Lucia Di Lammermoor
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Joined 12-18-06, id: 1184116, Profile Updated: 07-22-08
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Hellboy, Jhonen Vasquez, Death Note, Gold Digger, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hello! My name is Lucia di Lammermoor, though I've gotten a new account. My new account's pen name is Plum Pudding. I'm going to be rewriting my Kroenen fanfiction because it's embarrassingly bad, and I'm going to write Batman cross-overs and stuff. Mostly comic fanfictions that kind of thing. See ya there!

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Understanding by Anthropometry reviews
Johnny’s escapades during his high school years, as told from the point of view of everyone’s most loathed character: the Head Cheerleader. Set in present day.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Johnny C.
brb suicide by Kitteh and Neo reviews
A bass ackwards universe in which Dib is just your typical emo kid in middle skool, his father isn't the renowned Professor and Zim is actually smart and oh so fabulous. ZADR AU
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,223 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Zim, Dib
One More Chance by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
A complex web brings two enemies close and neither will ever be the same. In a tale that tests the human condition and endurance one must ask who is at the heart of it all? Is the Joker an inhuman creature incapable of redemption? MATURE CONTENT. 78K hits!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,980 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Truth or Dare: Sleepover at Neji's by WindPretear reviews
What happens when you put the rookie 9 and the game truth or dare together? Read to find out! Rated for language and mabe some future content. Sasuke and Sakura, Shikamaru and Ino, Neji and Tenten, and Hinata and Naruto. OOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hellboy's Poem of Hate by AymsterSilver reviews
What would happen if you commissioned Hellboy to do a poem for you?...wait...what the hell would it say? Just a random poem.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
A little off topic by pushing-pamcakes reviews
“What’s up with Abe?” Myers gave Hellboy a confused look
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
What Only Time May Heal by Girlie G reviews
Legolas has spent two weeks as a captive. He is tortured daily both mentally and physically. What's Worse: Aragorn won't be coming for him...Read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he’s Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. LxRaito Completed, and now being revised.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,791 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Lessons of a Toy Maker by Makai-Rahl reviews
Pre Saw movies. After John finds out that he has cancer, everyone abandoned him. So, to settle his dispair, he finishes his last toy, a puppet named Billy. John starts to play his games, and Billy and Amanda will show him how his life wasn't in vain.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Day Johnny Met Bibleman by FluffleNeCharka reviews
A Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Bibleman oneshot crossover. [Complete.]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Never truly sane by KuroiTama reviews
I look over her. Her screams stifled by the cloth between her teeth. Any other person would feel sorry for this girl. Or at least guilt for doing such a thing. However seeing her like this leaves me with a sick form of enjoyment to linger upon.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Johnny C., Nail Bunny - Complete
The End by Ansuz reviews
It was pink. It rose from underneath Zim's feet, warm and pink and viscous. He started to panic, even though he promised himself he wouldn't. [ZADR]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Knee by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
What exactly happened on Johnny's vacation? Who did he meet? What did he see? A heartfelt tale of gore and insanity told from the poor souls who he came across on his magical journey. Crossover story of basically everything that isn't Nny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Johnny C.
Blood Stained Hands by LAXgirl reviews
Supposedly killed in an Akatsuki attack, no one knows what to think when Naruto is later found still alive but mentally shattered and dangerously close to losing control over Kyuubi. Can Sasuke save his friend or is Naruto doomed to darkness? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,225 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Kill the Sohma's in 30 Seconds by xCrimsonxBlackxBloodx reviews
Warning: Your favourite character WILL die. Other than that, the whole concept straight foreward. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Karl Kroenen's Bad Day by Blu Embyr reviews
Kroenen was only happy when he was playing Wagner...Humorous oneshot.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Who Stole the Tarts? by Tendo Rei reviews
A latenight murder of one of Gotham's elite, two suspects who claim to hate each other. What's really going on? contains slashy goodness
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
A Cry For Help? by HellHasLeftMeLost reviews
Okay..this is my first story..will be better as i work on it though..rated T for language and slight ZADR...i know the characters seem off, sorry. warning for some cutting. [Chapter 8 is up!]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Dib, Zim
Second only to Bea by morgana006 reviews
Domino thinks there's something wrong with Cable, and she's right. Domino, Cable and Deadpool. CD slash.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Another Mercy Game by Makai-Rahl reviews
Amanda survived Saw 3, and now has been charged by John's last wish to train Jeff's daughter Corbett. Now dodging the cops and her own fears, she must realize you must feel in order to save. And will Corbett teach Amanda that killing might not be the way?
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Revelation by abandonedaccount13 reviews
Alice.What had become of the delightful child he so enjoyed?The Hatter ponders Alice's effect on him. Rated T for safteyoneshot
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Caught by GalaxyDancer reviews
Nobody ever dreams of what would happen if Nny was arrested, but I'm just insane enough to sleep. Johnny's been arrested, and his way of dealing with it is... most Johnnylike.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Johnny C., Reverend Meat - Complete
Clockwork Gotham by Arthur Delapore reviews
Being the further adventures of a young man whose principal interests are rape, ultraviolence and Beethoven. A Clockwork Orange, Batman, and Sin City fanfic. EPISODE EIGHT: A LOATHSOME DAY AT SKOLLIWOLL
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006
The Epilogue by azurelacroix reviews
Sweeney Todd. What if Lovett had managed to dodge the oven?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005
Calvin and Hobbes go to Hogwarts by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes are invited to Hogwarts. One can guess the destruction that's about to be caused. COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Invisible by volta arovet reviews
Vigilantes have been outlawed and Rorschach is the only one left still deciding whether or not to continue. Watchmen story
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Blood by Gestalt reviews
Another short story in 1st person about Kroenen. This one's more comic version than movie. A prisoner has escaped from the castle in Norway.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2005
Labyrinth of Hell by theshadowcat reviews
Cross over fan fiction. What happens when Hellboy wishes Abe to the Goblin King? Please R&R. COMPLETE!
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Return to Sender by Tyraa Rane reviews
Ever wonder when Manny's slump started, and with what client? Prequel fic, as well as a crossover with another LucasArts game.
Grim Fandango - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
Hellboy's Kroenen: Psychometry by linaerys reviews
In Professor Broom's lab Kroenen remembers his childhood. Warnings for cruelty to animals and children. An origin story.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004
Hellboy's Kroenen: Repairs 1944 by linaerys reviews
In the aftermath of the events beginning the movie, a shattered Kroenen attempts to repair himself.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004
Everything by Mi reviews
These are two short drabbles inspired by the film "Amadeus". Antonio Salieri's perspective. Mild Slash.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2004
Halloween: Micheal Myers has a yard sale! by weirdDAR reviews
So first, Michael Myers has a yardsale, then he fights for the kingdom of hell...then he has a surprise birthday part...then a lot of crazy, unneccesary stuff starts to happen. NOW WITH A NEW CONCLUSION. YOU HEARD IT HERE. NO BIG DEAL, BUT IT'S A NEW END.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/6/2002
Sam & Max vs Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Question the Majority reviews
The name says it all, really: Everyone's favorite comic book Freelance Police are called in to take care of everyone's favorite comic book serial killer. [Rated PG for good, clean cartoony bloodless violence and comic book swear symbols.]
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
Inspiration by GalaxyLei reviews
Amadeus fic. Quite silly. Mozart uses his wife as inspiration for a piece.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/20/2002
Perfect Time: I PROLOGUE by wednesday-mc reviews
SLASH! While waiting in Rivendell for the Fellowship to depart, Gimli is confused by a bit of intimacy he observes between Legolas and Gandalf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Invisible City by Luna 'Tic' Vee reviews
Jay is afraid of getting burned. He thinks. Songfic: "Invisible City" by The Wallflowers. Slash. Mush.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2001
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Libretto reviews
COMICVERSE Kroenen is brought back to life, but all of his friends are gone, their work unfinished.What will he do? takes place during B.P.R.D.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007
Witchcraft and WizardNny reviews
Nny gets the Defense Against the Dark Arts job at Hogwarts! forgive the pun in the title please, rating may change. Oh,yes. There will be blood.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007
Edward Acknowledges his life is horrible reviews
Edward Elric decides to acknowledge his life is terrible! It's like dividing by zero! R&R, no flames.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
A Gold Digger Parody reviews
A parody of how shallow the characters are. R&R please.
Gold Digger - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Anguish reviews
What if Anne Gwish met Johnny? Just a oneshot I wrote up while I was bored. R&R please.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Johnny C., Anne Gwish - Complete
Misa kicks the bucket reviews
This story is only for if you REALLY hate Misa. So I'm pretty sure this will find a wide audience.If you like her, read another story please. You won't like this one.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Misa A. - Complete
Gone reviews
Comicverse Liz couldn't belive what she heard...Hellboy? Gone? HellboyLiz no character death, spoilers for end of Hellboy
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Hinata Snaps reviews
It's always the quiet ones that snap...funny, R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete