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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
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Different Roads by AnnieD68 reviews
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Enlightening Nuances by archangelraphaelsdaughter reviews
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Angel In Darkness by SpiritRose3496 reviews
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Fate by wbss21 reviews
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Brave by chappysmom reviews
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Inverted Perceptions by archangelraphaelsdaughter reviews
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Secret Comforts by kairismatic reviews
He never shows hurt. He's always calm. But Chucky knows this can't be true. There has to be something Andy is hiding. ChuckyxAndy. Rated for language.
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Thoughts From a Fork on a Spoon by koi no yokan reviews
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Love, Life and Gummy Brains by koi no yokan reviews
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A Spork in the Road by koi no yokan reviews
Bruce hasn't done any government work with gamma radiation since he turned down General Ross years ago, but when he's called in on the Tesseract Project, he finds himself juggling a bipolar god, a surrogate family that consists mainly of cold-blooded assassins, and a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who's certifiably sexy. With friends like these... (NonHulk!Bruce/Tony AU)
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What you mean to me by immature-girl reviews
When John gets sick, Sherlock promises to nurse him back to health. But what happens when Sherlock gets a case from Lestrade and leaves John on his own? Will he be able to convince him how important he really is to him? Johnlock, established relationship. Fluffy hurt/comfort.
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Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
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Enough by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
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Regeneration by Lintilla reviews
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Come To Morning by sunnryder reviews
LOTR Fusion. John Watson was a Shire Hobbit, born and bred, and he was terrible at it. Until Sherlock. Now he's running around Middle Earth trying to stop a killer, and avoid Mycroft's schemes, while pretending he wasn't half mad in love with the Elf.
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Lists by Sidney Sussex reviews
TRIGGER WARNING for suicidal ideation. Lestrade makes lists of reasons to live. John helps.
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Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
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Gatsby Lives by Painfuljoy reviews
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A Nights Musing by Gecco reviews
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