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Joined 12-12-06, id: 1180924
Author has written 6 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Pendragon, and Inheritance Cycle.

A LITTLE ABOUT ME ;:

Yerr, ℓєммє see; My names ѕнαуу/double y. I l.o.v.e. READING WRITING. I dont care if you make fun of me or anything because Im honest. Im infact вяυтαℓℓу honest. I give alot of attitude. & from what Ive heard, im not like other girls.
Im pretty ωєιя∂ but arent we all? Once you get to know me, you love me -3.

I love fantasizing about my future н υ ѕ в α и ∂ ѕ ∂αяяєи ѕнαи & Bobby Pen.dragon . I adore both of them -3 but still, Draco has my heart.
My f.u.t.u.r.e wedding song is; "ιѕ ιт мє σя ∂ι∂ ωє αgяєє тσ ℓσνє?" Turn Around by Samantha Jade.

Favourite Movies :

Eragon Lmfao Lissa & Krisitne, Stop Laughing @ Me!
Harry Potter Draco Malfoy Is Totally Hot!
The Messengers
The Convenant The Blonde Guy Is Hot Too
Hannibal : Rising Guys Totally Hot & Mysterious :D
Transformers.
The Sandlot : 1 & 2 -3
300 H.o.t guys

Favourite Authors :

Darren Shan
D.J MacHale
J.K Rowling
Christopher Paolini

Thigns I Usually Say Or Find Funny :

'Rawr!'
'Youre Gonna Eat A Muffin...& LIKE IT!'
'Do I Look Like Im Joking?'
'Deck'
'Betch'
'WHOPPER...WHOOPER NO ONIONS'
'Whore'
'Hot Sauce...All Over My Body...-Whispers-'
'Chicken Tenders'
'What the fack?'
"ιѕ ιт мє σя ∂ι∂ ωє αgяєє тσ ℓσνє?"
"You want your Pikachu Back, well tough, you better buy a battery & paint it yellow@"
"RANDOM KID ;Whats your rabbit digging for? Carrots -doesnt let me answer- Does he bite?
ME ; No he only bites retards, but dont worry, youll have no problem there -smiles-"

& Finally :

Well, Some people say Im pretty nice. But if you tick me off or even do the wrong thing, trust me, you wont like me in a snap. Most people already do. Besides that, Im really fun & Funny when I want to be.

DESCRIPTION ;:

Starting from age 13, I started writing all these crazy stories, which everyone thought were good, but I never had enough encouragement to continue them until I started this one story about vampires. I had read the Darren Shan Saga & had automatically become hooked. Now im hooked on writing stories about my all time favourite made up & TOTALLY OWNED character Shayy. Basically, shes this also bubbly little girl who just seems to alwys give some sort of attitude to get her way.

I love when people review, & im sure everyone does. So Review if you wish for me to continue! 3 ; I almost usually write ahead at least two chapters and then have reviews, that way theres always something to look forward too. Always read my authors notes because they may be important ;). Send me message if you would like me too give you a little peek of anything.. Hope you enjoy my stories. Aurevoir!

& Shayy ;

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Death in our Midist by CirqueDuFreakFan reviews
If you like Arra and Mr. Crepsley and think that they make the greatest couple, then this story is for you. Vanez is killed, Arra grieving, heads for the one vampire who killed him, Kurda. Rated teen for potantial suicide attempt and other stuffs.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Arra Sails, Mr. Crepsley
Scales Of Our Time by Remember The Darkness reviews
ch21 So Far: She has found her name, her dragon, and her past, but will she be able to insure Alagasia's future as she teams up with the enemy?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,905 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
Wolf's Assistant by VampyrePrincess13 reviews
Darren Shan may be a vampire, but Ella is no vampire, she is a werewolf. A dangerous tournament has been risen once again at the Cirque Du Freak. Ella has to face dangerous obstacles to arrive at the destination. Will she survive? Read on to find out!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,495 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007
Zack's trip by fanficluvver reviews
Zack is transported to Ellesmera and does not know how to get back home. What will he find in Ellesmera. But more importantly.. What will he BECOME?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007
Ways to make Arya Homicidal by NekoVampireNinja reviews
Wanna annoy our favourite elf? Find out how here! Please note: We do not give insurance for any bodily harm or if you end up screwed in a ball in a dung heap. Eragon now has his own section of the Fic, how to make Eragon Homicidal!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007
Cat, Dragon and High School Dropouts by Satanic Wishes reviews
Guess who dropped out of high school? What happens when we give them a ship named the Black Pearl, a Dragon named Saphira, and a cat named Solembum, and send them to a special school? Let's find out...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
Vampire Mountain: Book 4 by Raaiku reviews
Six years after their last journey into the unknown, Darren, Ariel, and Mr. Crepsley start their dangerous trek to the heart of the vampire world, but the path is full of blood and the vampaneze have been there before them, but for what purpose?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Taize by Sirusi reviews
Taize has been a slave in Galbatorix's palace for most of her life. Somehow she escapes, only to realize that the fate of the last dragon egg in all of Alagaesia rests in her hands... T for language - I do love my swearing.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Good Morning World! by ErikandChristine reviews
SD and Voldemort are invited to a talk show, Good Morning World. HP and PD mixed, how crazy can it get? Find out...
Pendragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
Kids Again by BookWyrrm reviews
After a magic mishap, Murtagh accidently turns Eragon into a kid! Now he has to babysit his younger brother while finding a cure. R&R please! [Completed! Mild cursing.]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Tunnels of Blood: CDF Book 3 by Raaiku reviews
Ariel and Darren must leave the Cirque behind, and visit the city of Mr. Crepsley's birth, so that he can take care of some.. personal matters. There, Ariel and Darren encounter murder, romance, and heartache.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Random Things Life Throws At Us by Scorp890 reviews
This is what the title says. The characters will do random things in almostevery day life. Please give some ideas to write about. It will make the story more interesting. Please R&R
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Avada KaWhat? by Dementally-Demented-Dementor reviews
Bobby was planning to go visit Loor. Instead of landing In Zaada he finds himself in London. Now knowing that he is going to be attending Hogwarts, and not only that fighting Voldemort along side Harry, Ron,and Hermione.3rd chapter is here! R&R
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007
Daughter of Light by Lady Cerulean reviews
Essora grew up right alongside Eragon and was mentored by Brom since a young age. She goes on Ergons quest with him to avenge a wrongful death. Someone is looking for her and will not rest until she is found. Who is this mystery person?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,235 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006
Guns of death by Topsy Crets reviews
Priavte Masters is in a war but he needs to decide if he is a coward or not.
Fearless - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Werewolves: The wolf and the circus by Dark Heart Demon reviews
AU: In this world werewolves live side by side with vampires and vampaneze. They have been there servents for as long as they have exsisted. Now a young girl Alice joins there ranks. Wich side will she choose?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
Time Has Told by Fierce Kitten reviews
Time will tell, well, time has told. If you want to know what time says read this. It's place after the war with Saint Dane has been won, and Bobby is thinking about what Loor said on Zadaa befor he left. Better than it sounds! Read & Review! [LoorxBobby]
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Of Random People and Even More Random Adventures by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews
Just what the title says. Please R&R
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007
Smoke&Apples by missmurder83 reviews
A MurtaghOC oneshot I wrote in science. Murtagh reminisces about Ranaya. I hope it dosen't suck. I own not Murtagh or other factors of the Inheritance Trilogy.Rated for saftey.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
The Darkened Mirror 1: The Secret of the Supreme by mmm122 reviews
When Bobby is trapped on a mysterious territory called Phoenix, he goes on an adventure that includes time travel, safer flumes, two traitors, and a truly special mirror... Please R&R!
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Trapped by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
a story about spader and gunny on eelong!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Ways to Annoy Eragon! by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ever wish you could annoy the worlds hottest Dragon Rder? Well, then click here and review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
unknown title by BlackWolf89-66 reviews
this story is go to go slow. but it will come together, the first part is some what boring but bear with me. its about a girl who is abused by her father who is a drug dealer and while at a foster home she runs away and joins the cirque du freak and meets
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
Shadows Rising by Lady Lestat reviews
Contains spoilers for book 12. What if the rise of the Lord of the Shadows couldn't be avoided?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2004
Darren Shan: The Wacko's World by Sheriff of Nottingham reviews
Some funny stuff that hasn't anything to do with book 12.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Complete
Nothing Compares by Inyx reviews
Huge spoilers book nine. Darren copes. Alcohol helps. Angst follows.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2004
Mirror of Life by Phoenix147 reviews
Two young girls journey through the Darren Shan world, but a suprise takes them to another book world. ((harry potter crossover))
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004
Darkness Behind the Lord by Kaiji and Roo reviews
Steve is madly in love with the only female vampaneze. Evanna has a daughter who she never told anyone about. What happens when Steve sends his love to kidnap Evanna, only to find that Evanna has already left with Darren?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2004
Snake Eyes by Trowa no Miko reviews
Evra's outlook on life. Basically The Saga of Evra Von.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
Dead Soul Army by Katie Darren reviews
Hi This Is My First Book On Fan Fiction - I Am A Bit Nervous About How People Will Review It - So Please Be Kind!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2004
Deadly affection by Ahlam reviews
The hunt for the lord of the vampeneze has begun but their new Princess of vampires is deadly but little do they know even Larten is deceived. one-shot R&R plz
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
The Hidden Child by RiRiana reviews
Moves on from Book six. A Mystirious Vampire shows up, unanounced looking for Arra Sails. Could she be a link to Arra's past? And what will happen between her, Mr. Crepsly, and our favorite half-vampire, Darren? CHAPTER 4 UP!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004
Love of the Scars by AngELiCLiE reviews
Eve is a new half-vampire that comes to Vampire Mountain. The more Darren associates with her, the more he begins to fall in love with her. Will the love of these creatures of the night be able to withstand the murderous attacks of the vampaneze?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
Change My World by Shinigami Liliz Black reviews
Darren is a vampire prince. He suddenly finds himself into the charge of a fifteen year old girl but little does he knows the girl is more than a human…
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004
Laugh as we go:: Cirque by a freak by chinchilla-in-a-bowl reviews
Parody part of the first book. (so far)Read, enjoy, review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
Beneath the Dark Sky by Vampiress Shars reviews
Inspired by th Darren Shan saga (only the best books in the world.) About a young girl who becomes a vampiress, leaving the whole world she used to know behind, and trying to fend for herself. Please CC!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2004
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ѕнαуу : Darren x ѕнαуу : LOVE LIKE ℓαcє reviews
The first thing as you arrive at Cιяqυє Du Freak wouldnt be having to get on Darren Shans good side. A Child Magician runs away from a school which is supposed to help her. The person who finds her, isnt иєcєѕѕαяιℓу trying help her. єитєя cσмρєтιтσи
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,093 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
22 ωαуš тσ αииσу єяαğσи : reviews
Find yourself Poking fun at all the little things Characters do? Not the only one! Some of the things Id probably do if I was ever so bored to have to stick a rusty fork in my eye. How to Annoy Characters From Eragon. Some Side Effects may Occur.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
яαи∂σм נυмвℓєѕ : How to αииσу cнαяαcтєяѕ reviews
Go Get a Happy Meal Toy & Sit Back And Read up On how to Annoy Our Faithful Characters From Darren Shan. Dont Hold Me On This, But I had This In My head For Awhile Now.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2007
яєѕιѕтιиg Temptation : єяαgσи x Other Charater reviews
єяαgσи has taken up the days of a young Girl Named Shayy. She adores him, she cant Accept the fact that he isnt real. Wish upon a star and one day she finally gest to meet up with Eragon, but at what cost?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007
ωнєηѕ α тαℓєѕ Come αкησcкιη' : Crossover Fiction reviews
A Mysterious package is left at the characters doorsteps. It contains instructions that a crazed fanfic writer has taken over their life and turned them all into Mary Sues. One this is for sure though, they get to control the outcome. Things Play out.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
ѕнαуу : Pendragon x ѕнαуу reviews
ѕнαуу is late for her new job at Lifelight, on the way to the subway, a boy bumps into her, she finds this rude. When she gets to the office she realizes that she will have to be working along side him if she wanted her bosses blessings.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007