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Joined 12-17-06, id: 1183815, Profile Updated: 12-01-12
Author has written 20 stories for Shakespeare, Artemis Fowl, Spider-Man, and Runaways.

First things first: Here's my novel. Just check it out...it makes me happy. :) Online serial novel, totally free, updated every week or every other week or so, depending on how busy I am.

Name: You can call me Cookies, but my full name is Demented Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Double Chocolate-Chip Cookies. I know, kind of a mouthful (pun intended). That's why I just stick to Cookies. Or DC. I've heard both.

Bio - Demented Cookies began writing at a young age with a rusty typewriter and a finite number of pages which he had to completely white-out every so often and reuse because his parents were pressuring him to be a doctor and would not buy him paper for fear of encouraging this awful habit that could lead nowhere good. Much to the chagrin of his parents, he attended university with a double major in literature and philosophy, with a minor in popular culture (television emphasis), which only added fuel to the fire and resulted in his parents disowning him and writing him out of their wills. Despite these unsupportive harpies, he has lived a rich and full life since graduation and currently lives in a small log cabin in the woods of Washington with his two cats (Mr. Strange and Mr. Norrell), four dogs (Frodo, Samwise, Meriadoc, and Peregrin), and moose (Fluffy). He also enjoys completely fabricating online bios because why not.


Favorite books - Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, House of the Spirits, Picnic on Paradise, The Dispossessed, The Left Hand of Darkness, Artemis Fowl (the entire series!!), the Earthsea series, His Dark Materials

Favorite graphic novels/comic books - Runaways, The Amazing Spider-Man, Tintin, Asterix, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and The Marvelous Land of Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Seasons 8 and 9, Angel: After the Fall, Spike: After the Fall ... anything in the Buffyverse, really. They're all quite good.

Favorite writers - Eoin Colfer, Ursula K. Le Guin, Philip Pullman, Joanna Russ, Susanna Clarke, God (by which I mean Joss Whedon)

What I like to write - Fantasy and science fiction, mostly. Some poetry when I'm in the right mood. But I have a secret little fetish for writing pointless romance one-shots.

Stats on my current fanfictions -

(Artemis Fowl) Wings of Fairies : I am currently in the process of writing the sequel. I have it (mostly) plotted out, but because of stupid freaking high school I have not yet had the time to begin writing it. Teachers think I have no life outside of school! D:

(Artemis Fowl) Like Father, Like Daughter : Currently on hiatus. I'm in the process of rewriting it because I recently reread it and it's frikkin awful. I'm adding an actual plot and some interesting characters and soon it will be readable.

Currently reading - Some Edgar Allen Poe short stories. I've been far to busy, unfortunately, to commit to any novels.


Quote of the week!: "Remember to always be yourself ... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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SpiderMan's Blog by Brooklynnx reviews
SpiderMan has decided to jump on the internet bandwagon and start blogging. Hell, if Johnny Storm started doing it, then why can't he? Enjoy his recaps of exciting and notsoexciting events, from saving the world to life in general.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Search To New Life by singstar microphone reviews
Abby is just an ordinary school girl, with a good life. but when her family are killed in an explosion, her life is destroyed. She becomes rebelious. She then get's sent to Ireland to fix her behaviour. Will Artemis Fowl cure her? or break her further?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008
Artemis Fowl, meet Claire Davenport by Bookworm579 reviews
She found vampires, so why not fairies? Looks like Miss Davenport bit off a little more than she could chew when she crossed Artemis Fowl though.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
A Hogwarts Transaction by M00nW0lf reviews
Hogwarts believes Artemis is a wizard because of the magic in his blood. He hears from his friends about a powerful man, and only one seems to be against him, Draco Malfoy. One negative comment, the guy cant be that bad, or can he? Spoilers from HP6 & AF5
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Artemis F.
Artemis Gets Sorted Out by celticfox reviews
What if at age eleven Artemis found out he was a wizard? How long does it take one child genius to mess up The Sorcerer's Stone? My first story, please review! -THIS IS DEAD. IT IS NEVER UPDATING. EVER. I HATE IT NOW.-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Artemis F.
Unexpected Happenings by Books obssessed reviews
A new enemy has appeared and places Holly in a difficult dilemna. Artemis Fowl has secrets of his own to which he has yet to expose...which will affect the People as well. With danger at their heels, survival in the human world becomes more difficult.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Copyright by celticfox reviews
This is me. Making fun of Eragon. Now even more annoying: I put myself in the story! Flames are welcomed. Please, feel free to flame. I will laugh at you.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007
Fangirl Conference by fowlfan reviews
Artemis and Holly go to a fan conference, little do they know things are about to get ugly, flames are expected but I'm just trying to be realistic here folks, enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fragments of a Photograph by Savage Valentine reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots of Runaways related stories. All characters, ratings from K to T, mostly sticking to K or Kplus I would think, most genres
Runaways - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007
The Airport Incident by fowlfan reviews
What would happen if the trio of Artemis, Butler and Holly went to the airport? It's in joke form, a little something me and my brother thought up. My first story! warning ooc a bit.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
School for Dummies by Realilly reviews
Artemis is in middle school with OMG popularzzz! and sarcastic, slightly perverted girls, not to mention teachers that must be broken in. Ch. 9: Artemis hires Juliet's services for a dinner with Mssrs. Lipton and Strait & drama rises w chrissy and her bf!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,057 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Artemis F.
Perspective by otter cook reviews
Susan Storm found it funny. Reed Richards didn't. [JohnnyxPeter, slash, AU, Xover with Fantastic 4]
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl:i cant think of a good name by Haruka and Hikari reviews
My first...no flames please!...Holly goes to Artemis's for a party...they get sucked into the world of Eragon...and...of course...save the world again...ArtyxHolly... BTW...this comes AFTER TLC. just pretend Root's alive!i stink at summeries..
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Late Show by Jenncat reviews
Dragonsinger's Against All Odds Ficathon Prompt 12: Fandom: Marvel Comics: Runaways. Character: Gert Yorkes. Situation: She's not going to die in a stupid fire. Not if she has anything to say about it. Here's her backup plan.
Runaways - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Sitting, wishing, waiting by x.BadWolfRose.x reviews
It's been three years since Holly disappeared, and Trouble Kelp has waited all this time for her to return. Now that she finally has, will things still be the same? Or will new relationships form? a HollyxTrouble fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,050 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Girl Problems by ToMakeMeTame reviews
Artemis is surfing the internet one day when suddenly a popup… er… pops up. The resulting fiasco has Butler and Juliet on the floor in hysterical laughter, and has Artemis delivering several Glares of Death. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Wanda and Mr Wiggles by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
This is perhaps the most distressing, disturbing and tragic tale of all. We have all come to love both Wanda and Mr Wiggles, but can they learn to coexist happily? Or will devastation, despair and death prevail?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Don't Underestimate Me! by Turin resurrected reviews
Artemis and Butler, the ideal team? Backtrack to their early days: Toddler Artemis refuses to let Butler 'order' him and the Green Beret commander would rather die than admit that he has finally met his match IN A ONE YEAR OLD BABY!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Behind The Wheel by LadyTyrant reviews
Artemis is not good at driving and Butler, as his teacher, is yelling advice and such at him.Better then summary. Artemis is off character slightly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
A June Wedding by catharticdeficit reviews
We're planning a June wedding.' Master Artemis had no idea how right he would be. Minerva x Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Crossover: Swoonworthy by porpierita reviews
Crossover oneshot! Who's the most swoonworthy for you? Contest where YOU get to decide in your reviews! Contestants: Draco Malfoy Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Nathaniel Bartimaeus, Murtagh Inheritence. Read and review with your selections!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Artemis F., Nathaniel - Complete
The Fowl Family Files: Monster InLaw by Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox xX reviews
FILE 1 Tales from the Fowl Family Files. Artemis and Holly are to be wed and nothing is standing in there way... except for Artemis's mother... [HUMOR][ROMANCE] FINAL CHAPTER OUT! Look out for the next fiction in the series, Nevermore.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,969 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
The Random Retardedness of The World by dracorox225 reviews
Evil potatos! Holly is triggerhappy! Artemis is a wintah' flowah! You have to read to understand, but even then, you most likely still won't! Abandoned. Srry ppl!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by dracorox225 reviews
I dont have a disclaimer on each chapter so I DONT OWN ANYTHING. Ok, Artemis and the gang get dragged into a game of truth or dare, they sleep over, Artemis in a dress, chaos ensues. So,hope you like it. R&R, HollyxArty
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Midnight Snacking by Twilight Scribe reviews
An account of J. Jonah Jameson's last moments as he's visited by an old... friend. Warning: Yummy, yummy gore on levels you would expect in a Marvel Zombies fic.
Marvel Zombies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
A Tale of Three Series by White Viper reviews
What happens when you take characters from Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings, give them weird personalities, and throw them together? Two words: mass chaos! Rated PG for reference to alcohol and some minor violence and language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/9/2004
Public Toilet by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
Artemis and Holly were only trying to take their children out for an exciting birthday, but it all turns rather nasty when one child is involved in a rather complex accident, will anyone be able to save her? Or will she be lost forever?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the House Elf by RockSunner reviews
When Holly is caught in a house elf contract, Artemis must infiltrate Hogwarts to free her. Crossover with Harry Potter. Spoilers for TLC and HBP.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis's Piercing by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
It's so annoying when your strict fairy wife refuses to let you get a piercing, but this time has Holly imposed too many rules upon Artemis, he can only be pushed so far and he's on the brink of rebelling, does this spell disaster?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Moonlight and Conversation by Sandoz reviews
After running away for the second time, Chase and Gert share a romantic moment alone on the beach. Almost.
Runaways - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Julius got ran over by a centaur by Hermes priestess reviews
I know it doesn't rhyme all that well okay, pretty much not at all but I was rushed....
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Kill the Messenger by ronnocc reviews
[[Ender's Game]] No matter how hard he tries, Ender never seems to win. [[EnderAlai, rating for safety]]
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
I Hope by Twilight Scribe reviews
How pitiful. What a pathetic choice of last words...
Marvel Zombies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Toxic Love by Jamie Love reviews
Sequel to Arranged Love. Holly's baby is born. Artemis is a father. Nothing can spoil his happiness. But a few people say otherwise. Now Holly and Artemis are once again fighting for thier lives and the life of thier newborn baby. R&R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
I have a WHAT? by I was Born on a Pirate Ship reviews
After an unexpected and life threatening accident Artemis' parents decide to tell him something that they probably should have told him 14 years ago. The rating is just because I'm probably going to swear a bit ok? PLEASE REVIEW!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Cinderella Fairytale by Brizo reviews
'What are you? Her fairy godmother or something' Artemis Fowl pg 80 What if Foaly really was Holly's Fairy Godmother? Artemis Fowl characters in the fairytale Cinderella. WARNING: You may look like a freak for laughing at a computer screen. /AxH/ [Abandoned]
Crossover - Fairy Tales & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Holly S.
The Love Below by moxearlee reviews
Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,131 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Artemis F.
Family Secrets by Jamie Love reviews
When Root died, a few people decided to keep his memory alive. But their attempts were shoved into storage. Now, fifty five years later, Judith Root, a helpless young intern, finds out many secrets about her family that were hidden from her long ago.Done!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Julius R. - Complete
You're Beautiful by padfootvfd reviews
With the mindwipe quickly approaching, the LEP's favorite fairy has just moments to confess the truth to a certain mud boy, or regret it forever. ArtyHolly oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Roses are Red by Serpentira reviews
A HollyArtemis oneshot. After TOD. Holly stops by Fowl Manor, and gets a plesant surprise.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Adorabelle by Tie Kerl reviews
One-shot: A short, pointless story about what would happen if Artemis Fowl the Second built up an immunity to Mary-Sues...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
An Arty Epic by Ocarina reviews
Artemis Fowl takes on Hogwarts.... Juliet tags along....get back in the cupboard, Harry! Cheap thrills, I know! But how can I resist!? ;) Lots of sadistic twists!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2003
Annoying, Hilarious, and Down Right Weird Emails by QueenTigris reviews
First chapter is a little peek into Artemis's inbox and second chapter is the chat room! I think I'll start the next chapter real soon! Enjoy everybody! And don't forget to review! Because I do so LOVE reviews!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
Artemis Fowl: The Cousin's Conspiracy by The Violist reviews
Artemis Fowl. Middle Earth. Bad combination. Especially when two hobbit-obsessive, ANNOYING girls come along for the ride. Rated for a little swearing. Tiny bit of mush. VERY FUNNY! (COMPLETE) written before EC came out
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,681 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Complete
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Like Father, Like Daughter reviews
Rewritten! There is a new heir to the Fowl inheritance, one who is unaware of the previous Fowl's multi-species dealings. To match, there is a new fairy, descended from an old enemy, who would like very much to exterminate those who threaten her. R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011
Normality reviews
In which Artemis ponders the advantages and disadvantages of being normal and whether or not he should or could be so. Rated T for brief use of *GASP!* the S-word! D:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter: Round One reviews
Artemis III is nothing like her father, a wealthy businessman. But then she overhears her parents in a private conversation...please R&R. Rated for mild language and what might happen in later chapters.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Artemis F.
Wings of Fairies reviews
Artemis Fowl is stuck in San Francisco with relatives. When old foes turn up with new tricks, how can he help with an obnoxious, teenage basketball jock tagging along? A rewrite of Fairywings. If you haven't read Fairywings, don't. Read this one instead!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Fairywings reviews
Artemis is in San Francisco visiting relatives when something bad, really bad, happens in Haven. How can he help with an annoying teenage basketball jock tagging along at his heels? Is Haven doomed? Better than it sounds! Please R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Let it Snow reviews
Artemis gets an unexpected visitor on Christmas Eve. Haha, shortest summary ever. Look at all this room I have! Please R&R even if you don't celebrate Christmas. Christmas is kind of overrated anyway. I still have all this room! Ahh...this isOOPSNOMOREROO
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Early Train reviews
This is a kinda sadish fic about Commander Root, from Holly's perspective. I just heard this song, and just had to write this story, so here you go.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
In Which Fantasy is Reality reviews
Molly has a new fav book. The story's a tale of adventure and the characters are daring and deadly. They escape the pages and invade the Runaways' world. Nico's the only one who can send them back but then falls in love with the deadliest of them all...
Runaways - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Sister Trouble reviews
Jordan is just one ordinary boy with an annoying sister. Meanwhile, LEP receives word that Opal's sister is out and about causing trouble. I'm running out of room...better than it sounds! Please read and review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Holly S.
Rugby reviews
Artemis meets the girl of his dreams and he'll do anything for her. At the same time St. Bartleby's rugby team tryouts are starting. What happens when Arty's girl tells him to join the team? better than it sounds. R&R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Never Forget Me reviews
Based on the song Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac, Artemis is staying in contact with Minerva after he returned from Hybras. Juliet doesn't like that...R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Fan Girl Attack on Chateau Paradizo reviews
Read and review to me what you think. Is Minerva a real Mary Sue who deserves to be hated like a wild maniacal animal or is she misunderstood. R&R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Fairywings IV: Demon Overthrow reviews
Continuing F III. Our heroes must proceed with the plan...the supposedly foolproof, couldbe fatal plan...to stop the villainous Commander Sool and a group of angry demons. I suck at summaries. Better than it sounds! R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Holly S., Opal K. - Complete
Caught in a Venus Fly Trap reviews
Kinda sucky title. Peter and MJ have absolutely forbade their daughter May to continue as SpiderGirl. But she is determined to stick with her identity. To prove herself, she decides to go after a duo that commit murder for fun...it may cost her her life.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Fairywings III: Demon Uprising reviews
The third story in the Fairywings trilogy but with enough reviews I might make it a series. It's time for the Fowls to return to Ireland. The couldn't have picked a worse time. The demons want revenge... R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
A Midsummer Day's Reality reviews
A dangerous fugitive is on the loose. It's up to Artemis and Holly to find him and bring him back to Haven. But crashlanding in Athens isn't quite what they expected. Another crossover of mine. I love crossovers!
Crossover - Shakespeare & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Doorway to Cittàgazze reviews
REWRITTEN! YAY! Artemis has created a door. Not just any old door. It leads to other worlds! But what about Specters, the maneating creatures invisible to kids? Ugh, I suck at summaries. Better than it sounds, much better. R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Artemis F., Juliet B.
Fairywings II: Prisoner of Alcatraz reviews
Sequel to Fairywings. Artemis is still in SF and he thinks Lauryn knows nothing of the people. He doesn't know how wrong he is. And Mulch is in trouble. Can they save Mulch without getting themselves killed too?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Fan Fiction Gone Wild reviews
What would happen if the characters from your fan fiction came to life and started messing up your house? And blew up your car? And ate your comic books? Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Clone Saga reviews
Someone is back. Someone that died many years ago. Someone that Artemis and Holly miss dearly. But when they learn more about him, they wish he had never left the underworld... R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete