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Joined 12-23-06, id: 1187045, Profile Updated: 03-09-09
Author has written 63 stories for Naruto, Card Captor Sakura, Loveless, Mai HiME, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi, I'm Boke-chan.

It's a pleasure to meet you!

I lurk around a lot of place but never really make an impression, so it's very easy to miss me. But my name isn't really all that uncommon, so there's a high percentage that you've already met another "Boke-chan" who isn't me -- you might even be one.

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Sound of Pulling Heaven Down by CSakuraS reviews
What if Simon and Nia hadn't met before her transformation? Now, three years following the destruction of Earth, they find each other at last...but is it too late? AU, Simon/Nia. Contains UST, coarse language, mature themes, and haphazard space battles.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,091 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 3/18/2008 - [Simon, Nia T.] Boota, Yoko L.
From My Cold Dead Hands by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Years were spent perfecting him. He's intelligent, loyal, seductive, complying and absolutely deadly. He is the one that will bring a world to its knees. But what happens when love takes root? After all, machines don't have hearts. YonSasu OroSas NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,279 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Minato N.
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
The Perfect Candidate by MissLe reviews
So when a girl's down on her luck, forced to live with her cousin and his frustratingly meddlesome wife and facing a divorce with her husband, what's she to do? Enter a contest to win the love of the world's biggest heart throb, of course. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,174 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Princess and the Prince by Khmerfujoshi reviews
AU:Going to an all girls school isn’t easy. Especially when you’re given the title ‘Prince’ by your classmates. Hinata finds herself dealing with girls vying for her affection and a certain roommate who isn’t at all what she thought she was. SasuxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,847 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Guardian by rebellion2fate reviews
FBI Agent Uzumaki Naruto's life is forever changed when he is assigned to protect the last Uchiha. Naruto is torn between his duty and his emotions as he uncovers the mystery of the Uchiha massacre. Is Sasuke really innocent? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,381 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
And the Dead Shall Always Hang High by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
He hunted them. He couldn't BE one of them. But yet here he was. Living with them underneath a powerful, merciless ruler. A ruler that had the key to the universe clenched ruthlessly his controlling, bloodstained fists... YonSasu, NaruSasu, ?Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Kiba I.
Crossed Wires by Asuka Kureru reviews
Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Phobia by gilithramaloce reviews
Sasuke's phobia leads to some...problems for Naruto. Rated T for slight swearing and shounen-ai references. It LIVES! :O
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I’ll Win My Enemys Heart, It’s My Way of the Ninja by She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Psycho reviews
Shippuuden – New!Team Kakashi intercepts Sasuke in the woods and proposes him to work together to bring Uchiha Itachi down, with Naruto as bait. Sakura is monotonous, Sai's friendmaking attempts, Kyuubi is hormonal and Sasuke, as per usual, is a bastard.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tension by OhMyRaito reviews
Two businesses, two men, one night of passion...Watch as Naruto attempts to persuade Sasuke to have more wild sweaty mansex with him, Itachi tries everything possible to screw with his brother's head and Sasuke tries to withold the urge to cry in a corner
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,497 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Twisted by Mujaki no Tsubasa reviews
Two geniuses. One project. One library room. What could go wrong? yaoi, AU, lemon, angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,445 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Frogs and Snakes by Lisea18 reviews
Sequel to Sound and Leaf. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Naruto and Sasuke's relationship has taken a new turn. But what will happen after their first night together? Naruto has to leave for a mission with his genin team… will everything go as planned?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 130,571 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Smudging Ink by Kaliotrimma reviews
A Mangaka trying to make his way in the world, Naruto bumps into an old college friend who turns out to be none other than Uchiha Sasuke. With Sasuke's help can Naruto make it to the top and what is this new feeling Naruto has for him? Yaoi NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,755 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Coffee on Wednesday by crazy-mutt reviews
What has Fate got to do with two souls in a fastpaced society? A disastrous meeting at a cafe, an awkward confrontation on a moonlit night...and it all happened on Wednesdays. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,937 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
La Belle Dame Sans Merci by elveljung reviews
Life goes on after Sasuke's departure, except for how it doesn't. Three years after Valley at the End, Naruto is trying to mend broken promises, and Sasuke's just trying not to break. Mainly Narusasu. Dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 280,073 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The white Emperor by Uchiha Yumi reviews
A series of Byakuyacentred drabbles. Ratings and contents may greatly change. Yaoi included. 10th chapter up: RenBya
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Byakuya K.
The sun starts from the east by CluelessIdiot reviews
[Narusasu][Kakairu][shounenai] Like Sasuke would let something as insignificant as gender get in the way of reviving the Uchiha clan. Now all he needs, is a husband to change the diapers! And is Kakashi on crack? Mpreg ? Maybe from a completely new perspe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,220 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wolves by Mashiro reviews
[Naruto x Sasuke] It's sad, but Sasuke loses a lot of his impressiveness when he's drunk and passed out on the floor. Though on the other hand, he looks quite nice when he's soaked in cold beer. Short series. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,303 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Opposition by Freya Bobbissimo reviews
Welcome to a world where denial is taken way too far, and Sakura is a closet fag hag. This fic is about nothing, but Sasuke and Naruto don't seem to mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,834 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bad Luck Comes in Threes by Lisea18 reviews
YAOI. NaruSasu. AU. Three unexpected meetings between our heroes showing how a total stranger can walk into your life in a rather unnerving way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Celibacy by Aki Midori reviews
[FINALLY UPDATED] Simple Math. Sendoh plus Celibacy equals uproar. Sendoh plus Celibacy plus Rukawa equals pandemonium. Sendoh plus Celibacy plus Rukawa plus Seduction plus Friends and Sisters equals a need for divine intervention.
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,686 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/8/2003
Of Brothers and Lovers by Jedi.Vixen reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke deals with seduction at school, home, and the business world. GaaraxItachixSasuke, NejixSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,626 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Alluring Reaction by dustori reviews
Kakashi loves getting a reaction from his students, especially the quiet ones, which, in this case was only one of his students, Sasuke Uchiha. Yaoi KakaSasu, NO FLAMES, Please. Don't like, Don't Read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Of Colours by jyj reviews
NARUSASU: blue is not the colour of my skin from where you gripped my hips.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Outdoors by StylishKidatTheRiot reviews
Sasuke is forced to go on a camping trip to try and make him bond more with his peers, but he goes out of his way to make everyone as miserable as he is and threatens Kakashi with no sex for a month, but Kakashi has other plans... VERY GRAPHIC LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Internet Chat gone Awry by Atropa13 reviews
Not your everyday internet chat... NarutoSasuke, Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Touch Communication by lhbaghead reviews
It's probably the easiest thing to learn. It's just really hard for Sasuke. Narusasu, Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What's In A Name? by AyumiFallassion reviews
What's the importance of a name? Quite a bit! Especially when your name tells the world your TRUE gender! Based off of a translation I found for Sasuke and Sarutobi. The difference is in the wording. Soon to be a Twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Even if by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto is gay for Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
N is for the Nakedness Naruto got to see when he yanked Sasuke’s towel away from him in the changing rooms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fishcake and nothing by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When I Die by Matrilineal reviews
Sasuke wants to be cremated when he dies. [SasuNaru] I forgot to put the disclaimer in there so here it is: I don't own Naruto or its characters xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things Change by Hatochan reviews
An alternate piece to Essays and Exams. A quiet moment between Iruka and Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Iruka U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tragedy's Child by Evantis reviews
Sasuke was trapped in a chasm underground for six hours before he is rescued by an officer. He becomes strangely attached to this officer, and he struggles to find his feet in the world again. Kakasasu at first, then we move on to Narusasu and Itasasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,296 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Essays and Exams by Hatochan reviews
A present for Anise! Iruka and Sasuke muse over their working relationship...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Iruka U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Always by Kaliotrimma reviews
AU It was routine. She would always be there, when he wanted her there and when they pissed each other off. NaruSasu, mentions of child and self abuse, now has sex! CHAPTER 3 UP! Now a collection of one or two shots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Fox Hunts by GhostlyMaiden reviews
AU. NaruSasu. Kyuubi!Naruto. Eventual Mpreg. Challenge Fic. Every year, the huntsman of Konoha gather to hunt the demon Kyuubi. It's Sasuke's first hunt and he is nervous with good reason. After all, Kyuubi has picked him to be his mate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dear Sasuke by YourADDBuddy reviews
Itachi sends his little brother an important note explaining some things. And just gives Sasuke an eyeopener for how wacked out Itachi really is. I thought it was funny...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Is It Always About Naruto! by Inuyasha Uzumaki reviews
Sasuke always sees Iruka with Naruto. Iruka always talks about Naruto. Why! It's bugging Sasuke, and he doesn't know why. Is he jealous? Nah, of course not...Psh, if he wasn't, then It wouldn't be a IruSasu, now would it? Nah..he's just in denial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Iruka U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Company by ResurgereTento reviews
Naruto gives a birthday present, and receives one in return. Implied NaruSasu, but just fluffly preslash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kio's Revenge by Lihrah reviews
Poor Kio is battling hard to win Soubi's love. Only one thing stands between him and the seductive 20yearold sex god – a 12yearold boy named Ritsuka. Kio comes up with a plan that will leave him with all of Soubi’s affection, but when Soubi gets wind of i
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 4,207 - Follows: 544 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Butterfly by Neko Oni reviews
NaruSasu. Sasuke was beautiful bathed in the moonlight. And he was Naruto's. formerly titled Under the moonlight
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sound and Leaf by Lisea18 reviews
NaruSasu. Yaoi. Some reflections about Sasuke and Naruto, a meeting between them… and what happens afterwards. Please Read. I'm really not good with summaries. Chapter 12 is rated M. Has a sequel called 'Frogs and Snakes'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,422 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by motomotogirl reviews
AU Grad student and teaching assistant Byakuya is finding his life has very little meaning in it... until he meets a certain redheaded student. Renji x Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Freaks by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Rukia was beginning to think that her best friend’s relationship with her brother was becoming a bit...freaky. [ByaRen Yaoi]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Luck of the Not So Irish by EverPlotting reviews
Naruto is a drummer, while Sasuke plays the clarinet: the two never play duets. But when the school marching band participates in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York City, Sasuke's admiration for Naruto is suddenly returned. Detail, ATTENHUT! NaruSas
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Colorful Kuchiki by Seigetsu Ren reviews
A typical day at the Kuchiki mansion is...well...not typical at all. I mean, how can it be when you have a noodle-wearing Head of House, his not so little sister, and a bunch of gossiping servants? [Kuchiki family comedy snapshots] (written in 2007, revised 2015)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Ghostwriting by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Jiraiya can't write it all himself
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Iruka U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catnip by smokingace reviews
Soubi sketches Kio in the nude.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Kio K., Soubi A. - Complete
BI? What? by Uchiha Yumi reviews
Even acculturated noblemen, sometimes, don’t understand… [Renji x Byakuya, lightly Shonen Ai, Humour]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Taichou no Koi by Uchiha Yumi reviews
“Abarai Renji, I love you” That had been a major trauma. A big, huge, immense shock the poor Vice Captain would probably never forget. [ByaRen, Request, ShonenAi, somewhat Yaoi]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Joyless Memories by Uchiha Yumi reviews
Another year went by. And Christmas comes. Once again [Mildly ItaSasu – Shonen Ai, Incest, Shota]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Work Hazard by Gokayu reviews
KakaSasu AU. Kakashi is involved in some dirty business. Coerced into a job by a Crime Lord, the last thing he wants is to grow attached to the pretty blackeyed, blackhaired target.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,637 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Nightly Wishes by Uchiha Yumi reviews
A doctor, a patient, a kiss – and a whole night to think about two lives unexpectedly meeting each other. [AU, Renji x Byakuya, lightly ShonenAi]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Subjugation by Veil of Shadows reviews
Konohamaru and Sasuke engage in a battle of wills. [KonoSasu, mindfuck]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Konohamaru S., Sasuke U. - Complete
Re Rejuvenated by yukuro reviews
One night, Sasuke opens the door to find an interesting little surprise on his doorstep. The next thing he knows, he's found himself a new roommate. Unfortunately, no one did explain Kakashi's special new circumstance. [KakashixSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Two Sides of a Broken Coin by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
The Kyuubi is Naruto, and Sasuke is kidnapped during the annual Kyuubi hunt. What happens when he finds out the true extent of his past with a blonde haired boy and a malicious fox demon? NaruSasu. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,638 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Party Night! by Uchiha Yumi reviews
Hyuuga Neji’s Bday party. But what if Naruto is not willing to go? [NaruSasu OneShot]. If the question is: is gonna Sasuke be the UKE…well…why don’t you find it out yourselves? Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Carbon by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaSasu fic] When Sasuke goes looking for Itachi, he comes across something just as dangerous. Potential Uchihacest and noncon ahoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Points of Authority by desolate butterfly reviews
[ShikaSasu, NejiSasu ficlet] Sasuke makes a lousy subordinate. Fortunately, his superiors within ANBU know how to keep him in line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destiny Rewritten by yukuro reviews
After a short life of peace in Konoha, Sasuke is kidnapped away by his brother, his memories erased. Naruto won't let him go, but what are Itachi's true intentions...? [ItachixSasuke . ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,186 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One day I will Succeed by GiMny reviews
Naruto's view on seeing Sasuke again. Narusasu Spoilers for recent chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sas Uke Preggers no Jutsu by Jedi.Vixen reviews
Uchihacest. semicrack. Itachi stops Sasuke from getting married and introduces his knew Seal, which explained why he killed the clan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Milk White and the Seven Thingamajiggers by Rhygell reviews
Slam Dunk people in Midgard living out the story of Snow White? Confusing? But of course! Rukawa Kaede starring as Milk White. Thingamajiggers is the term for the undefinable. :D You'd never think of Snow White the same way ever again. [YAOI]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005
Sweetly Delicious by yukuro reviews
[Set in past] Sasuke spends a memorable day with his older brother. [ItachixSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
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About the Unmentionable Brother reviews
Naruto knows no limits. That's kind of a bad thing for Sasuke, especially when he just wants to sleep and forget the fact that the ground he's sleeping on is harder than Naruto's head.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Next Time reviews
Two boys and hopefully what seems to be a promise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How England got more than acquainted with France reviews
Where a first meeting eventually leads to more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Falling in love isn't like This reviews
If they never fell in love, a lot of things could have never happened.
Mai HiME - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Akira O., Takumi T. - Complete
Surprisingly Enough reviews
Naruto gets his nervous breakdowns when it comes to people confessing to him or even the other way around . And Sasuke is simply maintaining his stance on life. SasuNaru, vice versa
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Confession Scenario reviews
Minato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Timely Conflict reviews
Boy from the future gets girl from the past. Boy from the future goes to past. Boy from the future gets surprised. Girl from the past is really... a boy from the past. A not so much epic tale of boy meets boy and things happening in between. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Watered Down reviews
Sometimes, the replacement just can't fully carry out its purpose because the routine doesn't allow it to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sai - Complete
Before Sunrise reviews
It seemed as if they were honestly living on borrowed time. Perhaps Itachi's lied far too much and maybe Kakashi's just tired. KakaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
I fell in love with? reviews
Falling for the "Perfect Man" isn't as easy as fairy tales make it out to be. Sakura learns this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Circle reviews
They're stuck in an angry love triangle wherein one side isn't aware, the other doesn't care, and the last one struggles to meet both sides.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Boy who Sang reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is no legend. He hasn't lived through anything horrible, nor is he suffering right now. He does sing though. Quite horribly, too. But at least it's helped him find someone he'd eventually fall for. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Account of an Exorcism reviews
Naruto wants to save people and Sasuke wants to see himself. And then, somehow, two people with the different goals manage to meet each other. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Princess Princess Prince reviews
Sasuke, well, didn't even know how he got there – he had a feeling that perhaps it had something to do with Itachi OH, DEFINITELY. He knew that he was now a candidate for being a wife. Fairytale romance? No, thank you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Act upon It reviews
Wherein Naruto and Sasuke have a moment in the hospital. And mostly where Kushina partially deals with her son finding love in her archnemesisofsorts' son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Human Frailty reviews
The word had never been associated with him at all. He was foreign to it and its meaning. Until that one night when everything came spiraling down. Uzumaki Naruto was put to a halt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Big Coincidence? reviews
Neji was looking for a job to sustain his Christmas expenses. When he finally got one, he didn't think that it would come with a potential boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Much Ado about Everything Else reviews
Wherein Naruto likes his teacher, Kakashi thinks that Naruto likes really old men, Sakura likes man on man, and Sai, Sasuke, and Itachi might just find “family” in each other. It is a most dysfunctional confession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Romeo and Juliet reviews
Two families at war. A boy. And another boy. A love not meant to be. What does that all lead up to? Grief? More issues? More unnecessary loveangst? Gifts? Marriage?... Atrocious poetry?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
This kind of Solace reviews
It's really different when you're not whole. Team 7 – or what remains of them – assess things and come out with a horrible conclusion.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Uzumaki Harem reviews
Naruto is a king. A king with a harem. Yet he is a king without “love.” Sasuke is an adviser. An adviser who just happened to get caught in the middle of it all. [focuses on NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Middle of a Confrontation reviews
Wherein Sasuke tries a relatively smart and direct approach in winning the heart of possibly the biggest idiot that he's ever seen. Or, well, get the guy to go out with him. Subtlety be damned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Look Here reviews
It really is hard to let go of something. Especially if this 'something' is a someone that you can't reach anymore. [borderline NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Steamy Love Affair reviews
Karin has gay sensing problems – girls in love are like that. Suigetsu has pheromone problems – even fishes need to mate. Juugo has growth hormone problems – he's tall. And Sasuke... has a smirk on his face? [SuiSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Love Mikoto reviews
When she was much younger and much more inclined to masculinity, Kushina liked to play around girls. Winning their hearts, sweeping them off their feet. However, there was one girl she'd never quite romanced.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Accidentally Yours reviews
Minato, for all his smarts, really didn't know that much about love or romance. It really was quite normal that he didn't know that he was already being courted by Kushina. Much less being in a relationship with her. [KushiMinaKushi]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Wooing reviews
Love, as they say, is a game. It has rules. Like any other game, there are also loopholes. Like any video game, there are cheat sheets. Join one man as he plays one game that nobody else hasn't won. However, love, as some say, isn't a joke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That's Called Courting? reviews
There's a school legend that if someone trips on a can that you put in the hallway where the principal's office is, that person's your “soul mate.” Enter Naruto who's hoping to trip his pink haired crush. But things don't go as planned... [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Take A Picture reviews
Life moves as fast as a roller coaster. That's how Naruto and Sasuke's lives are like. They're too fast that they often don't manage to meet each other. And if they do manage to meet each other, more than often, there's something wrong with the scenario.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contradictions reviews
Naruto was the cute freshman who tried to look his age. Sasuke was the nonchalant senior who was loved by all. They probably had the oddest relationship dynamics. [Fem!SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How they love reviews
“If there was no word like love or like, how would you show me that you loved me?” Girls focused more on words. And guys focused more on actions. But what if in your relationship, the girl always talks, but the guy never does anything? [ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Expressions reviews
Sai likes to sketch. He likes to draw his newfound... home. It really is quite a pity that he can't draw their eyes right. And when he does get the feeling that he'll be able to draw them completely, he doesn't have a sketchpad in hand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sai - Complete
Time Flies reviews
Love is such a strange concept, isn't it? You can't duplicate love. You can't repeat love. It happens just once. In just one moment. And after that... it's all gone. As if it's never been there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fifteen Seconds reviews
In this fast paced society, anything can happen. Nowadays, you just need a few seconds, just a few seconds to touch the life of someone you've known for ages. Quite the irony, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate reviews
...Because everyone knows how special Sasuke and Naruto are. They just don't have hot, raunchy 'sex'. They have hot, raunchy 'hate'sex. Sometimes, occasionally. Every now and then. Just for the heck of it, really. [NaruSasu] [a hint of KyuuMada]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yee hyah? reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is a ninja who recently got tired of wanting to be a ninja. So, now, he tries to be a cowboy. But how can anyone be a cowboy in Konoha, the most cowless hidden ninja village?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Minutes reviews
They didn't talk to each other. They just waited for the elevator doors to open again. In all actuality, it was more onesided than anything, really. [You almost always fall in love with the person you least expected.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cinnamon reviews
Naruto doesn't like cinnamon, but he puts it in his coffee anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How does Naruto know that he's in love? reviews
... And it doesn't at all help when the closest thing he has for a love consultant is a 900something demon. But since Naruto's never been in love before, how can he know that? [“It's called mating, dumbass, and you've found yourself a catch.”]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suigetsu? Hozuki Suigetsu? Who? reviews
Obviously, there's more than just one side of dear Suigetsu. His bunshin is honestly just plain freaky. [Not trying to insult the whole Suigetsu and Suigetsu H. system, not at all.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Suigetsu H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Seme and Uke reviews
Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke has “uke” in his name. Sasuke doesn't care. Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke looks more like an uke. Sasuke still doesn't care. In the end, who really is the uke? [A not what you think fic...?]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Reasons reviews
Twenty reasons for certain topics that are related to Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto's relationship. Like, why does Sasuke hate Naruto? Or why does he like Naruto? Why is he even with Naruto when he should be making Uchiha babies? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Faces and Names reviews
People can't always have what they want. Happy endings aren't always gotten. And more than often, one's love isn't be returned. Some people find ways to cope. Even though it's a substitution, at least it's somewhat real.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Touring Around reviews
Put together two demons, one not so normal human, and an elf, and what do you get? The adventure of a lifetime! Or, well, a series of events and circumstances that are pretending to be adventures. [Eventual NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,246 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Ramen reviews
While Teuchi and Ayame were on a vaction, Naruto found his greatest enemy and the biggest insult to ramen. Topless ramen in all its beauty... Instant packet ramen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Bitchy and the Bastard reviews
It's because Sasuke is a curious and quiet boy. It's because Suigetsu is stuck there and likes to babble. It's because... really, they're not quite sure why Sasuke still comes and Suigetsu still talks. [slight SuiSasuSui]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Apartment Affections reviews
Naruto has always been a messy person. He can't stand the thought of living in a clean apartment. What happens, then, when an anal retentive bastard becomes his roommate? [SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emotion Dissociation reviews
Can anything in the world be unconditional? What is love? Is it even real? Sasuke is confused about love, doesn't believe in love. Then, in the end, he isn't so sure at all. And it's all because of the blond king of irrationality, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Me Knots reviews
Naruto is an odd person. Figures that he fell in love with the same guy twice because the dude tied his shoelaces properly and combed his hair. [SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunting for Love reviews
Neji doesn't like the idea of his friends finding his special person for him. He wants to find this person by himself. He just didn't expect to find this person while waiting for his new mentor. [NejiSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loving Sasuke reviews
Kakashi really didn't plan on coming clean with his feelings. However, the release of the new Icha Icha book forces him to take immediate action. How will his object of affections react? Will he get a chance at a happy ending?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything reviews
Naruto wants to learn a new jutsu. Jiraiya is relentless. And Sasuke will do anything to make his blond happy. [mindless JiraSasu and NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Jiraiya, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Vendo Machine reviews
You find love in the oddest places. Naruto found it when he was arguing with the vendo machine that ate his coins and his bills. It was in the form of a darkhaired bastard that got the remaining softdrink. The same one that he was trying to buy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
1000 Miles for You reviews
Life is full of choices. If someone is to move forward, they have to make the best choice. Though that doesn't mean that the best choice is the one that'll make them happy. [NaruSasu? NejiSasu?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Assignment reviews
Join Eriol, Syaoran, Sakura, and Tomoyo as they do their History project assigned to them by their, well, History teacher. Enjoy the silliness and the idiocy while they struggle with silence and sugar to finish their project and hopefully get good grades.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Uncertainty reviews
“I hate it. This uncertainty that lies between the two of us,” Sasuke whispered. “It's as if you aren't real. This is just like with niisan.” Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is a complex thing. They're suffering from the mystery of it all. [NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Always the Sand reviews
Gaara likes Sasuke. Really likes him. Sasuke's interested in him, too. So what's stopping them from getting it on? A humorous and short take on how Gaara and Sasuke finally get together despite that one single thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Knowledge reviews
He may be a bastard and an avenger, he may have been a traitor, but Neji and Itachi know that Sasuke isn't heartless. He loved far too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neji Muses, Naruto Contemplates reviews
Neji and Sasuke have an odd relationship. Naruto is just the best friend who's in love with Sasuke. Sasuke's madly in love with Neji. Neji... doesn't know if he loves Sasuke or not. Onesided SasuNeji and NaruSasu at first... hints of NejiNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Confession Fusses reviews
“I don't share the same feelings. I don't want you and I sure as hell don't like you.” Sasuke just had to make everything harder. Or was the world just against Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Everyday Ninja Life reviews
A sneak peek at a day in the life of almost everyone's favorite blond boy... who's now Rokudaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's for a Cause reviews
He thinks about why he wants to save Sasuke and what's their real relationship. He tries to understand Sasuke's reasons for wanting to kill Itachi for a bit. Naruto musings in general.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hanami reviews
I've always loved him, regardless of everything. I can still remember when we first met. It was on one clear day. The sakura were in full bloom...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete