Author has written 6 stories for Suite Life series, Harry Potter, Home Improvement, and Star Trek: 2009.
Hello, for the past forever, I have been momiji'sunusedhalo. I changed my name because the old one was made up when I was probably thirteen years old. Being in college now, I figured it was okay to change it. I have a Deviantart and am trying to post artwork that I have done. my name is ~wery-pink-vatermelon.
I am primarily an artist, not a writer, so I rarely update my own stories. For that I plead your forgiveness.
Current Obsession: Chronicles of Narnia. Edmund Pevensie may just be my favorite character in any series whatsoever. He shows so much growth and change that its inspiring.
I love Criminal Minds more than a lot of things right now. Spencer Reid is my favorite, quickly followed by Emily Prentiss. I love them, he is the show's damsel in distress, and she is badass. I love Star Trek 2009 stories, though i don't think there are anywhere enough stories starring Chekov. National Treasure is awesome because of Riley, poor thing is so underappreciated.I can always fall back to reading Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter stories.
I recently went back and read the only story i have ever posted and completed. Guilt, in the Home Improvement category. i figured that since i wrote it so long ago, it would be terrible, but i have realized that my writing isn't as bad as i thought. You're your own hardest critic, right? so i guess i am pretty proud of that. There aren't nearly enough HI stories here on FF. That show kicks butt, and did for nine seasons.
I currently have a completed six chapter Star Trek 2009 fic. that just needs to be typed. But alas, it will probably never make it on FF because i just can't bring myself to sit down and type it. Oh, me and my old fashioned ways of handwriting my works. I wrote it for my best friend for her birthday and she wants me to post it.
Favorite quotes! (things I have actually said to people)
knocks on door
old angry looking man answers "Hello?"
"Sir, are you aware that your tree is on fire?" points to said tree
"Yes." closes door in my face
"Excuse me, nurse? She doesn't have a shirt on..." points thumb at half undressed elderly lady
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
7 Things I Hate About Everyone
#1: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
#2. People who are willing to get off their @ss to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
#3. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
#4. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No , I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
#5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
#6. When people say, "Life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
#7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here?
Actual Consumer Labels:
- Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (What? But I do that all the time!)
- Bag of candy: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
- Bar of soap: Use like regular soap. (But how do you use regular soap?)
- Dessert (bottom of box): Do not turn upside down. (Too late.)
- Chainsaw: Warning - Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands. (Dammit!)
- Keyboard: Warning - To reduce possibilities of fatal injuries, please read instructions manual.
- Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after consuming. (Because 10-year-olds can totally drive.)
- Child's Superman Costume: Warning - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
- American Airlines Packet of Peanuts: Instructions - Open bag, eat nuts. (Warning: May contain nuts.) (No, really?)
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (yo-yos are still cool
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool. (still pretty freakin awesome)
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
You watched "Recess" and proceeded to complain that everything WHOMPS.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.