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I'm gonna warn you, I'm not a nice guy. I do not coddle bad stories, and although I sometimes outright insult fanfic's, I try and give actual criticism to those whom have potential. Some fics are just awesome.

Most of the time I read Ranma 1/2 fanfiction, but a few gems I read of other places can be just fine. In particular, I frequest Naruto, Pokemon, and Harry Potter fanfiction, although not nearly as often do I find a good one. In fact, many of the fics that I read for these categories are better then canon.

I should mention that I sometimes accidently 'favorite' stories that I try to review, due to the fact I STILL can't remember that they moved the review button.

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Pokémon FOCUS by ConKipcha reviews
Where do all the Pokémon go when they can't cope with everyday life anymore? To Pokémon Rehab of course! Acceptance into F.O.C.U.S. is highly coveted by potential trainers, but do they have what it takes to fix these peculiar Pokémon? :Original 151 only:
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,398 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/4/2009
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,670 - Reviews: 4991 - Favs: 7,896 - Follows: 8,654 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,381 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Blue/Green (unspecified)
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 6,017 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Skin by Usagi Squared reviews
Jonouchi Katsuya will always look out for his friends, no matter how weird things get. That means he will keep on fighting, whether facing maniacs with freaky powers, monsters from a childrens game, or the fact Kaiba's a girl. Wait, what? Warnings inside
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 121 - Words: 1,808,934 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5528 - Favs: 8,302 - Follows: 8,917 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Limbo by pirate kit reviews
The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Harbinger
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3604 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 3,049 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Between Deception and Truth by Lord Archive reviews
The Akatsuki has begun their hunt and Naruto has only started his training under Jiraiya. The means to protect Naruto goes beyond what any person has ever been asked to undertake before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,199 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/22/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Three Minutes to Midnight by Hardcore Heathen reviews
Naruto begins his genin career under the tutelage of Mitarashi Anko. He quickly learns that he has never hated anyone this much in his entire life. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
The Golden Power by DBAinsw reviews
[TP]The Golden Power is omnipotent and omniscient. Its true nature is beyond mortal ken, but only mortals can decide how it is used. Any third of it could dominate the planet, but only all three together can save it. A tale of Royalty, Gods, and a Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 319,770 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007
Dark Titans by Lathis reviews
The ongoing adventures of Heroes and Martial Artists alike, as two very different worlds collide. The Story so far: It's time for Ryouga to finally begin Terra's training . . . but what's this? Looks like Jinx is back, and on a mission of her own.
Crossover - Ranma & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 440,791 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Ryoga, Raven
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
A Mile in Your Eyes by Araceil reviews
When Harry is left on Petunia's doorstep, she panics and writes a letter to her estranged older sister who eloped some years ago with a foreigner, Rosemary Evans. Four years later, it arrives on her doorstep, only her name is Kaede Haruno now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Sakura H.
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Ninja Chef Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Blind Sight by LigerJager reviews
When shinobi are banished from their village, what happens? Do they live? Do they die? Or do they disappear? Politics is an ugly game after all, and more than one great ninja has been lost in those dangerous shadows...or are they?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,793 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 7,559 - Follows: 7,298 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Ranma and The Genie by The Heavenly Turnip reviews
Ranma makes an amazing discovery in a cave of wonders. Even he isn't prepared for the Genie's weirdness. This story doesn't focus on a pairing as much as it focuses on Ranma's development as a character. Lets see where the adventure takes him.
Crossover - Ranma & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Ranma, Genie
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10321 - Favs: 12,752 - Follows: 5,219 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4965 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 4,107 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Soulborn by nyet khan reviews
Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ichigo K.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001