Author has written 20 stories for Shakespeare, Artemis Fowl, Spider-Man, and Runaways.
First things first:. Just check it out...it makes me happy. :) Online serial novel, totally free, updated every week or every other week or so, depending on how busy I am.
Name: You can call me Cookies, but my full name is Demented Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Double Chocolate-Chip Cookies. I know, kind of a mouthful (pun intended). That's why I just stick to Cookies. Or DC. I've heard both.
Bio - Demented Cookies began writing at a young age with a rusty typewriter and a finite number of pages which he had to completely white-out every so often and reuse because his parents were pressuring him to be a doctor and would not buy him paper for fear of encouraging this awful habit that could lead nowhere good. Much to the chagrin of his parents, he attended university with a double major in literature and philosophy, with a minor in popular culture (television emphasis), which only added fuel to the fire and resulted in his parents disowning him and writing him out of their wills. Despite these unsupportive harpies, he has lived a rich and full life since graduation and currently lives in a small log cabin in the woods of Washington with his two cats (Mr. Strange and Mr. Norrell), four dogs (Frodo, Samwise, Meriadoc, and Peregrin), and moose (Fluffy). He also enjoys completely fabricating online bios because why not.
Favorite books - Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, House of the Spirits, Picnic on Paradise, The Dispossessed, The Left Hand of Darkness, Artemis Fowl (the entire series!!), the Earthsea series, His Dark Materials
Favorite graphic novels/comic books - Runaways, The Amazing Spider-Man, Tintin, Asterix, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and The Marvelous Land of Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Seasons 8 and 9, Angel: After the Fall, Spike: After the Fall ... anything in the Buffyverse, really. They're all quite good.
Favorite writers - Eoin Colfer, Ursula K. Le Guin, Philip Pullman, Joanna Russ, Susanna Clarke, God (by which I mean Joss Whedon)
What I like to write - Fantasy and science fiction, mostly. Some poetry when I'm in the right mood. But I have a secret little fetish for writing pointless romance one-shots.
Stats on my current fanfictions -
(Artemis Fowl) Wings of Fairies : I am currently in the process of writing the sequel. I have it (mostly) plotted out, but because of stupid freaking high school I have not yet had the time to begin writing it. Teachers think I have no life outside of school! D:
(Artemis Fowl) Like Father, Like Daughter : Currently on hiatus. I'm in the process of rewriting it because I recently reread it and it's frikkin awful. I'm adding an actual plot and some interesting characters and soon it will be readable.
Currently reading - Some Edgar Allen Poe short stories. I've been far to busy, unfortunately, to commit to any novels.
Quote of the week!: "Remember to always be yourself ... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
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