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Joined 12-15-06, id: 1182523, Profile Updated: 12-17-13
Author has written 20 stories for Redwall, Buso Renkin, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, and Watership Down.

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THE PAST IS IN THE PAST. I have cleared out a bunch of these notifications so that I can organize things properly on here. I'll post links to cool stuff of mine and others and post notifications on what story will be updated next.

However, I am still on this site! I'm just not going to be that active except when the mood to write hits me and I need to limber up my writing muscles (with fanfics) before launching into one of my original stories.

The next story to be receiving an update will be The Misadventures of Bowflogg and Falcontooth!
I'm working on drafting up Chapter 4 as I type this update heyah, and I've got some progress made on chapter 4 of Kin of Klavis as well. That one will take a while, as it is to be a longer chapter with a lot happening. So unless I find a better stopping point in the tale, Chapter 4 of that one with take a bit.

Not B&F, though. That story is fairly simple and quickie, and fun to write. :3

A crossover! XD --> https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9934562/1/A-Day-at-Species-Relations-Inc

Actually, I have a ton of quizzes, tests and polls on there. Try 'em if ya like.

My brother's new Pokémon fanfic, which is extremely exciting and well-written: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9855458/1/DeStaav-Pok%C3%A9mon-Investigation-Bureau


TODAY'S IDIOM: Redwall Series tied with Legend of Zelda

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DeStaav Pokémon Investigation Bureau by Mr. Garbanzo reviews
Somewhat inspired by the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series. A cigar-chomping tough-guy Jigglypuff runs a detective agency that seems just about ready to go under from lack of business... until they get a case to track down a mysterious entity that has repeatedly attacked travelers in the northern woods.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Jigglypuff/Purin, Squirtle/Zenigame, Zubat
A Warrior's Heart by MarbleTabby reviews
An army from across the sea threatens Mossflower and slaughters a large population of otters. A small group survives the attack, and must rush to Redwall to warn them. Will the red fortress fall to the army of a wolf king?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 6/9/2012
Thekka by Ikeda Rose reviews
At odds with prejudice, a young vixen struggles to find acceptance and a new life. Elsewhere, a warlord finds himself at war with his own mind. Plagued by dreams and specters, he travels in search of something powerful enough to end his fear.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/4/2012
Ghost by ferretWARLORD reviews
Veil Sixclaw died saving Bryony, and most of us were made to believe that the small ferret had repented in his final moments. So that means he goes to the Dark Forest right? And becomes an angel... right? This is the story of a small ferret named Rin, whose a bully. He's probably the most evil little thing in the abbey, and Martin decides to change that, and guess who he sends in!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Veil, Bryony
The Vodola Chronicles by Highwing reviews
A castaway vixen on a desert island, filled with dangers and intrigue. However will she survive?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 53,384 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Don't Wanna Be Dumb No More by Mr. Garbanzo reviews
Yammy Rialgo: the strongest Arrancar of them all in terms of raw power... though unfortunately for him, raw power was about all he ever had. Spurred on by his most recent of many embarrassing losses to opponents he should've been able to flatten, Yammy begins an epic journey... to stop being so stupid.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Yammy
None the Wiser by minkspit reviews
A vermin actor separated from his troupe meets a woodlander actor separated from his. Not being fighters, panic ensues when they meet, and both beasts create a plot to slip by their dangerous enemy. It's just unfortunate they chose disguises that are respective opposites... again.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - OC - Complete
Pieces of Ivory by cities reviews
Because in this world of black and white, we can never see the grey. But what is grey but a lighter shade of black?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012
The Relic of a Forgotten Past by lkcrm94 reviews
Something unusual is discovered hidden deep in Mossflower Woods…
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
TOV by Ikeda Rose reviews
This version of my Thekka fanfic is officially discontinued. Please refer to the second improved version. It is entitled Thekka. Thank you )
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,667 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010
What Comes After by OLD KH JUNK ACCOUNT reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Xemnas, a new threat to the worlds is building... a threat not from the Darkness, but from the Light. Continuation of 'The Thoughts of Zexion,' so you should probably read that first! [PROBABLY WILL NEVER BE FINISHED!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 157,553 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006
The Thoughts of Zexion by OLD KH JUNK ACCOUNT reviews
Zexion, stripped of his physical form and most of his powers, drifts from world to world and gives his thoughts on people, places, and events.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 51,425 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Zexion - Complete
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A Day at Species Relations Inc reviews
At Species Relations Inc., we bust down the 4th Wall for the benefit of your species. Animal fiction or fantasy, we assign only the most caring professionals of your species to best improve perception by the public. Animal fiction often abides by rules of stereotype, but we can help-come meet some of our professional staff as they brainstorm! 1shot 'The Kine Saga' refs as well.
Crossover - Redwall & Watership Down - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Martin the Warrior, OC, Elil
Things Better Left Unvisited reviews
There are things in the Redwallverse that sorely need addressing... Things of a nature unfit for the ears of Dibbuns, but they're probably sitting on the Dormitory steps right now, listening in and giggling. Read if you dare.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
Kin of Klavis reviews
A backstory to the characters of my other story, "The Night". It's the tribe of Klavis's origin! And the origins of Friggah the haremaid as well! WARNING: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - OC
True Loss reviews
A two-part story of how to discourage pompous, royal, insensitive, annoying young wildcat warlords from war. The secret is easy-the transformation is not so. Targ, though, is ready to help... (Descriptions of gore, Redwall swears, OCs)
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - OC
Misadventures of Bowflogg and Falcontooth reviews
Falcontooth has made his choice-he's staying with the goodbeast refugees from the Southlands and his buddy Bowflogg Beltwood the hare! But his brother Daraga is none too pleased... Oh noes... Contains many many OCs and terrible jokes.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013
The Monster
Penn is a mouse. ...His rescuers, however... (Lesser Nobodies involved-OCs, some violence, the usual thangs...)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Published: 3/13/2013
Roanfur, Sister Scribe reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a young ferretmaid, a Wuulvite scribe of the mighty Fortress. She has a sharp pen and a sharper wit, and will tell all she knows of the Wuulvites and their paradoxical Kingdom. (Journal Entry Format)
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013
Three Tales, One Story reviews
Wise beasts know that even the same story will differ depending on who tells it. When a snowstorm strikes Mossflower, two foes are forced to shelter together. They soon do what anybeasts will to amuse themselves: Tell their tales. But what will happen when both sides tell the same story? WARNING: REDWALL-ESQUE VIOLENCE. I assume if you're in this section you can handle that.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Martin the Warrior
Terrible Names reviews
The stoat Daraga and his brother are trekking through the woodlands of Mossflower when a broken wheel on a passing wagon throws a wrench in the two vermin's plans. Can Daraga survive the ensuing action? Can his brother grow a brain cell and shut up for once? And what's the punch line? OCs, grey morality, a 3-part story. Enjoy!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
Randomness of the Nice-overse! A Collection of Bleached Cracky Tales reviews
Alternate universes are weird. In some, those who you would be sure are completely respectful and self-controlled lads and lasses are actually quite... rape-y... In others, the kind-hearted are nasty and the nasty are nice and give money to charities for puppies with cancer. AU, OCs (none of great importance). And full descriptions of an undisguised Aaroniero (squeamish alert!).
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Arrancar
Crack of the Other Side reviews
The Fracciónes of Sexta Grimmjow Jaegarjaques engage in their boring lives (or are they?). Grimm's boys are in for a lot of weirdness and crack. WARNING: AU, OCs, and other unusual factors play in. ALSO WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENT SITUATIONS. IF YA KNOW BLEACH YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. (BLOOD. LOTS OF IT.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Arrancar, Grimmjow J.
Merry Christmas, Redwall! reviews
Every year, in the middle of the winter season, the Redwallers like to get together with their old 'uns and Dibbuns and give each other gifts. And sometimes... That day gets a strange visitor or forty. Merry Christma-er, I mean, "Happy Gift Day"!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Crack, Science, Weird-Ass Events, and an Alternate Reality! reviews
The most crack-filled epic of nonsense I've ever conceived. Behold as Uryu and Renji (and Pesche and Dondochakka) are thrust into an alternate universe mid-battle with the evil Octava Espada... Where everything seems to be the same... Almost. A few OCs, none very important. Some violence (or COURSE!), creepy freaks (of COURSE!) and sexual innuendos galore!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Szayelaporro G.
Shields and Stars reviews
In the Southlands, to the east of Southsward, lies the township of Nuriem, ruled by his Lordship Rainwhether the Second. All is not well in this fiefdom controlled by hares; the Vermin Quarters of town grow restless. And now a stranger has arrived from the west... WARNING: THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Anti-racist woodlander/Anti-vermin stereotyping. Enjoy.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012
The Pit and Where It Leads reviews
Follow Dria, a feisty mousemaid, into the pit to find where it leads.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012
The Wuulvites' Lute reviews
Songs, ditties, ballads, poems, chants and Foesongs: All from the noble Wuulvite society. Enjoy.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012
Dirty Rotten Cowards reviews
Dedicated to my room mate's pals. You know who you are. Enjoy. There are references to the world of Tales of Iffrit in this.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Complete
Rewritten reviews
A dabbling, nothing more. What if the world were different? What if the story were rewritten? What if the very essence of Homunculi was not what the crusading Alchemists would have us believe..? WARNING: Not for the Buso Renkin purist. Also, Papillon doesn't exist. Sorry.
Buso Renkin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Mita, Kazuki M.
The Night reviews
Why do you run, little maid? Who is it that pursues you? Don't you know we love thee? WARNING: BLOOD. Oneshot.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
Tales of Iffrit: Chronicle of the Wuulvite Kingdom reviews
Follows the story of a young weasel and the fortunes of the Wuulvite Kingdom of the Northwest. The world is complex, life is difficult, but somehow these "vermin", or so they're called, have made a nation for themselves. Takes place between Salamandastron and Redwall. Expect all the violence of the canon. Oh, and don't count on judging by species and expect to be right 51 % .
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012