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The Family Clock
by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,163 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
The Beginning, if There is One
by Pinnacle of Madness reviews
Year one, AU. Things didn't go quite as planned the first time around, so a higher power stepped in and changed things around. How will Harry turn out now, if he learns not to take everything at face value? He begins his first year... in Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P.
The Politician's Wife
by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter
by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,995 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
by Pretty.Little.Liars reviews
After a night they can't remember, comes a day they'll never forget. ---- IchigoIkkaku
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,970 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Ikkaku M.
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do
by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
How To Know When Things Are Bad
by Lacrimosa Cruentus Luna reviews
30 signs to show you when you're screwed. Or when things have gone totally insane.....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
A Gift of Time
by Leraiv Snape reviews
Snape is shocked when he sees Hermione Granger, the girl he spent twenty years looking for, amongst the first years of Hogwarts...SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,357 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by dratcat reviews
Shirosaki has been invading Ichigo's dreams lately, making his life a living hell. "I refuse to be th' Horse forever, King. I'm gonna buck ya off, and when yeh fall, know that it's gonna hurt." ShirosakiXIchigo. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small
by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The world Harry helped save is darkening and changing around him, and he doesn't think he can save it a second time. Maybe hiding a fugitive Draco Malfoy is a start, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Reading
by catharticdeficit reviews
Las Noches has caught the romance novel bug! And it seems that Ulquiorra has taken an interest as well though it wasn't for the books--more for someone else. UlquiGrimm Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Out of Azkaban
by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't
by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness
by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Rêve de Moi
by KISAFREEDOMNESS reviews
This is the story of a little boy, which in itself isn't so unusual- it's his secrecy. Ishida/Ichigo. Written by Kyou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
A Black Comedy
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5063 - Favs: 7,978 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Good as Gold
by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Almost a Squib
by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match
by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 399 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mr Wooster's Wish
by msliz reviews
Bertie makes a holiday wish, Jeeves finds a note, and Father Christmas lends a hand. Wodehouse slash.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
by maraudersmoon reviews
This is a few of the marauders detention slips.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Future Parents Program
by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday…
by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout
by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Scourgified Mind
by Solstice Muse reviews
The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,085 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony
by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes
by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over
by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Did What!
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Owl Chronicles
by white mouse reviews
Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
The Girl Nobody Knows A Soliloquy
by Technomad reviews
What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Walking In Someone Else’s Heels
by Serendipity1 reviews
Integra decides to clear up a few things about her gender identity to her troops.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2005
Out of Time
by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions
by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete