GuiltyPleasuresAndDeadlySins
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Joined 12-19-06, id: 1184671, Profile Updated: 07-07-10
Author has written 27 stories for Sky High, NCIS, X-Men: The Movie, Lord of the Rings, CSI: New York, CSI, Leverage, Watchmen, Transformers, and A-Team.

Hello! I am GuiltyPleasuresAndDeadlySins, I'm British and live in a small village somewhere in Scotland, although there is a running joke that the village name is the name of my house.

Ø Let a friend know how you feel

Ø Tell someone you love them

Ø Laugh loud and often with friends

Ø Make a friend happy

Ø Cheer a sad friend up

Ø Help a friend in need

Ø Help a person in need

Ø Make an enemy your friend

Ø Spread joy

Ø Make sure your family know how you feel about them

Ø Don’t let anyone feel that they come second best to anyone

Ø Make sure your friends know how you feel about them

Ø Quote something really random, but meaningful at someone.

If you like me, find that you need a support ring of friends, please, add this list to your profile. If you feel that the world would be a better place if we all tried to get along, please add this to your profile.

And if this is true, please, add this to your profile as well:

“I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends...They're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!” (Harding, Warren G.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. yup, after figuring out that nothing was broken (I hate those slippers…)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. – me, them and the world!!

And now for some random quotes:

"Though loaded firearms were strictly forbidden at St Trinian's to all but Sixth-Formers...one or two of them carried automatics acquired in the holidays, generally gifts of some indulgent relative." (Searle, Ronald William Fordham)

"The Founding Fathers, in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called and education." (Updike, John)

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Tone by GIRL IN STORY reviews
Conversations with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
BETRAYED by subtleshadeofgrey reviews
McGee makes an error in judgement but it is the decision he takes afterwards that alters the lives of the whole team, especially Tony. Not for fans of McGee. Papa Gibbs, Hurt!Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Scorecard by stalkerhinata reviews
An outsider's view. Written for a prompt on the A-team kink meme.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Southern Boy Drawl by pdljmpr6 reviews
Eliotcentric unrelated oneshots/drabbles because there's SO much there we don't know and I like to dream. Genres and ratings will vary. Prompts and word count stated in each chapter. Chapter Six- The Reasons.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eliot S.
One of us is Still Asleep by M. D. Jensen reviews
In her husband's hospital room, Mal tells Arthur about limbo. Whether or not this is AU is up to the reader!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Mal, Arthur - Complete
Something Else You Didn't Know by pdljmpr6 reviews
Eliot can't handle every medical emergency the team gets into and Hospitals are not always an option. Team!Fic some whump, some angst and some medical BS for good measure.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,004 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Eliot S. - Complete
Double Trouble by Pyra Opal reviews
What starts out as a simple trip home to see her mum turns nasty when Rose, the Doctor and Jack hear of the strange deaths that have been happening. Also why do they seem to be connected to two of Rose's friends?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007
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The Coffee Shop Chronicles reviews
A series of drabble-esque pieces using my OC 'Zee' from 'Of Coffee, Love and Free Muffins'. May have strong language at some points - please read author's notes for warnings if this offends you.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Tony D., Abby S.
What Is a Life Without Memory? reviews
A death in a close family is hard. But what happens when the person doesn't die – they just can't remember? 2nd person, sadfic, warnings inside.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Eliot S.
I Don't Care reviews
Oneshot. Two people's mockery of a relationship. Title from Apocalyptica/Adam Gontier song. Warnings inside. Not a clue of the genre this should be in...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Past Indiscretion reviews
Tony had thought he'd left his old life behind. He was wrong. And when he finds himself facing down an old colleague, he has some difficult choices to make. He's already made one mistake, can he avoid making another? Full summary inside
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,805 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tony D.
It's Not Over reviews
Eliot wonders how it came to this. It had all started out as a regular con, and now it has come to this, the two of them in a petrol soaked house in Toronto, with SRU Team One yelling, with the woman smirking, with that damned lighter flickering. AU
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Eliot S.
Baby Grand reviews
Face is bored, and when he walks into Kensington palace to find a woman playing the piano, he gets a little more than he bargains for - and she gets a reason to chase her dreams. Brief Face/OFC
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
How Not To Go On The Lam reviews
…with Wade "Deadpool" Wilson, Eliot "Chuckles" Spencer blame Wade , a rather random wolf, and the occasional appearance of the author GPaDS. Warnings: incredibly AU. Exactly what it says on the tin.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Eliot S.
Car of Mischoice
Jazz and his 'owner' Andi have a conversation about just what Jazz can do, and just what he's chosen to do.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Jazz - Complete
The Family They Have Formed reviews
Drabbles: The Leverage team reflects on the family they have created. Probably OOC, but what is a girl to do? :-D Child friendly. Sophie and Eliot up.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
The Hat reviews
Parody. Not very funny, but springs from late night sleepovers. Rated for language.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Birth of Eliot Spencer reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Angsty one-shot. Probably AU. Warning: suicide and other disturbing themes. No like, no read.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
Eight Yakuza in Four Seconds reviews
“Hold a knife like this, cuts through an onion. Hold a knife like this, cuts through like eight yakuza in four seconds. Screams, carnage, People are like knives, everything’s in context.” What is the story behind that statement from Eliot? Warning inside.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Eliot S.
Absolution and Redpemtion: Personal Demon reviews
PART 2: Alex has finally spilt the beans to Nick, and he’s accepted it surprisingly well. How will they cope with no-one else being able to see Alex when they start falling? Or is it true that no-one can see her? 1 AU from about after GD 2 NickOC 3 enjoy
CSI - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Worlds Apart reviews
Lindsay Ford is not having a good time. Life seems to keep throwing her curve balls she can't catch and now, she's been thrown out of her own universe into one that is so radically different from her own that she's scared she'll never get home. AU
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Cyclops, Xavier, C.
So It's a Drinking Game reviews
…why Legolas could drink so much and not fall over. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! 1st in what should turn into a series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
For the Love Of Blood reviews
What happens when a team from the FBI turns up wanting to talk to Dinozzo? Why do they need to talk to him? And why has he been looking like he's not slept in a month recently? rated for language, full summary inside, pls r&r
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,811 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Tony D., Abby S.
When Death Comes Calling reviews
What do we do now?" on of the team asked. The other agent looked at their leader, leaning against the wall. "We go back to the shadows," she told them. "Back to the watching. Back to the waiting. We go back to what we're good at." AU
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Gunshots and Secrets reviews
AU, DS & possibility of HOC, summary inside, rated for language.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Mac T., Danny M.
Family of Fate reviews
What if Stryker had another base? What if Deathstrike had formed a family with four other younger mutants? What happened to them when she was killed? AU by the way. I didn't like X3
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Wolverine, Cyclops
Fairytale in New York reviews
Danny Messer finds a chance encounter with an Irish woman in a bar leads to something neither of them expected. Songfic to Fairytale in New York by The Pogues, probably classes as AU.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Danny M. - Complete
Of Coffee, Love and Free Muffins reviews
Tony talks to one of his best friends outside of NCIS about his relationship with Kate and after some admitting, arguing and free muffins, agrees to ask Kate out on a date. ONESHOT, date is not covered! TATE!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Absolution and Redemption: When Angels Fall reviews
Two different people. Two different times. One story of pain, death, redemption and absolution. And angels will fall. NickOC if you squint. Part 1 of a series, AU - you have been warned.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Nick S. - Complete
Bad Morning reviews
Hank's been kidnapped, and Logan's discovering that the rest of the X-Men are surprisingly unbothered by this fact.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Wolverine, Beast - Complete
What happens when Gandalf gets Lost? reviews
I apologize greatly, but it had to be done, just what does happen when Gandalf takes ten wrong turns once they've left Imladris? aka Rivendell
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Who Are We Now? reviews
TIBBS, I'm not really good at summaries...involves a kinda OC, although technically they are a canon character...please R&R
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
Scott Doesn't Like Mondays reviews
Songfic 'I Don't Like Monday's The Boomtown Rats. Just an idea that popped into my head after listening to the lyrics. Please R&R. May become a series of songfics
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Cyclops - Complete
Elementalists reviews
Completely AU Warren took the hit from Royal Pain instead of Will he died Now his twin sister and foster brother have With them they bring rumours of the most powerful elementalists alive Phoenix and Dragonia EthanOC cause there ain't enough REWRITE!
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
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