Name: JoeBob! (Actually, no, that isn't my name... I'm a girl, and it would be very sad indeed if my parents had named me JoeBob...)

Fandoms: Harry Potter was my only fandom for many years, and then I discovered the wonders of Twilight... Ahh, how I love vampires... and werewolves... Then, of course, that led to The Host (amazing book, I would recommend it even to people who don't like Twilight)... so now I have three fandoms. Mainly, though, it's Twilight.

Ships: I have an extensive ship history.

Long ago, in my early fanficcing days, I fell in love with Snape/Hermione. My friends made fun of me, but I didn't care. Then, of course came Draco/Hermione. Then Draco/Ginny. As far as Harry Potter goes, I can pretty much go along with any ship, especially if its uncannonness is explained... and I don't go for slash. REALLY, though, I'm a hardcore Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny shipper. Especially R/H :)

Recently I've been more into the Twilight stuff, and with that fandom I have a very hard time swallowing uncannon ships. None of this crazy Bella/Cullen-that-is-not-Edward stuff. Maybe I could handle Bella/Jacob if it is explained really well. I especially love Alice/Jasper and Rosalie/Emmett, because I'm a sucker for the smaller characters :) My absolute favorite ships, however, are the werewolf/imprint ships. Quil/Claire is number one, with both Jared/Kim and Jake/Nessie tied in a close second. I also find Paul/Rachel absolutely fascinating because I never really liked Paul... Oh! And lately I've been into Embry/Leah because Leah deserves some love and poor Embry is the only one of his buddies who doesn't have an imprint.

Stories: My things are all Harry Potter right now, but they're all rather old... I've been working on some Twilight stuff, but it won't be ready for a while.

I took down a few of my stories because, quite honestly, the plots weren't very developed and the characters weren't explained at all... and they were kind of full of Mary Sues. I'm not ashamed of my humble beginnings (everybody has to start somewhere), but I'd rather have this profile reflect my better work.

"You are here to learn the sublte science and exact art of potion making. As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses... I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death-- if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

-Severus Snape (R.I.P.)