Uncle Slitmouth
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Joined 12-18-06, id: 1184323, Profile Updated: 10-08-09
Author has written 3 stories for Gaia Online.

"I see you, you boy, boy I see you, Spencer, with my eyes."

Okay, now that the obligatory quote is out of the way, hello there, and welcome to my profile. Err, not a lot to say. I'm a nineteen year old something or another and I have a habit of writing fanfic. I currently just write for the Gaia fandom, but I read for a lot more. Oh yeah, and I'd ship it. I don't know what it is, but whatever it is, I'd ship it.


Gaia Online

Harry Potter


Sailor Moon

Shaman King

Good Omens


House, M.D.

Star Trek

Star Wars




Edward Scissorhands


Fanfic Notes

Masochism Tango: Huh, not a lot to say. Don't put sensitive body parts in the mouths of people who hate you, especially if they have fangs.

Pineapple Wine: This one is part of a larger series of stories, which haven't all been written yet. Like I said, the main pairing was the result of the NPC Slash Challenge. This was written before the Prom manga, so imagine my surprise when Devin/Lance sort of became canon, heh. The term 'greens' in this refers to the mods, because I figure that the Gaia residents would have some slang, yes. I didn't intend to have Natasha in this, but she just sort of happened. Not that I'm complaining, y'know, considering she and Zhivago are my favourite characters and all. Speaking of the sniper, things between him and his master aren't so simple as Devin thinks.

Bloodflowers: You know, this one has been done for months, so I don't know why I haven't posted it here yet. I guess I will eventually though. Set a decade or so after Masochism Tango. A wounded and hungry Zhivago turns to his on and off again lover, Devin for help. He gets it, but at the accidental sacrifice of Devin's humanity and the wrath of Natasha. Devin wonders to himself if this is so accidental after all, and furthermore, when or if he's going to turn back. Vampirism goes against his morals, though he doesn't hold it against others, but there's so much he could learn. Edmund and Zhivago aren't making this any easier on him either.

Infection: Hehe, this is something I've been planning ever since, oh, I'd say 2007, but things kept happening and the idea kept changing with the addition of new canon. What can I say? I love zombies. Just don't get too attached to anyone, alright?

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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 6,205 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,298 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
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Crashes and Moisturizer reviews
You'd think that they'd be a little more concerned about an airship wreck, but Gino and Kanoko are focusing on different matters...such as each other.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gino G. - Complete
Infection reviews
It took twenty four hours and a tiny cut for Gaia as we knew it to end. Johnny K Gambino messed up for the last time. zOMG spoilers.
Gaia Online - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Labtech X
Pineapple Wine reviews
Looking back years later, Devin's a bit embarrassed about his silly crush on Vladimir Von Helson.
Gaia Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Devin, Vladimir V.H. - Complete