All other vampire bunnies (and I know you're out there, they woudn't let me use the name) hail to me for I am your lord and also extremely perverted if anyone needs a lesson. And look at my cool alterbeing/transformation picture thing XO (WOW!) Vampirish or what. Mortals listen to what I say: (dun dun dun effects)

I love these animes:

Fruits Basket, CardCaptor Sakura, Chobits(the less pervy bits! then again which bits would even come in as that), Naruto, Inuyasha, Mew Mew Power, Powerpuff Girls Z! Demashita I hope that's right

(more...sorry I cant think right now I'm low on sugar)

My Fav Pairings: (ya know I don't know why I'm actually writing this down...oh well!)

Naruto: (in this order)

LeexGaa

GaaxNaruto

GaaxHina

ShikaxChou

KankxKiba

ShinoxKiba

NarutoxHinata

Kiba/ShinoxHinata(preferably fighting for her)

LeexIno(Oh my god I am commanding you now to read Laid, it is the best story I have ever read for pairings here is link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2317582/1/Laid

ShikamaruxIno

LeexNeji

Sasuke/SaixNaruto (i just hate sasuke so much though i'm like u prick he's gaara's. Sai i dont mind so much but othe than beign nice and ukeish from th emotional bakgrounf, you know since he has none, he reminds me of sasuke)

I like nearly every pairing and I was supposed to do all the animes but I can't remember now properly I wanna surf the net so I'll get back to it.

Um...what else, oh yea, me!

Gender: Female

Skin Tone: Mix race

Personality: Funny, Stern, Silly, Stubborn, Sarcastic and sometimes just childish and giggly. (I know it looks like I suffer from personality dissorder but its just me)

Favourite Colour: Black, Grey, Red, Brown and hyper orange (I like to call it pumpkin orange but I doubt that's it's real name, works with my penname though dont it)(on second thought purples probably in there somewhere)

Likes: GaaraxLee, Naruto, Anime, Manga, Shounen-ai, Yaoi, Yuri, gays, lesbians, reading, writing, cello, my fave animals: wolves, bats, cows (all adorable and honourable, dont ask why cows ar ehonourable i've been known to get into a speech about it)

Dislikes: being told I'm wrong when I'm not, spiders (I dont not like em' Im just scared of em'), animal abuse

!!BIGGEST HATRED IN THE WORLD!!: I've met so many people that say they're not homophobic but when I get into a discussion with them about the topic of sexual orientation, and talk of same sex preference is in the news so much that the subject somes up a bit, they say they dont agree with homosexuals adopting children or with same-sex marriage and I'm like thats homophobia and then they try and talk me round to it and say it so non-chalantly just because they dont suppose I'm gay so I wouldnt feel any personal upset or something. I am a bisexual fag-hag I feel plenty upset, thank you very much, whenever anybody says 'I think homosexuals should be allowed to be together but .arriage is a sacred thing for a man and a woman' it just pisses me off. Sacred!? What the fuck for just that there, I mean has anyone ever lived on a street where none of the kids lived with one parent and not one divorcee was down the entire road. I havent! Marriage is a peice of paper to me really, I just wanna eat fancy food and wear a weird dress for a day that will be in total bad taste but to most people it's a step forward showing you love soemone and want to stay with them for the rest of your life. Sure it hardly ever works out but, hey, some people are romantics and they should be allowed to be. Gays can make that step too, there's no real reason for them not to, and in no way is marriage religous unless its held in a place of worship.

Fave Music: HelloGoodbye, Hillary Duff, Avril Lavinge (Only classics! the 'girlfriend' song, though catchy even to me at times, is unforgivable), Skye Sweetnam, Panic!At The Disco, The Killers, Linkin Park, Simple Plan

Fave Movie: No regrest (gay korean drama, love it so much but mature content kiddlies so make sure the parents are out of the room, at least)

Fave TV Show: 'Rick and Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple In All The World' by far, that show is too fucking hilarious. England really needs the secound series.

Worry of The Day: I have no absolutely no paln for the future that aint even a teen melodrama or nothing I really don't. I'm never gonna make it as a real author and what other professions am I interested in. None. I used to think lawyer sounded cool but then my bro siad they were the spawn of the devil and everyone else in my family was like he dont know shit but he didnt give up so i thought to much trouble with this plus everyone's liek i'ma be a lawyer when i grow up i feel liek a complete douchy sheep. The thing is I get good grads in most classes I'm taking Triple Science for the gifted and talented, I'm head of my history class and I'm taking BTEC Business. But I dont want to be a historian or a microbioligist or a business lady. So I'm gonna waste my time writing mediocre crap for 50p books selling out of the Coop and become a hobo because I cant seem to stop myself being a stupid shit lately. The lamest thing is I wanted for a bit, more than a lawyer or anything that I used to aspire to be, to be an Archivist. How lame and nerdy is that? But I heard they don't get a lot of money and that doesn't really help, plus how much time in a job sorting through another persons life can you spend.

Sorry just venting ignore it. Now I will be an archivist even though everyone thinks I'm gonna be a poor bugger now, hehe I always liked the sound of hobo.

(Others, cant think of much more)

This is laters from VBL...heh I sound like a 10 am radio show.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm only the first 3 but, oh well, I've been on the wrong side of ageism, it sucks.

Panickid23 rules, seriously I love the gift that jsut keeps giving and I needed to remember this joke I got off their porfile. When I read it I knew I needed to remember this. Not mine.

SEXIEST JOKE EVER (no lie): A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat."The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."