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Joined 12-20-06, id: 1185584, Profile Updated: 11-16-08
Author has written 18 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Ragnarok, Saiyuki, Twilight, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VIII, Chronicles of Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ.

hello, everybody! I am nothing more than a person with a lost cause. And here are those causes.

Cause no. 1.) Mary-Sue's are evil. Period. I know, I know. I'm also guilty of making a Suefic, and I don't blame you or will stop you if you make one as well. I just want all Suethors to know that Mary-Sues are an ugly sight and to please be careful with the way they write. To Cheese and Fishcake, don't be naive. Don't make a Suefic. I was pathetic enough to begin one in the first place.

Speaking of Mary-sues, I advise you all to read The Saiyuki OC Mary Sue test by Yuelin . Very accurate and for those of you who are completely clueless about Gensomaden Saiyuki just ignore some of the minor details and replace Goku, Homura and Kougaji with Kenshin, Aang or Naruto, and Seiten Taisei Son Goku with Naruto Demon Form, and all that.

Cause no. 2.) This may be the greatest cause of all...for those of you with asshole profiles just like Adverk's, please cut the suethors some slack. is a free website and anyone can post anything they want. Be it crappy, good, a suefiction or not. They write because they have the need to write and the want to share their ideas. Not letting other people throw in their ideas just because you don't like it is practically criminal. Stop putting the imagination of other people in a cage!

Some authors may be seriously horrible, but telling them not to write anymore or just being a plain jerk is not helping them. You wanna' make a big deal out of it? Throw in some ideas to help them instead of just trash-talking them.

And stop saying suethors shouldn't write anymore, because, believe it or not, some suethors with the most ridiculous suefics are actually good authors. I don't know if it's because their good stories are a different genre or they just improved. I don't know, but one thing's for sure; they wrote again. And here's the thing. I just reread one of my very kind reviews. They flamed my suefic of course but the thing that got me the most was "never write again". And here's my observation: Some of the greatest writers in have actually written some of the most horrible suefics I've ever read. See how you assholes DON'T help by saying "never write again" to some random writer that may have the potential to actually be better than J.R.R. Tolkien or Edgar Allan Poe or J.K. Rowling?

And here's another thing. One of my flames said, "there are no such thing as darknessbenders" blah, blah, blah. But guess what? This is Maybe you haven't noticed but nothing here ever seems to actually HAPPEN in the original book/movie/show, etc.

Cause no. 3.) Here is something I dislike, but not hate. Really good fanfictions that don't finish. There are some incomplete fanfictions that's been done a reallllllllllllllllllllllllly long time ago and I can't help but think that its just a waste not to be able to read them.

Even though The Dark Side is complete and total shit and no matter how many flames I get I will not erase it and I will try my best to continue it. I might even get inspired by it later on.

The bottom line of this number would be: I don't believe in leaving unfinished stories.

Cause no. 4.) Quote-The space bar is your friend, and so is the Enter key-unquote, and I might add Spell Check. There's no excuse for at least trying not being careful with your spelling, grammar, and for causing typos and there's no also no excuse for disregarding a typo in PLAIN SIGHT.

Cause no. 5.) For those of you who bad-mouth those with a few spelling errors, cut them some slack. Believe it or not: some are actually doing the best they can even if they have a few mistakes.

Cause no. 6.) I believe strongly that reviews are there to give comments or things to help an author be better. They are NOT, I repeat NOT just for the sake of communicating with the author! Flames are a lot better than pointless reviews. I get very, very frustrated if I receive these from some people I know. To are a very good example of this. If you didn't actually read my fanfiction...then why the fucking hell did you review?!

Cause no. 7.) "Praises makes your conscience better, but criticism makes you a better writer." I highly agree with this. I will be mentioning this in almost all my fanfictions: please be straightforward with your reviews. Flames are very much welcome. Don't be like Paula Abdul and say that you like my fanfic but you actually hate it in reality. I'd very much appreciate that.

Cause no. 8.) Okay, I take back what I said before...THIS is the greatest cause of all...

Cheese is good. Cheese is almighty. Never underestimate the power of cheese.

Oh...and important advisory to all! before doing your "business"...please lift your toilet might save your life. Trust me dudes/dudettes...five people have died and the autopsy showed that their deaths were caused because they used the same toilet seats...guess what was underneath the lid...a spider called Telamonia Dimidiata (Can i HELP it if i like to research?) which is sort of light orange with a white abdomen with two red stripes: at least, that's what ONE of the spiders look like; its venom is TOXIC!! So...yeah...doing your business if never do it again!! Just joking...(Damn, I'm corny!)...Just be careful peoples...

Another adivsory! Don't eat chicken necks and/or chicken wings frequently. Especially women. This is due to the fact that steroids are usually injected in these parts. I didn't do enough research on this since I wasn't really interested in topics concerning 'not eating food'.

Okay, I'm really pissed off. What happened to I can't update all my previous stories! I can only work with the most recent ones. "The Dark Side" and "Man's Best Friend or Sanzo's Worst Nightmare?" are both waiting to be updated. I've already typed at least two more chapters for each but some asshole just keeps them from being uploaded!! WTF HAPPENED!! I mean, I also have to change something in "The Dark Side"! How the heck am I supposed to change EMBER green to EMERALD green?! People are gonna get confused!! Both about the story and my mental competence! (Thanks so much to the anonymous reviewer ara6012 for informing me about the ember thing. sorry that you hate mah' fic)

Okay, what the hell?! First, the Bold and Underline options wouldn't work, and now that they're fixed, I'm not allowed to put dashes as minor dividers! WTF?! I can't even put continuous periods/dots. The glitches and/or setbacks in are starting to get on my nerves.

And now, for examples of some kick-ass authors and people with kick-ass beliefs.

--Hall of Awesome Assholes--



Zuko's Flamethrower PWNS j0O

Seriously...You guys are really total jackasses... but man, brutally honest! Internet evil...I love it. You're not only amusing and entertaining, but also so fucking awesome!

--Hall of Even More Awesome Authors--


Your wordplay is unbelievable! And though there are many recurring themes, it's still awesome to read your stories. And I bow down to your patience to finish your stories, though it takes years for you to do them. I look forward to all your updates.


Seriously dude(dudette)! You're so awesome! Your story Enemies, Right? and Dysphoria kicks butt! Your writing style gives so much inspiration to me! You're awesome and a kick-ass author!


SCANDAL IN THE JEEP! was so freakin' hilarious! But what really got me was Raspberries. Totally awesome. If it would've been possible, I'd have cried! It was so sweet! You're so good and really creative

So far, you guys are the best writers I have EVER seen. If not for the writing style, it's the creativity or sadness behind it! Or maybe even BOTH! Keep it up you guys!


The Dark Side -I've done three to four chapters. But for some reason, the internet won't work with updating my previous stories. I've tried different computers but it still won't work. I'll look into this.
04/18/08 - Well, seeing as fucking won't allow me to update on this one, I'm just going to do a rewrite. Not only for that reason because I'd have to admit this story is, for most parts, crap. Yeah, crap. Of course, the whole essence of the story is about some godforsaken, damn mary-sue, so yes, I still have to add Reggie. But I won't be starting until I'm finished with my other fanfics.

Man's Best Friend of Sanzo's Worst Nightmare? - I've done with 2 chapters. The internet will only work with the new stories I submit. The old one's have something wrong. I've gotten tired of waiting for Gensomaden Saiyuki in Japanese with English subs to appear so I'm getting less and less motivated to write this. And I have a new interest now!
I might also be doing a rewrite on this.

How to Annoy the Twilight Characters - I've posted Charlie's chapter. Thanks so much to Cheese for helping me out on this. As it is, it's complete, but I may still be posting up more chapters.

A Bad Day - Chapter 6 dudes! Anyways, it was supposed to be longer but I decided I'd just continue the Grandma Sheldon arc in the next chapter. So as it is, I've already started chap 7! Like four paragraphs. And I'm already wrapping up the whole story! Yays! 8D! Finally! A multi-chapter I'm about to finish! XD

Three More Problems to Deal With - Actually, I'm already starting with chapter six. I'm going to wait until I'm done with this chapter before I post anything else. It's so I'm more motivated to write. It's how I work, dudes.

NAME: Now that is something I will NEVER reveal on the internet! Fine! Take my account, but I will NEVER reveal my NAME!

AGE: (censored)

ADDRESS: #3, Planet Earth, The Solar System

LIKES: Anime, Mangas, Television, Music, Gadgets (My ipod, my laptop, my cellphone), Sports (Track and Field, Soccer, Swimming), Scuba Diving, Marine Biology, Zoology, Calculus, Trigonometry, Video Games (I prefer RPG), The internet, Challenges, English and Literature, Animals (especially wildlife), My dogs, Choir Practice (Even though recently I just quit choir), Money, Sleeping...FOOD!!, crack

DISLIKES: Pink, airheads, airheads who try to mingle with me, Losing bets(I hate this because this RARELY happens...except to Crackers),overly-dramatic mediocre acting, too much drama, Spiders (which is weird since my fave superhero is Spiderman and my fave toy is a tarantula or some sort of huge spider), being called 'Chimpy', too much heat, black-outs, Barney, The Teletubbies (Not sure of spelling), Dora the Explorer...Gravity (note: I don't hate it, just dislike it)...The person right beside me...What I hate the most: very expensive buffets...

FAVORITE COLORS: Black!...Purple/Violet, Green, Silver, Electric Blue, Vermillion (There's just something that draws me to the color of blood)

FAVORITE ANIME/MANGAS: GENSOMADEN SAIYUKI!!...Hikaru no Go (It's such a beautiful manga),Get Backers(I was obsessed with this very much...until I saw the dubbed version), Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuuden, BLEACH (Not the cleaning product)!! Death Note, The Law of Ueki, Ragnarok: Into the Abyss (or was that Enter the Abyss...not sure), Saber Marionette J, Jigoku Shoujo, Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori, Black Cat, Chobits, Avenger, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Wolf's Rain, Inuyasha, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rurouni Kenshin, Rave, Kino's Journey/Kino no Tabi, Araiso Private Highschool Student Council Executive Committee

FAVORITE GAMES: Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy XII, Ragnarok, Diablo, Guild Wars, Burnout 2: Point of Impact, Bully, Mortal Kombat, Tekken 5, Yu-Gi-Oh: War of the Roses, Resident Evil 4, Sims 2: Pets, Sims 2

FAVORITE BOOKS: Artemis Fowl, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, Click, To Kill a Mockingbird, Twilight Series, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Inheritance Trilogy (which is not yet a trilogy), The Lord of the Rings, The Color of Water, The Alchemist, Septimus Heap, A Wrinkle in Time, Harriet the Spy, The Divide, Charlotte's Web, The Wish List

FAVORITE T.V. SHOWS (non-anime): Drake and Josh, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Living Life with Derek, That's so Raven, My Wife and Kids, American Idol, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Mad TV, The Simpsons...Spongebob

FAVORITE MOVIES: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, Kung-fu Panda, Saiyuki Requiem, Harry Potter Series, Pirates of the Carribean, She's the Man, Final Fanatsy VII: Advent Children, Firefly the movie: Serenity, Pokemon: The Legend of Latios and Latias, Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shambala, Naruto movie 3, 300, The Ring, Resident Evil 2, Click, The Lord of the Rings series, Charlotte's Web, Bridge to Terabithia, Pan's Labrynth, Treasure Planet, National Treasure, I am Legend


(Anime) Simple and Clean; Sanctuary (Both by Utada Hikaru; KH/2), Everything in Gensomaden Saiyuki, Sakasama no Chou; Nightmare (Both by snOw), Every Heart (By BoA; From Inuyasha), Gift (From Clamp School...), Barairo no Sekai (By PIERROT; Get Backers), Rakuen; Overlap (Cave/Kimeru; both from Yu-gi-oh), Beautiful World; All the Way (Ai Maeda/ Mikuni Shimokawa; both from Kino's Journey) Yura Yura(By: Hearts Grow/Naruto 9th ending) Nagareboshi-shooting star- (By: HOME MADE KAZOKU/Naruto Shippuuden 1st ending) Namikaze satelite (By: Snorkel/Naruto 5th or 6th opening, not sure), Asterisk (By: Orange Range/Bleach 1st OP), Season's Call (By: Hyde/Blood+ OST), Michi-To you All- (Naruto Shippuuden 2nd ED)

(Non-Anime) Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride (The name of the singers' way too long; Lilo and Stitch OST...What? I like it, it's fun), anything the non-girly Avril Lavigne sang, Missing (by Evanescence), Numb; Faint; Breaking the Habit; Points of Authority, What I've Done, In the End, What I've Done (All by Linkin Park), Lean on Me Hip-hop Version (by Rockapella), I'm Still Here ( by John Rzenzik; Treasure Planet OST) One Way (By: Hillsong) Comatose (By: Skillet) Your Guardian Angel, Angel's Cry (Both by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus; first song: Don't Fake it), Sum 41 songs, Iris (Goo Goo Dolls; City of Angels OST), How to Save Life (The Fray; Grey's Anatomy theme...I think), Narda (Kamikaze; Maharot)

HOBBIES: Vegging out, Reading, Drawing, Writing, Playing the Piano, Skateboarding, Biking, Researching (When I'm interested in the topic), Seeing my teachers/professors not able to answer my questions properly, Blackmailing my brother, Learning Japanese, Street Dancing/Break Dancing/Hip Hop Dancing, Hoarding money(which is a bit different from collecting, I'm too greedy to I hoard), Sleeping,...EATING!!


And of, I'm easily satisfied with these much sites to surf...


"I claim this land in the name of cheese"

- Calysta Sylpher

"Cheese is almighty"

- Me

"There are many words to describe how sad this is, but I'll just go with sad."

- Cheese

"Death is not always the act of ending a life, sometimes it is a step to rebirth."

- Ashbear

I know this doesn't apply to me, but it was too nice...

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is

the triumph of hope over experience."

- Samuel Johnson

Still doesn't apply to me, but this time coz' it's too funny

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the

more interested he'll be in her."

- Anonymous

"Cheese-milk's leap forward to immortality."

-Clifton Fadiman

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice...

"Sit back and watch how people wonder at how you did it."

-Calysta Sylpher

Random Avatar loving classmate: "So what's your fave pairing?"

Me:"ZukoXbucket!!" o_o

-some random in-between-lecture conversation

"Yagami spelled backwards is 'I'm a gay!' "

-Calysta Sylpher musing about Light in Death Note

"A conference is a meeting held to decide when the next meeting will take place."


"To link the far past with the far future."

-Shindo Hikaru

"Here...The Sai I couldn't find anywhere...was here."

"Above the board I face, within the Go I play..."

-Shindo Hikaru

"I walk my own path, with sincerity and heart, to make

others see me in a different light."

-Hikaru no Go (no idea who said it; possibly Shindo Hikaru or Kiyoharu Yashiro)

"Blood isn't the only thing in this world that's red."

-Genjo Sanzo

"You gave me a world far, far brighter than the sun."

-Son Goku (From Gensomaden Saiyuki)

"From the day I was born, 'till the day I die, the only side I'm on is my own."

-Son Goku (From Gensomaden Saiyuki)

"Dying roses smell best."

-From someone's account in

(If you see this, please tell me your devart acct. or your acct. so I can post it here)

Shikamaru: "Sasuke is in darkness right now..."

Me: Well, DUH!! What'd you expect? He's in a barrel!"

-Me watching the second episode of the Rescue Sasuke arc in Naruto

"Sensei: Okay, Naruto! Time to learn how to walk on water!
Naruto: Y-You mean like Jesus? hops up and down
Sensei: Yes, Naruto. Just like Jesus.
Naruto: Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?
Sensei: Uh...sure"

"Praises makes your conscience better, but criticism makes you a better writer."

- Not anonymous...I just don't know who the person is.

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

-Some writer in (If you see this, please tell me who you are so I can post your name here)

Dialogue of My Everyday Life:

Me: I miss "My Wife and Kids".

Crackers: Gasp! You used to have wife and kids?!

Me: No! I meant I miss the show "My Wife and Kids".

Crackers: So you miss some kind of show, and your wife and kids...

Me: Idiot! I miss the show called "My Wife and Kids".

Crackers: So now you miss a show, being cold, and your wife and kids...

Me: never mind.

(This happened a while back and remembering it now, well it was just so funny I had to post it here.)

Well, mah' profile's pretty much loaded so I'll just leave it as it is, updating only the typos, progress and adding the favorites part

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Kiss of Fire by CultOfStrawberry reviews
A long time ago, Fire Lord Zuko lost the Waterbender he loved. But second chances make things all the more fun! ...Action, angst, drama, tension, romance, and a cute little Prince, it's all here! It is Zutara as you have never seen before! :Sequel to Slow Heat:
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 300,094 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Word of the Day by Kainos Ktisis reviews
Because I'm an English nerd. An eclectic collection of oneshots inspired by Dictionary-dot-com's Word of the Day. Cloti. Mostly canon-verse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,846 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Dog's Life by ShivaVixen reviews
First in Ninja Life Series: Kakashi gets turned into a dog and his team takes care of him, they don't know it, and Kakashi doesn't know how he became a dog, but the cosequences of the transformation will change how they all look at each other, If only Kakashi knew how to change back
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
A Hundred Ways to Say You're My Brother by Griselda Banks reviews
Because they care for each other. Because they are the central driving force of the series. Because they inspire dozens of fics every day. Because I am crazy, and they are the reason why. Mentions of Royai and EdWin, but NO ELRICEST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 130,936 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Ultimate Love Story by nobodywilleverfindthishaha reviews
Zutura. Just. Freakin. Read. It.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Reinventing Me by Emerald-Latias reviews
After enduring a major ordeal, Rinoa gets a fresh start when she transfers to a new school. But when people don’t see her for who she is, she enlists the help of a reluctant teenager to reinvent herself. However, more will unravel than she ever expected.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 277,201 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
No Matter What by The Diamond in the Rough reviews
Zuko and Iroh have joined the gaang for a mere three weeks before disaster suddenly strikes. Now Zuko and Katara have a choice, will they push aside their differences to help each other survive? Or kill each other before enemies have a chance?Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,223 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Zuko, Katara
A Lifetime by Khilari reviews
Rorschach meets the Endless, a look at how they shaped his life. Slash. Rorschach/Daniel.
Crossover - Sandman & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Riddle by phollie reviews
..."Ishida never would have guessed that the prettiest girl in his class, graceful scarlet flitting around the room like a merry mist, would ever be sleeping on the grass just two feet away from him." A first kiss oneshot. Ishihime. Flustered and cute.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
46: Last Lullaby by cali-chan reviews
She would recognize him anywhere. It was impossible, she knew; there was no logical explanation for his presence but there he was, so close that her skin tingled just with the possibility that it could touch his. CaspianSusan... sort of.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Beyond the Rising Sun by justcallmefaye reviews
COMPLETE. Post Series. In the end, it would be about growing up and looking back and moving on and finding out that some things only grow stronger with time. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,592 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
Astraphobia by Cheerie Mai reviews
Storms are his namesake.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Daruma by Eldr-Fire reviews
-- "What are you doing?" Rin flashed him a coy smile. "Making a wish." -- When Rin is gone, Kakashi is left to ponder what she left behind. KakaRin and KakaSaku. Rated for suggestive themes and language. Kakashi Gaiden spoilers as per usual.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Warped Logic by nimblnymph reviews
It was the time of year no jounin instructor enjoyed: Teacher Evaluation. It was the one time they were at the mercy of their student's whim, where everything they'd done could now turn around and bite them back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Buggering Colds by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Post AWE AU; Sparrabeth “Who would have imagined that the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow would be brought to his knees by the mere trifle of a cold.” Mostly J/E banter - a bit longer then drabble length. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
POTC Sparrabeth Moments: Parodies by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Yes, we've seen all the Sparrabethy scenes, and we love them, but have you read the Sparrabeth Parodies? This is a collection of Sparrabeth scenes, all written as funny, make you wet yourself parodies! R&R! Guaranteed to make your day! M for adult humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
A Worthwhile Endeavour by Liave Ekeli reviews
Jack Sparrow sits on the quarterdeck of his beloved Pearl, contemplating the choice he made many years ago. He thinks back on his many eventful years at sea and wonders if it could ever have been different. Christmas Prompts Calendar entry for December 3r
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
A Day in the Life by Bowles reviews
In an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,810 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Squall Leonhart in 'The Worst Weekend of All Time' by sapereaude13 reviews
It's bad news for Squall when he's forced to attend a leadership seminar in Esthar against his will. Cringe at Squall's social ineptitude as he deals with motivational speakers, seminar attendees, his teasing girlfriend, and a Presidential roommate.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Squall L., Laguna L. - Complete
Late Redemption by Elentiriel reviews
More than fifty years later, Susan Pevensie comes to terms with losing faith. Short drabble.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Get a Room by intastella burst reviews
Peter's thoughts on Susan and Caspian's relationship. Movieverse, obviously. If you don't like CaSue, then please, please, I implore you, don't read this fic. For those who do read: it's meant to be taken with a very large grain of salt.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Old Woman by samantha-darling reviews
There was no pride and no hope. Only smoke. Smoke and memories.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
You Know You Watch Too Much ATLA When by KagomeHime369 reviews
A bunch of LISTS that explain EVERYTHING an ATLA Fan might do...just read inside and see...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006
Of Fire and Roses by Anti-Logic reviews
But this was different. That place had been all gentle waves and currents, always intermingling and flowing. This was a world of fire and roses. BxK: You know you want to try it.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007
Bella's House by Babbit.ramblings reviews
Okay so what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to visit Bella at 3 am, please read and review! T for some language, UPDATED chapter 1 please tell me if it's better. Chapter 27 is,finally, now here! author formally known as mybrandofherion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
All That's Left by Bobby G. Grissom reviews
AU. Our four heroes are reincarnated into modern times. A street urchin, a jaded detective, a wounded teacher and a bartender must once again find each other through haunting events, to try and stop the dangers that follow them. Complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,684 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
ÅLPHÀßETîCÂL by StarComets04 reviews
Ever wonder what goes on in the heads of Sanzoikkou? Humor is expected when a talk show reveals their way of thinking through mathematical, real life, and science questions. chapters are independent Parody of all sarcasms
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Current by Spicha reviews
Why was Bella's night so restless after the film in Biology? From Edward's POV. It's not intended to be voyeuristic, as Edward is as innocent as Bella in that respect. But it is an awakening. All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
New Pyjamas by Crossy reviews
a oneshot of how edward felt when bella changed from her old sweats to her new pyjamas. very BxE. please R&R! rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Driver's Education, Cullen Style by Uherenye reviews
What happens when the Cullens move to a new town and are pretending to be so young that they have to take driver's ed? PreTwilight, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
I'm Sorry by bones-angel reviews
[KakaSaku] He's said those two words to her so many times before, but she's had enough and walks away. She doesn't regret it, not until she finds out that she'll never hear it from him anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Storybook by Shadow Vanilla reviews
[Written for Ishida's Birthday at the Bleachness Livejournal] You really wanted to be her knight, huh? You want to be the one who always saves her? [IshiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
A Dance As Old As Time by powderedsugar reviews
they were opposites, fire and water, but when Zuko saves Katara from a horrible fate, they are drawn together in an eternal dance Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,444 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Far From Home by Contrarian reviews
[One shot] Bartimaeus is summoned for the first time after Ptolemy's death.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Highschool is no Game by danyan reviews
Highschool is definetly no game when the A:TLA cast goes there! Katara's love life is always in a mess. What would happen if she bumped into the right person? Zutara. Taang in later chapters. AU. Chapter 11 up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Screwed by I Know Your Name reviews
Strange new town, strange new rules, and the guys are institutionalized for a multitude of mental disorders. Are they hopelessly screwed up and over? NO SHOUNENAI OR YAOI.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C.
Queezle by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Queezle reminisces about Prague, when the Golem comes. Oneshot, BartimauesxQueezle.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Thorn by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Nathaniel was a thorn in Bartimaeus' side. But now that he is dead, now that the thorn is gone, the resulting wound is free to fester and ooze and bleed... [BartimaeusxNathaniel with hints of BartimaeusxPtolemy.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Ominous Blue Box by Giver of Roses reviews
Trouble surrounds Barti. and Nat because of Nat's disturbing obsession with a box. A blue box. Of Paperclips. Much gloating over Voldemort's looming demise and many references to Cheetos. Flames welcomed with open arms...NICE reviews get cookies!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Know Your Stars Meet the Saiyuki Cast by promenade reviews
ahah. Know Your Stars from 'All That', Saiyuki style! Check it out! Please R&R.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007
The Gods Need to Entertain Themselves Somehow by Droston reviews
Certainly Sanzo didn't just show up in a river one day. Certainly that must trouble him a little. Also, Hakkai teaches Hakuryuu a trick, Sanzo and Gojyo play good cop bad cop with a hillbilly, and the gods have a malformed sense of humor.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Let's Make a Deal by Phoenix Dayze reviews
Sanzo and Goyo make a deal and have to suffer the reprecussions thereof. Crack!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Gojyo S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Sanzolocks by Madhumalati reviews
The dangers of wandering in the woods, breaking into bears' houses and fooling around with pink fuzzy handcuffs. Because fairy tales need to die. 93 85, shounen ai. T for language and brief squick.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Beast of Burden by Shin-no-Nekochan reviews
Hakuryu's previous owner wasn't quite as amiable as Hakkai, whose many skills will be put to the test both in & out of combat. Too bad Gojyo can't even find a clean shirt to wear! [Hakuryu Discovery story inspired by the Premium OVA] Please Read & Review!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Raspberries by windwhisprer reviews
[oneshot][STx9 Implied 3x9] Seiten Taisei remembers a time when he and Goku were not bound by the same body. To a time when the raspberries were still fresh.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Goku S. - Complete
The Colour of Forever by Ditch Gospel reviews
Four souls, one destiny. At the very end, all becomes clear. [Character Death]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Way She Smiled by Eldr-Fire reviews
A reflection of a kunoichi they would keep in their hearts forever. Different scenes with Rin that somehow seem to mesh together. How well they do so is entirely up to you. Don't be a stranger, R&R. Sorry that there's no plot. Kakashi Gaiden spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Rin - Complete
Tell me the Story by Nari-nick reviews
Kitty asks Nathaniel to tell her a story. A story of a girl and a boy and the day they met. Takes place after Ptolemy's Gate and therefore contains a few spoilers.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
SCANDAL IN THE JEEP! by windwhisprer reviews
[oneshot] What happens when a curious little fangirl decides to play reporter? A pissy Sanzo, a dawning Goku, a lusting Gojyo, and Hakkai's sleeping with...HOMURA?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Lotus Lake by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Zutara AU. An orphaned Katara and her brother find themselves at boardng school. Katara's first thoughts are that her life will now be filled with boredom. How wrong she was!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,587 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Far Away by cookiedoughmunchkin reviews
After graduation, Bella mysteriously leaves Forks without a word. After two painful years of searching, Edward finds out she's in....New York? And she's....engaged? How far will Edward go to split them apart? Will he be able to recapture her heart again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006
The Storm by therentyoupay reviews
ONE-SHOT. We are a lot like this storm, Zuko thought, stepping in closer to her. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Emotions by kazekage26 reviews
Loki has always been the best. He's never had any emotions to get in the way. But what if that started to change? LokixFenris. Review please!
Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005
A Hairy Situation by Alleonh reviews
Status: Finished for now. Non Yaoi. Set pre Gensomaden when Goku is in need of his first haircut. What's a Sanzo to do?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2006 - G. Sanzo, Goku S.
Gratitude by Contrarian reviews
[One shot, Post Ptolemy's Gate] Sometimes the noblest deeds are the hardest ones to be grateful for.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Eyes on You by Hagane reviews
(fenris x loki) in the midst of destruction, chaos becomes more baldr and fenris finally dares to hope- but who is that guardian angel always watching over her? will she choose to rekindle an old flame, or light that already blazing fire?
Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2004
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imagine if you will reviews
They don't know each other, they have never met not in this life but somehow it's a given that they'll be humming together the same tune forever after. And even after that.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Y. Otonashi, Angel/Kanade T. - Complete
Training Archers reviews
In the heat of the afternoon, an innocent attempt at help turns into a chance to show off. And learn.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Undrunk Rum reviews
She was always there, dressed to the finest with a daze and wistfulness in her eyes. It tore at my heart to know what she was doing; it was mighty obvious. She was waiting. Sparrabeth..I think
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Indefinite Love reviews
There is always a price. For the small possibility of getting in and out of the lands of the Fountain of Youth alive, what will Jack Sparrow give in return? Err...Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Musings of a Murderess reviews
She contemplated on the sunset for a moment, leaning back on her hands with her booted feet swinging to and fro. It was then that she started thinking of him... Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
SCANDAL! reviews
My name is Samantha Witwicky, journalist extraordinaire, and this is my story. Read it coz' you know it's epic. Come on. You know you want to...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008
A Bad Day reviews
..Seriously, who was this guy?...I hate you...I'M being sarcastic?... Only some of Edward's thoughts as he goes through a really bad day, finds a new personality to go with it, observes indiscreet changes through everyone he knows, and goes a little crazy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007
How to Annoy the Twilight Characters reviews
Title says it all. I know this idea isn't original but I just couldn't resist. This was inspired by 500 Ways to Annoy Sanzo from the Saiyuki category. Rated for slight language. I'm having a lot of fun with this! Suggestions for this are very welcome
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
His Eternity reviews
In one second it's all over. Your eternity ends and the oblivion of endlessness begins. When your life goes away, will death follow or will you be forced to move on to the reality of it all? Squall tries as he holds her close one last time.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Three More Problems to Deal With reviews
Vexen doesn't get the respect he he plots dun, dun, duuun but when an interference makes his experiment go horribly wrong, Vexen finds he has to take care of the British version of the Powerpuff girls. Rated for any language that may occur
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Vexen
Your Guardian Angel Pained and Waiting reviews
Bella, my love, how can you cause me so much pain? ......A songfic based on one of my fave songs, the beautiful Your Guardian Angel
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Fairly Stupid reviews
How stupid can you be, expecting the impossible to happen? How stupid can you get, waiting for something that will never come? After all this time, I'm still fairly stupid.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Why? reviews
There are so many questions in this world. Death...Pain...Hatred...Yet the answers to these are so limited. Goku sees this the painful way after an attempted assasination takes place. No pairing.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Man's Best Friend or Sanzo's Worst Nightmare? reviews
Okay, we all know the only animals Sanzo can barely bare with is maybe a kitten and Hakuryu. But what if the group suddenly got a dog? The genre is not humor as you can see I only do humor when I'm in Evil Mode. Rated for language. No pairings
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
Azure Sky and Cerulean Sea
Before their journey west, Sanzo was always ordered to go around blessing people, etc. taking Goku along with him. But they never went to the sea. Goku never really thought of it, until the first time he saw it.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Goku S. - Complete
I Don't Need the Sun reviews
I was making up a poem for class absent mindedly, and when I read it again I suddenly thought it sounded a lot like Goku. I'm not sure about the rating...
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
The Dark Side reviews
Zuko and Iroh have to join up with the Aang gang, they think this is the worst of their problems when suddenly a strange, streetsmart teenage girl with weird clothes literally falls from the sky. Zutara and a slight, slight,very slight Taang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
Remorse reviews
Pain...Despair...Lonliness...What would you feel if someone you loved had just died? FenrisXLoki I'm not sure about the rating
Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete