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entire quote collection found and compilated to suit me.
"If you take what they're giving you,you deserve what you get."
"They can break the skin ,as long as you break their bones."-demon proverb
"There's no such thing as nearly dead; only kicking and alive."-demon proverb
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."-Teddy Roosevelt
"Idiocy,like reality, is just a state of mind."
"We're all gay on the inside, it's just to what extent."-Ron White
"Lemon chicken,in reference to the fanfiction world, is sexually aroused poultry."-Psychos-Anonymous aka,P.A.
"Gravity is a myth,the Earth sucks."
"4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep."
"The believer is happy,the doubter is wise."
"He who is wisest,says least."
"We are only accurate,when we know little;with knowledge,doubt increases."-Johann Geothe
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."-Tony Follari
"Quick, pick a colour between 1 and B."
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."-Kong Fu Tze
"Love is life;and if you miss love,you miss life."-Leo Buscaglia
"You can close your eyes to reality, but not the memories."-Stainslaw J. Lec
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable,that we have to change it every 6 months."-Oscar Wilde
"Life is just one damned thing after another."-Elbert Hubbard
"We are always in our own company."Friedrich Neitzsche
"I'm not afraid of death, but dying scares the hell out of me."-Jack Cleary
"I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear."-Margaret Smith
"Some people are like slinkies.Not really good for anything,but you can't help but smile when one tumbles down the stairs."
"The blue pineapples.They fly."
"Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam,with eggs,with spam,hold the eggs."
"WHERE'S MY SKITTLES BITCH!!!"-P.A. looking at a rainbow
"You know what they say,'curiosity killed the cat...or got it laid...whichever comes first."-P.A.
"DON'T BOTHER ME!!I'm on my afternoon high.BBBUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZ..."
"Teachers are trying to destroy my sanity..or what's left of it."-P.A.
"Shiny objects attract me."-P.A.
"PREPS KILL POLARBEARS!!!"-P.A.
"You wasted a bullet!That could of killed a man."-P.A.
"Kurama has a sexy scream...Hiei yawns sssooo cute...Yusuke looks good without a shirt on...Kuwabara is a sick fool...Touya has lovely eyes...What did Jin say?...Keiko is naive bitch that wears her grandmother's clothes and doesn't understand the minds of demons and their fighting."-Ariana Miyuki
"But flesh of the lower beast tastes goood."-P.A.
"Who came first the chicken or the egg?It doesn't matter 'cuz they're both gonna be eaten anyway!"P.A.
"Yes,mom.Woot is an emotion."-P.A.
"Love is a lot like dancing.You must surrender yourself to the music."-Latina Jun
"I think our gym teacher is a sexual predator..."-P.A.
"What books won't teach us,life will show us."-Latino proverb
"Real education should be drawing the goodness and the best out of our own students.What better books can there there be than the book of humanity?"-Ceaser Chavez
'If this is the true light,
We find comfort in the darkness
Even if we stumble,
We are no longer helpless.'
'What is this craving? What is its cause and why does it make me want to cover my flaws?
What if this craving equals more sins?
If it love i desire, then where is my prince?
If its chocolate I crave,then wont I get fat?
If its attention I seek then label me a spoilt brat..
If its adventure I long for hand me a map..
If its dope I hope for,then send me to rehab.
If its freedom I need,then give me wings..
If its pain I feel,get rid of the stings..
It its blood I crave then hand me a knife..
If its useless to save me...then take my life...'
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow.Learn as if you were to live forever."-Mahatma Gandhi
"And that's all I have to say about that."-Forrest Gump
"Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of."
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are god."
"If you think someone's sexy tell them...If you think someone's ugly tell them...If you think someone's psychotic because they want to take over the world...Join them!"-Ariana Miyuki
"Liars,backstabbers,cheaters,promise breakers,gossipers...welcome to High School."
"I like life.It's something to do."-Ronnie Shakes
"We were born to die anyhow."-Mexican Proverb
"I do not want people to be agreeable,as it saves me the trouble of liking them."-Jane Austen
"An appeaser is one who feeds the crocodile,hoping it will eat him last."-Winston Churchill
"Why attack god?He may be as miserable as we are."-Erik Satie
"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."-Plato
"All that is gold does not glitter.Not all those that wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien
"If you want an audience,start a fight."-Gaelic Proverb
"Kurama just got off the short bus..."-Hn.Fool(SSA)
"Yusuke still rides the short bus..."-Hn.Fool(SSA)
"Will Yusuke ever get OFF the short bus?!"-Hn.Fool(SSA)
"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."-Mary Wilson Little
"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind."-Aristotle
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"-Edgar Bergen
"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work."-Aristotle
"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."-Bertrand Russell
"Getting fired is nature's way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place."-Hal Lancaster
"When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt."-Henry J. Kaiser
"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else."-James M. Barrie
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment."-Robert Benchley
"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."-Will Rogers
"Only two things are infinite,the universe and stupidity,and I'm not sure about the former."-Einstein
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers.This is a cruel libel,even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."-Einstein
"Before God we are all equally wise-and equally foolish."-Albert Einstein
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics.I can assure you mine are still greater."-Albert Einstein
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."-Albert Einstein
"I never think of the future-it comes soon enough."-Albert Einstein
"If I had only known,I would have been a locksmith."-Albert Einstein
"If you are out to describe the truth,leave elegance to the tailor."-Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowledge..."-Albert Einstein
"Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression;in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.
"Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet."-Albert Einstein
"Reading,after a certain age,diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits.Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."-Albert Einstein
"The important thing is not to stop questioning.Curiosity has its own reason for existing.One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity,of life,of the marvelous structure of reality.It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day.Never lose a holy curiosity."-Albert Einstein
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.It is the source of all true art and science."-Albert Einstein
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible."-Albert Einstein
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."-Albert Einstein
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself."-Albert Einstein
"Yes,we have to divide up our time like that,between our politics and our equations.But to me our equations are far more important,for politics are only a matter of present concern.A mathematical equation stands forever."-Albert Einstein
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality,they are not certain;and as far as they are certain,they do not refer to reality."-Albert Einstein
"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."-Albert Einstein
"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom."-Albert Einstein
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."-Albert Einstein
"If the facts don't fit the theory,change the facts."-Albert Einstein
"Insanity:doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."-Albert Einstein
"Not everything that can be counted counts,and not everything that counts can be counted."-Albert Einstein
"Reality is merely an illusion,albeit a very persistent one."-Albert Einstein
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."-Albert Einstein
"The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them."-Albert Einstein
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."-Albert Einstein
"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war."-Albert Einstein
"At any rate,I am convinced that he does not play dice."-Albert Einstein about god
"If A is success in life,then A equals x plus y plus z.Work is x;y is play;and z is keeping your mouth shut."-Albert Einstein
"Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds.The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly."-Albert Einstein
"When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint,something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about."-Albert Einstein
"You see,wire telegraph is a kind of a very,very long cat.You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.Do you understand this?And radio operates exactly the same way:you send signals here,they receive them there.The only difference is that there is no cat."-Albert Einstein on the radio
"You see things as they are and ask,'Why?'I dream things as they never were and ask,'Why not?'"-George Bernard Shaw
"I do not believe in god because I do not believe in Mother Goose."-Clarence Darrow
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure--that is all that agnosticism means."-Clarence Darrow
"If god kills,lies,cheats,discriminates,and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame,that's okay,he's god.He can do whatever he wants.Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality,decency,justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite."-Dennis McKinsey
"My atheism,like that of Spinoza,is true pity towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image to be servants of their human interests."-George Santayana
"One thing I have no worry about is whether god exists.But it has occurred to me that god has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist."-Jane Wagner
"How do I define god?I don't...People who find such conceptions important for themselves have every right to frame them as they like.Personally,I don't.That's why you haven't found my 'thoughts on this critical question.' I have none, because I see no need for them."-Noam Chomsky
"When men destroy their old gods they will find new ones to take their place."-Pearl S. Buck
"Believing in gods always causes confusion."-Pearl S. Buck
"As to the gods, I have no means of knowing either that they exist or do not exist."-Protagoras
'Do not pass by my epitaph, traveler.
"Question with boldness even the existence of a god;because,if there be one,he must more approve of the homage of reason,than that of blind-folded fear."-Thomas Jefferson
"I don't spend much time thinking about whether god exists.I don't consider that a relevant question.It's unanswerable and irrelevant to my life,so I put it in the category of things I can't worry about."-Wendy Kaminer
"The point is not to pay back kindness,but to pass it on."-Julia Alveraz
"Smile, and the world will smile back.Laugh, and they'll all think your on drugs."
"...In the bathroom?"-many people i know
"Oh crap,that's our gay stalker."-Walter(Jeff's first puppet)
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