Esquimaux
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Joined 12-24-06, id: 1187730, Profile Updated: 01-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Misc. Books, and In the heat of the night.

Personal Info:

Female, Canadian-- yay for the west coast! I'm a high school student, aspiring to become a doctor. My goal in life is to make someone else's life better. I'm not too sure, but if med school doesn't work out, maybe being a teacher will.

Age: youngish... definitely not old and wrinkly

Nicknames: People Call Me "S", but most call me Maux.

Hobbies: Highland Dance, Field Hockey, Lawn Bowling (No, it's not just for old people. I like it.)

Pet Peeve: When someone asks a yes-or-no question where the answer could be yes or no, (eg: aren't you sure the pen is black?) then you have to say something like: it is(n't) black.

Places I Want To Go: Scotland, Newfoundland & Labrador, Carribean, Europe (Ireland, Poland, Germany, Rome, Greece, France, etc.), EVERYWHERE!

Music: Clasical, 80's, 70's, light&happy&sunny, ROCK! ROCK! ROCK!

Movies: The Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, James Bond, Shooter, Memoirs of a Geisha, and Mulan

TV Shows: Supernatural, House, Heroes, Dead Like Me, the 4400, Lie to Me

Books: Twilight series, Transall Saga, The Death and Life of Superman, Sleeper Code/Agenda, The Percy Jackson Series, The Mediator Series, and a whole lot more!

And that was everything about me... well, everything that I can think of at the moment.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

P.S. I've put my favorite Supernatural fics into my C2, but all my favorite Twilight fics have been put into my favorites. Don't blame me if I accidentally mixed them up.
Have a good day!

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Stories:

Amber Lights -complete.

Desert Madness -incomplete. Working on it off and on. I need inspiration. I'll probably write more after I'm done with Amber Lights

Sapphire Dreams -Sequel to Amber Lights. I'm working on it off and on... i need to sort out the plot... it's still kinda jumbled :P

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Pieces by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
The Volturi have been defeated by the Cullens' army. And the Cullens have given into the monsters they fought for so long. They are now in control of the humans. One girl dares to defy them. Can she save them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,648 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
Harry Potter Kills Edward by Hinotezeke reviews
oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Twilight? Harry Potter? MIXTURES! by lovely-marshine reviews
This is the story about what I think might happen if the characters from the Twilight series collide with the characters from Harry Potter... it's quite interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007
Taxi Service With A Smile by CherryWolf713 reviews
Just how did Bella get around with that cast on? What would happen if it snowed once more in Forks? Who would Edward dress up like for Halloween? A few One-shots and insights into our fav 'Twilight' Characters! Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Emmett/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Edward or Jacob by Poohdog reviews
Hermione and Ginny are gushing over some guys named Jacob and Edward, leaving an eavesdropping Harry and Ron utterly confused. And why are Tonks and Mrs. Weasley just as aware of this strange code? Harry Potter girls discuss Twilight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Misinterpretations by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
When Charlie notices that Edward is not at dinner, Bella tells him that he at the hospital, in emergency surgery. What she fail to mention is that he's performing the surgery, and not the one about to die. This leads to a series of misunderstandings. T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Moonlit Dawn by LyraLockhart reviews
When the Company receives an anonymous tip regarding a family in Forks, Washington, they may just find more than they bargained for...Twilight Xover.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008
Not What She Seems by astrohuckleberry reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU READ THE FIRST ONE! THIS IS THE SEQUEL. Last time we saw Melody her parents left her in an orphanage. But what will happen to Bella and Edward's precious Melody when she comes back? How will they hide the secrets? Drama. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 47,370 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not The Only Way by soveryunpretty reviews
AU: Bella wakes up in a hospital a vampire, with no previous knowledge that the myths are real, but not for long. The only question is, who will find her first? Will her ignorance make her an easy target to be taken advantage of?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,793 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Introducing Renesmee by ebhg reviews
Edward's POV during Bella's change when he introduces his daughter to the Cullens. Based on the glimpse of memory Ness shows Bella. This story makes reference to another that I've written,'Edward's Epiphany' but they can stand alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
50 Things by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
50 Things that no Twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do. No matter what.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Reality by Chocolate13 reviews
What if Edward and the Cullens were real? Kiera, a normal, modern, Twilight fangirl, is both frightened and excited when the famous vampire shows up. What happens then when she gets caught up in a struggle between her dreams and her worst nightmares?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,511 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
1918 by gypsyrin reviews
Something strange happens to Bella and Edward and our favorite couple is sent back in time. Is it just a dream that Bella's having? Or is it something more supernatural. Set between NM and E. A cute B/E -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gift by Vanessa Wolf reviews
Bella enlists Carlisle's help and advice in a gift for Edward's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Insufferable by m r s . w r i t i n g reviews
Bella's sick and when ever Bella's sick, she actually has a sense of humor, probably to the point where she's insufferable... “Do me a favor Emmet and go out back and get a really big rock, will you?”“I’m here. What do you want with it?” "Take a hit a me.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting to Know the Cullen Coven by ebhg reviews
Curiosity killed the cat; or, at the very least, maimed it. Of course, Charlie Swan learned that lesson the hard way. Set after Breaking Dawn. Winner of the Emmett Award: Best Humor in the 2nd round of the Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fish Sticks by Meddlesome reviews
Nessie is 16 and Charlie wants to know how she grew so fast. Purely random and funny EPOV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Join the Party! by alwayssirius reviews
“I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” What if Angela did turn out to be a witch? Silly one-shot to help out my writer's block. Now a two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
It's Me or the Dog: Twilight Edition by Newfoundland Novelist reviews
Bella gets a puppy during New Moon when Edward leaves her. When he comes back, they discover the new puppy likes everyone but Edward. Thanks to Alice, Bella and Edward are put on "It's Me or the Dog". Characters belong to S.Meyer. P.S. ALICE ROCKS! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Assistance by MoonlessNight27727 reviews
Bella needed help in the shower when she broke her leg, and who better to help than Alice. The awkward conversation between Bella and Charlie before Alice offered her help. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Charlie S., Alice - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
It's THat Time of Month, Again by Bobby Rae reviews
I know it's embarassing, but hilarious. involves, Emmett getting an education in feminine products, high hormones, Ben and Jerry's, mismatched shoes, mysterious manicures and pedicures, and green eggs and ham. I will not eat them Sam I am!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Lasagna by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
ONESHOT. After Charlie forces Edward to eat, Bella takes care of him. Lots of fluff, something I wrote to get over writer's block. Enjoy, and PLEASE R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
My Son In Law's a WHAT? by MistressCashew reviews
Ever wondered how Charlie discovers the secret? I have. Rated K for small amounts of language. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Charlie Knows by MrsEdwardAnthonyMasenCullen95 reviews
Charlie finds out about Edward, and the rest of his family for that matter about being vampires. What will happen? Some-one may even lose their life. Read and Find out! Please Reveiw!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Alice's Disorder by Eternally Dazzled reviews
Charlie gets the idea that Alice has an eating disorder. Poor Alice is forced to eat HUMAN FOOD and LOTS OF IT! Will he stop at nothing to help her with her "disorder"? ------- ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Face by Cullenocd reviews
Ah ha ha. This is definitely for Jacob-haters. Jacob.....dies? We can dream, cant we?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Angela the Witch by Hinotezeke reviews
What happens when angela and Ben are withes and wizards? And Mike a vampire hunter and so are tyler and eric?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Love Lair by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Alice decides to turn the Cullen house into a haunted mansion for Halloween, Esme and Carlisle end up in costume, Emmett gets a new pet, and Rosalie is stuck running errands for Alice all day and then there's Edward. What is with him and candle wax? EB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Carlisle's Father's Day Experience by wanderlustlights reviews
It's Father's Day...! Of course Bella gets her own father, Charlie, something, but... what will she get for Carlisle...? Read to find out! R&R please...!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
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In The Heat Of The Night: Alternate Ending reviews
Can people really change? Oneshot. Based from the book.
In the heat of the night - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
Sapphire Dreams reviews
When Rachel's life with her mom came to an end, so she goes back to the Cullen's. She adjusts well to life in Forks, but what happens when past problems come back to bite? Sequel to Amber Lights. AU
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009
Amber Lights reviews
When Rachel moves to a new town, she befriends a nice girl named Alice. When things go wrong, Alice's family takes Rachel in. Prequel to Twilight. Slightly AU. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
Desert Madness reviews
What happens on the hiking trip Karen and friends invite Mark on? Do things take a turn for the worst? Post-Transall Saga.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
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