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Joined 12-18-06, id: 1184166, Profile Updated: 09-16-14
Author has written 14 stories for Bones, Criminal Minds, Flashpoint, Office, Twilight, NCIS, and Homestuck.

(formerly crazybookjunkie. also browneyednerd on ao3 & tumblr.)

i'm no longer in any of the fandoms i have stories for on here aside from homestuck, so you might not want to follow me unless you like homestuck. questions, comments, concerns, and compliments are always welcome, although i'm sometimes bad at responding.

i'm 22. i'm nuts. i'm very fond of cats, reading, and food.

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Bic McPenlamperson by Bookjunk reviews
Beware: extremely snarky, because I'm not a FSoG fan. Ana wants to go out, Christian says she can't because of Bic McPenlamperson.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., J. Taylor - Complete
The First Year Assessment of Jim Pleiades Hawkins by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
A somewhat tumultuous account of Jim's first year at the Interstellar Space Academy.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Red Against White by Determamfidd reviews
So Tony was just having a bit of fun with, you know, maybe about 3% revenge incorporated . Secrets are good to know, yeah? And Banner's been holding out on them, keeping these military lab sessions to himself. -TWs, language, science boyfriends-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Reversal by Obvious Octopus reviews
When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Lusii by CrowsGurl reviews
Trying to readjust to having a wriggler is bad enough- having to do so after raising the Alpha Generation of Trolls is tricky. Lusii dealing with new attitudes and empty nests alike. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Without Sburb by TheBleachDoctor reviews
A little poem about what Homestuck would've been like if the kids didn't play Sburb. Free verse, and non-rhyming.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
and turns me to gold in the sunlight by bellmare
so this is how her world ends, after countless sweeps of conquest. —Her Imperious Condescension, Feferi, the Handmaid.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Feferi P. - Complete
Chosen by Lady Leita reviews
It is choosing day, and somewhere among the grubs lay the Sufferer's descendant. Karkat meets Crabdad. Oneshot-may write more if response is good. Dedicated to my buddy Mel.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Karkat V. - Complete
What Was Lost by meira16 reviews
Tonker and Lofty set out to reclaim what was taken. Dark, no slash
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Polly P. - Complete
Cerulean by Latia reviews
Red is her favorite color...but blue isn't really that bad.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Vriska S., Terezi P. - Complete
Suffocation by Skaian Redeemer reviews
Today is the day your life changes. This is the most important day in any Troll's life. There's nothing more you can do to prepare. You're not ready. You don't know what else to do. They're coming.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
A Study in Batesian Mimicry by Twist reviews
"Vetinari, for the second time in his life, looked at what some might have called his reflection. He wouldn't call it that, if only because normally his actual reflection breathed along with him." One-shot, because I miss Charlie.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Vetinari - Complete
Guarding the Door by Imladviel reviews
A scene from the childhood of Polly and Paul Perks. No pairing of any kind, just lots of dramatic foreshadowing. It can't have always been easy, being Paul's sister...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Polly P. - Complete
Life Bound by clockworkchaos reviews
Toph is a properly raised earth kingdom lady. With properly bound feet. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,599 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Toph - Complete
Corsetry by iphis15 reviews
AU, Mal/OC, Mal/Pol. Involving stays, names that take the better part of an hour to write, very awkward moments and some kissing. T for homoerotism, insinuation and minor coarse language. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Polly P. - Complete
Our Last Night On Earth by Dana Norram reviews
In which Philippa is kidnapped, Arthur feels guilty, Eames pours him some coffee and the team has to do something that might be a little more tricky than inception itself. / SLASH / EamesxArthur / ONESHOT
Inception - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
Losing Faith by duchess-susan reviews
Visit one-shot. Angsty. Reviews would be appreciated.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Theology by duchess-susan reviews
Vimes, Carrot, Reg, Dorfl and Visit discuss religion and Dibbler sausages. One-shot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dorfl - Complete
Scarlet and Black by Vathara reviews
Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Pro by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
He owned a flowered apron, a teddy bear, and wore house-shoes. He had curtains on his windows and vacuumed regularly. It had not been hard for Nita to simply never think of him as a guy for the entire duration of their ten year friendship.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Mara: The First Avatar by vifetoile89 reviews
A collection of facts, tradition, and dramatizations on the life of Mara of the Water Tribe, the first of the Avatars.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Holding On by The Faerie of Darkness reviews
A MaxLiesel story, because sometimes, just holding onto the ones you love isn't enough.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Three Things They Wanted to be When They Grew Up by Katie-Mariie reviews
Pam wanted to be a teacher. Oscar wanted to be a chef. Dwight wanted to be Spock. These things happen but with the same set of coworkers. Oscar/Andy, Mose, Dwight/Jim, Dwight/Angela, Kirk!Jim/Spock!Dwight, Sulu!Oscar/Chekov!Andy.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Spock, Oscar M. - Complete
Liberated Aficionado Love by Queen-Cocaine reviews
Bonus scenes from my other story 'Liberated Aficionado'. May contain lemons but mostly scenes that I couldn't fit into the story. Enjoy!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006
Father by Malicean reviews
With the BPRD raking up such a high body count, you didn't think HB was the only one to receive bad news, did you? Takes place before and around the first movie. Ignores everything else.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Liz S. - Complete
Hero's Song by Lioness's Heart reviews
A series of songfics based on the heroines of Tortall and the people around them! Newest addition: Beka: Twisted. Everyone said is was wrong and that she was crazy. But Beka didn't care - she had Rosto, and that was all that mattered to her anymore...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 52,517 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Do Right By Him by Burnedtoasty reviews
The world turns, the baby squalls, and, just before the morphine drags Sylvia Kovacs down into a blissful oblivion free of aches and pains and a life that has never failed to disappoint, she thinks, I can do right by him.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Liberated Aficionado by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU Set in present. Daine is a troubled teen living with her foster parents. Her lifestyle consists of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Then she meets a guy that could bring her straight...only problem being he's fourteen years older than her. DN
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,496 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Personal Reasons by MadMelodie reviews
A Rorschach story, exploring the meaning of two words in the GN. From 1961 through 1975. Story in three parts. Comic canon. COMPLETE.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Salt by Roxius reviews
Rorschach asks for salt, but The Comedian isn't about to just hand it over without hearing 'please' first. However, when Rorschach refuses to do so, things get ugly. WATCHMEN! Please R & R!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Edward B./The Comedian - Complete
Partners by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Falling asleep on the couch with a movie blaring in the background is perfectly fine with your best friend. Normal, even. Loosing that relationship could never be worth it. She didn’t want it to change ever in a million billion years.' Nita/Kit
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The Power of the Bells by zumanity ringmaster reviews
who knew Nick was kinky like that? rated M, and no i do not own it.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Meeting Sameth by princessezzy reviews
Mogget had always known there was something different about the prince.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Being Happy by iamsusan reviews
Carrot has to talk to Angua about...something. Fluff mostly. My first non witches discworld story so please be kind!one shot R&R PLEASE!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
A Chance Meeting by JillDragon reviews
When an Ancelstierran patrol comes across a stranger near the Wall, a young solider finds the course of his life changed by the encounter. Takes place approx 20 years before Sabriel.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Possible Futures by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
... or, Five Things That Never Happened To Lirael Goldenhand. How Lirael killed herself aged fourteen, gained a chance to find her identity, acquired the Sight, was murdered by the Stilken and met Prince Sameth's best friend. Eventual Lirael/Nick.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Mark by Krys33 reviews
Five moments that Mark Cohen never experienced.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Mark C. - Complete
To Be Perfectly Frank by homicidalwombat reviews
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE A short piece about Uncle Frank,and the events leading up to his suicide attempt. Mild swearing, MM relationships presented. Beware of ten seconds of Proust. Oneshot.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Have We Gone Too Far? by bean21 reviews
-The Prestige- The yells echo throughout the house, and out here in the hallway, Jess, my little girl, is just sitting, listening to them. SPOILERS
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
True or False by genomex16 reviews
Gossip was nothing new in the Old Kingdom, especially the capital of Belisaere...
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Prom Please? by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
I thought we had a date with the couch, old chick flicks, and some ice-cream' Kit asks Nita to prom. Nita says yes. And that flipping her stomach keeps doing just might be something more than indigestion.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
The Worst Poems Ever by Anakin McFly reviews
Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005
Well Met by siltstone reviews
Though she doesn't remember, Sabriel has met Mogget before. Mogget remembers all too well.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Summer Fling by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
But it didn’t matter. Kit was just a fling, a simple and completely un-dynamic relationship that needed to be attempted but was doomed to amount to nothing. It didn’t matter."
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Summoning by siltstone reviews
Exactly what the creature was, he didn't know. Something that owed some loyalty to those of Abhorsen blood. And something that was more cooperative if you had something to offer it in return. Preferably fish. Future!Mogget
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
can't make it sparkle so you gotta make it shine by deews reviews
Ben Braden, Dean Winchester, and the long journey home. Rated for language. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
More Than My Fair Share by Artemis Rae reviews
Normal doesn't really apply when Carrot's concerned, to her chagrin. Angua introspection, Angua/Carrot
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Sister Spell by Sanaryelle reviews
Which Abhorsen invented the spell with the paper boats, and why was he driven to contact the dead? Mogget also appears.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Blueprints and Baggage by TheFreshApple reviews
Sarah never was busy. She could always talk. When that freedom drove away the man she loved, she realized she had to change something. After movie fluff. Oneshot.
Love Actually - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
L Space by Goonlalagoon reviews
Inspired by part of the description of L-space in Guards Guards. Set any time, except when the Librarian was human and Rincewind was around.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Scars by hushedgreylily reviews
A troubled spirit never truly rests, a restless heart never truly settles. Musical-verse Fiyeraba. Oneshot. Please review, it's my first Wicked fic!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2008 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] OC - Complete
Red and Blue Pills by Squirrel Empire reviews
A poem about the initial decision in The Matrix. Which pill?
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Fighting yourself for control by iamsusan reviews
Agnes arguing with Perdita. My first fanfic so please be nice
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
circles and squares by deews reviews
Written in loving memory of Ash. He said 'won't have my girl running with no lightweight' but what he meant was 'I'll protect you until you can protect yourself.'
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ash, Jo H. - Complete
The Waffles by craigbond007 reviews
Jerry's date at the waffle house takes a turn for the worst when his girfriend reveals she hates waffles! But George has an excellent idea to help Jerry with the breakup...THE VOICE! Just a short film idea that a friend and I made up!
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Bruford by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
“I don’t think you have any room to say I’m not dumb. I let you drink your weight in cheap alcohol for my own amusement. I’d say that’s very dumb of me.” Roger discovers that Mark is a talkative drunk. Penis names are discussed.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Talk It Out by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
Are they or aren’t they? Even William and Sacharissa themselves can’t decide.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
And Then They Lived by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
A short series of connected humor drabbles on Toph and Iroh's happily married life. [grownup!TophXIroh, humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Toph, Iroh - Complete
The Game by Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox xX reviews
This Halloween, Artemis is in for a little surprise and it all started with a simple game... [Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox Halloween Special!] Sorry for the delay!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
What A Guy by ilex-ferox reviews
A seasonal short story for British readers. It may be confusing for those of you who aren't aware of the significance of the date. With all due credit to Eoin Colfer and Roget.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Tiny by ThumperMiggles reviews
Toph had always been tiny. But she was definitely not weak. Or fragile for that matter. Tokka, SokkaToph. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Never by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
...is a really long time. Adrian lures Ponder out for a drink… Or tries to, anyway.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Tradition by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
Why DOES the UU have mistletoe, anyway? And what exactly are Ponder and Adrian to do when it’s blocking the only exit?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Tell Him by Lela-of-Bast reviews
How our favorite Tortallan ladies, conventional or not, told their husbandsor lovers that they were expecting. Now showing: Sabine of Macayhill. SPOILER ALERT FOR TERRIER, Chapters 19, 23, and 25 only. Please read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,832 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Tortall
The Feminist by Shafaishkafaa reviews
jerry dates a feminist whose purse gets stolen and he doesnt run to get it back. Sparks fly. Don't doubt that you'll be crying with laughter by the end of this!
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Choice by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabbles 60 Sometimes we can't have what we want, that's true even for a prince.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Syllables and Surprises by Dream Ablaze reviews
On warm summer days, Tris allows reading lessons to be held on the roof. But the funny thing about reading lessons is that they sometimes teach much more important, and unexpected, things instead. [TrisBriar friendship fic. Oneshot.]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Honey, If You Love Me, Smile by Tokio Rose reviews
Sandry is sick and tired of all the fake smiles... Oneshot, slightly angsty, onesided SandryBriar and some TrisBriar
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Hold On by imakeladrygirl reviews
No matter where you are, love will find you. A songfic about finding love, friendship, and everything in between in the most unexpected places. Set in the Circle universe. Rating for drinking and hinted stuff.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Just Thinking by The Kunai reviews
Dedicate Crane likes writing in his journal in the greenhouse in the dead of the night, thinking about the one other person who knows about this for a fact. Sort of really one sided RosieCrane fic. Also, if some major details are wrong, please shoot me...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Elemental by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Drabble 59 Never mess with Nealan on academia, lest he mess with you back
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Star Struck by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 58 When getting even with your mother, beware of losing your heart
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tortall - Complete
What Did You Say? by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 57: Loey and Tobe in the teen years. Proves I can dig up obscure characters like a master
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Time by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Drabble 56: Time together is fleeting and all too soon is lost
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Pet Names by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 55: Sometimes loving a career woman is painful.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Adoration by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 54: Sometimes eavesdropping can be mortifying for no good reason at all
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Tortall
Glyph by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 53: If you're Alanna, small talk with Lord Wyldon is about as welcome as a tornado
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Limits by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Drabble 52: The cruelest limitations are those a healer must abide
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Magic by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Drabble 51: Experimentation from the highest seat.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Epic by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 50: You've got to have priorities
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Velvet Hammer by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 49 When you don't want the whole world to know you're crazy about the girl
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Tortall
Envy by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 48. An exercise in wanting what you can't have.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Tortall - Complete
What if by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 47: What if Daine had stayed in the Realms of the Gods, instead of returning to Numair
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Truth and Lies by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabbles 46: Who defined honesty anyway?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Tammy Drabble 45. What Arram needs is a clean slate
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Three by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Response to Tammy Drabble 44. Three against one is never good odds.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Sandry's nose problem by Fantasmorfic reviews
One Shot, based on Sandry and Briar's conversation in 'Sandry's book', about her nose. Please read and review! I'd really like to know what you think!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Red Fury by Freya Sacksen reviews
He had always envied her, for her magic, and for her fire. Cold Fire Drabble Oneshot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Under the Moon by Astronomy Geek reviews
Kit and Nita discover their feelings for each other under the moon...and share their fist kiss. REVISED!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Moving Tatoos by Bananacakes reviews
Briar is in Chammur, selling his plants innocently. What happens when a gang takes interest in him? One shot, lots of fighting fun and butt kicking by our favorite plant mage.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Homecoming by TVala reviews
LarkRosethorn Slash
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
What You'll Lose by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
You don't know it now, but all your lies are going to fall apart. Don't fear losing, Joanne... From an unclaimed challenge on the myriadwords community
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Oh the Places You'll Go by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
You kneel down, not caring a bit if you got your ancient jeans or patched coat wet, taking care only to keep the colorful scarf your mom made you out of the snow that was beginning to gather. You could buy a new pair of jeans, you couldn't buy a new scarf
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Briar's Tattoos by Thread Magic reviews
Briar Moss wishes to find a way to get rid of his thief tattoos. So, he decides to hide them with new ones.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
A New Home by Shang it reviews
Picks up after Lady Knight w weddings at Steadfast etc. Afterwards, a clerk comes to inspect New Hope. Someone's gonna turn it to turn it into a fief...but not if Kel has anything to say about it. How far will she go to defend the refugees?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,733 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Going to therapy by loha reviews
Darine and Roshaun take Ronan and Carmela to therapy without an appointment. Don't worry it's not the usual therapy story and I have checked this story over and over. There are no spelling or grammar errors. Please read and review.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Being Free by Amelda Marcos reviews
Tris is going to leave for Lightsbridge and Briar isn't happy about it. TrisBriar pairing.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Circle of Magic, Circle of Magic - Complete
Why me? by Unhappy Squirrel reviews
Ronan doesn't like to be insulted
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Better than a Prince prompt: imagine by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
“When you were little, and you played pretend, did you ever imagine this? Did you ever think, ‘Wow, I’m not going to marry some rich good looking guy, I’m going to marry some random kid I meet by a tree and see how it goes, you know, just for kicks?
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Forgettable Day by mercurybard reviews
[Little Miss Sunshine] What Sheryl, Olive, Dwayne, and Richard remember of Sheryl & Richard's wedding.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Another Pile of Dirty Clothes by Unhappy Squirrel reviews
Yes, let's turn the world into a pile of dirty laundry to just to shove it into a washing machine for it to shrink when it comes out! [Oneshot]
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Portuguese Sweet Nothings by dragonwings131 reviews
What would have happend that night after the party if Sarah hadn't gone to see her brother and stayed with Karl.
Love Actually - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Dreams by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Response to Tammy Drabble 43. If this man could choose his own life completely, how different would it be? Read it and see
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Tortall - Complete
that smile of his by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
In which Nita prepares for a date and ponders the wonders of the universe…and her boyfriend. Because really, what better to compare a thriving romance to than a fancy shmancy skirt and a pair of slightly decrepit converse. KitNita oneshot
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
First Flame by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Response to Tammy Drabbles 42 Firsts. A boy, a girl, some heat, and not at all what you might think. Read and respond
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Lessons by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
The hardest lessons are accompanied by blood and broken bones. Response to Tammy Drabble Prompt 41 Lessons.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Tis the Season to be Scary by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
It's Halloween and Kit's locked himself in the bathroom, never to be seen again. Follow Nita as she mocks Kit the Pansy, discusses hair curlers with afore mentioned pansy, hurries him along, and ultimately, figures out what he is. Short punshot, enjoy.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
The Fashion Show by loha reviews
The gang are watching TV when a very scared Peach comes bearing bad news. One shot
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Perfect Plans by Cheetah Eyes reviews
How Dairine and Carmela get Kit and Nita together. Sequel to Realisation
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Dairine C., Carmela R. - Complete
The Fight by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Jon and Thayet have a fight over prearranged marriages. Response to Tammy Drabbles Prompt 40 Ideals. Oneshot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Flames by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Response to Tammy Drabble 39. Daja and Frostpine work to help clean up after the earthquake. Drabble oneshot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Circle of Magic
Boredom by loha reviews
Kit has a really boring day. Hey I was bored
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
The Abandoned Path by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Response to Tammy Drabbles Cue 38, the road less traveled. Sarralynn is hunting for her own place in the world, as well as a long, abandoned path. Oneshot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Filif's account by loha reviews
Filif's account of Day 1. tell me if I should continue it
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Who Am I by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
In response to Tammy Drabbles prompt 37. He wakes from a long sleep and does not know who he is or what he is. But it won't last long.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Tortall - Complete
For the Last Time by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
He made her laugh for the last time. A TammyDrabble response. Read and see.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Realisation by Cheetah Eyes reviews
This is Dairine's look on Kit and Nita's relationship
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Dairine C. - Complete
Death by Chocolate by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
In which Kit braves romantically inclined ovens, sibling induced humiliation, a brick of brownie batter that eats anything that touches it, and ultimately, a Death by Chocolate, all to give Nita the best Christmas gift he can.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Fifty Themes on Margarry of Cavall by Lela-of-Bast reviews
Fifty drabbles on Margarry, her family, her friends, etc. Very sweet OwenMargarry fluff. Please read and review.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Fifty Themes on Tobeis Boon by Lela-of-Bast reviews
It's Tobe's turn. Please r and r.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Dom of Masbolle by Lela-of-Bast reviews
Five things that our blueeyed sergeant never did. Please R and R.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Tristan's Lament by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Once, a very long time ago, I was a very powerful, very high ranking mage. I got all the girls at the University of Chartak, I was rich, and well, life was good. Except one thing. That one thing was named Arram Draper...' First TP fic, please review?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Intent to Harm by siltstone reviews
[When I howled at Sabriel to take off the collar, I did not have immediate hostile designs on her life.] More Mogget musings.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006
Look to the Cookie A poem by Bob Saccomano by SF Heinig reviews
Inspired by recent events in the Cosmo...
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Picture of Health by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Some days it ain't so bad, this business of talking to things as don't keep their brains where he can see them.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Mal - Complete
Hitchhiker's ABCs by Anakin McFly reviews
A is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Enlightenment by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Who would have known that a twenty dollar bet with your sister could result in you getting the girl of your adolesent dreams? Well obviously not Kit, or he would have tried a long time ago. KN Oneshot
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Prank by Kairuthefrog reviews
Random drabble of kataangy goodness! Oneshot. Toph plays a prank on Aang and Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Things Are Going To Get Better by Yee Mun reviews
Are you a KitNita shipper? Want to see into their lives, the side where they aren't on call every second? Warning: No action, Lone One, or big wizardry. Don't like it, don't read it.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Empty by exocontinual protocols reviews
Wizardry does not live in the unwilling soul. What's the real reason Helena was so upset about Kit's wizardry?
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Fifty Themes on Yukimi noh Diaomoru by Lela-of-Bast reviews
I love writing these. 50 drabblish bits about Yuki. YN. Please R and R.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Sunkissed by exocontinual protocols reviews
[I don’t think I’m being cold. My tone of voice isn’t particularly cold. It’s not exactly warm and welcoming either, but what did he expect?] DairineRoshaun
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Aftermath by exocontinual protocols reviews
[Why do guys always have to kiss you in some kind of deadly struggle, give you a nervous smile, say 'just in case' then run away? I mean, really!] NitaKit ONESHOT
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Is by Lela-of-Bast reviews
50 themes on Princess Shinkokami
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Writing Lessons by Lela-of-Bast reviews
Tobe takes it upon himself to teach some of the children of New Hope to write with interesting results. KD Please R and R.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
A Discovery of Brotherhood by mistywabbit reviews
Alanna wonders what makes a brother. Much MUCH shorter than my usual, oneshot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Excuses by Kairuthefrog reviews
Aang always needed an excuse. He always had to have an excuse to be with her. A little Kataangy oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Hiccups by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Do you think I would be considered insensitive if I said that she's incredibly attractive when she's angry? Probably' Nita gets the hiccups and it's Kit to the rescue. Involves hiccup cures and two people finally admitting to what we all know is true.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
The Evolution of Speak by live2tivo reviews
How the infamous answering machine message was born. Won 1st place at speedrent. Implied MarkMaureen, RogerApril, and BennyAlison. Read, enjoy, review. Rated for language. Complete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Toph's monthly little problem by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Toph has a little problem that comes once a month. ONE SHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Toph - Complete
And The Moon Is No Dream by padfootvfd reviews
Dairine doesn't want Roshaun to discuss what happened between them on the moon. But why? I guess everyone has their secrets...DairineRoshaun
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Bound by siltstone reviews
Mogget muses on that which defines his existence.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Mogget's Mistake by Sanaryelle reviews
Ever wonder why the Abhorsen Jerizael forbid Mogget from using his dwarf shape?
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Kindergarten Catastrophe by Mulch Diggums reviews
What do you get when you mix a five yearold genius named Artemis Fowl, a very short teacher, a six foot tall body gaurd, and the LEP? A catastrophe. Did we mentione that Arty's school is called the Hamburg acadamey? FINISHED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Artemis F., Mulch D. - Complete
Wedding Iconographer by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Oneshot, The Truth fic, set in the Times office. Otto accidentally takes a picture and sets some chemistry going. Sometimes, dark light can show the good things.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Juggling by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
Another happy little Daine & Numair story just for the joy of writing. Foreshadows things to come in ROTG, just after EM. It's another oneshot. Please RR
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Flying by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
This is just a happy one shot for Daine and Numair. A little fluff and sweetness, purely for the joy of writing. It follows Good Advice in the timeline. Please review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Tortall - Complete
First Flight by Sanaryelle reviews
The Abhorsen who built the Paperwing takes it on its first test flight. Mogget also features.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Good Advice by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
This is my version of how Numair and Daine tell their friends. This is my first ever submission. Please read and review. This is a oneshot standalone.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Third Wheel by Guardian Demon reviews
What was the phrase? It was what you were when you were the extra person. Ottofic, drabble.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2005
The Rule by Guardian Demon reviews
Ponder and Adrian work out a loophole. Drabble, Slightly Slashy.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2005
Baby, Baby by Lela-of-Bast reviews
Oneshot songfic. Kel ponders the feelings she has as a new mother.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Complete
Arthur and Ford's Excellent Adventure by Anakin McFly reviews
The dudeified version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Party on, dudes.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005
Cookies by Anakin McFly reviews
The journey of a cookie is a perilous one...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
The Arthur Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The H2G2 version of The Llama Song.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
The Delivery Boy at the End of the World by Ijemanja reviews
Leela would never sleep with Fry, not even if he was the last guy on the planet. Until he is.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/4/2005 - T. Leela, P. Fry - Complete
Bedfellows by Ijemanja reviews
Much Ado About Nothing. 'I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow.'
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
What did this remind her of? by Insomniac-Reader reviews
This was written by my best friend and I, it is a poem from Alanna’s point of view talking about Daine and Numair.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
A Dare by Emurlee reviews
The Lady Roxanne agonises over a kiss she received because of a dare. A kiss that changed her life. One-shot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
In a Jam by Guardian Demon reviews
Set just after Trickster's Choice - Aly tries to introduce Nawat to human food. AN, obviously.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2004
On Your Shore by Guardian Demon reviews
Set just before Squire-- Yuki contemplates love, dreams, and the land beyond the sea.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2003
The Cinnamon Bun by Anakin McFly reviews
I was just a happy little cinnamon bun, until one day...
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
Exit Interviews by Casira reviews
Now complete! Susan, in between jobs; a stranger, in between planes of existence; and a few lessons for the teacher-to-be....
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Complete
Employment by Makou reviews
Shortly after that ugly business with the Octavo, Rincewind finds himself in The Mended Drum feeling sorry for himself. He isn't the only one.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/5/2003
Our Wedding by Lunar1 reviews
Sequel to 'Posing the Question.' Here's what I think happened after Vimes made it out of the Assassin's Guild in 'Men at Arms.' Hope you enjoy!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2003
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Pale reviews
Equius thinks about Nepeta and their relationship. May cause sad feelings. (Originally posted on AO3, somehow I forgot to post it here until now.)
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete
Exhaustion reviews
It was mentioned that Karkat barely slept during the SGRUB session.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Remembering reviews
The end of the season three finale, from Ziva's point of view.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Chasing the Nightmares Away reviews
Will is worried. JJ makes him feel better. Also has Henry, because I love Henry. Takes place right after 4x16.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, Will L. - Complete
Oblivious? reviews
A history of PB&J, from an unlikely source. EDIT: I didn't realize until after posting that I had made it completely impossible to identify the narrator. Not my intent, I assure you. It was supposed be ALMOST impossible.
Office - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Creed B. - Complete
Not a Dream: Pam's Version reviews
As you may have guessed, this is my previous Office story from a different POV.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Proof of Weirdness reviews
Oneshot for the Epic T-Rated Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roller Coasters reviews
Sequel to I Gave You My Heart. More fluffy plotless goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Gave You My Heart reviews
Just some fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not a Dream reviews
Late at night, our favorite soulmates have a talk. Some slight angst, but mostly humor and love.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Better than Smurfette reviews
Inspired by Brennan's anecdote in episode 3x07.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Sisters Under the Skin reviews
After the events of 2x09, Donna does some thinking. Just my theory about why she reacted to the case the way she did.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
What I Love About Dr Spencer Reid reviews
Pretty much what the title says. The person making the list can be anyone you want. T, because I'm feeling paranoid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/11/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
What My Dad Taught Me reviews
Introspection. No dialogue. An unnamed character thinks about an important lesson he learned from his dad. First story, please be kind.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete