberts' ship Revenge. What happens immediately after the capture and before Westley's life is spared? What is going through his mind? Please R&R or PM. Enjoy! Short one shot.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Burdens reviews
Is something wrong with Cattiebrie? That is the question burning in Drizzt's mind as the 2 set out on a hike in the mountains. Set between Seige of Darkness & Passage to Dawn. A oneshot quick fic. I hope it makes you smile. I crave your reviews! :
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
Lessons reviews
Drizzt agrees to teach school for one month as a favor to Cattie-Brie, but the task is not as easy as he expected. Set between the Dark Elf trilogy and the Icewind Dale trilogy. Updated May 2015.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D. - Complete
Radar's Battle reviews
Radar is forced to confront an old fear when a South Korean soldier is brought in with an unusual illness.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Radar O., Hawkeye P. - Complete