kalim007
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-18-06, id: 1184044, Profile Updated: 01-08-10
Author has written 5 stories for Valdemar universe.

Welcome to my profile!

I don't quite know what to say here. I am attempting to write humorous stories... ? Oh, well. You want to know something? Email me.

Some facts about me:

I like penguins and horses.

I am a teacher.

I love video games.

And that's about it!

Thanks for looking, and if you have any questions, please do not hestitate to contact me.

If I Were a Herald by ChaosLightning13 reviews
The Heralds have long protected Valdemar from harm. But the events about to unfold are like nothing they ever expected. Will this new Herald save them from certain doom, or will she cause the destruction of all they hold dear?
Valdemar universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 194,962 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Frustrated Wishes reviews
Amberfeather and Winddancer find each other very interesting, but things keep interrupting their alone time! See what happens to two scouts as they try to get to know each other. Sequel to Amberfeather's Bad Day Read and review!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007
White Hill reviews
In a tiny little town, things start to go missing. What could be taking them? Does this peaceful place have a thief? With months to go before a Herald passes through, what must they do to solve their problem? R&R, please!
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Amberfeather's Bad Day reviews
It was just supposed to be a typical day in the life of a K'Sheyna scout, but Amberfeather just wasn't having any luck. Join him and others as they all share the story of their bad days. Review, please!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Heralds reviews
Who hasn’t thought about those gorgeous Companions and their perfectlooking Chosen and wanted to do something to annoy them? I mean, they are always so perfect! R&R Please!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy a Hawkbrother reviews
Ever wonder how to truly annoy a Hawkbrother? Here are 25 ways! R&R please!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete