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Joined 12-23-06, id: 1187065, Profile Updated: 12-20-11
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda.

age: 27
gender: male
build: 6' ½", 170 lbs. Tall, lean, and wiry.
hair/eyes: brown/brown
Zodiac: Aquarius, Rat
description: My girlfriend-at-the-time was once asked what I was like. She replied, "Stereotypical." The answer got her a weird look (which I'm sure is what she intended), so she elaborated with, "You know--tall, dark, handsome." Thanks for that.

You can call me Scop. It's a word for an Old English poet, storyteller, bard, &tc. A scop might recite Beowulf or another poem to you in a mead-hall; compare to 'skald.' I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, I'm a massage therapist and health educator and an actor, and I'm here to let off creative steam. My favorite video game series of all time is The Legend of Zelda.

I like alliteration, polysyllabic words, flowing verse, and hard rhythm.

More-extended summaries of my projects follows:

Four Swords: Divide and Conquer--Link is trapped into drawing the Four Sword. The heroes who have wielded it before have always been much younger, still boys, and his adult mind and body split in a way never seen. His Wind fragment (Green) is an agile sharpshooter, confident and daring. Fire (Red) is mighty, protective, and a force to be feared in melee combat. Water (Blue) is intelligent, rational, an inventor and a lover of gadgets. Earth (Purple) is quiet, intuitive, sensitive, and holds a powerful grasp of magic. Each is unique and talented in his own right. The problem is, they don't agree on how to get the job done. If they don't pull it together, Ganon and Vaati will tear Hyrule apart. But if they can, the whole may prove much greater than the sum of its parts. (In-progress)

Odyssey--Princess Zelda is stricken with a mysterious illness. If she's not helped, she, then hundreds of others, and possibly the whole world, will die. To cure her, Link must search for a figure of Zora folklore: the fabled Wind Fish, deity of the realm of dreams, brother to Lord Jabu-Jabu. Will he find this being in time to save Zelda, and will it even deign to help him if he can? This tale will be a sequel to Four Swords: Divide and Conquer, but it should be able to stand alone. (Future project, in development, may be seen if Divide and Conquer gets finished and goes well).

Hero On My Table--A oneshot I wrote to commemorate my graduation from my massage school, dedicated to my mentor. A massage therapist in Castle Town gets a new client through unusual arrangements. He needs his business to pick up, so he seeks to sell this Link fellow on the value of regular massage. (Complete)

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Nagori, Saimon, and Senkyoku : A Wind Waker Tale by Achitka reviews
Tetra's anger has set off a trap set long ago to snare another. Now the reluctant Princess must find a way to look past her irritation with the Hero of the Winds if she is going to halt a shadowy enemy from releasing Ganon back into the world. Action! Adventure! and some random TeLink floof!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,124 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2023 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Tetra, Link, Aryll, Gonzo
Hyrule Net by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"We had a pool going that Link couldn't beat Ganondorf at arm wrestling. He lost, so he asked for a rematch in wastebasketball, and won, so now they're even and trying to find a way to settle the matter once and for all. We're down in the breakroom if you want to see." Zelink, Midnark. Modern AU Oneshot series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/15/2007 - [Link, Zelda] [Dark Link, Midna] - Complete
The Weekly Hyrule News by BatNeko reviews
What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Matters of the State by Sunruner reviews
Labrynna's new Prince is trying to do what's right for his country while staying in another: Hyrule. But when the world is shadows, wrought with lies and chiming bells, how honourable can some intentions really be? Last edit: 8-28-09
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 221,003 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Season of the Witch by Eralk Fang reviews
Nearly a century and a half in the lives of Koume and Kotake, Gerudo witches. Chapter Eight: The witches face their immortality.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Koume, Kotake - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
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My Sword Is reviews
An accidental innuendo turns out to be what Link needs to break out of a shaken mood left from his first fight with The Imprisoned. Also features Gondo and Scrapper. Oneshot, juvenile humor.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Link, Fi, LD-301S Scrapper, Gondo - Complete
Four Swords: Divide and Conquer reviews
An original Zelda: Four Sword story. The monsters’ trail has led the split hero through the Faron Woods, into the Gerudo Desert, then north to the vicinity of the Snowpeak. There, they sight fresh troops of Ganon’s making towards Hyrule. Now they act…
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,155 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Link, Zelda
Hero On My Table reviews
Oneshot, therapist's POV. I need my business to pick up. A new client is coming in this morning. I want to do good massage, and secure a new regular client. Incidently, I'm curious about this one, so let's meet this fellow named Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Link - Complete