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Sex: Male

Relationships: None...happily

Hobbies: Playing video games, reading, writing, learning about ancient civilizations, hanging out with my friends, wacthing T.V., and of course listening to music.

Favorite Movies: Boondock Saints, Kingdom of Heaven, Hero, Kiss of the Dragon, Enter the Dragon, Star Wars Episode IV, Star Wars Episode V, Star Wars Episode VI, All three Indiana Jones movies, Love Actually, and all the James Bond movies with Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan in them...they were the two best Bonds...with Connery being the better of the two of course.

Favorite Video Games: Every Final Fantasy, Both Golden Suns, Hitman Blood Money, Both KOTOR games, Jade Empire, Every Zelda game, Children of Mana, Guaitar Hero II, and many many many many many many many many many many many more that I don't feel like typing.

Favorite Bands/Musicians: The Beatles, The Pillows, The Rolling Stones, Rod Stewart, Lynard Skynard, Journey, DragonForce, Deep Purple, CCR, Cream, Daft Punk, Bon Jovi, Areosmith, AC/DC, The Monkeys, Simon & Garfunkel, Swicthfoot, Three Dog Night, The Turtles, Weezer, The Eagles, Beethoven, John Williams, Frank Sinatra, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour and many many many many many many many more.

Pet Peeves: When Naruto has a split personaltiy, and he makes it into a perminet clone or something. I hate this for two reasons, I have never seen it done well, and beacuse if Naruto has a split personality then neither of the two or more are Naruto, becasue Naruto is the combination of them. Yaoi...not because I don't like gay people (men or women) but because I can't picture certain characters as being homo erotic.

Favorite Pairings:


Most men/Men (The reason is stated in my pet pevees)

Garra/Most Women (I just can't see Garra being a devoted lover.)

Itachi/Most Women (Like Garra I can't see Itachi as a devoted lover.)

Jiraiya/Most Women


Favorite Quotes:

"And when I vest my flashing sword

And my hand takes hold in judgement

I will take vengence upon mine eneimes

And I shall repay those who hase me.

O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand

And count me amoung Thy saints."

~A Prayer from Boondock Saints

"Never Shall innocent blood be shed.

And yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.

The three shall spread their blackened wings,

And be the vengeful striking hammer of God."

~Prayer from Boondock Saints

"Reach for nothing and your sure to hit,

but reach for the stars,

and you'll at least touch the sky."

~Master Boo from Psychic Academy

... and others that I'm to lazy to type.

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Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with homebrew X-Men and Inhuman elements because studio politics suck.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,609 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Contemplating Clouds by reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4529 - Favs: 10,143 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Duty, Honor, and Truth by Tyrchon reviews
Young Naruto believes himself alone with no family, he is wrong. Learning the ways of his mother the young boy will embark on a mysterious adventure that could destroy both him and Konoha. What will he do when confronted by his clan's legacy? Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 438,143 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5824 - Favs: 12,708 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 4,031 - Follows: 3,443 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Child of the Touketsu Jurin by Isilithix reviews
Rating changed! At the age of 4, Naruto is ran out of the village and into a section of forest surronding the village. Within 2 years afterwards that part of the forest has become a frozen hell. Worse than area 44. The Touketsu Jurin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,030 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Balance of Three: Three Doujutsu by Aikuchi Shikaku reviews
AU Naruto balances nin, gen, and tai jutsu with the kuro nin , aka gen , and aoi tai doujutsu which he acquires by performing the ritual of the forbidden bloodline after reading the forbidden scroll of seals. On indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,025 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Naruto U.
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete