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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fairy Tail, and Elder Scroll series.

Just so you know...my username is very flexible. I'm xX Fantasy Xx, in general. But for my Naruto stories, I'm xX Naru Fantasy Xx; for my Hetalia/HetaOni stories, I'm xX Heta Fantasy Xx. And so on and so forth, if I decide to make other stories. This idea just recently spawned from rereading the chapters about Pain in "Naruto", and how Pain had several bodies that weren't really him, but at the same time they were. Well, just like him, xX Fantasy Xx is the "real" me making all the others do my dirty work xD So to speak.


NEWS FLASH! I've become totally and utterly obsessed with HetaOni! :D I've watched all of the HetaOni video/movie thingy on youtube, but of course it's not finished yet, so I've been left hanging. -_- How depressing...ANYWAY! If you're interested, HetaOni is basically a fanbased RPG based off of the horror game "Ao Oni". Check them both out on TV Tropes, or click on the links below to watch the HetaOni episodes!

Episode 1 part 1/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=509lzLd7t2Q
Episode 1 part 2/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3Whdhjy6E&feature=related

Episode 2 part 1/3: [can't find it for some reason...so I watched it in portuguese :D]
Episode 2 part 2/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNl-iqbDDH4&NR=1
Episode 2 part 3/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I5NJGfsLHE&feature=related

Episode 3 part 1/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFPEeI_YY4&feature=related
Episode 3 part 2/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1JeCD4tfQI&feature=related
Episode 3 part 3/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tYKLh5xllY&feature=related

Episode 4 part 1/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk91z-ELuC0&feature=related
Episode 4 part 2/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qowfZAr-VvI&feature=related
Episode 4 part 3/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqvj9pfYESE&feature=related

Episode 5 part 1/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoB2qV-E-0Y&feature=related
Episode 5 part 2/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFYikoITvn4&feature=related
Episode 5 part 3/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VeqRGPED30&feature=related

Episode 6 part 1/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhF8URwbA2A&feature=related
Episode 6 part 2/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYV3KYHfa7w&feature=related
Episode 6 part 3/3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mALSdqd8ok&feature=related

Episode 7 part 1/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1jEGVa2jSU&feature=related
Episode 7 part 2/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWtCdvturu4&feature=related
Episode 7 part 3/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkXUJlsQhOA&feature=related
Episode 7 part 4/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipabjklOxJY&feature=related
Episode 7 part 5/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5oDcsrtyeo&feature=related

Episode 8 part 1/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf9WXF7U8Gk&feature=related
Episode 8 part 2/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEzf8awvwQ&feature=related
Episode 8 part 3/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XWU803z4WE&feature=related
Episode 8 part 4/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYzW5CA0RzM&feature=related

Episode 9 part 1/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp60S4nsKR4&feature=related
Episode 9 part 2/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl23d_-AZ0s&feature=related

Episode 10 part 1/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmvBfmxMS1A&feature=related
Episode 10 part 2/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JSxG1AVUI&feature=related
Episode 10 part 3/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db7fk1LcTOI&feature=related
Episode 10 part 4/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=748xJBblmV8&feature=related

Episode 11 part 1/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLWbCPiz9Sg&feature=related
Episode 11 part 2/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kXpoiUOI4M&feature=related

Episode 12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voidvwr7XsM&feature=related

Episode 13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Freboehwws&feature=related

Episode 14 part 1/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQSJsxl7MJc&feature=related
Episode 14 part 2/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnMmHoC-ys&feature=related

Episode 15: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4V9ZDudzLA&feature=related

Episode 16 part 1/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk8E7Ws9k_o&feature=related
Episode 16 part 2/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un5ggVNUdfY&feature=related

Episode 17 part 1/2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l9lucNJ51w&feature=related

And that's all that's out so far...I'll update when EPISODE 17 PART 2/2 comes out! :D Something I'm looking forward to greatly!

In any case, here are some other HetaOni videos that you might find interesting. :)

HetaOni Uninstall English Version (New Complete Colored Version): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vt8Ksr0LvY
This is Vocaloid's song "Uninstall" fandubbed in English, set to video! It fits the HetaOni story perfectly though, and it's a gorgeous song!

HetaOni MAD- Uninstall (NEW LONGER AND COLOURED VER.): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBQ0gFpNDIU&playnext=1&list=PL069C2EF1D6F99A3D
This is the same as above, except in the original language (Japanese of course).

HetaOni movie trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0XYdFyeIoo&feature=related
Movie? HetaOni movie? o.O How awesome...

HetaOni Radioplay (voice acting alliance): http://voiceactingalliance.com/board/showthread.php?61854-HetaOni-Radioplay
I like it 'cause they introduce the characters in depth...but anyway check it out!

HetaOni Extra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbOzbJJLgs
This gives a summary from the prologue to episode 11 or so. Then, afterwards, there's a preview of things to come...HOW SUSPENSEFUL!! GAH!!

【英訳がないなら】HetaOni Douga (Eng sub)【作ればいいじゃない】: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYxlEq8pHNc&feature=related
This is REALLY REALLY cool! It's like a little bit of the story and a little bit of some hilarious filler stuff...all put into song!! *LOVE*

So that's enough for my HetaOni rant for now. :) If you'd like to talk about it or suggest a story idea, I'd be glad to talk!


MORE INFO:

DOB: May 10, 1994

Favorite type of music: Pop. Rock. Something like that.

Favorite band: Boys Like Girls :)

Favorite song: At the moment? Fallen Awake by Kari Kimmel

Favorite Movie: Avatar. It was AMAZING!!

Favorite anime: HETAONI! It's not really a show, I guess, but I'll consider it one. I also love Hetalia, but HetaOni takes the cake. :D

Favorite TV show: American Idol, no question about it.

Things I hate:

1) When people decide that they want to race me and I say no, but then when we reach a certain place and they get there first they yell "I won!" or something. It ticks me off!

2) When someone asks "Can I ask you a question?" Well, that sorta defeats the purpose, idiot.

3) When Naruto gets shown up by Sasuke. DIE SASUKE! (Or when any main character that I like gets shown up by anyone I hate.)

4) Zucchini

5) S-S-S-SPI-SPIDERS!! (shudders)

6) When people call that alien thing in HetaOni "Tony". HIS NAME IS NOT TONY.

7) When people read my stories and they like them (put them on their favorites of something) but they don't review. It makes me sad.

8) Self-centered, depressed people like Victor Frankenstein. Like, seriously, if you feel so bad about your monster killing everybody and being a disgrace to the human race then why don't you FIX IT instead of sitting there, weeping and moaning, vividly describing leaves and flowers and the moon. (I hated that book, Frankenstein. Most boring, depressing book EVER.)

9) Stupid shows like Chowder. Disgusting, pointless, and cliche. Can you say boring? But, I guess, they amuse some people, so it's okay...

10) When nothing interesting happens. I get bored. Bored is NOT fun.

Top 10 HetaOni characters:
1.)
Japan (because he kicks ASS big time! xD Take that Tony-look-alike! Plus, he's super caring and smart.)
2.)
Prussia (He's just super cool, I don't know what it is about him...)
3.)
Italy (SO CUTE! 4.) England (he's gotta be the most powerful one there...and I feel so sorry for him. I love England
5.) Germany (He's so sweet to Italy, and I love the brotherly feel between him and Prussia.)

6.) Canada (he's so sweet and caring, and SMART to boot. I feel bad for him.)
7.) Russia (can you say hot? :D That aside, he's so cool, and he's a great older brother, even though he can be cold sometimes.)
8.) Spain (He's so funny! xD I love his reactions. Plus, he's brave.)
9.) China (He's just cool and sooo similar to Japan...and you can tell he cares for Japan a greta deal.)
10.) America (He's gone up on my list because of his care for England. :) How sweet. Plus, he's actually not as oblivious as I thought...)

Other manga that I read, besides Naruto: Kodocha, Furuba (Fruit's Basket), Mink, Skip Beat, Oh My Goddess!, DNAngel, Bleach, Yotsuba&, Marmalade Boy, Tokyo Mew Mew (and A La Mode), Mega Tokyo, MARS, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles , Card Captor Sakura, Girl Got Game, Destiny's Hand, Secret Agent Luna, Alichino, Kamichama Karin, Kamichama Karin Chu, Gakuen Alice, Special A, Kimi No Todoke, Mixed Vegetables

Animes I like: HetaOni (best. rpg. ever.), Hetalia (Axis Powers Hetalia), Naruto, Kimi Ni Todoke, Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama, Vampire Knight, Vampire Knight Guilty, Kenichi, Bleach

Speaking of Kimi Ni Todoke...the live action movie is SOOOOOO CUTE, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT! Watch it on zomganime.com :)

Best Fanfiction friend: Hikari1994

Fave sayings:

~ "When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemies' eyes."

~ "Your wish is your command. In other words, do it your goddamn self."

~ "Life is like an apple. When the apple is almost finished, it's all wrinkly and bumpy."

~ "If you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." (Dr. House)

If you want to know anymore, just PM me and I'll answer!!

Fo shizzle.

&=! he's a gangsta

~=(: D) girl w/ ponytail

O_o weird person

Go randomness!!


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When it's over, I want to say all my life
I was a bride married to amazement.
I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.

When it's over, I don't want to wonder
if I have made of my life something particular, and real.

I don't want to find myself sighing and frightened,
or full of argument.

I don't want to end up simply having visited this world

~ Excerpt from "When Death Comes" by Mary Oliver


Please read my new story!

Name: The Whole Story

Summary: There's a prophecy that states that, every 1000 years, a great war will occur. The last one is happening soon. Only the Kiu Shinobi - Kaori Kiuno - can save them. This is her story, starting with the Kyuubi attack all the way through the last Great War.

Link to the first chapter (the prologue): http://login.fanfiction.net/story/story_preview.php?storyid=5857636&chapter=1

Enjoy! :D


Other Names

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Domizzle (Hmmm...sounds weird...)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Midnight Tamarin (Awesome! Love it!)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Katia West Montgomery (Not bad...)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Feldomat (Um...no.)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Emerald Strawberry Daquiri (...that's an oxymoron, isn't it?)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Yankee (Oooh sounds patriotic AND dark! I like it! :D)


George W Bush

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."


Pyshcology Finals

A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam.

To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.

He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question.

Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student.

He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper.

He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out.

The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled.

The professor wrote "100" on the top of that student's test.

The question: What is courage?

The student's answer: This is.


Mental Hospital Answering Machine

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”


Job at the FBI


The FBI had an opening for an assassin


After all the background checks, interviews


And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

The men to a large metal door and handed

Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

Never shoot my wife..'

The agent said, 'Then you' re not the right man

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was

Quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

After another. They heard screaming, crashing,

Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. ' I had to Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL: WOMEN CAN BE EVIL, Don't Mess with them!!


Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.


A Mother's Teaching

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Actual Labels

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (Oh. Wow. Really?)

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. (Now why would I do that?)

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." (Mmmm. Beverages! In a LIQUID PLUMMER!)

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Better hope it is.)

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (And those are...?)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (I'm sure the babies don't need to use baby oil.)

Dog food-"new and improved tasting" (Says who?)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Aw, darn, that's what I want this for!)

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" (Warning: May not be sleeping pills -.-)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (And I use floodlights very often in the light.)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Really now? Let's test that.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Good, 'cause I wasn't planning on washing it.)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (What was your first clue?)

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" (If someone can do this, please tell me.)

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap" (Which means...?)

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" (But it's just a suggestion, really.)

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" (Too late! Sucker!)

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." (Sorry, but we haven't learned how to cook cold food.)

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Unless you're masochistic.)

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." (Great, I'll make sure to tell the kids who use this about that.)

Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (No DUH!)

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." (As opposed to outer space.)

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Ooh, so it's a guessing game? Let's see who figures out what the other use is first!)

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." (Well, that's great to know.)

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." (Check. Check. Okay now what? Wait, what happened to the warning? You're supposed to tell me that the packet may contain nuts! Stupid! Duh!)

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." (I second that.)


TGWF: Thank God We're Female

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge.


Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

(Okay, I don't actually believe in this, so you don't have to repost it. But it's hilarious as hell! xD)

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


Okay, so i've gotten into playing around with names. I start with the original name, then I do stuff to it that changes it. These are the ways in which I change them.

1.) Backwards

This one is simple. Write the name backwards. Example: Austin --> Nitsua

2.) Switch

For this one, I simply take the first two letters and switch them, take the next two letters and switch them, and so on and so forth. If there are an odd number of letters in the name, the last letter stays where it is. Example: Alison --> Lasino

3.) Backwards Alphabet/ Opposite

For this one, I use the "opposite" letter of the letter given by using my "special" (hehe) backwards alphabet (as seen below). Vowels have their own separate alphabet. ('Y' is not considered a vowel, in this case.)

b c d f g h j k l m n p q r s t v w x y z
z y x w v t s r q p n m l k j h g f d c b

a e i o u
u o i e a

Now, all you have to do is match up the letter with its "opposite" letter , and voila! Example: Sabrina --> Juzkinu

4.) Only vowels

This one is more fun with longer names that have more vowels. Otherwise, it's pretty boring. All you have to do is use only the vowels of the name in the order they were in. Example: Anastasiya --> Aaaia

5.) Letter after

For this one, all you have to is switch the existing letter with the letter that proceeds it in the alphabet. Once again, vowels have their own alphabet. Example: Jasmine --> Ketnopi

6.) Letter before

This one is the same as the previous one, except this time you switch the existing letter with the letter that precedes it. Again, vowels have their own alphabet. Example: Olivia --> Iketeu

Now, here are some names that I have already done this process on. If you find one you like, please PM me with the original name and that name so I know. I'm writing an original story using these names, and I want to know the best ones. Also, if I don't have a name on the list that you want to see on here, please do tell. :D Oh and feel free to use any of these names for anything. Thank you!

Format: Original Name --> Backwards --> Switch --> Opposite --> Only Vowels --> Letter After --> Letter Before

Dominique --> Euqinimod --> Odiminuqe --> Wepinilao --> Oiiue --> Funoporai --> Cilemepoa

Anastasiya --> Ayisatsana --> Nasaatisay --> Unujhujicu --> Aaaia --> Epetvetoze --> Umursurexu

Ana --> Ana --> Naa --> Unu --> Aa --> Epe --> Umu

Jasmine --> Enimsaj --> Ajmsnie --> Sujpino --> Aie --> Ketnopi --> Hurlema

Syeda --> Adeys --> Ysdea --> Jcoxu --> Ea --> Tzife --> Rxacu

Ruth --> Htur --> Urht --> Kaht --> U --> Savj --> Qosg

Akira --> Arika --> Arika --> Karia --> Uriku --> Aia --> Elose --> Ujequ

Kristin --> Nitsirk --> Rksiitn --> Rkijhin --> Ii --> Lsotvop --> Jqersem

Alison --> Nosila --> Lasino --> Uqijen --> Aio --> Emotup --> Ukerim

Allison --> Nosilla --> Lailosn --> Uqqijen --> Aio --> Emmotup --> Ukkerim

Ali --> Ila --> Lai --> Uqi --> Ai --> Emo --> Uke

Melody --> Ydolem --> Emolyd --> Poqexc --> Eo --> Nimufz --> Lakicx

Jessica --> Acissej --> Ejsscia --> Sojjiyu --> Eia --> Kittode --> Harrebu

Kiran --> Narik --> Ikarn --> Rikun --> Ia --> Losep --> Jequm

Sabrina --> Anirbas --> Asrbnia --> Juzkinu --> Aia --> Tecsope --> Ruzqemu

Anne --> Enna --> Naen --> Unno --> Ae --> Eppi --> Umma

Noel --> Leon --> Onle --> Neoq --> Oe --> Puim --> Miak

Austin --> Nitsua --> Uatsni --> Uajhin --> Aui --> Eatvop --> Uorsem

Mike --> Ekim --> Imek --> Piro --> Ie --> Noli --> Leja

Stephen --> Nehpets --> Tspeehn --> Jhomton --> Ee --> Tviqjip --> Rsangam

Steven --> Nevets --> Tsvene --> Jhogon --> Ee --> Tviwip --> Rsatam

Aspen --> Nepsa --> Saepn --> Ujmon --> Ae --> Etqip --> Urnam

Daniella --> Alleinad --> Adinleal --> Xunioqqu --> Aiea --> Fepoimme --> Cumeakku

Erika --> Akire --> Rekia --> Okiru --> Eia --> Isole --> Aqeju

Laura --> Arual --> Alrua --> Quaku --> Aua --> Mease --> Kuoqu

Daniel --> Leinad --> Adinle --> Xunioq --> Aie --> Fepoim --> Cumeak

Simone --> Enomis --> Isomen --> Jipeno --> Ioe --> Tonupi --> Relima

Sophia --> Aihpos --> Oshpai --> Jemtiu --> Oia --> Tuqjoe --> Ringeu

Julia --> Ailuj --> Ujila --> Saqiu --> Uia --> Kamoe --> Hokeu

Max --> Xam --> Amx --> Pud --> A --> Ney --> Luw

Tessa --> Asset --> Etssa --> Hojju --> Ea --> Vitte --> Sarru

Patricia --> Aicirtap --> Aprtciai --> Muhkuyiu --> Aiia --> Qevsodoe --> Nusqebeu

Tricia --> Aicirt --> Rtciai --> Hkiyiu --> Iia --> Vsodoe --> Sqebeu

Lucia --> Aicul --> Ulica --> Qayiu --> Uia --> Madoe --> Kobeu

Jessie --> Eissej --> Ejssei --> Sojjio --> Eie --> Kittoi --> Harrea

Ariunzaya --> Ayaznuira --> Rauiznyaa --> Ukianbucu --> Aiuaa --> Esoapbeze --> Uqeomyuxu

Ellie --> Eille --> Leile --> Oqqio --> Eie --> Immoi --> Akkea

Miranda --> Adnarim --> Imardna --> Pikunxu --> Iaa --> Nosepfe --> Lequmcu

Anita --> Atina --> Natia --> Unihu --> Aia --> Epove --> Umesu

Artem --> Metra --> Raetm --> Ukhop --> Ae --> Esvin --> Uqsal

Jake --> Ekaj --> Ajek --> Suro --> Ae --> Keli --> Huja

Derek --> Kered --> Ederk --> Xokor --> Ee --> Fisil --> Caqal

David --> Divad --> Adivd --> Xugix --> Ai --> Fewof --> Cutec

Jackie --> Eikcaj --> Ajkcei --> Suyrio --> Aie --> Kedloi --> Hubjea

Leila --> Aliel --> Ellia --> Qoiqu --> Eia --> Miome --> Kaeku

Jiaqi --> Iqaij --> Ijqai --> Siuli --> Iai --> Koero --> Heupe

Olivia --> Aivilo --> Loviai --> Eqigiu --> Oiia --> Umowoe --> Iketeu

Camille --> Ellimac --> Acimlle --> Yupiqqo --> Aie --> Denommi --> Bulekka

Maxamillion --> Noillimaxam --> Amaximlloin --> Pudupiqqien --> Aaiio --> Neyenoqqoup --> Luwulekkeim

Rebecca --> Acceber --> Erebcca --> Kozoyyu --> Eea --> Sicidde --> Qacabbu

Maddie --> Eiddam --> Amddei --> Puxxio --> Aie --> Neffoi --> Luccea


I'm also trying out the whole beta thing. If you want some help with your story, I'd be willing to give you some contructive criticism. Particularly in regards to spelling, grammar, and sentence flunecy/syntax. :D

Oh, but if you want a really good, really blunt beta reader, ask DarkScaredJewelXoX. She really knows what she's doing. :)

Tchau!

~ xX Naru Fantasy Xx ~


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Unlocking the Gatekeeper by Persephonae reviews
A new visitor to Fairy Tail throws Lucy into a chain of events that will force her to grow in order to protect those she cares most about. With the magical world in chaos and dangerous creatures running rampant, she must risk everything to save the only family she has left. Will she ever have a love life at this rate? Pre-CH208. Slow N&L. Lucy-centric. OCs. Action. Hilarity.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 405,185 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
A Prince for Mikan by Esa MaRie reviews
AU. A Cinderella Story with a GA twist. In a world of alice-wielders, Mikan Sakura lived an ordinary life under the abuse of her step-family. But a mysterious crimson-eyed boy suddenly appeared and dragged her to a life of danger, adventure, and… love.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 174,660 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
The Hand of Friendship by Qi Okami reviews
Minato and his two students are assigned a spying and frienship mission at Hogwarts during the Triwizard Tournament while searching for the ties that link one shinobi to the wizards. However, danger lurks around every corner, and who is there to trust?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,491 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 2/17/2011
I'm sorry by PillsCureEverything reviews
After Amu rejects Ikuto, Rima has a friendly chat with him. She tries to help him get over Amu. But in the process Ikuto and Rima fall in love! And Amu realizes she loves Ikuto! What will happen? Amu x Ikuto x Rima
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
So Cold by Kurono-Angel reviews
An epidemic is spreading in Fiore, turning everyone into bloodthirsty monsters. Lucy and Natsu are on the edge of death, yet how much time do they have left together? Can they at least say their last words? Songfic! So Cold by Breaking Benjamin.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Must Be Dreaming by BbbStrwbrry reviews
"Those were all things he loved about her, but did that all amount to one big feeling of love for everything about her?" Natsu comes to some conclusions. NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Apologize by LaynaPanda reviews
Natsu goes and visit his dead lover, sorry he couldn't protect her like he always said he will. "Thank you, Lucy. I will always love you, so wait for me until my time had come." Song FanFic and death fanfic.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
How Will You Know by Sakura Yosei reviews
Lucy has had a rough time since coming back from Tenrou Island. To make matters worse, her and Natsu seem to have crossed over the line of friends. Confused and hurt, Lucy goes on a quest to clear her mind, with Natsu hot on her trail. Bad Summary R/R
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,999 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Wilno by TangeloTime reviews
Lithuania gets an ultimatum from Poland. Lithuania is upset. Drabble for Sparklife's Writer Wars.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Boobs by Madmoiselle Muse reviews
When that kid felt up Kiri and said she didn't have any, the guys got mad, but never denied the fact. Narumi has found that Kiri, in fact, has boobs. How could he not have noticed before?
Beauty Pop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kiri, Narumi
Innocent Little Accidents by NightHorrors reviews
Takes place when Narumi was supposed to watch Kiri, but I made a whole bunch of changes Be nice I'm new okay. Yosh!
Beauty Pop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Kiri, Narumi
Sucked In by TangeloTime reviews
This is a rewrite of a deleted story. Hikari, a mostly normal girl, ends up in the Narutoverse, where she runs into trouble with both Konoha and the Akatsuki, finds love, and maybe, starts discovering herself. Continued inside. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
One Summer Makes All the Difference by Underworld Angel reviews
After summer vacation with her mom in the USA, Kiri comes back to Japan, But with longer hair! Worse part, every boy in school likes her, even the S.P.!
Beauty Pop - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,054 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/29/2007
HetaOni Obsession by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
To tell you first, that this isn't a story. It's a list of how to know you are obsessed with HetaOni, an amazing fanmade Hetalia video, that has been getting more than 100,000 views on the internet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Suddenly Becomes 'Mama' by Yuuto Tamano reviews
A 12-year-old Mikan Sakura suddenly found an abandoned baby in front of her dorm room. And the next thing she knew, she is forced by Narumi-sensei to take care of it, along with a certain crimson-eyed guy! What will happen then? EPILOGUE: CHAPTER 7.5!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,131 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
A Year in the Naruto Universe by kacheep reviews
Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Near, yet far by sister-forever reviews
Natsume, I lo-" without waiting for me to continue, he planted a kiss on my lips. Slowly I closed my eyes letting my tears roll down my cheecks, wishing that time will stop...
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
MidNight Accident by KunroiBlossom reviews
Ikuto And Amu have problems and need somewhere to cool off. They meet at the park and a huge accident happens that may change both their relationships forever...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,533 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
HetaOni: Novelized by IReadFanficsOnly reviews
Inspired by Trapped Within by simba-rulz. A retelling of fanmade game HetaOni
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,043 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - N. Italy
HighSchool Problems by XbloodlyluvedX reviews
The Guardians have made it to high school. Things have been pretty calm for the pass years but what happens when a new enemy arises? AMUTO, RIMAHIKO, KUTAU, YAIRI! I suck at summaries.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,694 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Shugo Chara Aladdin by XxShugoCharaCafexX reviews
Amu: A beautiful princess who doesn't wants to get married Ikuto: A murderer who is in love with the princess. Enbryo: An egg that can grant you three wishes. Where will this three character lead to?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,257 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
running away, then being found by RionaRaina reviews
amu runs away from the life she hates and gets a life she mite love.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Final Notes Of a Star by xoxoSILxoxo reviews
And she remembers thinking how awful it was to be born a mute. But she was wrong. This was so much worse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Resolution by sister-forever reviews
How would it be like if a bunch of mysterous students comes into your class and yet, refuse to say their alice. And again, how would it be like to see your loved ones in school everyday? How would it be like to fight along side with your loved ones? Or
Crossover - Gakuen Alice & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Too Late by HoneyFlower15 reviews
Kiba's been acting weird lately and it's up to Sakura to learn why. She goes to his apartment to find out and ends up being held prisoner because Kiba says she's his mate. She'll have to think of a plan to escape quickly before it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,172 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
The Princess and the Prince by Khmerfujoshi reviews
AU:Going to an all girls school isn’t easy. Especially when you’re given the title ‘Prince’ by your classmates. Hinata finds herself dealing with girls vying for her affection and a certain roommate who isn’t at all what she thought she was. SasuxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,847 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Atrociously Delectable by Esa MaRie reviews
A woman's worth is measured by her choice of men."-Luna Koizumi. So for a girl like Mikan Sakura, whose atrocious taste had defined the lazy & completely messed up School President Natsume Hyuuga as ‘simply delectable,’should her value be equal to zero?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect Pair by mysterious-mask reviews
Naruto's back and he has a daughter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,567 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
When Wishes Come True by The Purple Dragon 1012 reviews
after naruto comes back from a couple years of training, hinata decides to tell him how she feels. the thing is that naruto is planning to marry sakura. can hinata move on and find a new love in sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,973 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto's Summoning! by chazsvp2 reviews
Naruto Harry Potter x-over! Naruto is summoned by 15yearold Harry and his friends into the girls toilets of a castle. What is this 'magic' they speak of? And how are they gonna get back? Dark times are approaching...and the adventure begins.Discontiued
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,975 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: Journal of a Proud Failure by kamitori reviews
A mysterious village, a Ninja Mafia, two villages of two Jinchuuriki, two twins, a spinner, a binder, a group, one man, a war. Linked together by one man named Uzumaki Naruto. -Undergoing Revision: chapters taken down-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Naruto U.
Konoha Academy by One Who Rides On The Wind reviews
[AU] Hinata’s been home schooled all her life and is now a newbie at high school. Will she be able to handle homework, friends and family at the same time? Reviewers' choice is decided! KakaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.
sleepover by Logophobia reviews
new and improved after Hiashi discovers that Hinata and Naruto are more than just friends, Hiashi sets out to stop their relationship from progressing any further. Naruhina no sex! possible character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Naruto Uzumaki And The School of Magic by Cracked Moon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU and are assigned a new mission ...Get ready for cliche goodness!... To guard the school of Witchcraft and wizardry: Hogwarts, and especially a certain Potter boy... SLASH! SasuNaru HPDM!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Randomness that is Naruto by MacarenaNeji reviews
Just a random story about the lives of team 7 and their teacher, including an Akatsuki Musical! Tell me what you think!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Naruto Rampage by The Sakura Alchemist reviews
Naruto and the gang go into the t.v. world and kill almost everyone in their path. From Bear in the big blue house to adult swim. WARNING!CONTAINS BLOOD AND GORE!No flamers please for im doing this for ur sake lol jk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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Arethis: Dragonborn Unknown reviews
She awoke knowing nothing of her own past or of Skyrim. She only knew that was Dovahkiin and that she was Skyrim's only hope. With a fascination with blades, an ability to see into the very souls of people through their eyes, and a vague message from a voice in her head, she must learn why she's there and what she must do to fulfill her destiny. She is Arethis. She is Dovahkiin.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Ralof, Ulfric Stormcloak
Listen to the Dragons reviews
Meet Ayelin Blue, 17, who lives in a non-magical world. She is called upon by the dragons for a mission in Earth Land only she can complete with her magic, but she must keep her identity a secret. Pre-time skip. Possible romance. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012
Pawns of Fate reviews
Naruto, Kaori, and the gang have a mission. They must protect Harry Potter. The Akatsuki also has a mission. But maybe it's not what everyone thinks it is...and maybe they're both in for the surprise of their lives. Includes several OCs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007
Letters From Home reviews
Naruto must leave the village, and Sakura is devastated. They start a chain of letters between themselves and their friends to keep in touch. But they don't know that one letter can change the fate of their village and themselves. NaruxSaku. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
UNKNOWN reviews
When Italy finds himself all alone, his friends dead, he discovers that there's more to the monster than meets the eye. And now, they will work together to answer the monster's one burning question: "Who am I?" Based on the fan-made RPG "HetaOni". R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2011 - N. Italy
In Her Eyes
Riko, a manga fanatic from our world, is dragged to the naruto world by Itachi who then randomly appears/disappears just to torture her it seems. What secrets are Itachi hiding about the past Riko can't remember? And why is he always hanging around her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Published: 6/17/2010
The Whole Story reviews
There's a prophecy that states that, every 1000 years, a great war will occur. The last one is happening soon. Only the Kiu Shinobi - Kaori Kiuno - can save them. This is her story, starting with the Kyuubi attack all the way through the last Great War.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
Craziness in the Hidden Leaf Village reviews
A bunch of idiots acting like, well, idiots. Lots of RANDOMNESS and CRAZINESS and OOCNESS! I haven't updated in a while, but I will soon. I swear! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006
The Time of My Life reviews
Naruto's dream has finally come true, and he's living life to the max. Song: "The Time of My Life" by David Cook
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Nothing But Random reviews
Just a random story about whatever I feel like writing about. Like Hinata hitting her father Hiashi, Neji IMing with Tenten, and Hiashi running away with the spoon. Of course, that's just the first chapter......... R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007
The Real Deal reviews
Sure you THINK they're this or that. But what are they REALLY like? When nobody's watching, thing's get a little crazy.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007
Keep Holding On reviews
Sakura and Sasuke meet on a park bench. SasuSaku songfic. I suck at summaries, so please read. Song: Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Needs Me reviews
Naruto killed Sasuke and everyone hates him for it. Sakura realizes that he needs her and she'll do anything to help him live through this rough time. Takes place when Naruto comes back from his long training session with Jiraiya. NaruSaku. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2007
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