Sarcastic Proserpine
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Joined 12-23-06, id: 1186981, Profile Updated: 09-07-09
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

Hello, the name's Sarcastic Proserpine. And I have a thing for men in suits. With a tattoo or two. And perhaps a cigarette stuffed between the lips.

Weelll.. leaving my obsessions aside... Halo thar. C:

How nice of you to stumble by. Alrighty, let's introduce myself, since this is a profile after all and you are probably just dying to find out who I am... Well. Just your average manga-nerd, I guess. xD Though I do not run around screaming random Japanese nonsense to poor passersby and I don't wear an Akatsuki-coat to school, when shopping for groceries, in bed or when putting the garbage out, either. Not that I have anything against people doing that last bit, of course. Go and live your life the way you want to! -ultra-whitening toothpaste-smile-

Nah, but seriously.

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Me In A Nutshell

Age: 18. Aye, good times. C:

Birthday: October 13th.

Nickname: Muppet.

Gadget: My Skullcandy Skullcrusher-Headphones. 0w0 Couldn't live without it.

Gender: Female.

Height: 5'7... I'm fun-sized.

Zodiac: I guess being born on October 13th makes me a Libra.

Flower: I'm a Daisy, apparently. -likes it-

Lucky Number: ...I did one of those Numerology tests once... and I got 11. Or at first I thought it was 2, but it had to stay 11. Why? Dunno.

Clothes: Most of the time I wear weird and/or funny shirts and a pair of jeans. And mah All-stars, naturally. C:

Occupation: I babysit a lot. And I work as a mailman. Awesome, ain't it.

Characteristics: I was told on several occasions that I'm: Weird. Sweet. Sarcastic. Lazy. Fun-loving. Optimistic. Overreacting. Caring. Sometimes too caring. Unable to accept criticism on my persona. Lazy. Funny. Relaxed. Friendly. Adjusting myself to the background a bit too well. A People-person. Sloppy. And very, very lazy.

Likes: Manga/Anime (no I know, total surprise here) - my friends/family - reading - drawing - writing - daydreaming - music - bombing & tagging - looking at graffiti - laughing - sleeping - playing soccer - attempting to skateboard - photography - making stupid jokes, especially Chuck Norris ones (I don't really like Chuck Norris. I do like Chuck Norris jokes) - my cat - art - book stores - sniffling through book stores

Teh Faves

To be honest I'm more of a reader than a watcher, but I do have my fair share of Amagawd-I-love-this-anime;

Texhnolyze - Gilgamesh - Fruits Basket - Haibane Renmei - Cowboy Bebop - Cromartie High School - Ouran High School Host Club - Samurai Champloo - Chaos;HeaD - Trinity Blood - Bleach - Death Note - Air - Someday's Dreamers - Wolf's Rain - Serial Experiments Lain - Ergo Proxy - Flame of Recca - DOGS - Ghost Hound - Hellsing - Mushishi - Paranoia Agent - Shigofumi - MPD Psycho - Elfen Lied

Yeah I know, that's not too much, right? Although my parents complain that I'm a TV-slave, too. Hmm. Well, that's just my parents, so...

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Like I said, more of a reader. C:

My all-time faves are Yankee-kun to Megane-chan and Zombie-Loan.

Angel Sanctuary - Eternal Sabbath - Blade of the Immortal - Vampire Knight - Fruits Basket - XS (Hybrid) - Death Note - Someday's Dreamers (Spellbound) - Black Bird - Solanin - Godchild - Nijigahara Holograph - DOGS/DOGS: Bullets & Carnage - Sidooh - Five - Bleach - Jack Frost - Dengeki Daisy - Bitter Virgin - Nana - Moe Kare - Dear School Gang Leader - Hoshi Wa Utau - Fairy Cube - Uwasa no Midori-kun - Hellsing - Trinity Blood - Land of the Blindfolded - Goth - Psycometrer Eiji - Ai Hime- Ai to Himegoto - Beast Master - Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei - Kaichou wa Maid-sama - Kieli - Kana, Kamo - Bokura wa Itsumo - Kinkyori Renai - The Embalmer - Switch - MPD Psycho - White Clouds - Beautiful People - Beauty is the Beast - Wild Ones - Calling You - Variante - Swallowtail - Hitsuji no Namida

..Actually, I feel like I left some real important ones out. o.o Meh, I'll find out someday...

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Food: I'm a sweet-tooth. ...Y'know, you have those little sugary hearts, with words like 'love' and 'fax me' etc on them... Those are so jummy. Chocolate is fine too, since I'm a needy woman with over-emotional reactions on the world in general and stuff. And I like fruit too. Yeah, need to balance it out, right?

Color: Purple. Or violet, whatever you want. I like green also, and indigo, orange, blue, black (why yes, I do know for a fact that according to the wonderful laws of physics, black does not count as a color. Have I already told you that I detest Physics?) , pink... ehrm... well, let's just say: the Rainbow. Yeah, that's it. I like the rainbow.

Smiley (o.o ..Where the hell did this come from? -shrugs- Oh well...): C: (You need to turn your head to the right xD)

Season: Spring! (gets nostalgic) I just love it when all the flowers and love and animals start to awake again.

Book: Hard to say. I read a lot. Eh, The Book Thief, Grey Souls, Spieltrieb, The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas, A Clockwork Orange, Memoirs of a Geisha, Interview With The Vampire, Everything Is Illuminated, Hard-Boiled Wonderland And The End Of The World, all the Harry Potters are cool, and Roald Dahl has written funny books too.

As for the Golden Oldies: I adore John Keats, Oscar Wilde and William Shakespeare. I love their works to the point of religious fanaticism and think that everyone should join me in hailing them at least five times a day (just kidding. But really, they're awesome). More: Jane Eyre - Pride & Prejudice (yes I know, I'm a hopelessly corny Romance reader. Fear me) - A Tale of Two Cities - Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Alice In Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass - Wuthering Heights - Dante's Divina Commedia - Faust - The Canterbury Tales - Paradise Lost/Paradise Regained - Ms Dalloway - Ovid's Metamorphosis - Odyssey

I can't really say I have one favorite I guess. I'm such a nerd.

tv.-programm: Scrubs. They are my heroes. Anything else; Supernatural, Dead Like Me, Cold Case, Heroes, Lost, Medium, South Park, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, 30 Block, Extras, The Office (I'm sorry, but even though I love the US-version, I still think the British one is better). And CSI is nice too, once in a while...

Movie: I'm a Film-Freak with a capital F. I just love to go to the movies with my friends. As for my absolute fave; The Green Mile. Everytime I see it, I have to cry... Great movie, really! I love The Shawshank Redemption, too. Spirited away and Howl's moving castle are beautiful; Hayao Miyazaki is a magician. Furthermore, Tim Burton is my hero and I love all of his work (except for Planet Of The Apes. WTF is up with that shit), especially Big Fish, The Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands. I can't wait until his version of Alice In Wonderland is out. 8D

Furthermore; I love those, I don't exactly know the right word for all of them, but let's say Costume-Drama Movies; y'know, the eightteenth-century-ish ones, with the gigantic wigs and ditto dresses, where you need a towel for the decadence that drips off it, the über-drama, the intriges... ahh, that's love right there. But not all of them are purely drama, there are also those with more than that such as The Patriot. Gah, I lovelovelove that movie.

More - Pride & Prejudice (the 2005-version especially) - Sense & Sensibility - Interview With The Vampire - Jane Eyre (the TV series, if that counts) - Wuthering Heights - From Hell - Marie Antoinette - Gangs Of New York - The Fountain - The Hour Of The Pig - The Crucible (Geez. Daniel Day-Lewis is just a f--ing genius.) - The Duchess - Cranford - Pandaemonium

Yet even more: all the Shreks - Donnie Darko - American Beauty (I like the soundtrack) - Pan's Labyrinth - Watchmen - Lord of the Rings - Pirates of the Caribbean - Se7en - Twilight (yeah, sorry. Again. Can't help it.) - Dead Poets Society - Kill Bill I and II (Isaac Hayes ST d'oh!)- Reservoir Dogs - Goodbye Lenin! - Lucky Number Slevin - Fight Club - An American History X - Trainspotting - Amélie - The Blair Witch Project (it freaked the living daylights out of me. But I totally digged the documentary style- it seemed so real! This shows once again that you don't need a lot of money to make a great movie)

Music genres: Punk and Rock, but I can listen to a lot of different genres. Hiphop, Golden Oldies, Emo, Metal, Indie, even a few Rap songs, Dance, it's all OK. (thumbs up)

Bands/singers etc: The Prodigy!! Whoooot! They just rule. But so do Nirvana, The Kills, Disturbed, Sum 41 (The old ones. Old. Ones.), Iggy Pop (with or without the Stooges), Radiohead, Chopin, Yann Tiersen, OOMPH!, Sex Pistols (Sid Vicious is Love 8D), Buzzcocks, Rancid, Misfits, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Saints, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, Erik Satie, Presidents of the USA, Thomas Newman, Death Cab For Cutie, The Eels, The Verve Pipe, Jimmy Eat World, The Fray, Bush, Bad Religion, Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, U2, Snow Patrol, Yellowcard, KoRn, Trapt, Newton Faulkner, Lenny Kravitz, Incubus, Lifehouse, Jack Off Jill, Death From Above 1979, Editors, Evanescence, Blink 182, A Perfect Circle, Coldplay, Damien Rice, the Gorillaz, Beck, the Cranberries, The Go! Team, Jay-Z, Nelly Furtado, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Distillers, Goo Goo Dolls, Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Kings of Leon, Manic Street Preachers, Seether...-rants-...Nickelback, N-E-R-D, Oasis, Jean-Yves Thibaudet, Matt Costa, and Filter. (rereads) Oops. I said too much, right? Sorry...

Song: The bands, dude. Just look at the list above this. If you have two hours of spare time AND are willing to listen, I'll be happy to enlighten you with my favorite songs.

Animal: I just love animals. I really do, love all of 'em. I particularly like dragonflies for some reason. And cats, panda bears, pinguins, dogs, wolves, ravens, butterflies, cows, etc. etc... ...yeah. Well, I think you got the point now.

Subject: Art. But I don't have it anymore... (sobs) So I'd have to say Literature. English and History aren't too bad either.

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Teh Favorite characters

Reborn!: Holy Sheiz. Dino. Teh Hotness. He's...He's...-flails- ...Well, he's my favorite character right now. And one of the few reasons (the others being the following names) I read Reborn!. Yeah, I'm pathetic as that. But yeah. What a load of hot guys in one series, it's almost too much to handle for my poor heart. -drools- Gokudera - Mukuro - Xanxus - Belphegor - Yamamoto - Spanner - Hibari - Chrome - Ken - Chikusa

Zombie-Loan: Shiba has scored a lot of awesome-points in my book, he's one of my most favorite character through-out all manga/anime. But except for that creepy Chinese guy (no offence meant, Chinese people) I like all the characters.

Yankee-kun to Megane-chan: I love 'em all. And with 'all' I mean Adachi - Shinagawa - Chiba - Himeji - Izumi. Ahh, the coolest people you could ever meet. C:

DOGS: The evil twins Luki & Noki are my utmost faves. But Badou and Haine get love as well.

Naruto: Itachi - Gaara - Deidara - Hinata - Tobi - Temari - Kiba - Sasori

Death Note: Matt is my absolute fave. The amount of screentime he got in the manga was abonimably low. I mean, WTF. More; Well, Mello of course. And Yagami Light is diliciously bad-ass; he's evil ánd he knows how to make it work; ohh, dangerous. XD

Flame Of Recca: Joker. C: He's the coolest of the coolest and together with Dino and Shiba my fave character. More: Koganei - Raiha - Kukai - Saicho - Marie

Fruits Basket: Kyo - Hanajima - Tohru - Hatsuharu - Momiji

Hellsing: Schrodinger - Kaptain - Pip - Alucard - Jan Valentine (what a friggin' psycho. I love him) - Rip von Winkle - Seras

Vampire knight: Kaname is so dark that he probably shits bats (Others: "Neeeerd." Me: -snork- 8B). Aaaand he's sexy as hell. Oh yeah, I'm not afraid to admit I'm a fangirl. But. I'm not the type of person to orgasm whenever he hits the screen. Nor do I scream my lungs out when he speaks, cut myself if he gets hurt or bawl my eyes out when he speaks, again. None of that, just... I don't know, silent admiration or something... no wait, that sounds stalkerish. He's cool, in the comic-sense kind of way. Zero rocks too, by the way.

Wolf's rain: Kiba - Hige - Blue - Cheza

Ouran High School Host Club: Haruhi is such a cool main character. C: And - Mori - Hikaru - Kaoru - Hunny - Tamaki - Nekozawa - Kasanoda

Teh Not-so-faves

Yes, I know that there are bigger and more important issues to worry/rant about in this big, bad world. But sometimes, it just feels REALLY good to talk smack about the stupid things in life.

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Food: Raw. Onions. Blargh! If I just smell them, I have to puke. They're the most disgusting things I've ever eaten.

Color: I don't really dislike a certain color... As for clothes, it depends on the people who wear it and how they wear it. Not that I have any right to judge the fashion sense of others of course, but sometimes it's a crime to the eyes. Eyes have rights too, you know.

Smiley: :( -Why this one, you ask? Well, because it's sad. (I'm pathetic)

Season: Winter. It's cold. I like snow and stuff, but it's just so frickin' cold. Not to mention that I'm a scaredy cat first class and thus afraid as hell to set one foot out of the house when the streets are slippery. Believe me, falling face-down from your bike in front of a group of seniors causes serious trauma when being a freshman.

Book: My Math studybooks. Need I say more? Furthermore; I tried, I really tried, to read Lord Of The Rings. But when I was at page 106 and still hadn't passed the intro I gave up. Blasphemy, I know, but whatever. Just let me enjoy Orlando Bloom with long blond hair in a spandex and Viggo Mortensen with a sword. 8D

tv-programm: Two words: reality shows. If my home-country didn't ring a bell; yes, we are indeed the proud inventors of Big Brother and the 'Gouden Kooi' ('The Colden Cage' it's called in English) and also, as if the world isn't suffering enough already, they send out Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer and shit like that here, as well. I weep for humanity.

Movie: Live-Action Movie 'Dragonball: Evolution'? As in Live-action? Duuuuuude. That's just f--ed up, really. I didn't know if I had to laugh hysterically or cry waterfalls when I saw the trailer. Especially Piccolo. What. The Duck. This is just rape, man. What's next- a Live-Action Astro Boy movie? Live-Action Naruto? Better yet: Live-Action Pokémon? Live-Action Sailor Moon? Yeah, that sure would fill the theaters.

More craptastic shit: Glitter, -shudders- and Confessions Of A Teenage Dramaqueen (Just... the name. It's... NO.) Worst. Shit. Ever. I already wasn't exactly a big fan of either Mariah or LiLo to begin with, but after I was forced to watch both (BOTH!!) 'movies' on a slumber party I thought the TV had burned a fucking hole in my retina. Holy frick on a stick, the biggest load of repulsive shit ever to be released out in the poor world. Sorry, I cuss a lot when I'm being passionate over things.

And I haven't seen the actual movie yet, but I can guess it's one of those movies I'll hate when I'll go see it; Confessions Of A Shopaholic (What's with those 'Confessions' anyway) And then that line she says to that one dude (y'know, the one that purely serves for the noble purpose of being eye-candy); "OMG!! You speak Prada?!" GAHH, that just about killed me right there and then.

Music: Just in general; music with no soul. As in, over-produced, pre-formed crap in which they have left no space at all for freedom for the singer. Yes, I know this sounds cheesier than your average pick-up line. But I think we all agree here that the Jonas Brothers are a sorry waste of space. (I know, I know, it's beginning to get overrated to say them in one breath with 'shit music'. But really. C'mon. It is the truth.) Sorry, all 12-year-old fangirls out there. You may flame me, if you like. Then I've got something else to please the folks out here with. C:

As for the genres: R&B, most pop and rap-crap (= rap in which they only talk about how much money and bitches and other materialistic stuff they've got, and that isn't cool, man)

animal: Well, alright, alright. I don't love ALL animals... I have a fobia for mosquitos or something: if there's one in my room, I will kill it, even if it's in the middle of the night and I have to get up early. I won't sleep before I've squished the damn bug.

Subject: Math. I hate it with a passion. And it hates me back. Seriously, look at my marks. ...On second thought, don't look at my marks.

Moar not-so-likes: Discrimination, Animal- and Child-abuse, war, homework, school (did I already mention Math?), Geert Wilders (y'know, that politician from my country... The one with the hair that looks like he has killed a pooch and put it on his head, the one that compared the Koran with Mein Kampf... People from UK, whatever they say, be proud of your country that they kicked him out. He's a fucknut.), alarms which go off in the middle of the night, and probably some other stuff of which I'm too lazy to mention it right now.

As I don't want to be a sourpuss and end with my dislikes, I thought I'd end it with a bang. Or to be more precise, Chuck Norris jokes. They're probably all over the net and annoying the living crap out of you by now, but God, they make me laugh every time again.

-Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic time table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.

-Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72.

-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in Scrabble, you win. Always.

-Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

-Chuck Norris can eat only one Lay's potatoe chip.

-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.

-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

-Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

-Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about.

8'D -Gyahahaha.

Well, that was kind of the end of this lovely tour through my figmets of mind. Drop a line if you like. I won't bite. Not on first meetings, at least. C:

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Lost Lullabies by c'est la revoir reviews
No longer continued. Thank you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,942 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Lolita in Love by heavenleehime reviews
Kakashi is an out of work photographer looking to make money. Hinata is a gothloli teen beauty who has just become his muse. He's too old for her...She's got a boyfriend...what can happen between these two? AU some OOC KakaHina SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,843 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.
A Class Act by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
Collab with Sunny AU: Hinata is determined to become a more confident person. To help reach her goal, she signs up to be student dorm manager. Due to a mix-up, she winds up being in charge of a boy dormitory. Hilarity, crack pairings, and insanity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,662 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hinata H.
Sapid Sarcasm by Awesome Anonymous reviews
Her life isn't all that great. She's popular: no. She has tons of friends: no. She has a perverted android that sees her as the apple of his eye and can't keep his hands off her: yes. Oh the horror. ‹ Pein x Hinata ›
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,458 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hinata H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Forever Elusive by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
When she looked at him, it was not with fear. It was with an endless curiousity, a fascination, that he had not seen before. To see her, then, look at another man with those eyes, killed him on the inside. GaaHinaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,850 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara
Penance by Atropa13 reviews
Sasuke has been cursed to wander the earth as an incubusdemon. The only way to turn him human again is if a woman can see him and carry his offspring. MF,Preg, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,500 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Fairytale Gone Bad by winterkaguya reviews
The Hyuuga Heiress stepped down to open her own bakery only to find herself in an odd situation with three very powerful men only to find that love is meaningless & Prince Charming does not exist. Will she have her fairytale ending? ItaHinaSasuGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,074 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Hinata H.
Rain on Friendship by Danko Kaji reviews
He wanted to move on. She needed to find a peace of mind. They sought solace within each other's arms; a friendship anchored by unconditional trust and affection. And to think it all started out on that one rainy day... SasuHina -Revisions in Progress-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,001 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
CAGED by Sykoe AnimeCrasherz reviews
Always caged, Hinata tastes freedom when a thief named Naruto helps her escape her masters clutches. When she is recaptured and betrothed to prince Sasuke, the choice is hers: the man who's heart she stole, or the man who stole her heart? TWIST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Hinata H.
Inner Universe by Nusaka reviews
26 universes, 26 lives and deaths, 26 relationships, 26 drabbles of Gaara and Hinata. Gaahina Chapter 12 L is for...Loquacious rated M now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,798 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara
Gang Wars by EzzNzz reviews
She's a new student at Konoha High, notorious for its gang wars. Her cousin becomes one and she isn't far behind. What happens after a bullets fired? And someone is seeking revenge......GaaraxHinata rated T for language DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,664 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Sex Ed by Simsim1705 reviews
There's nothing quite like childhood innocence, especially the second it leaves. Poor Hinata-chan! SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Blue Sugar by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She remembers thinking that since he wore orange, he couldn't be that bad. [TobiHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hinata H., Obito U.
Glass Slippers by Symphony Illusion reviews
Sasuke was a famous model. Hinata was helping out in his studio as part timer. What would happen if a possessive Itachi and a jealous Sakura came into their life? SasuHinaIta... Eventually Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,863 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Fallen by Spartanica reviews
He was a vampire. She was a human. He was a demon, she was an angel. But Angels weren't made for demons. Full summary inside. GaaraHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,054 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Life of a Soldier by Lobou reviews
Emotionless and alone, was the friends he made for nothing when they all shatter like broken glass before his eyes? Pressured with expectations and his mind focused on someone dear. Will his feelings stay silenced in the distance? SASUHINA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Delusional Daydream by Meibou reviews
The Hyuuga were supposed to guard the gateway to the Cursed. She didn’t know that, and wasn’t aware of the consequences of venturing past the physical boundaries. Now, she too is cursed, and condemned by fate. Hinata x Gaara, some Sasuke later. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara
Chance Encounters by katsuyo reviews
AU Multichapter. Yakuza Boss Kiba Inuzuka has a nasty little surprise waiting for him when he pays a surprise visit to his mistress. It's fine because he soon discovers a suitable replacement in the form of the floral delivery driver. Poor Hinata!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,527 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Stillbirth by Nusaka reviews
Out on an escort mission Hinata vanishes. Her team scrambles to find and put the pieces together. What they find, will be the end of the world as we know it. AU hinted pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,542 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara
Big Brother Itachi by Shimi-chan reviews
Blood may be thicker than water...but water tastes a whole lot better. [ItachixHinataxSasuke] Rated for a later lime and some language. [[Now COMPLETE!]]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,915 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lux Mundi by Shining Serenity reviews
[SasuHina] She loved him, but he left her. He wanted power, so he had to leave her. However, he is back now, more powerful then ever and he wants her back... his only thread to humanity. But will she accept him back into her life? Read and Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Leave Me Alone by Eternal Exodus reviews
The mission was simple. Assassination. Unfortunately, they got caught. Pairings: Mostly HinataxDeidara Some pairings may be added later. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,970 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Venus by Watch Hound reviews
Sequel to Peisinoë The distraction has bloomed into a beautiful muse. She was not his prisoner and he was not her captivator, they were just the artist and the inspiration, cuddled up together in the darkness. DeixHina R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Stranded by Lobou reviews
When a flight goes wrong they must learn to get along, or it will cost them their lives. AU SasuHina InoNaru KakaAnko and others. Rated M for Language, blood, and sexual references. Maybe even a bit of CITRUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,758 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Umbra by Nusaka reviews
AU The shadows that haunt the corners of the psychotic mind are perhaps the darkest side of any pale faced moon. [She is trapped. She is suffocating. She is wide awake. She doesn’t know what frightens her more.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,551 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Hinata H., Sasori
The Jackal, the Mignonette and the Wolf by Nusaka reviews
Agreeing to help a friend in need may have been the worst mistake in Hyuuga Hinata’s life. AU Gaara. Hinata. Sasuke. Chapter 3: A twisted ankle, a wolf and a dream of a dream.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,386 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hinata H.
Yours for the Taking by Arethusa Fellini reviews
[AU] Hinata is a painter who lives with her cousin, Neji. Sasuke has more than enough money to last him three lifetimes. They acknowledge their attraction to each other. Yet what's stopping Hinata? SasuHina. NejiTen side story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,446 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
House of the Lamb by Nusaka reviews
A pale hand extends to offer her a pomegranate, picked freshly from the dead. There is a forest which breeds evil and something dark and morbidly twisted has sunk its claws into something not from the woods. AU SasoriHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Hinata H., Sasori
Peisinoë by Watch Hound reviews
One vengeful Akatsuki member came to Konohagakure for obvious reasons however, before he turns the village in a flaming inferno he spots a small, fragile female, who captures his interest. R&R DeixHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
College Roomies by Deidara-kun reviews
Going to college was something she was looking forward to, but as she meets her two new roomates will she still think the same thing afterward? After all what other two males can be more of a mystery other than Sabaku Gaara and Uchiha Sasuke?GaaxHinxSas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Irony of Rain by shinee-pebbles reviews
His eyes were infact the colour of torrential rain, ironic that he met the love of his life in exactly that. SasuHina AU will not be updated regularly, it's a work in progress. : ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Black Sugar Fest by Nusaka reviews
Childhood isn't always full of cotton candy and sweet dreams, sometimes it's blood and fear with nightmares. Gaara and Hinata know this. AU GaaraHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Personal Assistant by Atropa13 reviews
How personal can you get? Hinata is placed as Sasuke's personal assistant. And of course, he acts like a jerk and then he wants to make up for it. SasukeHinata story. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,117 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Is This What They Call FanFiction? by EvilerThanYou reviews
What happens when Naruto buys a computer with Internet? They find the horrors of coupling. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Broken Shells by cabbitqueen reviews
Discontinued. AU: Hinata, a patient in a psychiatric ward, Sasuke, her new doctor. Can he find the pieces to fix her broken shell? SasuxHina, slight ShikaxHina rating for language and adult situations and content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Childhood Bully, Highschool Love by Spochemu reviews
Title says it all. All i'm saying is that it's AU and OC. T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Majoring in Life by cabbitqueen reviews
Discontinued. AU. Hinata goes to college. HinaxKabu, Slight HinaxSasu, Slight HinaxGaa, eventually HinaxKaka, First Fic. Other character pairings...Lots of crack pairings. Rating for lang., Adult Situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,454 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
All's Fair in Love, War, and University by Kirikiri Mai reviews
AU. Hyuuga Hinata is a college student quietly making her way through school. As quietly as she can, anyway. Unfortunately for her, trouble is brewing and things are bound to get interesting. The Hyuuga and Uchiha play their puppets well. SasuNaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Leaving Impressions by Nyeko reviews
Hinata starts a new school, but finds out not everything will go and happen as smoothly. As she thought it could…sasuhinagaa and slight kakahina naruhina. First Fic, please R&R! M For language, later chapters. I Update faster with more reviews!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Hinata H., Hinata H.
Snapshot Moment by Nkiseki reviews
AU Attraction only takes a moment to happen. Falling in love, however, requires thinking and on the occasion, a phone and alcohol. In which Sasuke was not happy when a pale eyed Japanese girl showed up at his apartment and shoved a mobile in his face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Savior by sailorchix reviews
Hinata's new boyfriend becomes extremely violent do to his jealously of other guys even looking at her, yet alone being around her.Which causes problem since Hinata's best friend is a guy.Can anyone save her from her boyfriends fits of jealously?SaXhinXGa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Abstract Concepts by shinee-pebbles reviews
Life is full of Abstract concepts, Sasuke and Hinata both learn this lesson.A bit citrusy, not quite lemon, maybe orange. My first citrus, so don't be gentle, or I won't learn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pleasure Doing Business With You by Shining Serenity reviews
[AU] Sasuke is a successful lawyer, who possesses the smoldering British accent, but lacks the charm. Hinata is an aspiring lawyer, who is an intern at Leaf Firm and Associates. What happens when two of these complete opposites have to work together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Patience Patient by Meibou reviews
AU. Hinata’s the new intern at Konoha’s Psychiatric Facility. What crazy people shall she meet there? Some hot ones at the least. Hina X GaaSasuIta and some onesided stuff. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 202 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The One Possessed by antilogicgirl reviews
Seven years after the murder of her mother, Hinata has turned to less conventional methods to find the truth. During a midnight ceremony, she summons something she did not intend. Something dark, over which she has no control. Will she be able to live as
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
No Laws to Love by Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
What They Don't Say by Lobou reviews
What the Naruto cast are like off the Camera! Rated for Language, drugs, and mentions of sexual prefrences. Also, this is just some sensless writing about things they would never ever say. ONESHOT! SOME SAKURA BASHING! Not that much SasuHina though...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Jyuunishi Adventures In a Cabin by Link and Luigi reviews
Teenage Ayame, Shigure and Hatori have been bestowed with the responsibility of taking eight of the younger characters out into the wilderness. Who thought this would be a good idea? It doesn't matter. It would just make an interesting plot. Completed!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,535 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Complete
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Reminiscence reviews
AU 'Forget-me-not'; he never specifically asked her to remember him. But his memory would always be there, carefully put away in that book of hers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hetze reviews
AU- Teachers aren't supposed to develop feelings for their students. Deidara knew. He knew and yet he fell in love. And now both he and Hyuga Hinata have to pay a heavy price for it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,532 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H.
The Rules Of Flying reviews
-AU- She decided that today would be the day she was going to fly away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
Cirque d'Horreur reviews
[AU] A pale hand reached out to him, thin fingers trying to grasp his wrist. The face was hidden in the shadows, save for white eyes that looked at him with an expression full of sorrow. Soft whisperings reached his ears. “… Run away…”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Exaltation reviews
The girl watched from out of the corner of her pale eyes as he came closer and sat down next to her. She looked at the ground, as if afraid to look the boy in the eye. “You have to be careful…” she suddenly whispered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Cross of Hendaye reviews
[AU] At the end of the world, people tend to come closer in many strange ways. AU, SasxHin, contains alchemy a.o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Agnus Dei reviews
[AU, sidestory of Cirque d'Horreur] ...Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world, have mercy upon us. Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world, grant us peace.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hinata H.
Urtica Dioica reviews
She was like a stinging nettle: fragile when you looked at her from a distance, but when you tried to reach for her, she would sting you. Protect herself instinctively. If you treated her the right way though, she could grant you her healing flowers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Love at second sight reviews
Sasuke is an assasin who works for a secret organisation and is ordered to kill the Kazekage of the Sand and his wife, but is in for a suprise when he finds out who the wife is! SasXHin, slight GaaXHin first story..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,352 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The cruelty of Love reviews
[AU] She longed for him, but he rejected her. In the end he too knew how it was to feel love for someone and get nothing in return. Story based on the myth of Narcissus and Echo, slightly adjusted. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let me Be reviews
Sometimes you can no longer handle your life... Little poem, Hinatacentric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete