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Joined 10-06-01, id: 118086, Profile Updated: 11-13-14
Author has written 6 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, South Park, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

I've been around, I've disappeared, and every once in a while I come back and try this again, but I never stop writing.

I'm 24, I have a Bachelor's in English from a pretty careless college, and I've been reading and writing fanfiction for over fourteen years. I was born and raised New Jersey, lived in New York City while I was in college, and am currently living in Los Angeles with my girlfriend who I met online in the Broadway fandom six years ago. We've been dating for five years; long distance for three, and living together for two. I'm in a closed poly trio with my girlfriend of five years and my boyfriend of one year. We have three beautiful dogs and we all write South Park fanfiction.

My current work is Insolence, written with my girlfriend and posted on her account at Takethe Blanket.

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Pink Lemonade by Love Me Some Walking reviews
The good thing about this cast is I can still hold a knife.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
The Conformity Conspiracy by shrunkpunk reviews
Tired of Ethan acting like he's more goth than the rest of them, Henrietta and Dylan form a plan get him to commit the ultimate goth sin: falling in love.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,838 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
In the Inconclusive Future by Takethe Blanket reviews
Dean visits Sam after some time away.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
A New Direction by Chachki reviews
Taking place after the "Silly Love Songs" episode, David Karofsky starts to struggle with his sexuality, Kurt struggles with his new school, and New Directions struggles with the idea of Regionals coming up. RATED M for possible KURTOFSKY scenes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,987 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Slight Imperfections by LucyToo reviews
Based on a kinkmeme request: Kurt is small everywhere, especially in one particular area. Dave is big everywhere. Kurt is too embarrassed to let Dave see him and almost drives him away, but Dave manages to show Kurt he has nothing to be embarrased about.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Well by Takethe Blanket reviews
RATED MATURE. Chapter fic - After seventeen years in South Park, Colorado, the boys are starting to feel a little lost. It's the beginning of Junior year, and Kyle is forced to help a bedridden Cartman catch up on his school work. Slash, several pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Comfortable Denial by Sandman Zane reviews
Worrying only brought you down and it was tradition for Randy Marsh to be on top.' Oneshot. Slash. RandyGerald.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/19/2006
Colour by SpamLord reviews
Eric deems himself unworthy of the one he loves. My fic for Timmy. Slash! ERIC x KYLE SLASH FLUFFY MUSH A CUSS WORD ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Return To The Slopes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
When the group returns to the SSX circut after Tricky, they're in for a few surprises. Supernatural forces, angry white men, and a Swede who wants one rider all to himself. [Slash & Het, PsymonOC, ViggoMac?] [Hiatus.]
SSX Tricky - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,448 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 10/29/2003
Some Kind of Crazy Love Potion! by flying metal child reviews
Prof. Membrane thought he created a pesticide, but when it was tested over the city, the effects were not what anyone expected...especially Dib and Zim, who find themselves in a steamy situation!Chapter 13 reposted due to stupid yuck up :D
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,445 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Complete
Who is? by Fletset reviews
Kyle reflects on the long way he and Stan went through from being just friends, to being... something else. Somewhat slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Duo by HarleyD reviews
How Warren got Andrew to see the power of a Duo. SLASH. (previously posted under another name)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
The Workaholic by Zarla reviews
In an alternate universe, Vincent has just entered college. Once there, he makes friends, studies, and tries to make it through college without his head exploding. Cameos from FFIV/II through IX. Eventual Cid x Vincent shounen-ai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,575 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 12/10/2001
Deep Snow by yukuro reviews
Inui sets up mistletoe in the clubroom for the holidays, trapping the most unusual pairs underneath. Fuji drags Tezuka into helping him play matchmaker for the Golden Pair! But it seems they have their own issues to work out as well... [TxF], [OxE], [MxR]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,932 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
Love Zone by anek reviews
There is only so much unresolved sexual tension one can endure... and Fuji enjoys reminding Tezuka of that fact... Tezuka x Fuji YAOI complete
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,046 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Complete
Let The Snow Speak by aQuatix reviews
It's December 23rd and something is in Momo's head. MxE plus a little TxF
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Momoshiro T., E. Ryoma - Complete
Eat Me by strangertrack reviews
Eiji wants Oishi to eat him. Momoshiro doesn't want to be eaten. Neither does Ryoma. Weird summary for a weird ficlet. Apparently people find this (stupidly) funny and (surprisingly) cute. Give it a try?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Kikumaru E., Momoshiro T., Oishi S., E. Ryoma - Complete
I Love Brendon Small by swisscolonybeeflog reviews
Home Movies Slash
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2003
Breath by Cheryl-chan reviews
chapter 13 and epilogue: COMPLETE SHOUNEN AI SasuNaru sequal to Like an Angel Sasuke doesn't seem to act normally, and Naruto is confused as strange things begin to happen that both pulls himself to and pushes him away from the other boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,354 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
Fubuki no Kaen by xan-vallen reviews
Marth, the exiled heir to the throne of Altea, and Roy, a teenage ex-general, are banished and forced into slavery by the power-hungry Gaimen. How can the two young men survive when their personalities clash?{yaoi, angst, blood, slavery} -completed-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,155 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Complete
Forbidden Lover by Flowery reviews
forbidden relationship: teacher/student. they've shared happiness and sorrow together, and didn't even care about their status. will they be happy? *shounen-ai* T/F, O/E, and all yaoi pairings. *COMPLETED*
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,703 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Complete
Door by Morien Alexander reviews
[Complete] Kakashi and Iruka take Naruto and Sasuke to a festival. mild shounenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ryoma and Momo's Big Big Closet Adventure by Le Penguin reviews
After a prank goes awry, Momoshiro and Ryoma find themselves locked inside a broom closet. MomoxRyo.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Momoshiro T., E. Ryoma - Complete
Playing the Matchmaker by Blue Midnight reviews
When Courtney finds out her brother has a crush on Carl Foutley, she'll do anything to get them together, whether they like it or not! Finished!
As Told By Ginger - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 6/14/2002
How the Grinch Trolled Fanfictionnet by Ellcrys reviews
All the fans on liked fanfics a lot but the Grinch, who lurked websites and MLs, did not.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
Mr. Storyteller by Silvia Kundera reviews
Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood. Marcus sits down and plays his hand again and again. And it's fairly obvious how much I love them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/19/2002
It All Started With A Valentine... by Eclectify reviews
*SLASH* H/D. Was "My Cheesy Greeting Card Valentine. Valentine's day at Hogwart's brings more than just cheesy valentine. *Complete finally!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,406 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/17/2002 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Growing in a Glass Jar by Catalyst and Goggled Monkey reviews
Sequel to 'Never Outline My Acceptence'. Can a misunderstanding destroy Cody and TK's relationship and prevent Ken and Davis from getting together? Takori and Kensuke with slight Mikari hints.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2001 - Ken I., Daisuke M./Davis
Shin Seiki Beauty by JeMx reviews
[Slight Yaoi - m/m warning Shigeru x Makoto] The EVA cast is forced to do a horrendously murdered take of 'Sleeping Beauty', with some strange casting. Pure humour. Some yaoi implied, only in the last few parts. Most EVA characters are present, except for
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2001
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Another Conversation reviews
Jean and Armin spend so much time talking to each other that the weight of their words starts to change. Jean/Armin.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Armin A. - Complete
Merged reviews
South Park kids are merged into a high school in a society that does not understand them. Contains some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Unforgivable reviews
Cartman/Kyle. Eric does not fully understand him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Loves Me Not reviews
Stan/Kenny, Stan/Wendy. It seems like a simple choice, one or the other, but to Stan, it is anything but simple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Shooting Stars and Satellites reviews
Eric Cartman wonders if he'll ever find change. Slash EK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Without Someone Else reviews
slash. fordarthur. takes place during Hitchikers. 200word drabble in which arthur thinks about being alone and ford makes him feel better.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete