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Joined 12-20-06, id: 1185598, Profile Updated: 02-21-09
Author has written 13 stories for Gundam Seed, Bleach, and Samurai Warriors.

Hello! I know I don't keep much of a profile, but after reading so many beautifully-made ones by other writers I decided I should at least make an effort. I'm a man in his mid twenties, and into stories involving action, humor and romance; yaoi included (and yes that means the obvious when it comes to my orientation; and no I am not single.). I'm into Gundam, Bleach, Metal Gear, Battletech, Suzumiya Haruhi and National Geographic :). Aside from when I am writing, I spend my leisure time swordfighting and painting mecha models. Oh, one more important thing...I'm a caveman who doesn't keep a blog, so if you do and there is some fanfiction challenge or whatever that you would like me to know about on LJ, don't hesitate to let me know. It's not that I'm unfriendly or even shy...I just don't have the technical skills to maintain a journal.

My favorite characters in Gundam would be Domon, Quatre, Sven, Cagalli and Gai. Unfortunately I find most of the characters too young to tastefully pair with one another...but to each his own ; I'm just too old myself. I do however like watching the fight scenes and would love to pilot a monoeye design such Zaku, Guntank or a Bucue, hence my username.

My favorite characters in Bleach would be Hanatarou, Kira, Kenpachi, Ishida, Renji and Yumichika. I'm happily nuts over Bleach yaoi, but also love fighting and brawling as much as the 11th Division and practice longsword combat for several hours each week. Some day, I might try Bleach cosplay too.

I can't say I have any particular favorite characters in Metal Gear, but I must stress that I don't hate Raiden. Just like with Gundam though, I love the mecha, the fights and the technology; and will support any realistic-looking gay or straight pairings people may care to write about.

Battletech will always remain my first love. I heart Kai Allard-Liao and Phelan Kell, and wonder if anyone would ever attempt to write Battletech slash, but somehow I doubt it as well as my own ability to do so. My favorite mechs are the Blackhawk Prime and the Locust 1E; with the Barghest as a close runner-up, and my favorite faction is Clan Nova Cat.

Suzumiya Haruhi is a guilty pleasure of mine. Again, no pairings, and I like it for the philosophical and existential questions it raises. I want to learn the Haruhi dance someday too. That's right, I follow Haruhi for the metaphysics and choreography. Don't I sound just like a nutcase now?

Latest news: OMG...Margania has actually drawn a fanart for one of my fics! I am such a lucky guy! Both the fic and the art feature Sajin Komamura and are entitled 'Puppies'. You can check it out at http://savoiardia.deviantart.com/art/Puppies-66691072 Ain't it cute..?

Margania is writer on this site too, and is another fan of Sajin Komamura from Bleach. The big guy doesn't have enough fans. She has also written a fanfic starring him entitled 'It's A Dog's Life'. Bleach is not limited to Ichigo/Rukia romances and Hitsugaya angstfics. Have a look at it, and spread the furry, fluffy, fuzzy love.


Bleach may be a shonen manga, but its also a literal meat market for yaoi fangirls. I'm just the friendly neighbourhood butcher. :P

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Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
Heart's Bond by Pernshinigami reviews
Ichigo wants Renji, but relationships between Shinigami are far more intimate than those between humans, and why, why, why, why, why is Karin dreaming of a tiger named Hisuimaru? rated for lemon RenIchi UkiShun ShuKira Byaryu IsshinUruhara GinAi, mPreg
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 291,480 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Twelve Tones by Kupo Stiltzkin reviews
For each division of Gotei 13 have their own story. -8: Ise Nanao, Yadomaru Risa and Kyouraku Shunsui, and leaving behind a legacy.-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,548 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/26/2005
The 12 tasks of Hanatarou by Shekron Kaizar reviews
Hanatarou vs the captains of Soul Society. Soifon and Hanatarou have to escape Hueco Mundo and... dun-dun-duuun each other!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hanatarō Y.
So, Tell Me About Yourself by AltoidRck reviews
Yamamoto observes an unstable bond between his captains and vice captains. He decides to be evi...uh, helpful and have days made where they do nothing but spend time together. What will become of the Gotei 13?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,003 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - G.S. Yamamoto
Yellow Blankets by YamiTami reviews
Written in response to a kink meme that was floating around. Someone suggested voyeurism so here we are. //VERY M, SniperSpy with Scout watching, written in Scout's voice so accent and swearing galore//
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Isolation by MirrorFade reviews
Talking to himself was a dangerous past time that Ashido spent a hundred years forcing himself to avoid, and the next fifty trying to make himself sane again after the fact. After a hundred years of fighting Hollows alone, sanity becomes a liability.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Rukia K., Ashido K. - Complete
To Be Human by Silverone reviews
In which Jiang Wei finds out that his teacher wasn't right about everything. Wei YanxJiang Wei. Mentions of character death.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Blurred Lines by TrulyWished reviews
Hee, a new story to keep me from studying for midterms! It is officially Kira/Ikkaku porn pieces. Yay! Not much for plot, pieces of life, love, and sex to amuse us all. A little about Yumichika and Shuhei, at least for the moment.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - I. Kira, Ikkaku M.
For the Sake of Sake by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Sake is banned in the Seireitei and Shunsui, Kenpachi, and company go to drastic lengths to consume alcohol and romantic interludes occur. KiraxSoifon, a little ShunsuixNanao,MomoxRenji, MatsumotoxSaskibe and ShuuheixIsane. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - I. Kira, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Expressions by poachedpears reviews
Zhao Yun loves the many expression on his Lord's face. Gentle, sad, happy even angry. But what he wanted was for him just to look at him, to reserve those looks for him. That night he just might. Warnings: Yaoi smut
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
The Meaning of Soul by Antharyn reviews
Kira...can shinigami die? HisagixKira
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
a wandering song by Experimental reviews
In a village surrounded by paulownias, there's a zither that hums when no one is playing it.
Mushishi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Snaring The Dragon by Kilonji reviews
What good is having what you desire most within your grasp when you will not reach for it? Follow-up to Giving up and Moving On.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Tatsuki A., Renji A. - Complete
Sunglasses by Anakin McFly reviews
It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Complete
Demented Drabbles by Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS reviews
Drabble 1: A fox and a floozy walk into a bar... Komamura/Matusmoto minifriendfic, now with a hundred and twenty percent of your daily recommended dose of crack humor and drunken debauchery per 8 ounce serving! What else would you expect from Matsumoto?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - R. Matsumoto, S. Komamura
Shunsui Dreams by Infatuationbl reviews
To prepare for the upcoming war a decree went out for Interdivision training! Shunsui X Nanao centric. Chapter 11 up! Spaces in between. Nanao awakes. Will she finally get over herself to tell him the truth? Rated T for language and adult activity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,575 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
Bitter White Light by Touda reviews
Gin knows his time as a sneaky shinigami is fleeting, but just how deeply does his knowledge go?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/14/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Be Good by Azure-Exile reviews
Unohana Retsu was not always the calm, motherly figure that she now portrayed. She wasn't even certain if she ever was. A multichapter vignette. Spoilers for the Soul Society Arc. No real pairings, rated T for some content.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2008 - R. Unohana, K. Urahara
Shunpo to the Future! by Epsilon Zeta reviews
You know those epic time travel stories where a heroic time traveler comes back to the past to save it from a dark future? This story AIN'T one of them. MAJOR CHAPTER 12 REVISION WHICH SETS UP FOR NEW SHUNPO SEQUEL!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,077 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Ichigo K., M. Hinamori - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
To really touch the sky by Case13 reviews
Shatter, Kyouka Suigetsu.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/22/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
One is Too Many by TrulyWished reviews
Kira learns the addictive qualities of kisses and his own strength. KiraIkkaku of course, so yaoi, and it's a repost of an aff story, so lemons, language, the whole run. And we're COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,372 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ikkaku M., I. Kira - Complete
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
lord before lover by Empatheia reviews
[Renji x Kira, Hinamori] Four reasons why Kira is an exceptionally odd individual, and why his friends love him anyway.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Renji A., I. Kira - Complete
I dream of trains by RavenRose7 reviews
My little brother who is about to turn 5 wrote this story and wanted me to put it on here for him. I promised him i would soo please read it would mean a lot to him. A promise is a promise and i promised him soooo here it is a story of trains.!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Stage Fright by Skuzzbucket reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi is asked to speak to incoming Shinigami Students. Remember, he's just as scared of you as you are of him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2007 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Tactics by ArtemisMS reviews
Cracky sequel to Please Forget About Me: Renji takes Byakuya to his Halo party. Byakuya is not used to losing. Wait, Byakuya does not lose. Byakuya cannot lose. BYAKUYA LOST? WTF. DIE. Renji x Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
It's Not You by tectrices reviews
To secure the affections of his precious Nanao chan, Kyouraku Shunsui will go to any lengths, even taking his relationship with Ukitake to unexpected new heights. written for BlackVelvetBand's SN challenge
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Everything but a Snake by Wastelocked-Stories reviews
Ichimaru Gin Kira Izuru WARNING: drug use, slash, language, brainwashing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Healing Process by alooriana reviews
[oneshot][akon x shuuhei] When Kisuke taichou deserted the Twelfth, people dealt with it in different ways.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Shuuhei H. - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Ichigo's Funeral by debbiechan reviews
A Shinigami captain doesn’t need a human body, does he? The gang goes to Ichigo’s funeral. Cremation ceremony, anyone? Ichigo, Tatsuki, Chad, Karin, Isshin, even Chizuro and a little IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,225 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Unohana's Secret by debbiechan reviews
The dying Shinigami and the healing Shinigami. UnohanaUkitake
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - R. Unohana, J. Ukitake - Complete
Next! by Franchise reviews
Wanted Immediately: Three individuals to serve as division captains for Soul Society. Must be smart, powerful and have some level of actual competence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Insanity by Ulquiorra reviews
Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yumichika A., Ulquiorra - Complete
Life of the Shinigami Women's Association by Kokaku Kidotai Meitantei reviews
Follow the tails of the Shinigami Women's Association as they help their comrade HanataroXIsane please review
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Isane K., Hanatarō Y.
The Call by Poe's-Raven reviews
A reaction to the Virginia Tech shootings earlier today. Shaken and scared, the only way I could cope was through this. A short drabble from the perspective of an unnamed shinigami. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Strength by SassyAngel reviews
Why Kukaku wears such an atrocious mockery of her true limb and how she has the strength to not let grudges shape her into something ugly.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Kukaku S., Kaien S. - Complete
A Little Tenderness by antilogicgirl reviews
In which Renji discovers that the measure of a man is not his height, or his power in battle. It is his tenderness. HanatarouRenji [heavy yaoi]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Renji A. - Complete
My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single by Seriously Yours reviews
The 4th division captain contemplates why none of the handsome,noble,brave,regal captains of Soul Society are meant for her. Much Unohana evilness inside. ONE SHOT of pure taichou bashing. Sequel now ON!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
For the Children by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya’s rude awakening.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
The Council of Shadows by HayNet reviews
Silas survives and is reluctantly pursued by Criminal Psycologist, Chloe Blanc who would rather solve another, more personal case. But will the two collide and send Chloe into the hidden world of upstanding Bishops responsible for the deaths of thousands.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,598 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Security Procedures by Honeyfish reviews
A cracky rewrite of chapter 116. Hanatarou exercises his acting skills. Byakuya is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
JUST ONE QUESTION by Jenmay reviews
I know it's a silly question, but, come on! You've thought about it, haven't you? Haven't you? My first HalfLife fic.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
The Night They Drank Old Dixie Down by incandescens reviews
Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Shunsui K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Aizen the Great Captain by Neo Juste Belmont reviews
Aizen is singing his own version of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song! With Hinamori as his best girl and various captains doing the chorus! OOCness ensue. Send in your comments!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - S. Aizen - Complete
Vincent And The Six People Who Aren't Dwarfs by Lhachel reviews
In an alternate universe, Vincent was born out of a wish that his mother's child would be as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as the really shibby plastic of her embroidery frame. Parody!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Vincent V., Prof. Hojo - Complete
Stuffed Ambition by Mako3 reviews
A bit of a crack fic. . . Kon has a favor to ask of Ishida, and the Quincy can't help but go along. Um, StuffedKonIshida with IchigoIshida implied.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Da Vinci Crack by m3thod-mak3r reviews
My first attempt at parody. This follows the same general storyline as the book, but with a few....'changes'.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006
The Idiot's Guide to Rescue Situations by afrai reviews
Renji's had better days. IRR, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Renji A. - Complete
Assume Makes An Ass Out Of U And Me by Blueezy reviews
He didn’t give a damn like how he wouldn’t give a damn if Zaraki intended to take pleasure from his virgin ass and starved squirrels mistook his balls for very well grown nuts. Ichiruki
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
GIVE ME MONEY! by Ryu-Gi reviews
Watch as Olcadan and his trusty sidekick Lizardman hatch various get rich quick schemes in order to pay off Rapheal! Meanwhile, Raphael comes up with evil plots to take over the world!
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,550 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Magic of Tetris by Freaky Person O.o reviews
First Harry Potter Tetris Crossover. I am so ashamed of my writing in the first 2 chapters... Why did I have to go re-read it...?
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Flying The Coop: A Crossover by afrai reviews
Death repeats some old mistakes. Rukia makes some new ones. Crossover with Terry Pratchett's Discworld.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Rukia K.
Money Shot by afrai reviews
I am not making a porno video with Renji for you to sell off to the highest bidder!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
It's Good to be Gangsta by ajremix reviews
Abarai Renji, Hisagi Shuuhei, Iba Tetsuzaemon, Madarame Ikkaku. Four thugs, twenty truths.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Kiss Me? by Blue Bunny Doll reviews
Zhang He has a goal to reach by the end of the night....... Sima Yi x Zhang He... YOAI LEMON... Do not read if you have virgin eyes!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Complete
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Six Coins reviews
KanetsuguxYukimura. In 1585, the Sanada clan is in dire straits. Yukimura is taken hostage by the Uesugi and becomes Kanetsugu's partner. Tasty mix of history and juicy lemons, tenderised with love, garnished with honor and marinated with a little sake.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kanetsugu N., Yukimura S.
Come Back reviews
Gin and Tousen desert Las Noches together, taking Wonderwice and the Orb of Distortion with them. Their escape fails but Aizen is the least of their troubles. Violence, GinxMatsu, AshidoxRukia, no yaoi. Spoilers for current arc and Diamond Dust movie.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K.
Hisagi Shuuhei is a Masochist reviews
KiraxShuuhei is the real deal. We've been looking at the pairing bass ackward all this while. Yumichika explains and serves up a disturbingly uke Hisagi on a silver platter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Only a Dream reviews
I can lend my heart to her, if only for a night each time. By sunrise she forgets...she must forget! I am Shuuhei, her wildest fantasy, and nothing more than a dream. Shuuhei x Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Orihime I., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Stud reviews
‘Quincy Breeding Program: Live cargo. Please handle with care.’ Total crack. IchiIshiHime IkkaKira. How much does it take to turn a quincy gentleman into a raving sex maniac?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Uryuu I., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Ukes of the World, Unite! reviews
The Brotherhood has gathered. Five uncommon Men have banded together for a common cause. Yaoi writers everywhere, beware! Yaoi fics as seen through the eyes of Bleach's biggest ukes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2007 - J. Ukitake, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
A Hundred Years Too Long reviews
Urahara x Unohana. Kisuke Urahara finally returns to Soul Society and the woman that awaits him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Urahara, R. Unohana - Complete
Walking with Beasts reviews
My captain is a beast. Not a beast as in a slavering,savage monster,but a beast among men,observing them with a mind that was alien but understanding,inscrutable yet compassionate.Komamura and Iba philosofic and 7th division road trips.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - S. Komamura, Iba T. - Complete
Puppies! reviews
Komamura has a strange litter of puppies. Their names are Shuuhei,Izuru,Hinamori and Iba.Total crack, and very fluffy. Literally.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2007 - S. Komamura, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Better than Aizen reviews
Hanatarou x Hinamori second surprise couple near end. Romance.Humor.Action. Now finished! Can Hanatarou completely replace Aizen's legacy? The 10th division interferes, with dramatic results when everyone else gets involved.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,255 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Hanatarō Y., M. Hinamori - Complete
Pride is not enough reviews
An insane, midnight drabble on the arduous task facing the world's last Quincy, once the war is over.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/30/2007 - R. Unohana, Uryuu I. - Complete
Reflections on the Stargazer reviews
This is my first fic, I normally do nonfiction so the style is probably rather unusual for this site. As the title suggests, this is a serious Stargazer fic. Sol's perspective.It assumes character death, hence the rating.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
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