Audra Markwell
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Joined 12-16-06, id: 1182912, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
Author has written 15 stories for Ginger Snaps, Nightmare Before Christmas, Saw, Corpse Bride, X-overs, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Hello, people! Yes, I'm still here, but I've been so busy, there's been no time for writing! I'll work on my stories when I can, I promise!

What can I say? I'm 26, and a good ol' Vermont gal (I am not a "Vermonter", despite what people say) and refuse to admit I'm a blonde (I can't stand dumb blondes and I don't like those dumb blonde jokes). My hair is light brown, not blonde! When it comes to grammar, I'm like Aunt Josephine (You fans of the Lemony Snicket books know what I mean). I admit to being a little wierd, considering I'm obsessed with movies like Saw (I love the storyline of the first Saw, and I love how ingenious the traps used on all 4 movies are. Leigh Whannell and James Wan are geniuses) and Tim Burton's films. I tend to live in my own fantasy world. Real life sucks, but, hey, we hafta deal with it.

If you haven't already guessed, Tim Burton is one of my many idols. (My mom and Joan of Arc are the first on my list) The Nightmare Before Christmas is my all-time favorite movie, and I've been a freak for it since I was seven years old.

While I love horror and macabre movies, I'm also a sucker for love stories, so a lot of my fanfics include couples or potential couples or fan favorite pairings. I love reading slash and femslash (depending on the couple), but I suck at writing it. Some people may think that gay/lesbian pairings are gross and/or wrong, but I think they're sweeter than hetero couples

Favorite couples/pairings (in no particular order):

1) Tara and Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) (Sweetest lesbian couple on TV)

2) Lawrence and Adam (Saw) (They shared fear, blood, sweat, and tears. What more can I say?)

3) Jack and Ennis (Brokeback Mountain) (What passion these two share)

4) Harry and Ginny (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince/Deathly Hallows) (They're made for each other)

5) Jack and Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas) (Macabre love rocks)

6) Brigitte and Sam (Ginger Snaps) (Opposites attract)

7) Victor and Victoria (Corpse Bride) (Tim Burton's second-best pairing)

8) Belle and Beast (Beauty and the Beast) (I cried when he died in her arms)

9) Ariel and Eric (The Little Mermaid) (The best "Disney Princess" couple)

10) Ross and Rachel (Friends) (Anyone else cheer when they got back together during the finale?)

Favorite actors/actresses include: Jim Carrey, Kris Lemche, Leigh Whannell, Cary Elwes, Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, Sarah Michelle Gellar...

I'm a book freak too: I love the Lemony Snicket seriesThe Harry Potter series, The Giver ...

Fics currently in the works (names VERY pending):

Turanga Leela - a "Futurama" story

Plot: Leela discovers secrets about her parents.

The Children of Hogwarts - Of course, a "Harry Potter" fic.

Plot: Secrets come out when the Weasleys and the Potters get together for Christmas.

Mourning - a "Saw" fic

Plot: Adam is rescued from the Bathroom, only to discover that Lawrence has died.

Sometimes the Past Comes Back - A "Saw" fic (my first that has nothing to do with the Adam/Lawrence pairing).

Plot: The daughter Lawrence never knew about discovers the truth behind her father's death.

The Treacherous Trap - A "Saw" fic

Plot: The first "Saw", as told by Lemonette Snicket (In other words, "Saw" told in Lemony Snicket fashion)

Joan of Arc: Emile's Story - A fic based on the 1999 TV miniseries "Joan of Arc"

Plot: The birth, brief life, and sudden death of Joan Darc's blind best friend, Emile. (This one's already done, but I can't post it, because the movie's a semi-biography, and the site wants strictly fiction. Anyway, if you want to read it, message me. Kris Lemche fans and those who remember his teeny little role as Emile might want to read this)

Enjoy, everyone!

And, of course, I've got many already on the site that need to be finished. They only go unfinished because I lose heart when no one reads them! How can I know if people are reading them if they don't review them! Just so you know, I don't give flames, and hate receiving them. Constructive criticism is fine, but flames hurt, people!

Note: I have not given up on my fics. I just haven't had time work on them, being a full-time student once again. Also, I only have access to a floppy disk drive once a week now (the school computers don't have them, and fanfiction.net has been blocked from the computer), but I promise to update them more.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Audra Markwell,

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried out daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died because the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who always feel guilty because I think I could be a much better person if i didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

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Three Days by LoveTheCoat reviews
A short, two-part look at Brian's state of mind immediately post 1x22 and prior to 2x1. *COMPLETE*
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Walk Alone by LoveTheCoat reviews
A short ficlet focusing on Brian's POV of the events at the end of episode 2.20. Rated M for language. Any errors are mine.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Wait for the Dawn by Errik's angel reviews
During the summer after Buffy's death Willow and Tara must renegotiate their changed lives and talk about the past and the future. They have a lot to talk about. But the needs of their relationship are complicated by grief, Dawn, and the Hellmouth. One shot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Kinney Kisses by Predec2 reviews
Brian has a unique approach to Valentine's Day, but I don't think Justin will mind. One-shot for the holiday.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
The Only Man I Ever Loved by Sammy07 reviews
Post-Saw. Lawrence succumbs to his injuries after managing to get help for Adam. Adam, grief-stricken, doesn't know what to think when he finds himself falling in love with another person. SLASH. Don't read if you don't like.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008
I Learned To Love Again by GodGudKami reviews
Lawrence Gordon, a member of the New York police force, had thought that he’d put all feelings of love and compassion behind him long ago. Adam Faulkner, a criminal, thought the same. But they were both wrong. Adam/Lawrence, AU SLASH.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,384 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008
Acting Like Animals by theMENTALalchemist reviews
One normal morning, tragedy strikes and the team is turned into animals. Can they go back to being human? Just a short story that I hope makes you laugh. Enjoy. :
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Hello, Gorgeous by Insidiously reviews
Just a smutty oneshot filled with Adam/Lawrence goodness. Very, uh, sexual. Read at your own risk!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Night by SALJStella reviews
Adam lives his days in fear. Fear of Jigsaw, fear of the darkness, and still fear that the night won't come. Simply because at night, his phantom is there, and he gets to live again. AdamLawrence.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon - Complete
I Wouldn't Change A Thing by SALJStella reviews
After living a life of silent hatred, both Adam and Lawrence relize, in the exact same moment, that if that's the only prize they have to pay for meeting each other, they still wouldn't change a thing. AdamLawrence.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon - Complete
Forever This by Jiggysaw reviews
Takes place after Jeff shoots Amanda in Saw III. Amanda goes into the afterlife, only to find that Adam and Lawrence are stuck there. Short one-shot. Slight Adam/Lawrence.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon - Complete
Together At Last by SALJStella reviews
We all wanted a happy ending... Especially when it comes to Adam and Lawrence, right? This story picks up after Lawrence leaves the bathroom, and it's a tale of love, but more than anything, friendship, bigger than anything else in the world. AdamLawrence
Saw - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon - Complete
I'll Be Okay by SALJStella reviews
It's been a year since Saw 1. Neither Adam or Lawrence died, and some of their questions are left unanswered. When they meet again, interesting things can happen... If you know what I mean... AdamLawrence slash. Rated for language, drug use and mild gore.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon - Complete
Newborn by Nny11 reviews
Victor and his first moments with his child.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Things that get you onthe wrong end of an AK spell by alyssialui reviews
As the title says. Some are mean. Some are funny. Its how you look at it. Please no flames
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
THINGS CORPSE BRIDE WOULD NEVER SAY! by alyssialui reviews
i thought what other things could i make off of a great movie. then it hit me... Corpse Bride. hope you like it
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Things HP characters wud neva say! by alyssialui reviews
Heres another list of various situations, scenarios and statements taht the characters of the Potterverse would never utter from their mouths, JKRowling forbid. I hope you find it funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,489 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Things Jack Skellington would never say by alyssialui reviews
Finally thought up some of these. Its because I never watched the movie, although I luved Jack. I jus thought he was sexci :D...Hope everyone luvs it
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by alyssialui reviews
i see tons of these all over the place. thought id post my own. ideas are welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Westley's Pain or The Pit of Despair by Christine Writer reviews
Westley's POV during The Machine set to 50. Involves going to hell and coming back.My first Princess Bride work, be nice. Oneshot.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Clinging To A Memory by Joywriter reviews
This poem is inspired by the “love scene” sequence in 'Saw', where Adam and Lawrence finally come together in the far corner of the bathroom.
Saw - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
For Buttercup by Speak Out reviews
A poem of Westley's feelings before Buttercup realized his love. For my english class.
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Rebirth by MorningHell reviews
[Saw] Scarred them for life, yes. But did he also help them?...What do you take for granted now, Doctor? Slash, malexmale romance. Ya' been warned
Saw - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,141 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Complete
What You've Gained by supdoc reviews
Short, simple 'Saw' smut. Spoilers ahead. Slash. AL. R&R.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/14/2005
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The Surgeon or the Punk? reviews
When someone from Adam's past comes back into his life, Adam's relationhip with Lawrence is threatened. Rated M for slash and profanity. UPDATES! Finally, for all of you devoted chainshippers, I deliver you a nice, fat update! Enjoy!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,755 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon
The Life and Love of Tara Maclay reviews
Tara relives certain memories throughout an almost Willow-less day. Rated T for some girl/girl romance, but nothing my fellow Tara/Willow fans haven't encountered before, as well as some scenes that depict family violence.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
My Immortal reviews
Lawrence watches Adam sleep. Just to be safe, rated M for mild slash
Saw - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
The Forsaken and Forgotten reviews
The ending of "Saw" through the eyes of Lawrence and Adam. Rated M for profanity, gore, and a tiny bit of slash. Note: the tiny bit of slash was my own idea. Everything else belongs to Leigh Whannell, James Wan, and Lionsgate.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Bloodbath reviews
Someone is turning "Saw 6" from a harmless horror movie into a snuff film. A Leimes fanfic, the one I requested help with. Rated M for profanity, gore, and possible slash. I mean no disrespect to any real person in this fic. This story is purely fictional
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008
Patrick reviews
Somebody's not happy about Jack and Sally's relationship. Review if you want, but please, no flames.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2008
Attention Saw Freaks reviews
I need your help! Please read!
Saw - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Sawturama reviews
How different would the Saw story be if its characters were replaced by those from Futurama? Find out here. If you've seen Saw, you know what kind of language to expect and will understand why this story is given an M rating.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007
Deja Vu reviews
Lawrence and Adam find themselves in a familiar situation. Will Adam kill Lawrence to stay alive? Or will they join Zep, left to rot in the Bathroom from Hell? No really graphic slash, but some slash references. Rated M for profanity and gore.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Emily Van Dort reviews
A story about Victor and Victoria's freespirited daughter. What happens when she not only brings a corpse to life herself, but she also falls in love with him? What will Victor and Victoria do when an old enemy comes back for revenge?
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2007
The Haunting reviews
Amanda meets four angry spirits: victims of Jigsaw's games. Note: I was going for funny here with this story. A surprise appearance for any Ginger Snaps fan. Good reviews only please. Bear with me if I got the names of any characters from Saw 2 and 3 wron
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Decisions, Decisions reviews
After their encounter with Jigsaw, our favorite doctor and voyeur begin to see each other in a different light. The original ending was bugging me, so I wrote a new one. Good reviews only, please. Rated M for profanity and a couple of slash scenes.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
A Canadian Werewolf In Sunnydale reviews
Sequel to Love is Wild. Ginger Snaps Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Not done yet, let me know what you think. Suggestions more than welcome.
Ginger Snaps - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2007
A Match Made in Halloween Town reviews
All right, everyone. 'Sally's Creation' is now 'A Match Made in Halloween Town'. So many readers liked it, I decided to flesh it out a bit. Enjoy the longer story, everyone!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2007
Love is Wild: Sam's Story reviews
A what if story about Sam. What if he had survived Ginger's attack? Would he become a werewolf? Would he be cured by the monkshood? More importantly, would he and Brigitte end up together?
Ginger Snaps - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
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