LazyxPixiexGirl
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Joined 12-15-06, id: 1182647, Profile Updated: 06-17-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Jennifer's Body, and Twilight.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) heartofhate1014 (my cute little siberian tiger plushie), Naito no Thorn-Chan (My green teddy bear, Minto), LaZyxJuNcHuRiKi (my yellow teddy bear Ayase)

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) heartofhate1014 (Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, and Yu-Gi-Oh!), Naito no Thorn-Chan (Naruto, Yugioh/GX/5Ds, and Kekaishi), LaZyxJuNcHuRiKi (Naruto, Inuyasha, Tenchi Muyo, Yugioh, Blood)

If you have a yami or hikari, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name, yami, or hikari (write whether the name is a yami or hikari) heartofhate1014 (Tony Hikari, Millie Yami), Naito no Thorn-Chan (Good ol' Yami Irene), LaZyxJuNcHuRiki ( Yami Cybil..my best friend)

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Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

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FACE BOOK http://www.facebook.com/lazy.uchiha.girl

Previous names: YukinaHyuga(2007-2009), lapushxwolfgirl (2009-2010), LaZyXjInChUuRiKi (2010-2012), LazyxPixiexGirl (2012-present)

Name: Haya Suzuki 'Uchiha'

Age: February 6 199(not tellin)

Race: walking enigma...

Sohma Family Animal: Monkey

Current Crush: Zetsu, Jacob, Gaara I can't decide

Gaia Online: Princess_Yukina92

Hobbies: Jacob, Seth, Hiei, Edward,Twlight, drawing, computers, and fanfiction and rping

Intrests: my space (get it my own personal space), drawing, watching tv, vampires, wolves

Favorite anime: Yu Yu hakusho, Blood Plus , Naruto, Outlaw Star, His and Circumstances, Gravitation, Fruits basket, and Hare' and Guu, and many more I can't think of

Favorite Shows: True Blood, House M.D., Er, Greys Anatomy, Mad Tv, Drawn Together, South Park, and Cartoonnetwork

Favorite music: Mostly anything Gospel, Simple Plan, Panic at the Disco, Daft Punk, some 50's & 60's music, and a whole lot of dance, techno, and rock

About me: well I like do draw, and mostly love to daydream and junk like that. I'm really shy

My Family: ish the cullens but they let me hang out the wolves yay

My Alter Ego

Name: Cybil (doesn't remember her real name)

Age: appears 16 but is really over 3,000 years old

Hobbies: nagging, acting as my guardian, trying to remember her past

Apperance: has black hair styled in a short pixie cut

Favorite Song: The Killer Anna by The Medic Droid (for reason she wanted me to put this)

About Her: She use to rule as a Egyptian princess but she died at the age of 16, she wasn't really dead her soul was sealed inside of a Egyptian necklace 3,000 years later the necklace was given to me and since then we've been sharing the same body...i guess you can kinda say she like's my inner Haya.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

If You Ever Felt Alone
If You Ever Felt Rejected
If You Ever Felt Confused
If You Ever Felt Anxious
If You Ever Felt Wrong
If You Ever Felt Wronged
If You Ever Felt Unclean
If You Ever Felt Angry
If You Ever Felt Ashamed
If You Ever Felt Curious
If You Ever Felt Used
Be Prepared To Feel Revenge
Feel The Romance
My Brutal Romance
My Beautiful Romance
My Innocent Romance
My Childish Romance
My Miserable Romance
My X-Rated Romance
My Harlequin Romance
My Selfish Romance
My Chemical Romance

This is for those who cried to The Ghost Of You.
For those who felt empowered during Famous Last Words.
For those who felt they could relate to I'm Not Okay.
For those who want to start a riot because of Teenagers.
For those who are demolition lovers.
For those who killed all their friends.
This is for those who got welcomed To The Black Parade.
For those who aren't afraid to keep on living;
Who aren't afraid to walk this world alone.
For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what color his hair was.
For anyone who loves that pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick.
For anyone who got worried when Bob got burnt.
For anyone who wanted to rape gerard every single time he got drunk or high.
For anyone who bought MCR's new album the very second they could and protect it with their lives.
For anyone who isn't okay.
For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with all of their "black little hearts".
For anyone who thinks they'll die alone.
For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give the band hugs.

For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt.
For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives.
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey" or "Ray".

For anyone who says "I am a My Chemical Romance fan" with pride, and with honesty
For anyone who has had a relative say, "Please, no more MCR today!"
For anyone who gets excited when they see a random person wearing an MCR shirt..
For anyone who listens to the message MCR has to share with the world.

For everyone who would hold a funeral procession at school if MCR broke up

They told us vampires would never hurt us.
They want us to say our famous last words and join The Black Parade.
They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them.
They cried for the ghost of us.
They introduced us to Helena.
They don't love us like they did yesterday.

Real MCR fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
Real MCR fans get exited and hyper when one of there songs come on the radio.
Real MCR fans punch anyone who disses Gerard's hair, or anything about MCR, for that matter.

Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band, and what they do.
Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket that looks like the Black Parade uniforms.
Real MCR fans will keep reading this

I am a demolition lover.
I am never okay.
I was welcomed to the Black Parade.
I am young, and I don't care.
I am disenchanted.
I am filled with unapologetic apathy.
I mourned Mikey's glasses and the death of Pansy.
I live life on the murder scene
I did cry to The Ghost Of You.
I did feel empowered by Famous Last Words.
I worried about Bob and his burn.
I helped Gerard stay sober.
I have an obsession with Ray's hair.
I am not afraid to keep on living,
or to walk this world alone.

I crashed the cemetery gates.
I brought you my bullets when you brought me your love.
I gave three cheers for sweet revenge.
I know what they do to guys like us in prison.
I gave 'em hell and hung 'em high.
I killed all my friends.
I gave gallons of blood.
I have seen the early sunsets over Monroeville.
Vampires can never hurt me!

So shut your eyes, kiss me goodnight, and sleep.
These are our Famous Last Words.
So Thank You For The Venom; so long, and goodnight.
I am an MCR fan, and they did save my life!...
So Long And Goodnight!

Yeah it sorta takes up a chunk of my profile but I loved it when I read it, some parts of that are soo true especially when I meet fellow MCR fans I get really excited or when I see someone with a MCR t shirt haha so yeah hopefully some people read through that..on to more randomness!

IF YOU HATE SASUKE, I request that you copy and paste, then add yo' name. Narukashi666, AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole,Yuki-chan114, IceCrystal7, miragechic2, LaZyxjUuChUrIkI

If you think Kakashi is HAWT and should never have died, copy an' paste, an' add yo' name. Narukashi666, AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole,yuki-chan114, IceCrystal7, miragechic2, LaZyxjUuChUrIkI

Your top twelve Naruto Characters (in no particular order)

1: Gaara (love interest...need i say more?)

2: Zestu (possible love interest...again need i say more?)

3: Itachi (best big brother ever!)

4: Naruto (hyper like me and we both love ramen)

5: Zabuza (looks like my dad lol)

6: Deidara (loves his art)

7: Shikamaru (lazy arse and smart like me)

8: Kakashi-sensei (great teacher and mentor lolz)

9: Hinata (shy like me)

10: Tsunade (looks like my mom and just as evil _;;; need i say more)

11: Hidan (act liks my mom...with the whole religious and cursing thing)

12: Kisame (one word...SUSHI!!!!)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. (i used to want one when I was a little girl but my mom always said maybe and i never got one lol)

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (i miss those days T_T)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (yep yep..i still got my first one)

. . . Furbies (had a few but my mom called them ugly and demonic and into the trash they went)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (those were the days)

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (i had to have lisa frank everything lol)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls (again my mom deemed them ugly so i never had one)
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (still is lol)
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (lol i actually did plus the action figures and the plushies but again my mom threw it away)
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool. (so true)
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (yep yep yep)
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick. (uh huh still got my gameboy pocket)
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Little Fire by purplepagoda reviews
After the season finale. Jackie takes Cruz home, to make sure that he gets home safely. She offers a shoulder to cry on. But, when to giants go toe to toe, someone always falls. Or, one of them makes a mistake. Or, often times, both of them do.
Nurse Jackie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,247 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012
Hotel Transylvania enters the Modern age by dynamiteboom12345 reviews
One year after the setting of the movie, Johnathan and Mavis are back at HT to visit Dracula and tell him that they want to bring the Hotel up to the 21st Century a bit... It's a story that doubles as a collection of short stories. Inspired by several HT fanfics i read.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013
Tribualtion Chronicles by Carowen reviews
The first year of Tribulations are over as Abbie and Ichabod start the second year and their new relationship.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 74,416 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Complete
Language Barrier by iLiKeChEeSeAnDcOoKiEs reviews
When a normal, English girl gets sucked into the Akatsuki Base, it's bad for her. But when she can't speak Japanese and that's all they speak, she's in for a world of terror. AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Akatsuki
Dreaming of Screaming by NuclearGorgeous reviews
Itachi interrupts Sasuke's peaceful sleep for selfish reasons. ItaSasu. Non-con in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Needing A Release by Black Amor reviews
Sally uses her new body to benefit her greatly.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Sally M., Aidan - Complete
Violet Hill by elvisdepressedly reviews
Since the 1960's, Briarcliff Hospital has transformed from an insane asylum to a state of the art treatment center: just the kind place Kit Walker needs to be in after his suicide attempt. While there, he becomes infatuated with longtime patient Violet Harmon, who doesn't feel the same way about him–yet. Violet/Kit AU. Rated M for language, violence, triggers, and sexuality.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,917 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Kit W., Violet H.
Stories by ThatGuyBehindTheCounter reviews
Dr. Schultz has a question. Mild slash warning.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz - Complete
Around The World by SimonetteRox13 reviews
All Mavis has ever wanted was to travel around the world. Unfortunately, her dad has never allowed her. However, now that he's allowed her to date a human, perhaps he'll let her travel the globe? Follow Mavis and Johnny around the world- New York, Florida, California, France, England, Minnesota, and of course Hawaii! (or Haweewee) MavisxJohnny. *on hold*
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Mavis, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein
Bye Bye Rentboy by Mischief Mage reviews
The host club has a problem. By a cruel twist of fate, every member's gender has been reversed. How will they change back? How will the club survive? How will they explain to their customers that Haruhi is still a boy?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,761 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2007
WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN IN THE WORLD OF BLACK BUTLER by Project Jelp reviews
Jen and Hannah Randomly appear in the world of black butler and the have written some rules to follow so they dont get killed by some Cocky demons, ticked off reapers or Grumpy Kids. THIS NEEDED TO BE DONE! Review and give me sudgestions! LANGUAGE!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011
It Will Rain by Erica-Elizabeth-Black reviews
AU-BD: Bella makes a startling decision that keeps everyone guessing her next move, even Jake. She moves to La Push in the middle of her pregnancy and takes everyone by surprise with her desire to distance herself from her family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Bella, Jacob
Blood Plus: New allies and Diva's return Final Mix by OathkeeperRoxasXNamine09 reviews
A Blood Plus X-over. Saya wakes up after sleeping for five years, and trouble begins when Diva is brought back by a new enemy. New Alies and a new cousin are in store for the young queen. Rated T then M. New improved chapters coming soon.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sora, Kairi, Saya, Diva
Absolute Boyfriend, The Second by Valeriech reviews
Have you ever wished for a guy that would love you wholeheartedly, accept for who you are, protect you at all times, and treat you very importantly?
Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012
Love Of A Lifetime by ASingleBreath reviews
Emily anderson first met Wade Wilson when she was 6 years old. He saved her life. Little did she know, he would one day need her to save his.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Deadpool/Weapon XI
Desire by OtakuZEO reviews
The Panty X Breif filler story from Cosmic. Panty and Stocking go to a big party at a mansion, Stocking has her date but Panty...gets a very special suprise WARNING: CONTAINS lEMON
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Panty A., Briefers R./Brief - Complete
ARACHNOPHOBIA by Lances reviews
VxK/KxV? Vash takes care of his spiteful and reluctant brother. Knives must accept the situation since he's so badly injured. Biting words, tension and one broken butterfly. Question is: which one? Innocent, uncorrupted souls shouldn't read further.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Vash, Knives - Complete
Love Tutor by SereneSky reviews
Ciel asks Sebastian to teach him about secks. love..maybe. lemons are a definite. fluff maybes. rated M for secks. obv. character goes a little OOC as in THEY BLUSH. and stuff. cue awh here. R&R please.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction WYRM by Melpomene of Tragic Olympus reviews
If machines are supposed to be cold and lifeless, then why do they feel pain? Find out inside.
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
A Different Line by beka-azami reviews
Beka Azami is the host of the Jewichibi Ookami 11 Tailed Demon Wolf . Beka has just graduated but when she is placed into her group, a bad vibe sends the Wolf off! -A Naruto Fanfiction-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010
Shinigami and Vampires by MonkeysGoMoo reviews
Ichigo Rukia Kisuke and Yuroichi come to Forks to investigate "strange" murders in Seattle and end up going to the same school as the Cullens.
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010
YuYu Hakusho Owner's Guides and Mantinence Manuals by thebookhobbit reviews
Guides for the main four boys. All in one place now.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Yusuke U., Hiei - Complete
Silence by littlexcutiexqueen reviews
Deidara depressed because of Sasori's death makes a vow of silence, Zetsu concerned with the quiet blonde decides to get him to talk one way or another...Yaoi lemon request fic for partydarnit!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Zetsu, Deidara - Complete
Shock by thoth-moon reviews
Sakyo after hours at the pet store, invoking Tesla and Frankenstein, influenced by a segment of 1,001 Way to Die. Happy Halloween.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakyou - Complete
Dream by Kiba Sniper reviews
Lying in his hospital bed at noon on a lazy day, all Havoc can do is wonder about the one who forced him into "walking rehab" and just how he fell in love with her. Havoc/Lust
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Jean H., Lust - Complete
My Journey by beka-azami reviews
I've finally made it to the Naruto world and with some help from my 'creations' I'll try and make my way through the events that only I know about! Will I be able to survive in the Naruto World for the rest of my life?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2010
Russian Roulette by Angelreira23 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura play russian Roulette. Who will win?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Past of a Ninja by beka-azami reviews
Basically, the past of my Naruto OCs. They all exist in the world of A Different Line so you can learn about their background, past and their darkest secrets...not really, not all their secrets will be revealed but they're stories may or may not be sad!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010
Live in the Dark by DragonsRuleYourDreams12 reviews
Zetsu's childhood. This poor plant-man had a life, too. This is the look at how he joined the Akatsuki, how he was treated as a child, and how he fairs as a partnerless killer. I own nothing. Please review! This is NOT a oneshot. Language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Zetsu
Taking One More Beat by DragonsRuleYourDreams12 reviews
Zetsu gets lonely too. What happens when this partnerless plant confronts himself about love and friendship? Simple. His heart loses one more beat. I own nothing, yadda yadda yadda... Please read and review. One shot, drabble. Emo fluff in here? Lol.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Zetsu - Complete
Ways to Piss of Bleach characters by Byakuya-Renji reviews
Need ways to piss of Bleach characters, well i have them right here. Come have a look.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Bleach Anatomy by Byakuya-Renji reviews
The Bleach cast are in SG Hospital as doctors, but what happends when the famous Byakuya Kuchiki get a STD ... This is an AU ans some of the characters are OOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Wakey Wakey by Marx810 reviews
Alice tries to get some relief from her headache and ends up getting 'relieved' in a completely different sense. Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Jacob, Alice - Complete
Master Sasuke and Maid Sakura by demonfox2341 reviews
Itachi is coming home Sasuke had lied that he has a girlfriend what does he do now oh wait the maid!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bleach Discovering Fanfiction by Byakuya-Renji reviews
What will happen when Renji and Byakuya find a little site with some fan fiction on it. Rated M for yaoi... guyxguy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Honor Thy Neighbor by SirenOfSaturn reviews
After the final tournament finds Suzuka, Shishi, Jin, Touya, Chu, and Rinku safely dwelling in the living world until their home life is threatened with new human neighbors. Can the six hide their demon heritage or will they be relocated back to the Makai
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,626 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Rinku
Who am I? by VampireWolfGirl reviews
Pein and Konan have a daughter but she is kidnapped at a young age. Now thirteen will she finally find the family that she has been searching for all her life? What about love? Will her nightmare of a life finally become the best she could ever hope for?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Gaara
We're going to Disney World by SirenOfSaturn reviews
Suzuka wins a radio contest and the prize is an all expenses paid trip for six to Disney World. What will Jin and Chu do when they encounter the yard beer at Epcot! And can these six demons face the happiest place on Earth?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Suzuki, Shishiwakamaru
Exposed by Shitoyaka-chan reviews
Sakura gets her hands on some incriminating evidence and decides to show it off
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
A Citizen of Both Worlds by SirenOfSaturn reviews
To be allowed to go between the human and demon worlds Jin, Touya, Suzuka, Shishi, Chu, and Rinku apply for dual citizen ships. However, each individual must first receive a detailed background investigation. Pasts finally revealed!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007
Where Black Met Gold by Anonymousness reviews
Post ep. 50. Solomon survives via corpse corps grafts, and returns to make a play for Saya's heart just as her relationship with Haji is intensifying, while Nathan pursues his own mysterious agenda. A triangular love story with some surprises.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,951 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Bred My Misery and Drowned it in Him by wrecking reviews
When Bella leaves Edward, he isn't sure what to do until a familiar face reappears and ends up being what he can take everything out on. Set after the wedding in Breaking Dawn, then goes AU. Edward/Jacob Slash Alternate Universe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
I am Fortune's Fool by Rani Hindustani reviews
Jacob and Seth have imprinted on each other, and Seth accepts it while Jacob fights with it. A kind of funny love story between two werewolves, one with a married crush and the other with a sister who happens to be a...you'll see! ManxMan SEXUAL CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Jacob, Seth
Sequestered by Amon2 reviews
Neji pulls off an 'Itachi'...sort off. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Neji H., Hiashi H.
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Something Missing from Me by realistjoker reviews
Jacob transfers to Forks H.S. and catches the eye of Edward. As the two discover feelings for each other, the presence of the werewolves, and vampires will try to keep them apart. Can they ever be together? Jacob/Edward, Alice/Leah/Jasper and M-preg
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,623 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Twice Your Mother by JohnnynotSid reviews
She was his maker, his mother, and she was not going to let him get away that easily. Eric/OC Godric/OC Rated M for adult content from first chapter on.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Godric, Eric N.
31 Ways to annoy Sebastian by AliceInDeadLand reviews
Exactly what the title says. 31 ways to annoy everyone's favourite demon/butler. Please read and tell me what you think
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Wolfy Vag by wondrwho reviews
Alice & Jacob are left alone in the house, when all Edward can think of is Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Alice, Jacob
You found me by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
Lyric story of The fray. You found me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruLight: Vampire, What's that? by BobandMoearebuddies reviews
2 worlds, 4 species, and one portal. Edward C. lands in Naruto's world when the Volturi open a portal. Hilarity, backfires, and new friendships. Full sum inside.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Demon's and House by Kurama's Sister reviews
Hiei ends up in a hospital....with House taking care of him. What maddness could this cause! Don't forget the HUDDY!
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hiei, G. House
EMMETT CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Bittersweet Hurt by minerva-one reviews
Carlisle/Edward. This story examines the reasons why Carlisle made Edward a vampire - and the subsequent effect on their lives - the desire, the chaos, the hurt, the regret. Warning -- There will be sexual scenes. Drama, Angst, Desire, Sex, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Effervescent Evasion by SecretLibrarian reviews
Meryl Stryfe has been entrusted with the care of a certain Millions Knives. -HET. EXPLICIT CONTENT IN FUTURE CHAPTERS. MERYL/KNIVES-
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Meryl, Knives
Ruined Files by Kurama's Sister reviews
Just read it please......Randomness OoCness
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009
Valentine's Day by Kurama's Sister reviews
Hiei is depressed after seeing Botan with Kurama. Well he kill himself to get rid of the pain? Warnings and parings inside. One shot songfic
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Hiei, Botan - Complete
Breaking Havoc by the.twisted.queen reviews
When Archer begins to abuse his power, a certain blonde lieutenant gets stuck under his fist. Will Havoc be able to endure the weight of Archer's "affection? Or will his waning resolve crumble? Noncon/Rape/Violence. ArcherHavoc, eventual RoyHavoc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,348 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Jean H., Roy M.
Akatsuki Kindergarten by Akatsuki-Lover-101 reviews
This how the Akatsuki Organization came to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Akatsuki
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice by LadyFlamewing reviews
Inspired by a prompt by my sister, for a story whose first line was "Kurama was forced to lick candy off Yusuke's chest." Heavily implied Kurama/Yusuke.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Never Alone by BubbiGurl23 reviews
Edward was too late, Too weak. One shot ExB Set after the Ballet scene. COMPLETELY AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Heat by Kurama's Sister reviews
Hiei's going through his first heat. But wait he has to be a girl? Rated M for lemon. Cheesy title. YOAI!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Darkness by Contorted Thoughts reviews
Bella has mysteriously died while trying to become a vampire. When Edward and Jacob meet to settle who will pay for the funeral expenses, sparks fly. Jacob x Edward. Rated T for yaoi gay pairings. please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Relapse by jato unit reviews
incomplete . slash . EdwardxBella . JacobxEdward . Edward had always thought he'd left his potential killer behind in that hospital room. He was wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,441 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007
嘲笑、にやにや笑いは、向こうずね by Soul Stance reviews
Smirks,Grins,And kicks in the shin A parody of the unexpected and so unexpected..its unexpected! Victoria Mackintosh is a loser. She gets sucked into the crack Narutoverse. Now everbody is gonna come out of the closet. The crack loser closet..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007
Forgotten Past by DarkestAngel1808 reviews
This is basically what happened to Kenshin before he became hitokiri and explains a few things about why Hiko acts the way he does. Sorry...bad at summaries!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Kenshin
I Know by wrecking reviews
Jacob wants to do it... on the bed. Edward/Jacob Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
YuYu Hakusho A to Z by thebookhobbit reviews
Twenty-six one-sentance challanges, each based on a seperate letter of the alphabet. Characters include everyone from Atsuko to Kurama to Yanagisawa. T for safety.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
RESTRICTED MissingNin College by Shii.But.DeAdLii reviews
Sakura is a new student at Missing-Nin College AKA Hell's Future.Here there are blood loving missing-nins and psycho-paths and don't forget about the Akatsuki! Will she survive with her friends? Rated T for swearing,violence, and other stuff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sakura H., Zetsu
Akatsuki Rehab by That-Author-Guy reviews
Pein thinks that some of the Akatsuki members have been acting up. He sends Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Zetsu to a rehab center in hopes of changing that. Little does he know that chaos and hilarity will ensue! Chapter 4 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Same Blood by naturally morbid reviews
One-Shot. 1st Moses x Karman. 'Moses watched Karman as he slept. He did not understand how they could be of the same blood, but still so different.'
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Moses, Karman - Complete
A Hitachiin Christmas by aznricebowl232 reviews
Christmas is nearing and the twins are spending it in Paris, but the problem is that Hikaru doesn't know what to get his dear younger twin. Will he make it on time? Pairing HikaruXkaoruwarnings contains shonenai and twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7077 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki goes to WalMart by Skyskater reviews
Deidara and Itachi are out of hair gel and Zetsu, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu are watching the Rockets vs Warriors game. Crisis ensues, and they go to WalMart. T for language, OOC characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Drugs to Death by Fleeting Soul reviews
Kenshin is a loner, with a tragic past. This affects his personality, and it also caused him to make the biggest mistake of his life. All he wants is to be loved. What would happen if he can't trust anyone? Who will be there and protect him with love?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Battousai, Kaoru
Akatsuki's Gender Crisis by Pvt. Prinny reviews
So Akatsuki were just out killing for fun. Then, next morning: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan, and Kakuzu awake to find themselves as...you guessed it...women! And Leader is being somesort of pimp, recruiting sexy women for an army.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
The Naming of Neji by Kitty Harasser reviews
Ever find yourself wondering about our favorite Hyuuga's colorful and unique name? Why don't you just ask his veeery proud parent? Despite his genius we find a near perfect son will never truly please his father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Neji H.
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by Ravenfire385 reviews
When Kaoru leaves Kenshin, he's heartbroken. When he finds no other answer, what is his final action? Songfic. Rated for suicide...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Kenshin - Complete
To Change You by hope-is-4ever reviews
Meryl finds her life torn away from her in one night. Now she must find a way to live with the cause of her misery. Knives. KxM
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Knives, Meryl
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Prune Brother by Chocolate Cow reviews
Itachi visits his mother and new little brother in the hospital.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Under The Covers by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Blank one and blank 2 go undercover as a couple. But as time goes on do they become more than a 'fake' couple? THIS IS YAOI! (reposted. one of my very first stoires thought I'd fix it up)
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Yusuke U.
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Racoons, Foxes and Wolves! reviews
Two worlds meet the World of Naruto and the World of Twilight. Only few words can explain: chaos, cookies and random things. rated t just to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Jacob
Growing up Akatsuki reviews
What if Itachi had a little sister, guess his dad been holding out on his family huh...warning for randomness, cookies, food fights and Hidan's language rated T a story about Haya came to the Naruto world takes place between 2006-2007 goes with RFW
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Akatsuki, Zetsu
Birth By Sleep reviews
Niki was just you're average girl but one day she was sucked into the world of Devil's Kettle...she has a purpose but what is it? rated t will change to m later
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
Hohoemi no Bakudan Smile Bomb reviews
The full english opening for yyh
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
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What if Neji had a best friend, but she died in a terrible accident, NejiHope, kinda ooc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Neji H. - Complete