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Author has written 1 story for Twilight, and Gemma Doyle Trilogy.

i have a confestion, im 14 and i like Elvis Presley ( and the beatles but mostly elvis) ya his songs are amazing!! lol if you need cheering up and a good laugh might i sugest looking up elvis on youtube, some of his videos are great (the best are jailhouse rock and hound dog.)

but i also like michael buble, hedley, sum 41, simple plan and a BUNCH of other stuff as you can tell i like a lot of different styles!!

:) carlisle cullen :) AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTER AWAY (runs upstairs and quickly throws out all apples and apple products)

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

She’s one of us now."- jasper hale

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.


a great and terrible beauty series

twilight series (jasper or carlisle)

the boy in the stripped pyjamas

the gravesaver


The outsiders (PONYBOY!! and dally)

CHECK THEM OUT!! if you have read any of these books and want to talk about them PM me!


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