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Joined 12-23-06, id: 1187099, Profile Updated: 07-25-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Fairy Tail.

Name: Chandler
Gender: Chica
#1 Nickname: Cha Cha
Age: Teenager (Birthday: June 27)

UPDATE 7/25/2011 - 9:29AM, EST

Alright, I just deleted almost all of my stories. Besides Mrs. Lucy--Wait, WHAT?! and Scrumdidileeumptious, I haven't really worked on anything in years and it's pretty embarassing to see what little me used to write.

Some of the stories were deleted for good, but most were backed up on my computer and I plan on rewriting them. The oneshots and a few of the old multi chap stories will be coming back.

If you were a big fan of Drive Me Crazy, have no fear. It is currently my goal to rewrite the entire thing at breakneck speed and adapt it to fit how Scrumdidileeumptious turned out, so you'll see it reappear after Scrumdidileeumptious is over (very soon, young grasshopper).

Anyway, I'm finding it very hard to find time to write recently due to my job and the resulting exhaustion. In case you didn't know, I work two jobs, and now work every day of the goddamn week. I'm exhaused. I have no idea when the next chapter for either Scrumdidileeumptious or Mrs. Lucy--Wait, WHAT?! will be out, but I'm hoping sometime soon.


Disclaimer: All fics written by BitterSweetCrimson are not intended to claim ownership of character names used, brands, products, bands, lryics, movies, TV shows or anything with any original thought except for plot lines.


RoRo73 - My Beta If there's ever an error, go bother HER.


News and Other Things of Joy



Marry Me? by ~EchoVictory88

Cat Nappin': Kitty Sakura by ~rawr-smile13

ScrumChp. 46 it's Naked time by ~rawr-smile13

ScrumChp. 46 it's Naked time2 by ~rawr-smile13

One Word..Scrumdidileeumptious by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Sweet Valentine by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Proof of Corruption by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Consider Yourself Fertilized by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Scrumdidileeumptious Sakura x by ~Fire-In-A-Tiger-Lily

Stripper Ninjas by ~twilight1824

Bound and gagged by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious chicks by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Kisame by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Itachi by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Tobi by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Kakuzu by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Zetsu by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Hidan by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Sasori by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Deidara by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Pein by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious by ~jubliantCatius

Scrumdidileeumptious Sakura by ~jubliantCatius

Kisame and Sakura kiss by ~jubliantCatius

Zetsu's Birthday by ~jubliantCatius

Sakura napin' by ~jubliantCatius

(Comic Strips)

Did he? by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Guess Who.. by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Tobi is a Pirate by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Sakura's Favorite by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Taken by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Brotherly Love.. by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

Brotherly Love...Pain by ~Ryu-chantheKoorime

(Contest Entries)

4P3H.BuRTD4i3hY.SaSo.n.Dei by ~rawr-smile13

Scrumdidileeumptious by ~Absentmindedly

Scrumdidileeumptious Fanart by ~Thirrin73-V2

Scrumdidileeumtpious fanart by ~lizakon

Scrumdidileeumptious, Scrumdidileeumptious ., and Scrumdidileeumptious... by ~MaKing-ThingS-gO-BoM


Pocky Madness by ~ChirucupcakeChan

Pocky Epiphany by ~ChirucupcakeChan

The Iphone by ~ChirucupcakeChan

Try it, I Dare Ya, Pinky by ~ChirucupcakeChan

Don't mess with the Pinky by ~OmnomnomCosplay


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Their cars (incase you're too bored to look them up yourselves):

Tobi's Monster Truck (AKA The Tobi Mobile, modeled after the Grave Digger. Tobi has a different paint job on his, though)

Itachi's Dodge Viper SRT10

Hidan's Novitec Rosso Ferrari California

Deidara's Harley Davidson Screamin' Eagle V-rod

Zetsu's Nissan Altima

Kisame's Aston Martin DBS

Sasori's Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG

Pein's Honda Odyssey (AKA the minivan)

Tobi's Tank from chapter 45 looked something like this

Mrs. Lucy--Wait, WHAT?!

News and Other Things of Joy:

The List of Future Husbands BSC is Considering (Subject to change and listed in alphabetical order, not in order of appearance):









(This isn't the full list, though. There's a few surprises waiting for you. Also, character's who have already had a chapter will not be listed.)


HP slash fic I'm writing with a friend. I wrote the first chapter.

Note to all readers:

I LOVE YOU!! insert hearts and smilie faces here, please.



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House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Bakery by aminerklarinen reviews
Sasori owns a bakery-cafe which nurtures a very intense love triangle: the place's only waiter, Deidara, develops a crush on one of its regulars, Sakura. Unfortunately, she likes newcomer Itachi and it's her friend Hinata who's much more interested in him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,168 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
You'll Be the Death of Me by niteryde reviews
Vegeta is determined to reach his full potential and help destroy the androids when they arrive. If only that woman would just stop distracting him, and stop looking at him like that...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,674 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Beauteous Love by first kiss reviews
They were the guys who ruled the school. She was just a innocent, naive, freshmen girl. ItaSaku , SasoSaku , DeiSaku , Akatuski Love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H.
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hold me by YenGirl reviews
HOLD ME forever, in your life, in your arms and in your heart. Major pairing: ZeroxYuuki, minor pairing: AidoxYori. If you don't want spoilers for Aido & Yori's romance, read No Matter What right after Hold Me Chapter 19 COMPLETE.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 243,580 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
friends with benefits by smartalker reviews
Apparently, the magazine industry knew Lucy was dating Natsu before Lucy did. — LucyNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 139 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Cosmic Dare by Vanus Empty reviews
[10 Drabbles] He's the eraser, she's the thief. How'd he steal her heart? [JenosRinslet]
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 603 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Scrumdidileeumptious reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Mrs Lucy, Wait, WHAT? reviews
Cana is sober, so she decides to tease Lucy by giving her the love fortune reading of the century. Now Lucy is forced to spend a day married to each of her many possible future husbands. LucyxEveryone. Contains language and irresponsible crack shipping.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,298 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Lucy H., Gajeel R.
Cry For Me reviews
NaruSaku At the begining of the end, he was the only one there to watch me die. Spiraling together, one entity, we still hadn't learned the difference between death and destiny. Neither let go, we fell into the unknown. Together forever, never letting go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,265 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.