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Joined 12-14-06, id: 1181638
Author has written 9 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, SpongeBob SquarePants, Simpsons, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

HOLY COW.

I haven't been to this place in ages.
Well I think now would be a good time to say I'm thinking of using this place again. I lost interest in this place recently, but, in need of something to do, I suppose I'll start using it again.
Dunno when, I might start brainstorming and writing tomorrow, not sure. =/
Though, one thing is sure, I WILL NOT FINISH MILHOUSE GETS A STEP-FATHER.
Sorry.

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The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The Ugly Barnacle by fanficismything reviews
Silly storys told by Patrick, who is being told them through me and my reviewers!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Not Chop, Slap by Band8PGeek reviews
“Slap, karate chop, what's the difference? Some kids still make out with a pillow.” Random little dialogueorientated but lengthy oneshots. Crack pairings inside. Dedicated to tootierulez.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
Bart Simpson: Attorney at Law by Quick-n-Popular reviews
Seventeen years in the future Bart simpson, now a successful Attorney in East Springfield. He has everything, and is happy. That is going to be challenged when some women reenter his life.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,216 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Bart S. - Complete
History by Band8PGeek
[The Sooty Show] If history says it, we go along with it. But what about what history doesn’t tell us? Oneshot. SlAsh.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Some Like It Hot Wings by moonyprof reviews
How did Butters Stotch find himself on his way back to Raisins? Dressed as Marjorine? With Cartman? And what if Lexus recognizes him? Originally written for a challenge on FOSFF. net. Not slashy, just very, very campy. Warning is only for the language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Patrick Watches TV by iamacoolguy reviews
A short and kind of stupid fanfic. So stupid it should make you laugh. The title says all Patrick watches T.V.!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
100 Ways How To Kill A Tyrranoid by Darkening Light reviews
Total Randomness... Needed something to do. R&R Please!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
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If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say reviews
A fanfic based on real events. SpongeBob gets mean comments from a customer in the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Milhouse Gets A StepFather reviews
Milhouse's mother remarries, and Milhouse hates her boyfriend Jack. While trying to make them split up, Milhouse and Bart find something very interesting... Chapter 9 is up!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007
The Book reviews
SpongeBob and Patrick make Squidward destroy his book while playing the game they just invented. So they go to buy him a new one. Oneshot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Squidward's Family Reunion reviews
Squidward's brother starts a reunion with the rest of their family. Madness begins. Now complete! Review now!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Frink Is A Freak reviews
John Frink gets bullied at school, then he discovers science... oneshot.
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Squidward Gets Run Over By A Car reviews
Squidward gets run over by a car and gets a nasty surprise at hospital... oneshot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
EdUcation Is Good For You reviews
Eddy starts a school, but only Johnny and Plank sign up. Madness ensues. Oneshot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Eddy, Jimmy - Complete
A Series Of Highly Fortunate Events reviews
Rose, Klaun, and Moony are very fortunate children, their parents, who they hated very much, have died and they have left all their belongings to the children. Sadly, the children’s uncle has to take care of them so they have to find a way to get them out
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
The Chronicles Of DENNIS! reviews
A story chronicling Dennis up to his last job.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete