Author has written 24 stories for F-Zero, Kim Possible, Matrix, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ace Combat, Mario, Earthbound, Mortal Kombat, Harry Potter, Disney, Beauty and the Beast, and Little Mermaid.
"The Day The Music Died"
Michael Joseph Jackson
August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009
"The End Begins"
Ronnie James Dio
July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010
"The Future Looks Like Sh!t"
Dennis Lee Hopper
May 17, 1936 - May 29, 2010
And an extra-special prayer goes out to the families of Commander Argus, cpneb, and screaming phoenix, who sadly left this mortal plane far too soon, on 12/1/08, 5/10/10, and 2/2/11, respectively. Though I am no longer a full-time member of the Kimmunity, I have long respected the work of these fine people, and pray that their stories will continue to be read until the end of time itself.
Rest In Peace, our brethren.
I found this on another profile and just had to do it.
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.
1. Monique Robinson (don't know if that's really her last name)
2. Padme Amidala
3. Bartemius Crouch
4. Ron Stoppable
5. Luke Skywalker
6. Sarah Kerrigan
7. Leon Scott Kennedy
8. Cloud Strife
9. Sally Acorn
10. Maj. Jax Briggs
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Brick broke up with you? Come over here and tell me all about it.
Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
As long as I get to meet your husband and his family.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Never knew you were into bestiality. Interesting...
5 cooked you dinner?
Hold the nerfmilk, please.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Uh...Marshal Raynor? I found her.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
As long as Las Plagas aren't an occupational hazard, that's cool.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
I TOLD you those big-ass swords were bad for your back!
9 made fun of your friends?
So much for being a proper Princess.
10 ignored you all the time?
So much the better for my health.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Call Coco Banana, who, in turn, will call Kim and ask her to beat their ass.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Takes me to her husband, who sets the bone using the Force.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A heavy dose of depression.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Calls Wade, who puts it out remotely. That or summons his Mystical Monkey Power and puts the fire out that way. Then makes tracks for the nearest Bueno Nacho, me hot on his heels.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He'll say, "Beware the Dark Side" a bunch of times before I say, "Fxck the Dark Side!" and do whatever it is I planned to do.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
"Better get a sex change, sweetie."
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
"Look on the bright side: I just committed religious genocide."
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Pulls out a *Tranquilizer* and shoots me up with it.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
"The forest is behind you, Luke!"
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Punch all my teeth out with his cybernetic strength enhancer arms.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because she's witty as all hell.
2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
"There's a crossover for the ages. Congrats."
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Only if my parents are strict as all hell.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
sings* I'm so lonely...
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Possible...but highly unlikely. Luke is too much of a wimp for Kerrigan's liking.
6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Sing "My Best Friend's Girl" repeatedly.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"If he's got something to say, he better say it!"
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
"Change back to a man, then you won't have to worry about it."
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Depends on whether or not it's a veggie bagel.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Not long. Kids are scared of his metal arms and groundquakes.
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
Only if the hip-hop is from the late 80's.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Indifferent. Aerith just died.
3 told 6 he started his period.
Big whoop. He's always on his period.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Dude, make up your mind! Do you like bestiality or not?!
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
"Pink isn't really your color. You'd look much better in baby blue."
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Wonders how long she'd last in Azkaban.
7 got high.
Again? And you didn't save me any? You bastard.
8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
9 can't stand 1, so how does she get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?
Sends her boyfriend to run circles around her for an hour, screwing up her look.
10 starts working at a bar…
Careful with the cups!
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Ask when Padme got the sex change.
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
No, because one of us is not getting out of that pool alive.
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Ron, by 56,000 country miles.
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
First off, it's a he. Second, he picks severed appendages.
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
The nature of life, and Monique is completely lost.
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does she do?
Says, "What the hell?"
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
Goes on Facebook and blogs about being moody.
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Monique: Ron tried to steal her girlfriend.
1 thinks 8 is gay. What’s 8's reaction?
"Only if Tifa dies."
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
They both end up destroying their organizations from within.
1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6; do they let her?
Ron does, in a heartbeat. Not so sure about the others.
7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?
Everyone. Leon has horrible aim!
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Monique cries for days, Jax says, "Whatever. Sonya's alive and I'm fxckin' her; I don't care."
MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?
All say, "WHO THE FXCK ARE YOU?"
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
"Back off, or I make your world shake!"
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword she can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does she make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster?
Doy! She's a freakin' Ghost!
1, 6, and 7 go to Mulligans to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?
Crouch: "Just as well, I had to send my son to prison."
3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?
"You are no lover of mine!"
6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?
Cloud, because he can't stand his life anymore.
Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?
Starts aggressive negotiations.
The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?
I still don't know what exactly those are. But Crouch pulls out some mistletoe to distract them.
Make up an e-mail address for 6
What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Show her my fanfiction and watch her run out screaming.
What subject would 1 teach if she were a teacher? Would she be good at it?
Business, and she'd be somewhat good at it.
4 is walking home when she sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against her legs. Will she kick it away, or take it home?
He takes it home. No contest.
If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
Would change her taste in music. Give her a taste for Dream Theater.
3 has to marry 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Cloud, because Cloud is just as moody as Crouch.
7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins?
For the hell of it. And Monique wins.
If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?
Either Altair Ibn-La'Ahad or Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Ron as an Assassin...epic win.
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Luke, out before you chop someone in half with that damned lightsaber of yours. Sally, come with me. I'll get you right as rain...on one condition.
9 and 2 are depressed, why?
Because both their husbands have changed...for the worse.
4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
He walks right the hell back out.
Think 8 could be a super model?
Only in SERIOUS drag.
They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?
Cloud. That damn sword does come in handy every once in a while.
They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?
Ron. He's got quick hands.
One of them falls in love with you, which one?
Hopefully either Monique or Padme. Both are really down-to-earth.
GENDER SWAP! What happens?
I start hanging around Ron a lot more.
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!
EVERYONE RUN!!! Kerrigan, Leon, and Cloud, obviously, don't listen. They end up killing the lion inhumanely.
New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?
Monique immediately puts her iPod on to block out Crouch.
Another new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?
The baby dies of depression.
If x = 73 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?
X=10. And I doubt there was any point to that question.
Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?
It's a toss-up.
1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?
5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.
They pair off, Luke with Padme and Crouch with Cloud, and their convos go like this:
Meanwhile, Crouch and Cloud just discuss different methods of suicide.
I know it got lamer and lamer as it went, but I just had to do it. Damn you, IdrewAcow.
"Hey, people! How're you doing? I specialize in stories gamers may or may not already know, so you'll be seeing a lot of game names in my disclaimers. You have been warned. Other than that, enjoy the stuff I bring to you! It'll be cool, I promise!"
(sighs) The above was true before late May '07, when my mother went out to get supplies & I was stuck watching TV with my then 5-year-old 1/2-sister. Turns out, the show that was on just happened to be Kim Possible: So The Drama. I had already seen A Sitch In Time, so I was thinking, "Whoa, they made another movie out of her?"
Now, keep in mind, I hadn't seen an episode of the series in years, so I wasn't exactly up-to-date on the whole relationship thing between Kim & Ron. Therefore, I had no idea what I had gotten myself into until right before the final battle, when Ron poured his heart out to Kim. At that point, I thought to myself, "Did he just say he loves her?"
Then, when Kim kicked Shego into the tower, I thought to myself, "Holy #!, Kim's dark side is free! We're all f!"
Finally, at the prom, I had acted, in my head, like the 2's personal cheerleader: "All right, you 2, if you're going to lock lips, the time is now."
A few more seconds: "There's that look, here it comes."
Then: "Foreheads are touching-any second now."
Finally: "There you go-they're leaning in, come on, go, go-" & just as their lips made contact: "Yes!! Yes!! It's about bloody time; I knew it was coming!" I really did, too. There had been an assload of buildup from in BN HQ to the end. I quickly grew obsessed with the show and have only just recently finished cooling down from it.
Random facts about me...
Birth date: 5/31
Favorite bands: Metallica, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Disturbed, Dokken, Dream Theater
Favorite solo artists: Ozzy Osbourne, Chris Cornell, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Marilyn Manson
Favorite group songs:
Favorite solo hits:
Now, upcoming projects:
The Dogs Of War: Cipher's Tale-Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War novelization. Beta read by Zan67. (Pending)
Novelization of Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies (Beta read by Zan67)
Possible novelizations of EarthBound and Mother 3 (Beta read by TheImperfectDarkOne)
The Razgriz of Sand Island-AC5 with Blaze/Edge. Enough said. Next chapter: Journey Home.
The Otherworld Alliance and the New Threat-In the next chapter, the Otherworld Alliance is formed. Beta read by Foreteller of Three.
Why are you still reading this? Check out my stories, at the very least! Reviews are appreciated.
Never opened myself this way
Luke "Yoshi's Best Pal" Lynch
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