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Joined 12-19-06, id: 1184473, Profile Updated: 04-21-10
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Code Geass.

Hi. Some updates:

1. Have newly entered high school. Dormitory. Got laptop recently.

2. Have midterms. And APs (Macroeconomics, Microeconomics, Chemistry) 20 days after.

3. C'est la fuckin' vie, pals.

I promise to update by May 17th or so.

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Green Dreams by I-Mushi reviews
Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 274,353 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
The Minister's Son by Inibaz reviews
AU. Fudgeritus – that’s right, Fudge has Harry taken from the Dursleys a year before he goes to Hogwarts. Includes an alcoholic Mrs Fudge, Malfoys, Dumbledore the Muggle-born activist, an Azkaban escapee and later, Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,796 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 6,542 - Follows: 8,064 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Exigencies by Priority reviews
CHAPTER 34 UP - AFTER AN ETERNITY. Rebuilding a shattered life. Inspired by The Contract and Lifeline. Thanks for reading!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,833 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/11/2007
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Blue by taranoire reviews
When Roy and Edward return from Ishbal battle-worn, they are drawn inexorably down a path of darkness, deceit, lust, and illusion. Angels don't show mercy, and neither do their victims. Warnings, pairings inside. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 194,281 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward E., Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7869 - Favs: 6,177 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Unforgiven by Grinning Lizard reviews
HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,911 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Sinnerman, Prophet, Saint by Sagga Bott reviews
The marks of the saints and a past he won’t remember force Chase and House to face religion head on. They won’t get his fellow without a fight! Chase/OMC, House/Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,523 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Penchant For Deceit by BC reviews
When Artemis was a child, the world could not touch him. Now he’s older and, when Butler can’t stop all the blows anymore, Artemis learns to strike back. Slash DBAF.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sola Fida by Iaragon reviews
Devotion is something that comes with time. Ivy will do anything to make him see himself as a man, even as she herself grows into a monster. RemusOC. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,824 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Remus L., OC
Difficulties of Being by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, ASS. "You look so much like your father!" Al Potter is tired of hearing that sentence. But if he plays his cards right, maybe he'll never have to hear it again. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
In Rockland by Novocain reviews
Sometimes Kakashi feels that his existence as a whole is just a series of unfunny punchlines told by someone's great-uncle at parties. "He is sleeping in the cafe when Namikaze Minato burns his way into his life." AU within an AU, folks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 4,326 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 4,982 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Of Monsters and Men by Nate Grey reviews
With both Euphemia and Nunnally held hostage at the Lake Kawaguchi Hotel, Zero comes up with a new strategy, one that may draw two princesses of Britannia to his cause. But the Imperial Family has a certain way of keeping its members in check...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,577 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Nunnally L., Euphemia L.B.
Unconventional by Tobirion reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
So Help Me God by michelerene reviews
Naruto Uzumaki disappeared from radar two years ago, leaving behind a psychotic best friend and a town full of terrified people. Now he’s back, much to his ‘watchdog’s’ dismay. KakaNaru. Written because I lost another bet. Stupid Roely… with love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,350 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
He Defines Me by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Rewrite. AU. Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, he is rescued. Slash: hplv, hpss, hpdm, hplm. Please read the warnings and author's notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,827 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Infinity by Jusrecht reviews
Sequel to 'Fairy Tale'. There is only one king in Suzaku's world and it isn't Japan. Schneizel el Britannia x Kururugi Suzaku
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,590 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Suzaku K., Schneizel E.B.
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Operator by Case13 reviews
After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,071 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Through The Ages by RandomDream reviews
She was his mentor, sister, daughter and friend. Look through the window and see the hidden collection of Carlisle’s historical paintings –one that included her. Carlisle. Bella. Edward. Alternate Universe. AU. Vampires. Dimension Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Dream of the King by Nate Grey reviews
Lelouch won. The problem is that his father's final curse keeps erasing his memory. But being Emperor and C.C.'s husband isn't so bad. Their sassy little girl with the killer Geass will take some getting used to, though. Maybe some new moms would help?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,987 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Lelouch L., C.C.
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Speech by Tashaelizabeth reviews
Wilson kid!fic with a side of implied slash. Wilson's son thinks back on his childhood.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Only Silence by vernajast reviews
Iruka is never mission sex. That was what Genma had told Kakashi. How did he know? Angst, debauchery, friendships, and a happy ending. I'm horrid at summaries, but I promise it's a good story...Eventual KakaIru but others leading to it. Past YonKa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,128 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Babylon by BeautifulFiction reviews
Two years after retrieving his brother's body from the Gate, Edward Elric is still paying the price. Will his debt ever be repaid, or will it finally cost him everything? RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 268,304 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 985 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Girl by cryptictac reviews
My girl, our girl. Semantics. HouseCuddyWilson. Explicit threesome. Very explicit.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
BestKept Secrets by cryptictac reviews
House has a lot of secrets. Wilson is one of them. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Cyberfox by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Cyberpunk Naruto. The Cyberninja compete with the Shadow Runners for missions, the Dons are losing their control of the Underworld, the nobles are plotting, and on top of it all, the Daimyo is dying. There's only one way to fix it: Enter Uzumaki Naruto.Nx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,825 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Union by lunakatrina reviews
Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Straight Through by anxiousgeek reviews
Cuddy/Thirteen. She would have said she was completely straight. That was before she met Remy Hadley. Sex.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2008 - [L. Cuddy, Thirteen/R. Hadley] - Complete
On The Sad Height by Calico Jay reviews
Morals never stopped Orochimaru from keeping the dead from their rest. After being summoned in battle and forced to fight his own son, Hatake Sakumo wakes in the ruins of Otogakure and decides he wants to go home. Too bad 'home' was twenty five years ago…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H.
Principles of Growth by Trinitas reviews
House knew Chase was some kind of heretic, but what he learns about his protégé after getting on the wrong side of the Consistorial Court is beyond anything he'd ever guessed. House/His Dark Materials crossover, AU, Chase-centric, House/Wilson established, House/Chase father/son, supernatural elements.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,167 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Timely Conflict by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Boy from the future gets girl from the past. Boy from the future goes to past. Boy from the future gets surprised. Girl from the past is really... a boy from the past. A not so much epic tale of boy meets boy and things happening in between. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 311 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Vicious Cycles Make You Laugh by Novocain reviews
The truth lodges bitter-tasting in his throat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Iruka U., Orochimaru - Complete
Of War by H.E. Gray reviews
There were other people in the Iwa-Konoha war, and Yondaime was only a hero to some of them. Death, violence, bad language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Temptation by Jukebox Hound reviews
In the beginning was the Word, and perhaps it was somewhat ironic that the human’s mouth was now doing things that innocence shouldn’t know about. SZC yaoi, utter blasphemy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
Grasp Only Your Whiskey Bottle by Novocain reviews
She is a very clever girl. Written for Saphira.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 392 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Add Truth to the List of Empty Words by Novocain reviews
They miss each other on the way, the proverbial two ships passing in the night, and kiss the false images they hold. Written for Lord Baron Shae Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
The Girl on the Corner by SnapdragonSmile reviews
Perhaps there was another Lyra. OneShot.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Reign Within by glamaphonic reviews
Mai pretends that marriage will grant her choice. AU. MaiOzai, implied MaiZuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Mai - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 479 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Not Like This by Amarissia reviews
During the Nibelheim mission, Sephiroth must choose between what he wants and what Jenova demands. The story of a love that could never be, and a hatred that always was. SephCloud, yaoi, dark.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,728 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Inclusive by Amarissia reviews
The story of Cloud's entrance into Zack and Sephiroth's relationship. M for language, yaoi, Hojo's presence and the fact that Cloud is fifteen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Thought That Counts by Namaste reviews
House has a different idea about what gifts Wilson needs during Hanukkah. Think ... regifting.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Flickers of Ascension Unseen by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE. Whereby the heart is a well of secrets and love comes in varying degrees. SNARRY Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fairy Tale by Jusrecht reviews
[Spoilers to Stage 2425] Losing everything is just the beginning. The worse hell is trying to get them back. [Schneizel x Suzaku, past SuzaEuphie]
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,786 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Suzaku K., Schneizel E.B. - Complete
Like the Real Thing by triedunture reviews
House hires a male hooker who looks like Wilson. Slash: HouseOMC, HW
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
No Good Deed by donahermurphy reviews
Destiny. Fate. Dirty words, sullied by stinging tears and the eternal stains of crusted brown blood. Who was Ignatius Nott, and how did he fulfill an old Seer's prophecy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - OC
10 Commandments by bookgodess15 reviews
The ten commandments... House style. Need I say more?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
He Will Walk With The Immortal by Oldach's Dream reviews
If House really were dying, I think this might be how the world would remember him. Set sometime after Halfwit, but not directly connected to that episode. Slight Huddy. Strong HouseWilson friendship. OneShot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Pathology by Starwind77 reviews
A mysterious illness sweeps through the streets of downtown New Jersey, leaving panic and dread in its wake. As the deadly plague's toll reaches national crisis, it is clear that only one certainty remains — everybody lies.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
One Meal, One Evening by perspi reviews
The last thing she wanted was to come home to a dark, empty house. HouseCuddy friendship, set sometime after One Day, One Room.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Swallowed a Fly by Quillslinger reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Phone Tag by Tashaelizabeth reviews
What's really going on with all those phone calls? SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,930 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Fifty Foot Mary Sues by BethTX reviews
Coming to a fanfic near you: They're impossibly beautiful. They're impossibly brilliant. They save patients. They teach House that life is worth living. They are THE MARY SUES! You can run, but you can't hide.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today by Double Dog reviews
On a road trip into Wilson's past, House finds out a little more than he wanted to know.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Past Tense: Future Imperfect by Nike Femme reviews
Post AC. You cannot kill a memory. The only way to eliminate it…is to prevent it from ever happening at all. SephirothxCloud. Eventually. May go up to an Mrating in later chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Mistake by riversrunthroughme reviews
Once upon a time, Hyuuga Neji leads a mission. Once upon a time, that mission goes to hell in a handbasket. Once upon a time, Hyuuga Neji makes Jounin at age fifteen. Here's everything he didn't put in the mission report. [now with sequel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Your Move by Nakanna Lee reviews
A chess game flashes back to med school, confessions, and brings to light decisions that have to be made. HW. Please read and review! FINISHED with chpt 22 up!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Endymion by Daelan reviews
[[WIP: Chapter Two up]] SephirothCloud, ZackAeris. A semiAU [refer to AN in first chapter] epistolary novella. 'There's always a smile somewhere you'll want to protect.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,758 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Ulterior Motives by BlackEyedGirl reviews
Chase does something nice for House. House, naturally, has to find out why. Or that's what he says when Wilson asks him how it started. HouseChase festive fluff.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2005 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Trinity by Jamaica reviews
AU. Yaoi. 'In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti, Amen.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,780 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Cloud S., Vincent V.
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
Paper Moon by cryptictac reviews
Wilson is stuck in a life he wishes he could change. HouseWilson. Mild slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2005
Le Petit Chat by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE! AU. SSHP. The Spy who became an Artist. The Child who needed a home. The Recluse who became a Teacher and the Boy who saved the world. Sometimes, age is just a number and love can never be wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
Last Rites by Annwyd reviews
They are a society unto themselves, even in death. It's almost a religion. [Turkfic]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Vincent V., Tseng - Complete
Reflected by Annwyd reviews
It's a little late for her to realize the depth of the relationship she's stepped into. [KayleexSimonxRiver]
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Kaylee, River - Complete
Living Arrangements by afrai reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Clumsy by Thorne Scratch reviews
Vincent and Cloud and the snow falling on a certain night. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2002
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Sentaku no Kodoku reviews
Ten rules for dealing with loneliness. Pride and self-delusion.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Human Blade reviews
KakaNaru, ItaNaru. 3 months after the Akatsuki extermination, problems still abound for 'Fox' soon-to-be-Hokage and recently admitted into the ANBU. His squad captain Kakashi is going mad, his team is acting up, and war looms on more than one horizon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,996 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
To Rise and Return reviews
Naruto fought for everything in his life. Now crowned the leader of Fire Country, he returns to his home village to reminisce on the hatred left there- but he didn't realize that there had been one who loved him. NaruHina, long oneshot. Bashing elements.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ourouër's Choice reviews
AUish. Schneizel has to decide what to do with his late brother Lelouch's Knight Kururugi Suzaku. He isn't thinking too favorably of him. Poetry, rain, and a decision.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Schneizel E.B., Suzaku K. - Complete
Childhood Friends reviews
Teeth, eyes, fur, tails, ears, nose. Naruto remembers... happy memories. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Paradox Fury reviews
The Kyuubi's true identity, and the reason why it was defeated, even though the seal didn't work. Carnage, death, fury, love. Rated for a teensy bit of gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Had the Yondaime Lived reviews
Fifteen things that would have happened had the Sandaime replaced the Yellow Flash as sacrifice to the Shinigami. Lots and lots of nonsense, author's personal opinion is: Lame. Maybe you'll like it, who knows.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
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