Poll: Would you rather read a story where Artemis is a vampire or a story where Holly is a lesbian? (I'm leaving this open, but too bad to most people. I've already chosen one. :P) Vote Now!
Author has written 9 stories for Inuyasha, and Artemis Fowl.
This is Dione's hairstyle in I'll say hey, you'll say.
OMG! BB! -cracks up-
-manages to grin though laughter- I made it to the end! -grin widens- SWEETNESS! SWEETNESS IS MINE!
One of my personal sayings is this: Everyone's weird in their own weird way.
According to those quizzes that are all over this site I am/have (a):
Fullblood Vampire-I already knew that though. Why else would I hate the sun and stay up all night?
The following is no longer true. I'm now obsessed with anything and everything Artemis Fowl. Mainly Artemis and Holly finally getting together. If you don't believe me then just ask Kit. She'll tell you. The following was true at one point though.
Fullmetal Alchemist. Royai is basically my life right now. That and Anko and Orochimaru, but those stories are barly updated so I can't read as many or as often. Sucks really. I have a bunch of story ideas but I'm too lazy to write them and post them. Stupid of me really. Eventually I'll get them typed or written.
(I'll leave this here even though it really doesn't matter anymore. I'm too lazy to get rid of it and then rewrite something else)
I LOVE Inu-Yasha! It's my favorite. It annoys me thought that they take so long to get the books out. In Japan book 49 (as far as I know anyway) is already out. Here we're only on volume 33! And now the anime has offically gone past the point in the manga so I have no clue what is or isn't in the books. The good thing is that the ending theme song is Come (not anymore) and it's tied w/ Deep Forest as my favorite.
The manga(m)/anime(a) I like are as follows:
As thoses that I have reviewed for know, I tend to put a smily face at the end of the review. I have a grading system that I use. I would show it to you but the stupid thing won't let me. I'll try and tell you what keys they are.
none-I'm still deciding on if I like it or I don't really like it.
-_- I don't really use this one. It means that it's okay but I don't know how much I really like the story.
shift 6, shift 6-This is the most common. It means that I like the story/chapter a lot and really want to know what happens next. It's a good sign.
shift 6_~ -This is the highest rating. It means that I REALLY LOVE the story/chapter and that I REALLY want to know what happens next. I have read over I'd say 350, maybe 400 stories and written 2 (they both suck in my opnion though) so I know what I'm talking about when I say that the story is good.
Name: Alexa-as some of my authors-that's what I call them so deal w/ it- may already know.
Age: I'm not even going there. It's none of your business. Maybe I'll tell you later. For now, lets just say that I'm old enough to be reading M rated stories.
Birthday: May 29th
Eyes: Green-sometimes blue, grey-blue, or hazel.
Hair: Shoulder length, dyed mahagony red.
Weight: Not sure really. I don't exactly want to know, but then what girl does. Even if I did I wouldn't tell you.
Height: Over 5 feet.
Pairings I like:
Inu/Kag-I like this pretty much anytime.
Ban/Kag-Ban is just so cute! I can't help but like them together!
Sess/Kag-Again. I like this pretty much anytime. I'm starting to like it better than Inu/Kag.
Sess/Rin-Only really like it when she's older.
Mir/San-There are a FEW Miro/Kags that I can deal w/ but other than that I don't like them w/ anybody else. Sango, I can't stand when it's not w/ Miroku. It just doesn't seem right.
Hiei/Kag-I'm totally in love w/ this pairing. They just fit together so well in my mind. I've only been able to find a couple stories w/ this pairing but I love them.
Kag/Itachi-I don't know why and I've never auctually read this pairing, but they just seem good together. I think it stemed from a story that was completely revamped and now totally sucks. The guy's sister took over the story and totally ruined it. Completly new story just w/ the same title.
Anko/Orochimaru-For a while I was totally obsessed w/ this pair and then I moved onto another and now I'm on yet another pairing. Now I'm back to being on all pairings. No real specific one right now.
Sakura/Sasuke-I just like Sasuke. Right now he's being a total moron and I want to beat the crap out of him though. I guess I just like them together. No real reason why though.
Sakura/Itachi-I just like Itachi even though he's totally evil, it doesn't make him any less hot. And if you think that he can't be hot just b/c he's not real then you really shouldn't even bother being on this site. That's my opinion anyway. I just like them together. Yet another pairing where I'm not sure why I like it.
Hinita/Neji-Do not diss this pairing. I don't care if it's insest. It's awsome. I originally just checked this out to see how many stories w/ this pairing there were and then I was going to go to Naruto/Hinata but I got caught up in "Neji and Hinata: Byakugan Babies Galore!" as Roque Daffodil puts it. She's right though. It does have a nice ring to it. Okay, must finish this later.
My favorite character (of the non-adults) is defenitly Neji though. He's just so cute! Especially w/ his hair down. My favorite adult charater is Anko, all the way.
Riza/Roy-This is the formentioned pairing that I moved onto and got totally obsessed w/. I seriously doubt that the obsession will ever fade. I moved onto a different pairing and now I'm back on this one. If someone can tell me why Royai day is 6/11 then please do.
Ed/Winry-I just think their so cute together. And you can tell that they care about each other even if in the true story it's not this kind of caring.
Ed/Envy-I just think this is funny. I crack up almost everytime I read a story w/ them together. I can't remember the story right now but I love it when Envy calls Ed Chibi-chan. It's just so cute!
Envy/OC-The one person I like w/ OC. I've become obsessed w/ him so that's the main reason why.
Vegeta/Bulma-I was watching DBZ one day and realized that I was going to check out this pairing on FF and never did so I went and looked at it. It never ceases to amaze me how they fell in love and had 2 kids who, by the way, are both named after undergarments. Trunks and Bra. Kinda wierd auctually.
Sam/Danny-Danny, Dan whatever. Same person to me but appently different according to the character choosing thing that they have for some of the shows. I love this show but I mainly stick to anime stories.
Ginny/Draco-What can I say? I love the bad boy-good girl pairings. I just totally think they fit for some reason.
Ren Tsuraga/Kyoko Mogami-They just belong together. There's no way to deny it.
Reino/Kyoko-There really aren't many of these, but I just like them for some reason. Not sure why. They don't belong together at all. I just like Reino. He's cute and semi-creepy. Not to mention he can see into peoples pasts and can tell what their feeling. That's just cool. Plus he's cute. But I already said that.
Tony/Ziva-Love, Love, LOVE them together. Like Ren and Kyoko they just fit. It's perfect.
Abby/McGee-I love Abby and the only one she belongs with is McGee. That and they dated in the auctual show and I like to pretend that they never broke up.
Gibbs/Kate-I don't know how the HELL I started to like this one. I just tried looking to see how many Kibbs stories there were and I tried reading some and I loved them. Ah, now I remember how I got into them. At the end of My Other Left Foot, Gibbs says that Kate's tattoo isn't a rose insanuating that he knew what and where her tattoo was and I just had to look it up and ended up loving it.
Artemis/Holly- -staring- If you try and break them up I will break you. I don't care that she's an elf and he's human or that she's a cop and he's a criminal-he's getting better or that she's old enough to be his grandmother. If you have problems w/ any of this then I suggest you go read "Reasons Why Hartemis Should Never Be Together" by: The Creatress. It will explain everything. EVERYTHING I TELL YOU! EVERYTHING!
Opal/Mulch-Don't blame me. I didn't come up w/ it. It was all AgiVega. She's the one who came up w/ it. Not me.
Grub/Vinyaya-Kitsune Heart. Her idea. Not mine. Go read her Coffee story if you don't belive me. It's a really good story. Well, all her stories are really good so I don't really know how much that's saying. Anyway, just...read it okay. Read all of them. The AF ones at least. And make sure you read them in order! They're addictive. In the immortal words of Abby, "They're more addictive than pistatios." -staring- That's basically what she said anyway. On the pairing, I just took the idea and went w/ it. Personally though, my favorite part of that story is Trouble's comment about how Holly likes her coffee. Heh heh heh. AH is just such a cute pairing.
Holly/Chix-Just for the sheer stupidity of it. It's a completely impossible and totally insane pairing and doens't truly threaten AH AT ALL. Which is the only reason I accept it. -wrinkles nose- Come to think of it, I've got no clue where the hell the idea for HC came from anyway. -shrugs- Oh well. I don't know how long my acceptance of this will last, but right now the mear idea of it has me giggling, cracking up, and rocking back in forth in my seat laughing. Just b/c it's so stupid/funny/out there/improbable/impossible/ridiculous/ect. ect.
Pairings I don't mind...most of the time:
Nar/Kag-I really only have 2 authors that I can name off the top of my head that I read this pairing for.
Rin/Ship-The only time I ever really read this is when their a sub-pair.
Rin/Kohaku-Again, only really read it as a sub-pair. I don't look for it.
Sess/Kagu-I never look for this. It's always a sub-pair.
Sess/Inu-There is only ONE story (that I can think of anyway) that I like w/ this pair. Promise of a Prince/2 by: Gabby Night. She doesn't update often but they're still really good stories.
Inu/Kik-I ONLY LIKE THIS AS A SUB-PAIRING! I REFUSE TO READ THIS AS A MAIN PAIRING!
Hinita/Garra-It's okay. I don't normally look for it but it's not bad.
Holly/Trouble-I'll admit, there are some good stories of them together. But still, when it comes down to it, I'm an AHer all the way.
I don't know where most of the quotes that I have came from. Most of them came from fics. here on FF. So if you see one and you think that it's in one of your stories or on your profile then tell me and I'll check it out and if it's true-not that anyone's a liar-I'll give credit to the story and author. If you don't want your quote here then tell me and I'll get rid of it for you. If you want to copy them I really don't care. JUST DON'T CLAIM THEM AS YOUR OWN! -staring- Unless of coarse they are yours. Then by all means, feel free too!
"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn."
"If you can count your money then you don't have a billon dollars."
"Whoever said 'may the best man win'...never asked a girl to play."
Information is not knowledge;
"We are in a wilderness without a single footstep to guide us."
"Never doubt a woman, for she will always prove you wrong Sesshomaru, always remember that."
"They get along so well" -walking in the park, Sarah pushing Shannon-
Hearts will never be practicle until their made unbreakable.
"Some days it seems I only open my mouth to change feet."
I think we met in a past life, and I was a witch then too!
"Even in the darkest of nights, the stars still shine."
F: It’s in.
UM: It’s in.
F: It’s in!
UM: Yee haw!
F: Yay Matty! Move out of the way John, I’m getting porn.
F and UF: –laughing-
UF: This in on his birthday card!
UM: –incoherent yelling-
F: Wah, he’s about to pass out! Yeah, he’s passing out!
All: –more laughing-
This is stuff that I've seen on others profiles. I've just never did what it said and put it on mine before. Although I don't think that I've ever run into a tree before. -srugs- Oh well. Doesn't really matter now does it?
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them.
I hvae been tlod taht as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltrets of lnegor wrdos are in the rgiht oedrr, the biran wlil be albe to fnid out waht tehy wree borefe you mexid tehm up!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Ru-Doragon
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.
If you have done so much stupid stuff that you just go by Bella, or you're just a plain clutz, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!).
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
THIS IS SO TRUE:
Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"
Again. I don't know anyone under a curse so I couldn't have wanted to yell that. But I still think the poem is true. It also makes me happy when I read it.
GIRL POWER! GIRLS WILL ONE DAY RULE ALL THE EARTH ALONG W/ THE HONORABLE BUNNY GOD AS HIS DEVOTED SERVENTS!
THIS IS THE BUNNY GOD!
Copy him and put him on your bio/hompage/desktop to help him complete world domination.
Or you can just leave him there and face the Butterflies of ultimate DOOM without the aid of the bunnies!
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My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
I love this poem. It's so sad though. The worst part of it is that stuff like this really does happen. I hate that.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
I do have a couple of friends that are lesbians, bi, and gay though. It really isn't something that bothers me at all and it makes me sad to think that there are people out there that will judge a person just on what sex they prefer. It's pitiful in my mind.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
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