Corpus Delicti
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Joined 10-07-01, id: 118216
Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl.
October 31st, 2004.

In a fit of self-hatred and sheer low confidence in my abilities, I deleted my shittier fics. This includes The World According to Goren, Lawn and Hors d'euvres, Scars and Evangelion: Symphony of Deceit. There is no point in me trying to be pretentious or pretending I will ever finish such long-winded pieces of garbage. For now, however, all my Artemis Fowl fics will still remain.

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Sixteen. Female. Australian.

Only slightly obsessive.

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Where the Lost Ones Go by Writegirl reviews
Eventual Snape Romance. According to International Wizarding Statistics, between 100 and 400 magical children are misplaced per year. While this number seems small, in relation to the relative size of the wizarding population it would amount to several t
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,526 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Severus S.
Birds of a Feather by Blue Yeti reviews
ACTIVE. What would another genius say when they met our dear little Arty? Why do fairies idolise the Mud Men? What would you do if you found an illness which magic can't cure? War is declared, Artemis is shot, and the Lower Elements go BOOM!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,273 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Artemis F.
The Secret History by sangga reviews
So who the hell is Robert Goren anyway? Not canon - practically AU. And WIP - yes, I know I'm going to regret posting this now, but I'll edit as I go.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
Tales From the LEP by Kitty Rainbow reviews
In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
Hu Gardarn by Blue Yeti reviews
aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Julius R., Grub K.
Kleptomaniac by The Book of Jude reviews
There are many secrets--some as precious as gold. But they go against everything you've ever known. [AU: mostly Julius-centric]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/7/2003
Fowl Fanfiction Boarding School by Trisyl reviews
FFBS welcomes you to a world of magic and fanfiction education, where characters you know and love/hate try to beat all the Mary-Sues they can out of you. Introducing the Canon Cannons, Mini Roots, and Brooms of Order! (I apologize for taking so long!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
The Cold by summerthyme reviews
"She breathed the cold, lived it, dealt with it every day." Narcissa reflects on the breaking of her spirit. Sad. Please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2002
Snitch! by Al reviews
In London's seedy criminal underworld, two old enemies have become partners in crime, but the wizarding world is out to disrupt Harry's none too peaceful existence. Guns, car chases, wizards, sex, slash, Slut!Draco and drug busts abound in a fast paced r
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,272 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2001 - Published: 1/26/2001
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The Confessional reviews
“The customers came and went, changed and rotated, like a never-ending tide of drinkers and story-tellers, lovers and loveless…” Chapter One and Prologue up.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2003
First Blood reviews
He drew first blood because he was too smart to lift a grudge. [Caution: Violence and Coarse Language]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2003
Philophobia reviews
'It was never love, no, love was never jealous and full of bile and blood and bitter, bitter hatred...' A chronological Opal/Briar fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2003
Killer Instinct reviews
*Chapter Six is UP, Chapter One RE-WRITTEN* Dublin, 2012. Artemis knows well the feeling of walking the razor's edge. But when his notorious cartel is at the peak of its success, a new, rival cartel rises. And they want Fowl dead.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002