Shatter Brained
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

"I had come to write about truth, beauty, freedom, and that which I believed in above all things: love."-Moulin Rouge

About Me:

My name is Carli, and I'm a student at Churchill High School. I love junk food and mittens. Preferably really, really fluffy ones.

I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink, and I most definitely don’t smoke. Some people may call it “straight-edge”, but I just call it self-respect. I love acting out of the ordinary and breaking the expectations of others. I have an illustrious knack for shaking things up.

I’m in the Creative and Performing Arts program at my school, in the theatre branch. I would absolutely adore to act on Broadway, one day, but I have an awful case of stage fright. My goal is to be able to kick that fear right in the ass.

I love energy drinks and sour gummy worms. I love to read—I first zipped my way through The Grapes of Wrath when I was in fourth grade. My favourite books are Diary by Chuck Palahniuk; Walden by Henry David Thoreau; The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger; and It’s Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini.

Music is my passion. I’m pretty picky, when it comes to what I listen to—it has to really mean something to me, for me to enjoy it. I love finding new bands, and I love sharing them with others even more. Some of my favourite artists include The Decemberists, The Shins, Our Lady Peace, Arcade Fire, Say Anything, Imogen Heap, Ingrid Michaelson, The Beatles, The Fiery Furnaces, The Flaming Lips, The Polyphonic Spree, Arthur Russel, Cabin, Broken Social Scene, et cetera. I could go on for ages, but I suppose I’ll spare you.

I have a fascination with Harry Potter that even I can’t explain. I’ve read each of the books eleven times, save the last; which I’m currently reading for the third. I own all five movies, even though the last one I'm technically not supposed to know about, seeing as it's currently hidden away on the top shelf in my mother's closet. I value friendship and loyalty above nearly anything, and I have a ridiculously unhealthy obsession with PostSecret.

I dream of one day publishing my very own novel.

FanFiction:

I've been unhealthily (and yet, somehow honorably) obsessed with fanfiction for a few years, now. I was a member of Mugglenet.com and HarryPotterFanFiction.com before I even knew that this site existed, but I didn’t last very long. Fortunately, Fanfiction.net houses a ridiculous amount of stories, and therefore I don’t think I’ll be running out, anytime soon.

My stories so far are pretty sporadic—plot bunnies keep hopping in one ear and out the other, giving me a spout of inspiration before leaving me completely lost on where to go next. I only have one story posted, as I write this; What A Fine Mess We’ve Made. It’s based off of all of the silly ideas I’ve been having for years, mashed into a MWPP-era romantic comedy. I’m actually working on a piece that I’ve yet to title—it’s going to be a four-part story that should be popping up pretty soon, seeing as I’m nearly done with the first chapter. It’s a bit different from my other story, but hopefully you all will enjoy it. I’m particularly proud of it, to be quite frank. And I’m not usually proud of my writing, at all; because I’m a ridiculously OCD fool, with a very large and very annoying stick up her ass. :3

I’m a complete sucker when it comes to Sirius/Remus. If it’s factually correct and grammatically tolerable, it’s likely to find it’s way into my favourites. However, there are a few ticks that I have—things that usually instantly turn me astray, in a RLSB fic:

1) I love fluff, I really do; but for some reason, it really gets on my nerves when there’s an overabundance of cutesy nicknaming. Remus and Sirius already have nicknames—they are Moony and Padfoot; not ‘Remy’ and ‘Siri’. There are a few people who can pull off those names without making me gag—and I bow deeply to them, for it’s something that I’ve yet to accomplish.

2) Over-angsty fics—topics of abuse, depression, bullying, heartache, etc. need to be handled well; meaning they can’t be overdone or blown out of proportion. They need to fit into the plot of the story, in order to catch my interest. Thirty-six chapters all about Remus being bullied by Slytherins or Sirius being berated by his family tend to be a bit tedious and overdramatic. If written correctly though, an angsty story can truly be the best of the best.

3) “Choppy dialogue.” she said! “And poor, punctuation… make me ILL.”

4) Poorly worded/beat-around-the-bush smut. If it’s obvious that you know nothing about the male anatomy, then don’t try to write a sex scene. It only makes me giggle.

It is rare that I read anything other than MWPP-era SiriusXRemus fics, but there are always exceptions. Some writing is just captivating enough to draw me into an entirely new ship—though nothing, of course, will ever replace my love for my two favourite marauders. :D

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What Was Left Unsaid by kaleidocat reviews
Craig’s high school years. A different take on after he is removed from the Manning household. What if Craig abused drugs/alcohol at a younger age? What if Albert was more involved past season 2? Find out here. Focused on Craig's family situation.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,231 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Craig M., Joey J.
You Can't Always Get What You Want by Veracityrules reviews
Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs know that Moony is gay. But what they don't know is that this 7th year Gryffindor has a secret boyfriend and how will a certain 'straight' canine animagus react when he discovers them in a compromising position? MWPP: MM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,473 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Secrets To Belong To by 88silverkeys reviews
Upon figuring out Remus Lupin's biggest secret, Sirius lets out one of his own to his despairing and dejected mate. slash sbrl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hidden In Plain Sight by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
You can take Sirius out of the Blacks, but you can’t always take the Black out of Sirius. All four of them can see that, because none of them are blind. MWPP drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Expressing Yourself by EvilSatsuma reviews
Two boys learn to express themselves in a whole new way! SLASH! rated M for language and smut. James/Lily also included!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,150 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Want You to Kiss Me by Adica Finch reviews
One day, a bored James and Peter cook up a supposedly innocent scheme. However, while the 'joke' initially goes as planned, it begins to have repercussions that neither James nor Peter anticipated, and which Remus and Sirius are unable to accept. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,077 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
It's Always the Quiet Ones by JKWhite reviews
Sirius walks in on something he shouldn't. Things get uncomfortable, awkward, and confusing. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Firsts and Lasts by freudian fuckup reviews
The problem with beginnings is that they always end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Wardrobe by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Incomplete Sentences by strangerthanfanfiction reviews
Some small part of George still clings to the void Fred has left, but when a drunken excursion on the third anniversary of Fred's death results in an unexpected friendship, George finds himself actually wanting to finish his own sentences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - George W.
Close your eyes, dear by jennygiraffadil reviews
Sirius has never been very good at sharing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Playing Games by MadelineMoon reviews
The Marauders stay up late, with several bottles of firewhiskey. This is the start of something new for two of our unsuspecting marauders. Yaoi. Beloved Lupin and Black. Enjoy reading, and review if you care to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Know by freudian fuckup reviews
Do you love me, Moony?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hairy Snout, Human Heart by Wuff reviews
When Remus is sixteen, he is finally allowed to go to Hogwarts. But life is not as easy as that if you don't know how to behave around other teenagers and, worse, if you are bullied by a gang led by the infamous Sirius Black. Slash: SiriusxRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,544 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Silly Thing Called Love by Blissfully Delirious reviews
Remus finds himself in love with Sirius and trying really hard not to be. Only problem is, his wolf wants nothing more than to throw Sirius to the floor and, well. What's a boy to do? And what sort of wake up call does Lily have in mind for Sirius? RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love is the Drug that Makes you Smug by Your Destructive Fever reviews
...'at least we know where Moonys wand is.' With RLSB...and snippets of JPLE in the backround. Remus and Sirius are dating, but well, how do they tell James? Cue Lily's help. Bets, public displays of affection and illtimed jokes ensue. Try it, yeah? R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Lily’s Little Bit of Mischief: Going Down by SAL-Chan reviews
[1 of ?] Sirius drops Remus' tangled arms in exchange for holding onto his hips white finger tips creating half moon's in Remus' side. The taller boy pulls his hands out at last and latches onto Sirius arms, curling his body in on Sirius in turn.[SLASH!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tell Me by Dragonflies reviews
Summary: [RLSB][SLASH EROTICA][Remus’ POV.][ONESHOT]Takes place during their last year at Hogwarts. Marauders Era. A Remus and Sirius study session turns into something more... Smut with a story. Please read, enjoy and review. Newly revised! Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Welcome Home by twouble reviews
Mr Padfoot and Mr Prongs would like to welcome Mr Moony home. Oneshot. Sirius & James meet Remus on the other side... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All The Pretty Faces by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because, Sirius thinks, it's easy to love Remus. And if the lies burn his tongue, does it really matter? SiriusRemus. Slash, nonfluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If I Kissed You by twouble reviews
You’re in love with me and you hate yourself for it. But I’m going to kiss you, and you’re not going to run away, you’re going to stay here, right here, and kiss me back. Because if you don’t, so help me Remus Lupin, I won’t be responsible for my actions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So Undeniably Yours by charmedkat48 reviews
Slashy oneshot. A bowl of soup claims Sirius. He is most offended. SBRL, dom!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
On the Hood of His '79 by oony reviews
Sometimes the most powerful of messages are those left unspoken.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Getting there by jennygiraffadil reviews
Sirius says they're just experimenting. Remus says it too. But it always hurts him more and he's learning the hard way that falling doesn't always come with a soft landing. And sometimes, most times, love hurts more than it's worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius, Are You Serious? by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Yes, Sirius seriously is serious, hard to believe, I know. Just a random humor play on Sirius' name. Over done, I know. Not usually my thing, humor, so please be kind. Heavily implied RemusxSirius slash, don't like don't read. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Way Back To Daylight by Red Kettle reviews
A search for a gift turns into an unexpected quest: a chance for Remus to regain everything he’s lost. Or, at least, the most important thing. RemusxSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,867 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's Called The Chamber of Secrets by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Together? I Think So by CrazieDasie reviews
Moments in Sirius's life where he and Remus were together. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Such A Strong Word by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because love isn't always romantic and tender and heartwarming. It's bitter and painful and destructive. SiriusRemus. Slash, noncon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sinner's End by Crystalwren reviews
A young Remus Lupin visits Severus Snape at Spinner's End. An exercise in futility and hopelessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by junkoholic reviews
[Complete] Sirius recieves his last letter from home. Slash, SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Heat Wave by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
A trip to Hogsmeade during a heat wave strikes up the flames of desire when the friction between two boys won't stop rubbing together. Teenager RemusxSirius, OneShot, Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The First Christmas by Danielle Elenauial reviews
HARRYxRON slash. A first time, romance, fluff, postwar Christmas fic. Written for the Bestmates Christmas exchange on livejournal. Written before the release of DH! So AU after HBP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Remember That One Time This Morning? by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are never allowed to be Potion partners again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Puddlemere United's Anthem by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Anyone who has read Quidditch Through the Ages recognizes the name of the song Beat Back Those Bludgers, Boys, and Chuck That Quaffle Here, but after years of sneaking into World Cup games I can finally bring you the lyrics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Whatever Gets You Through the Night by leatherboots reviews
While running away from Filch the Marauders find themselves in a broom closet. Slash: RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lovelife by Lucy May reviews
Sirius discovers Remus is being bullied due to a rumor spread by Snape, and that his lovelife is more interesting in the minds of others than in reality. RxS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The A to Z Of Remus And Sirius by LadyBush reviews
This is the story of Remus and Sirius' relationship, told through the alphabet. It contains plenty of slashy goodness! Currently on Chapter Thirteen: M is for Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Doors by Wyverx-Dragon reviews
Sirius, Remus and a door. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Most Romantic Romance by Pforte reviews
It is time for a tacky romance that isn't meant seriously. More precisely, The Most Romantic Romance, starring Remus Lupin, innocence incarnate, and Sirius Black, womaniser and closet virgin. It's the story of their love. Slash! MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Empty Memories by flotternz reviews
He wishes the old adage ‘that time heals a broken heart’ were true. Angst. Sequel to Hollow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Speak by Like A Meteor reviews
Remus is in love, and Sirius isn't making it any easier. RLSB. Slash. Marauders Era. [I suck at summaries Read&Review?]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Eclipse by junkoholic reviews
Everything has changed. Slash, SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Friend in Need by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
This is set during the Mauraders’ fifth year at Hogwarts. Remus is being tormented by bullies. When Sirius, James and Peter find out, they set out to save him….. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost and Found by Lucy May reviews
Although they've remained friends, the aftermath of the prank has changed the level of closeness once shared by Remus and Sirius. Sirius wants things back to the way they were. RxS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Indistinct in the Distance by Red Kettle reviews
How easy it is to lie, to misunderstand, and to separate ourselves from the people we love. RemusxSirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Letter to Lily by Playfully Pondering Puppies reviews
Necrophilia, Homosexual Bondage and Transvestic Fetishism. James, Remus and Sirius writing Lily and telling them of their doings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All the Friendship by triffickie reviews
You're friends with Ron. It's strange how you're so similar and yet so different. So different. RonxHarry among others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Loathsome Lobster of Leeds by Lucy May reviews
Harry is upset by the upcoming Hogwarts Family Day and finds a sympathetic ear from Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Alive in Everything by Chervil reviews
'I don't want to imagine life without you. It's terrifying beyond words. I want to wake up every morning with your head on my shoulder or my head on yours and realize that all I've ever wanted is lying right next to me.' [RemusxSirius]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lies That Were Never Told by Red Kettle reviews
Remus, his rags and his riches. SiriusRemus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Finding Normal by Sparklystuff reviews
Hogwarts, 1978. A young Remus Lupin prepares for his final N.E.W.T...on the night of a full moon. A tale of friendship, self loathing, and caffeine...all in great amounts. MWPP oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Cheated by Comtria SGC reviews
COMPLETE! SBRL, It changes when Sirius is unsure of his sexuality and cheats on Remus. Now Remus finds himself attracted to Snape! Will they be able to stay together, or will the Marauders find out and disown him? SSRL! Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,334 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
First time by mackitten reviews
[“Are you sure you want to do this?” Remus asked as Sirius unbuttoned the first button of his shirt.] Remus is nervous about the boys' first time
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus & the Case of the Missing Argyle Sweater by mackitten reviews
Remus is missing his blue argyle sweater and has a certain suspicion who might be taking it... [SBRL]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
It's the Little Things by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] James confronts Sirius on his suspicious lack of relationships, forcing him to reveal his secret feelings for a certain marauder. What will Remus do if he finds out? SBRL slashy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Reading Remus by mackitten reviews
It took Sirius four days to learn to read James Potter, four months to learn to read Peter Pettigrew and four years to learn to read Remus Lupin. [SBRL slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Frustration by Eudoxus reviews
SiriusRemus Oneshot, marauder era. Sirius learns something that doesn't make him too happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Caught by yeahyeahyeahno reviews
In which Remus's reading is interuppted and James and Peter are shocked. Sorry, but it's a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Why of Course, Mr Black by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] Remus wakes up with a [coughcough] problem after an arousing dream about Sirius. An interesting [and slightly kinky] conversation follows. SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cyanide? by FallenShateiel reviews
RLSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Nuances of Scent by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. There is a particular smell that Remus is trying to track down. It haunts him until he finally finds what he has been searching for ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stacked by Dramaphile reviews
Remus wants to stay inside and study, Sirius would rather study Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Photograph by mackitten reviews
Remus realizes how he feels about Sirius through photographs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Poker by mackitten reviews
Remus & Sirius play strip poker and end up betting a little more than they planned on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
If You Would Have Such A One by Thistlerose reviews
Remus is tired of Sirius' attempts at matchmaking. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Poppy Christmas by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius. Loose sequel to 'The Cupboard'. Remus gets Sirius a rather singular Christmas present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Cupboard by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius. Sirius gets terribly bored. Remus is made to suffer. They end up trapped in a cupboard for a good six hours. Cue abuse of bubblewrap, wrestling and lots of 'closet' jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wake Up Call by Dwight4Studly reviews
Remus loves to wake him this way. Slash, RemusSirius One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
People Sirius Loves by Marauder reviews
Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Winners and Losers by Silver Despair reviews
Severus is relieved to escape his home and come to Hogwarts, but this feeling is quickly forgotten as he realizes that the torment does not end at school. Follows him through school and into adult life. Will be slash. SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
The Blood Blistering Brew by Deena reviews
Sirius is an arrogant berk and Remus is complete pants at Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Distractions by R.J. Moony reviews
Sirius and Remus are easily distracted in Muggle Studies. RLSB SLASH PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Fun Sort by Asidian reviews
Frustrated that Remus never asks for what he wants, Sirius devises a game to help remedy the situation. -Slash- warning. Sirius x Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Recollection by emerald-123 reviews
Remus's memories of Sirius, from when the Marauders first discovered he was a werewolf to present time. Remus's POV, third person, SiriusRemus slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What Remus Wants by alfirin kirinki reviews
When an explosion in Potions temporary gives Sirius a certain power he starts to see Remus in a whole new light. Prequel to AGTH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Long Nights Moon & Restless Minds by Luna Rosa reviews
One deserted december night Hogwarts infirmary, it all begins... takes place during MWPPs last year in school . RLSB. Part of 'Full Moon series'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,227 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black by Miss Puppylove reviews
*Complete* In which Sirius hears of a plot, loses his temper, acquires a motorcycle, and runs away from home. Featuring the lovely Black family, a snarky portrait, Unforgivable Curses, an understanding James, and lots of Remus. (Dark, slashy.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,371 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Close Your Eyes, Cover Your Ears, and Pretend by politefiction reviews
*Complete* When Tom Riddle's diary was destroyed, his memory was obligated to find a new residence. He quite reluctantly becomes appointed to Ginny's body, but she doesn't know he's there...until the topic of schizophrenia puts an idea into his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,710 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Christmastime by Miss Puppylove reviews
Sirius, Remus, Christmas at Hogwarts, and a convenient couch in the common room. What more could anyone possibly want? (Slash, fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
If In The Beginning by Marauder reviews
Sirius and Remus are in their sixth year and their feelings for each other are becoming too intense to bear. SBxRL. Part of the If In The Series. AU since OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2003 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Excessive use of Bad Cliches by Bohemian Storm reviews
Harry has many slashy encounters filled with bad cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Harry P.
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What A Fine Mess We've Made reviews
During his fifth year at Hogwarts, Remus finds himself falling head over heels for one of his oldest and dearest friends. He finds out that the feeling is quite mutual, and the two must face the predjudices and hardships of their teenage years together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Oh, the Glorious reviews
Sirius thinks about the seasons. SBRL; MWPP Era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.