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Joined 12-20-06, id: 1185150, Profile Updated: 03-09-08
Author has written 10 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Midnighters, and Twilight.

O.K well i really dont know what you would want to know about me but i will give you the basics.

Gender: Female

Eyes: green

Hair: Brown but i want it to be black

Height: 5'3

Age: 15

Nationality: American

I have officially decided that life hates me. Apparently we are packing up and moving at the end of this school year to my home town in montana. Now thats a good and dandy except for the fact that there is no one in that damn town. And as I am currently on the phone with my boyfriend of a year and half who apparently is taking mre interest in his game then me i am royally pissed off.

Anyways, i hope you guys enjoy the stories. I'm not completly sure what to do with the Maximum Ride one sso im sorry but i can go places with the Alex Rider one and the Twilight one. I will not change ony of my plotlines to fit your needs so no bella and Edward will not be together...for now i guess.

Un knowables Characteres (Take a look they are hot)

James: james

Kasper: ~kasper

Matt: matt

Jordan: jordan

Nathan: nathan

Troy: troy

Mason: Mason

Ashton: Ashton (but with blonde hair)

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Scars: Original Version by javoraf reviews
We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language. Original Version of Story. Unfinished. Plan to rewrite in future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,531 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Deception by xSiriusxstalkerx reviews
A grand hotel, a convention of purebloods and lets not forget the seduction of one Draco Malfoy. Yes, this was going to be a Very interesting order mission. HGDM. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 241,246 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tea for Two by Sekushi Shiagu reviews
What if Alice never awoke from the dream? What if it wasn't a dream and she never left Wonderland. Alice stayed and decided to live with the white rabbit. As she grew, the characters in the game changed. Rated for Lemony Goodness
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Moonlight by Jasperlove reviews
I waited for the impact of the bullet to pierce my skin, but it never came. Suddenly i heard a thump. My angel, lay on the ground...blood pouring from her body. Humans aren't supposed to move that fast.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008
April, 1912 by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. Bella is a normal seventeen year old girl, living in the early 1900's. But when her parents want to drag her back to America, in none other than the Titanic, what will fate bring? One hint: A bronze haired angel. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Birth By Sleep by BlueMoonedTigriss reviews
His stare changed slightly and then he spoke again, “You do not smell of fear, but surely you know what I am…” He sounded confused and I took in a shaky breath, “I know what you are… but I don’t fear your strength or power… I welcome it.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Clash of her worlds by Mela reviews
AU Over the summer Hermione is isolated from her friends for her protection. New friends and new opportunities begin to entice Hermione back into her childhood world: The muggle world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 277,068 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max Has a Boyfriend? And It's Not Fang by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/ FAXNESS / Fang accidentally overhears Max confessing that she may have found a boyfriend. There's just one little problem...it's not him. Then, Max hears a message to Fang from 'his favourite girl'. There's just one problem ... it's not her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Waiting For Forever by TwilightFan4Life reviews
A fanfiction based after Eclipse. Basically my personal version of Breaking Dawn. Chapter 17, Wedded Bliss is up. Beware its lemony! Chapter 27 Now up...also a lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,109 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
The Sexy Someone by Believer-of-Slash reviews
A tale about Hermione in her seventh year who is suddenly being loved, lusted over and even obsessed over by some boys...and even that one sexy someone. Rated R for lots of sex. Warning: heavy femmeslash in later chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You're a Big Girl Now by skywise012000 reviews
Ginny & Hermione's night out takes an interesting turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
The Tutelage of Hermione by Operamuse reviews
In order to overcome her fear of physical intimacy, Hermione gives Severus permission to take up the role of teacher once more by giving her a crash course in love making. Short fic about SSHG. There will be lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
New Looks, New Attitudes by sunshine-in-writing reviews
Hermione's cousin comes to cheer her up over the summer because Harry and Ron are off somewhere. When she returns to school for her last year, heads turn. And some do more than turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Strike Up The Band by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE What happens when our favorite mutant freaks form a rock band? Will total chaos ensue? Will the singer and the drummer fall in love? Will the world be saved? Stay tuned to find out. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Three's Company by Fyrerayne reviews
Ari captures the flock. Hot threesome ensues. Faxari. Which means MaxAriFang threesome. Oh yeah. SLASH. HET. DUBCON.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Saving You by free annabel reviews
3/1/15 DMHG. Both Draco and Hermione are keeping dark secrets that threaten to destroy them. But when the two find there is more to each than meets the eye, an unlikely and forbidden bond begins to form. Can the two enemies save each other from their personal demons? When a plot threatens everything, even their lives, can love conquer all? Some very dark themes and mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Truth or Dare? by abandonedprofile1 reviews
Hermione and Ginny are bored.What does Hermione suggest?Truth or dare? Oooh. This could be interesting. HPGW RWHG NLLL KBGW AJFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
The Guilty Ones by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ellyn Hatcher and Sirius Black haven't seen each other in a year. One night, they meet again and everything changes between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Race For Harry Potter by Ifuonlyknewgrl reviews
Four Girls with a bet, One boy and a school filled with eligible bachelors. Who will get Harry Potters heart first and what will become of them? Who will be the first to bag Harry Potter and get the best prize in the world...Golden Boy's Virginity! A dash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,013 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Lust Potion by chips1314 reviews
Hermione and George acidentally take a lust potion. Read on to find out what happens next.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - George W., Hermione G.
Detentions by airuhkuh reviews
Hermione Granger, perfect Prefect and all around goody two shoes, had detention. Blaise Zabini, best Potions student in all of Hogwarts and in Slytherin, was given detention as well. And why exactly do they insist on making them heated snog sessions? BHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Chrissy8887779999 reviews
[Complete!]When you thrust the Mauraders and Lily's friends into a story, romance and chaos ensues. 7th year heads story with a twist that's sort of like sleeping with the enemy.. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,829 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Flipped by Your Great Escape reviews
James Potter has always been an arrogant prat. I never dreamed that he could kiss like that. Or that he would spend his entire summer flipping my world upsidedown. Told by both James & Lily.LS LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Tutor Me And Love Me HG Version by Everglot reviews
Ginny’s been getting bad grades these past few weeks so Dumbledore’s suggests a tutor. Who of all the people will he choose? HarryGinny Verison!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,127 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Teach Me To Fly, One Last Time by spell.binding reviews
One Shot:: Wendy coping with her new life, as a 20 year old. She married very young and has little jane. This story mainly consists of a flash back 4 years ago when she saw those emerald eyes and sandy blonde hair. when she saw peter. RR PLEASE!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Without You by jmalfoy reviews
Bitter, angry, and cold after tragedy strikes her, what will it take for Hermione to see that her happiness is right in front of her? One shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonlight Rendevous by tinamonic reviews
Get out of my dreams, and into my bed. Passionate desires are finally quenched for two star crossed pirates during one moonlit night. Jack & Elizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Game Night by SRV42 reviews
Hermione and Angelina are hosting a game night... and the Weasley twins will be there. Mainly Hermione Fred, some Angelina Oliver. High on Hormones, Low on Plot. Currently a OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Looking Glass Smut Strut Train Gang by AJ Angelique reviews
Alice must entertain the Paper Suit man and the Goat in order for the Guard to forget her not hvaing a ticket...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2005
Peter's Girl by diviouslyangelic reviews
it is now 5 years since peter and wendy last met....they are all grown up...yes, both of them...finished...hang in there for part 2... if possible
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004
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The Heart For Hate reviews
Bella, the 4,000 year old vampire. Edward, her lost love who walked out of her life a century ago. She never thought she would see him again. But anything can happen...To twist the heart toward hate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lumiere Des Loups reviews
“Jake, is it just me or is it hot?” I put her down and watched as the water seemingly evaporated from her body. “No Bella, you should be shivering, the wind is blowing and it’s about to rain.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Unforgivables reviews
Their lips were locked in a lovers embrace, unbroken with hands roaming. Her pain was evident and Jasper was soon at her side wondering what was wrong...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Unknowables reviews
I stopped and stood up looking her directly in her daring violet eyes. “What happened to you Bella?”...Send some reviews People...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,769 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Sexy Kill reviews
What if Alex hadn't wanted to leave Scorpia and he bacame the most deadly accurate assasin in the world.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/8/2008
I Can't Stand It Anymore reviews
What Happenes when max gets the courage to tell Fang something shes been wanting to and all the complications...Fang, Yes Max, Theres something i've been needing to tell you,What is it?, I....... FAXNESS REVIEWS! Ok there is is...
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006
New Begginings reviews
What happens when they find more? Rating may change later.
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007
He did She did reviews
He had one last thing to say...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Innocence reviews
He lived but a week, his innocence, gone...............go ahead give me your worst crap people i don't care hope you like the new style
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Guess Computers Aren't Totally Worthless reviews
Max and Fang have never met eachother, but the school and what happened to them still existis, what happens when the meet in a chat room?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006