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Joined 12-20-06, id: 1185230, Profile Updated: 04-16-08
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Bible, and Sherlock.

Hey everybody!

In this world, my name is Roshwen. I live in Holland, in a cute little village you’ll probably never come, or it would be by accident. I’m seventeen, not really tall, blond/brown hair, blue eyes, nothing special. Love to wear my oversized grey sweater and a pair of jeans.

Other things I love: Music: Queen, U2, Racoon, and any song with good lyrics. Movies: LOTR, the Lion King, PotC 1 and Gladiator. God: I'm Christian and proud of it. Books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, the Wheel of Time, a Song of Ice and Fire, Sword of Truth, and any fantasy. To write: I'm here, anymore to say? Other stuff: travelling, my cat, chocolate, and long hot showers.

Now you can ask: if you are Dutch, why do you write in English? Well, the answer is: this is the way I can get the most reviews (hehe). And because in my twisted brain, stories written in English look better and sound better. By the way, I won’t claim my grammar and my spelling to be perfect, so if I make any mistakes, please let me know!!

Ships:

Here’s a story about why Holly and Arty can’t be together, and Holly and Trouble would be perfect!

Trouble pointed at Holly’s eyes. One hazel, one blue.

“Does this mean I have to share you with the Mudboy from now on?”

She started laughing, but then, seeing how serious he was, she stopped.

“No way, Trouble,” she answered. “First of all, he’s a human. Second, he’s a criminal, which is nearly the same. And me being an elf, and in the LEP again, I don’t think it would be possible. Even if I wanted to love him, it would not be right.”

Trouble was not convinced. “He saved your life.”

“Yes, he did. And I am very grateful for it, but, Trouble Kelp, you listen very carefully, he is a friend. A good friend, but nothing more than that.”

He took her hands in his own. “I love you, Holly.”

“I love you too, Trubs.”

You see? Just friends.

Other ships I like/ don’t like:

Root/Vinyaya

Don’t really know how to think about that, actually. I didn’t really see it in the books. But surely, if you want Root to be in love (almost impossible, but go ahead) I think she would be the best partner.

Artemis/Minerva

First of all, they are both the same species. They’re both geniuses, and they seem to like eachother. Anyway, it’s about time for Artemis to meet a girl of his own kind. I mean genius, ánd human being.

Butler/??

I’m having an idea to write a tragedy about Butler and the girl he left behind to do his job… I won’t promise anything, however.

Foaly/Caballine

Obviously.

Well, this was it for now. Maybe I’ll update this profile when I get a brilliant idea, but don’t count on it.

Thanx for all your reviews and for adding me/my stories to your list of favs!!

Bye!!

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Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,369 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
221B Drabbles by tsukinoblossom reviews
My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 221 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Bit of Everything by KCS reviews
My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Very Good Indeed by StillWaters1 reviews
John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sick Fic by LittlePippin76 reviews
Sick Fics are my guiltiest pleasure. I've read many, so if you've written one, you've inspired me. This is my take on how I think Sherlock would react to a poor poorly John. Characters are not mine. Have fun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Punctuality by StoneWingedAngel reviews
The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Linguistics by rizandace reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,360 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mini Magical Moments by MegTao reviews
100 word moments from all eras and all characters. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scream What's with all the angst!. XD REQUESTS CLOSED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The 3 Stages of Friendship by Jennistar1 reviews
Or: 3 ways Sherlock and John realised what friendship was. CHAPTER 3 UP. NOW FINISHED.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nothing At All by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Holly muses over the human race, about the things the fairies have lost-and the things that matter most.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Holly S. - Complete
Directions by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
The ground is always down, and the sky is always up. That's not what he has trouble understanding.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Out, Out, Brief Candle! by Jarlaxle Baenre reviews
Trouble mourns Holly's death in a hundred word drabble... Implied character death, obviously, AU, obviously, with a MacBeth theme to it, obviously.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Trouble K. - Complete
Pride by Blaze Moonlight reviews
Pride is a dangerous thing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Going Going Gone Soldier by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Would you have the courage to keep going when those around you lost their lives? WARNING CHARACTER DEATH. RootVinyaya HollyTrouble T for violent themes
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Trouble K. - Complete
The Old Religion by Kelitzo reviews
Okay, this is a poem about the fairies being kicked off the surface. Its supposed to be a bit sad, I guess. You'll have to read and tell me if it is. Rhyming!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
On The Subject Of Skiving by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
After the death of Grub, Trouble Kelp is suicidal. Holly is willing to return just once to Police Plaza to save his life will she be in time? ONESHOT.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
A Thousand Languages by MadLori reviews
Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
On the Other Side of a Smile by FannyT reviews
Thw twins are always laughing, never showing weakness or pain. Yet they, too, have been touched by the war. And there is one young Auror who watches them, wishing that they would once just once let themselves be helped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/1/2005 - George W., N. Tonks - Complete
And the Band Played On by Kel the Nightmare reviews
One-shot: A very short story about a ship, a disaster, death, and the three beings watching it. It’s things like this that make you wonder. How will you face death?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
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In which Mycroft cries and other Impossible Things happen reviews
My parking spot for short stories, drabbles, oneshots and 221b's. Can contain everything but outright slash. May eventually include pre-slash, mild swearing, game-related violence and more scary stuff. Be warned.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012
The eye of the Tiger reviews
Oneshot. When John takes a walk in the park, he meets up with someone claiming to be an old comrade. How very nice.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Anthea, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Who's speaking reviews
John receives a phone call that changes everything. Reichenbach-reunion. John W. Mycroft H. and Sherlock H.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
It's not fair reviews
Removed by the admin, fixed by me. Holly and Trouble are secretly in love. Problem is: Grub loves Holly too, and when he finds out about their romance, he is heartbroken. In a desperate attempt to win Holly's heart, he does something nobody ever expected.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Grub K., Holly S.
Questions reviews
A HT ship about questions. Holly and Trouble have a little game and some questions just need an answer. No plot, actually, but hey. Yes, I know this summary sucks, just go and read the story. And don't forget to review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
How INF could have ended reviews
If you've read my other story It's not fair, you already know what this means. If you haven't, go and read it. Instead of a wedding, it ends with a funeral. HT, warning for character death
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Trouble K. - Complete
You're Beautiful reviews
A bittersweet Butler-Romance songfic. Domovoi is seventeen, and meets a girl on his holiday in Paris. Song is from James Blunt, and WHY do people always forget how it ends? Hope you like it. ButlerxOC, RR please.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Butler - Complete
Good Friday through the eyes of Death reviews
How would Death have seen Good Friday? I used Pratchett's Death for this, please RR
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
ILoveYou in a NonDramatic Way reviews
The love confession after which the lovers live longer than five minutes. More explanation inside. HT
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Just one of those nights reviews
Butler in one of the nights when Artemis is in Hybras, fighting demons. What else to say? PLEASE, review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Butler - Complete
Het Laatste Duel en wat verder volgt reviews
Nou ja, de titel zegt het al. Het laatste duel tussen Harry en Voldemort, en Harry die iets goed te maken heeft. Dit is mijn eerste opgeschreven fanfic, dus R&R alsjeblieft. HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Dutch - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete