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Author has written 38 stories for House, M.D., NCIS, CSI: New York, Doctor Who, MI-5/Spooks, and Artemis Fowl.

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Resurrection by DOZ reviews
Agent DiNozzo is captured while investigating a murder, but he is met with a devastating revelation when he discovers the identity of one his captors. TATE.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,240 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Tony D., Kate T.
The Taste of Ash Still Lingers by marcasite reviews
those fragments of dreams you can’t shake and it makes her wistful...Donna Noble post-Journey's End
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Three Seasons in 30 Minutes by fluffy2001 reviews
Season four! A strange idea cowritten with JennifferButterfly. Inspired by 'Star Wars Trilogy in 30 Minutes'. The idea is to condense each season into a fast paced, snarky and overall whacked out chapter. Parody is love, except for season four.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Thanks Kate by Cendari reviews
PostTwilight. Post Season 5 premiere. After being left alone in his apartment, Tony needs some help coming to terms with how far he went for the job.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Just to Sleep by Vodka Martini reviews
All she wants is to chase away the loneliness that haunts her at home. Huddyesque
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
No News Is Good News by Mr. Van De Kamp reviews
All life is, is four or five pieces of big news that change our lives forever. Things are starting to come to quite a dramatic conculsion! Final Chapter now up. THE END! Please RR xBenx
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,598 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Bright Idea by Mr. Van De Kamp reviews
So what if Orson hadn't had someone else to share popcorn with? What if Susan had actually stood a chance? Just thought this might be an interesting pairing...6 to 7 chapters. Please read and review! Ben : x
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007
Many Words Begin With T by bookgodess15 reviews
After a pile of boxes falls on top of them, Wilson has to keep House awake because he has a concussion... so they play a game. House tries to make it a little more interesting.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
10 Commandments by bookgodess15 reviews
The ten commandments... House style. Need I say more?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
47 Things That Happen in Tate Fics by Toplesslemon reviews
Guess what? It's all about the Tate [fics]! Might give a Tate fan a smile [it might, you never know...]
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Sleeptalk by Princess-Rachy reviews
Tony falls asleep at his desk... TATE!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
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Sweet Words reviews
One shot ficlet. This is pretty angsty and sappy, TBH. Steer clear if you don't like that. Post an AH relationship. What comes next?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Conversation reviews
First fic in a while. First Artemis Fowl fic ever. Post TAC, Holly and Artemis have got to have THAT conversation. It goes surprisingly well. In terms of shipping, it's deeper than friendship, but not girlfriendy/boyfriendy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hide and Seek reviews
They called it the Hide and Seek plan... This is going to stretch out into a long multichap. It's sort of silly, but not entirely ridiculous. RH, RoM, mentions of other series 5 characters. Sorry for the long absence, folks. Personal stuff.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
You Know What I Mean reviews
One shot, set during 8.4 and based on trailer for said. Spoilers *MAJORLY SO* for all of series 8 so far. Fairly run of the mill, but might be pleasantly heartwarming in preparation for tomorrow night.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009
Letters reviews
HarryRuth, multichapter. Rating may change later. Post 5.5. Harry and Ruth write to one another.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
Love and Marriage reviews
WARNING - This is *complete* fluffy nonsense. Seriously, if sugary sweet isn't your thing, don't read. I won't be offended, I'm having so much fun writing it! :D Think RH RoM marriage, families etc. Yeah, I went there. *Here, have two more chapters*
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009
Voicemail reviews
Post 5.5. Angst ahoy. COMPLETE
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Alone and Lonely reviews
HR. Set during 405 The Book.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009
Not Naive reviews
HR. Set series eight time. Ruth is back. He has always thought her naive...
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009
Flirt reviews
Itty bitty. RH. *Pure* fluff. I mean complete fluff. I mean..yeah, you're intelligent people, you get the picture. :D “So,” continued Harry, “What would you say was the right way to go about ‘seducing’ me?”
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Pieces reviews
A one shot to apologise for my despicable posting etiquette. This is a lo-ong one, which just wouldn’t have worked as a multichap, so my advice is grab a cup of tea and a choccy biccy. RH, sort of, er, random, for want of a better word. Leetle angsty.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Champagne reviews
Ruth and Harry drink champagne. One shot.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Keeping Chickens reviews
A RH story that starts off before 5.05, covers the events of 5.05, then has a happy ending. Smatterings of angst along the way, and a rather short chapter to kick it all off.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008
Sad Ending Happy Beginning reviews
For everyone who felt Donna deserved a happy ending. UPDATED Need to have watched 'Journey's End'
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
Chance Meeting reviews
30 seconds in Kate's life under witness protection. Tate undertones. Experimental style.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
The Tate Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
Title kinda says it all. Late Christmas present to Tate fans. EDIT Just realised that I should mention that this is NOT a song, and in fact has very little to do with the song...oh, just read it. :P
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
In the event of my death reviews
Samcked. Alternative ending to 'all access'. Sad. Not too corny. My first story for this show.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Impossible reviews
All ten chapters posted now. Don't want to give too much away, but it's Tate, it's cute and funny, and will hopefully make you go 'awwww'. Please R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
It all looks so different now reviews
How can I look at anything the same way after this? Tony has to watch Kate tortured, and has trouble going back to normal afterwards, to her dismay. [Includes some torture, but only in the first chapter]. Tate.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Changes reviews
Huddy alternative ending to Human Error. Basically, I reworked the scene with House and the husband, to be a HouseCuddy scene, and put my own spin on it. Don't worry, it's pretty different to the original scene.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Oblivion reviews
Huddy. A moment of pure insight into Cuddy's thoughts.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Raindrops reviews
Tate one shot. Shock! I have written a sincere one that doesn't rely on banter. Kate was there for Tony [this is sort of post SWAK] and now he wants to return the favour. Please R&R. x
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Coincidences reviews
Lots of mystery and intrigue. Kate is still alive. Might contain Tate undertones later [I can't resist!] The team keep finding themselves in situations that are strangely familiar to Tony...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Post Twilight Drabbles reviews
A series of drabbles set after Twilight. Now includes Gibbs' POV, due to request.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Alternate Ending reviews
Inspired by an episode of Doctor Who. Tony has the chance to see what could have been. Post Twilight, and Tate. [Warning: Very sad!]
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
I Don't Like Rooftops reviews
One shot sequel to 'Life After Death' [though it's not essential to have read that]. Some one asked me how Tony proposed, so read away to find out. Please R&R. x
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Life After Death reviews
Kate's death was fake. Yes, another one of those stories, lol. However, I have tried hard tomkeep it in the tone of the show, and it's Tate, though not overpoweringly so. THE END. Yup, it's over. Please R&R. x
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
People Skills reviews
Not Huddy, surprise of surprises, but not anti Huddy either, so any one can read it. Cuddy traps House in a room with a therapist, and together they try and solve House's antisocial tendencies. Of course, House is having none of that. LOVED writing this.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Thunder Road reviews
Huddy. Probably one of the better things I've ever written. Contains my best line EVER [the Van Gough one]. House interrupts Cuddy when she's realxing. He wants a heart to heart. Shame he can't be serious. Mixture of fluff, humour, and some deeper stuff.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
He Knows Things reviews
House knows Cuddy. Huddy. That about wraps it up.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
You’re Going to Die Today reviews
What we all wanted to happen in 'Twilight'. There is corny denial abound, but I have worked very hard to make it in keeping with the show. Not too angsty, not too fluffy, not too shippy...hopefully. Good for a laugh or if you need cheering up. Please R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Reputations and Regrets reviews
TATE. Longish drabble. What would have been running through Tony's head in the days after Kate's death? Why couldn't he just have swallowed his pride?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Lisa and Greg, sitting in a tree reviews
It's complete, guys! Never fear though. As you will see inside, I have made a promise that should ease the pain. R&R as always, pleeease.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Motivation reviews
Spawned off the same idea as 'She Never Knew', but a lot lighter. Huddy, but in an almost friendship way, so don't avoid it if you're into other ships. The ducklings are spreading their wings, but before they go, the team have one last case, Cuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
A day in the life of Gregory House reviews
I am obsessed with exploring characters at the moment. A typical day in House's life, told through his thoughts. Please give it a read, even if it isn't your kind of thing. If you like it, you should give 'trapped' a try.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Trapped reviews
This is a series if one shots within one story involving different character getting trapped in lifts together. Sounds cliche, but it's good fun. No big plots, more about exploring characters and relationships.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007
She never knew? reviews
Huddy one shot. She's dying, and it's time for both of them to admit a few things to each other. Don't worry, it's not got a tacky ending with them miraculously curing her or anything. Made my little sister cry when she heard it. Corrected a few typos.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/6/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Nature's Course reviews
House loves Cuddy. She loves him back. But they're not compatible, are they? What if he got a grip? What if she was willing to take the risk? Oooh, the possibilities. Chapter six up! Reviews really welcome.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete